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Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Curses Boko Haram, Miyetti Allah Over Suicide Bomber At Winners by Strech(m): 5:35pm On Feb 03, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
CLASSIC JOKER. FROM PRAYING FOR YOUR ENEMIES TO SWEARING FOR THEM BECAUSE THE FIRST OPTION NEVER WORKS, AND NEITHER WILL THE SECOND TOO.

most stupid talk I have ever read.you are a ...... Don't let me say it all.

Politics › Re: Nathaniel Samuel, Suicide Bomber At Winners Chapel: How He Was Arrested (Photos) by Strech(m): 1:44pm On Feb 03, 2020

Na wetin make I like my guys. Dem for join the police kill self. Say dem even allow police carry that bastard comot. God punish devil.

Politics › Re: Abraham Amuta Rejects Offer To Be Freed By Boko Haram, Dumps Christianity by Strech(m): 12:18pm On Feb 03, 2020

Abusadiq01:
He has seen the beauty of Islam... Alhamdullah

so! You now concur that Boko boys are an Islamic Organization?

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Sports › Re: Free 11odds For The Public by Strech(m): 1:54am On Feb 02, 2020

This guy na master. Na only dat Liverpool game spoil am.abeg at me on your watsapp make I just dey get 2 sure odd. 08165336573. Thanks bro.

Romance › Re: Is My Wife Still Cheating? by Strech(m): 8:21am On Jan 29, 2020

All this lie lie stories. Even hug wey my wife give a strange man. I wan divorce her. Talk more of all this rubbish wey this guy dey write. I'm 100% sure HIV go soon catch you. MuMu men everywhere.

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Education › Re: Linus Victor Anyanna Is Best Graduating Student From Federal University Gusau by Strech(m): 11:35am On Jan 27, 2020

And the most annoying part be say dem no they even value the course for Nigeria. Just do some professional courses join with ur cert.if need be ball out of the country to a place they will value you. I'm talking out of experience. Botswana will be a good bet.

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Education › Re: Linus Victor Anyanna Is Best Graduating Student From Federal University Gusau by Strech(m): 11:29am On Jan 27, 2020

That guy really try oo. For ABU once their result show na so so third class you go they see.and probation, hardly you see any two two..baba geology no be beans. I been do some electives for that dep. . A Big congrats to you bro.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Breaks Silence On Amotekun , Says Amotekun Not Threat To National Unity by Strech(m): 4:31pm On Jan 22, 2020

Kwamecron:
When the lion step in the ring, every Animal calm and listen carefully.

I guess our fellow SE n SS ppl can now take a bowl for us now.

The Yoruba ppl are no coward, but the main brain of Nigeria Unity and existence.

When we demand the international community listen with kin ear.

The political brain of Nigeria has spoken.

U might lack his stand or understanding, but I advice you to seek an analysis.

Yoruba ppl don’t throw away the bathing water and the baby together.

fucking chest beater speaking. You people are back stabers without bearing and direction. It beat my imagination that you guys are the most learned clan and yet uneducated hausas keep you guys at Bay. Bunch of lunatic who think in their own way they are wise.

Christianity Etc › Re: 2020 - 2029 The Last Decade Of The Church ( The Rapture Will Happen Very Soon!!) by Strech(m): 10:47am On Jan 19, 2020

FEAR is the most greatest WEAPON in God's Arsenal, That's why the Church created HELLFIRE.

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Sports › Re: Messi Threatens To Leave Barcelona by Strech(m): 1:29am On Jan 15, 2020

I keep on saying this. Even for inside moon messi go still play ball. That guy na natural born footballer. Na man utd fan I be, but jokes apart I fear that guy die.

Sports › Re: Name The Team Your Favourite Club Used The First Time You Saw Them Play by Strech(m): 12:33am On Jan 13, 2020

DownChelsea:
for life!

I just feel like getting down with you. I know say you go sweet.

Sports › Re: Daily Profit Cashout Strategy On Betting(free, You Are Not Paying Shi Shi) by Strech(m): 8:27pm On Jan 09, 2020

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Family Rejects Me Because I'm Disabled by Strech(m): 7:10pm On Dec 31, 2019

As in give her Belle na.

Romance › Re: Bride In Tears As Husband Cancels Wedding A Day To The Wedding by Strech(m): 2:03pm On Dec 31, 2019

My ex babe wanted to give me last and passionate bleep a day to her wedding.and na man of God she wan marry I no gree cus I no want curse for my head.

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Politics › Re: The New War Against Africa’s Christians - Wall Street Journal by Strech(m): 6:32pm On Dec 22, 2019

harmonyAris:
This is so sad and unfortunate. Funny thing is, if christians are generally allowed to bear arms and fight back, this people won't wait o I swear

na so cowards like you dey talk. The only thing Christian know how to do is complain, pray and collect tithe. While those children of hate keep on wiping you from the face of the earth. Religion of peace my foot. Just 100 people like me in this country and this peeps would be history.

Romance › Re: My Fiancée Is Pregnant For Me. We Both Have AS Genotype by Strech(m): 10:22am On Dec 17, 2019

We. Say experience is the best teacher. My niece has been down with this shit for over eight years now. It has eaten deep Into her bones that she couldn't walk anymore. To piss you go carry her, to bath you go carry her. And she is 21 this year. The most painful part is that she is one of the most intelligent fellow I have ever known. Jokes apart you DONT WANT to Go down that lane. Better abort that pregnancy .

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Celebrities › Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by Strech(m): 8:10pm On Dec 10, 2019

Baba if you watch those videos on the attack. You will just hate everything about this south Africans. I hate those guys with passion!!

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Celebrities › Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by Strech(m): 8:05pm On Dec 10, 2019

LeSudAfricaine:
They have to be attractive first, but we all know..they aren't exa...c.....

see this nigga trynna compare Nigerian with ugly looking south Africans. Why do you think your south African women run after Nigerian guyz( which is the reason for you hatred on Nigerians). Guess you can give an answer to that question by your self.

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Celebrities › Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by Strech(m): 7:43pm On Dec 10, 2019

LeSudAfricaine:
The Grammies were won by white people, right? Sounds just about Nigerian

when we talk, you bring Grammy up as your defence for cowardice. Y'all cling 3 I won 1 with Burma boy still pending. You will always I repeat always be second to Nigerians any day and any where. Just quit trying to change nature. Oya now go and sleep before my Nigerian folks decent on you.

Celebrities › Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by Strech(m): 7:21pm On Dec 10, 2019

LeSudAfricaine:
Where are the world's best events held be it sporting events or otherwise? The most important people visit where? Which country has most Grammies? Which country has a variety of music styles? Where is Africa's biggest fashion show held? Which country has most sporting disciplines?

Let me guess, you thought entertainment was music only right? Even at that you aren't better than us, seeing you like comparing yourselves to us

point of correction, white south Africans. Not your dumb ass black negro. Who knows nothing but attacking your fellow black race that helped you achieve your independence.

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Romance › Re: Photos From The Traditional Marriage Of 2 Young Nairalanders by Strech(m): 11:36am On Dec 10, 2019

Strech:
na youth like you dem make people like buhari still they rule us. Smelling pussy.

abeg sori bruh. Dat wasn't meant for you. Na dat useless gal web say Op looks poor. I take it back from you and hive it back to her

Romance › Re: Photos From The Traditional Marriage Of 2 Young Nairalanders by Strech(m): 11:34am On Dec 10, 2019

MedicH:
May nothing this worth celebration come ur way ur whole life. Senseless brat.

na youth like you dem make people like buhari still they rule us. Smelling pussy.

Crime › Re: I Kidnapped My Step-sister To Raise Money For My Girlfriend – Suspect by Strech(m): 6:51pm On Dec 09, 2019

Strech:
kogi people no dey stay for katsina? Abi na only Hausa dey there?

I can bet my left balls say that guy na Yoruba.

Crime › Re: I Kidnapped My Step-sister To Raise Money For My Girlfriend – Suspect by Strech(m): 6:46pm On Dec 09, 2019

Myhusband:
kastina is in Kogi?

kogi people no dey stay for katsina? Abi na only Hausa dey there?

Crime › Re: I Kidnapped My Step-sister To Raise Money For My Girlfriend – Suspect by Strech(m): 5:07pm On Dec 09, 2019

Myhusband:
surprise surprise

I never knew Hausa youths fall in love somewhat of listening to their girlfriends to do shiit. thought this thing only exist in southern Nigeria

when did Hausa men start disobeying Islam to give their women voice, somewhat of allowing the women make order for them
?

sanity is coming to North, though in a mysterious manner

see this mumu nigga. When Hausa begin use kazeem? Its either our brown roof brothers or ebira.

Crime › Re: I Kidnapped My Step-sister To Raise Money For My Girlfriend – Suspect by Strech(m): 5:05pm On Dec 09, 2019

Myhusband:
surprise surprise

I never knew Hausa youths fall in love somewhat of listening to their girlfriends to do shiit. thought this thing only exist in southern Nigeria

when did Hausa men start disobeying Islam to give their women voice, somewhat of allowing the women make order for them see did mumu. When did Hausa begin use kazeem. Its either the brown roof brothers or ibira.
?

sanity is coming to North, though in a mysterious manner

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