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SportsRe: Sure Game And A Must Win This Saturday by Strech(m): 11:42am On Jul 08, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Army: Why We Cannot Expose Boko Haram Sponsors by Strech(m): 10:01pm On Jul 02, 2020
Tozic:
Ain't you ashamed of yourself? Men, you sound like a big time fool.
any Boko Haram sympathizer Will also not be exempted from the curse. and must die a miserable dead.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Vs Hushpuppi: Who Wore It Better? by Strech(m): 12:40am On Jun 28, 2020
nairavsdollars:
How can you compare the greatest footballer in the world to this fat Afonja fraudsterhuh?
. I have never in my life laugh to a woman's joke or mockery. But I swear this one really got me.. hahahaha hohohoho hehehehehe.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Arrives APC NEC Meeting Convened By Victor Giadom by Strech(m): 1:17pm On Jun 25, 2020
Kingstanding:
. You pity Tinubu? Infact you're one of useless youth. You better pity your family before hunger and hardship turn you to Yahoo Yahoo.
haba! What has he said to deserve this kind of insult? Even his family that know nothing about this are not spared..this shows the kind of upbringing you got.
PoliticsRe: Allow Buhari, Governors For Third Term - Oko Enya Tells NASS, Attorney-General by Strech(m): 7:00pm On Jun 15, 2020
baba God abeg answer my cry, make I hustle hard comot for this funny entity.
RomanceRe: Lady Rolls On The Floor After Her Boyfriend Proposed To Her by Strech(m): 7:52pm On Jun 08, 2020
Onyi22:
What do you expect from them when they r depressed?
They see a pre-wedding pictures , e go pain them
They see ladies get engaged, e dy pepper them
They see single ladies celebrating birthday, e pain them
Money them no get, very useless set of people..
Always channeling their frustrations on ladies..


My question is can any good thing come out from a Nairaland guy?
Na you again? The lady with the fanta cola leg..your own kind of bleaching is legendary.!!!
FamilyRe: My Husband Wants To Know Everything About My Finances. by Strech(m): 2:11pm On Jun 06, 2020
And the most anoinying thing is She will come over here asking for advice from bunch of KIds who knows nothing about Marriage.. That shows how immature you are.. your unfortunate hubby should just divorce ASap..
CrimeRe: Bamidele Awelewa: 5 Brothers Kidnapped In Kaduna by Strech(m): 8:09pm On Jun 05, 2020
Jeffyblaq:
You both are stupid dirty boys..


Retards!
will you shut up you dirty stinking mouth there..that's the only dude still keeping me on Childrenland..I got nothing but love for you ma niggaaarrr.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Nominates Okonjo-iweala For World Trade Organization DG Post by Strech(m): 2:14am On Jun 05, 2020
athaboi:
hahahahaha which one be Niger delta is her tribe again...Nigeria and her wahala
oga! The bottom line of these your baseless argument is She is a Nigerian. E.O.D period.
CrimeRe: Nigerians Commence #StopRapingWomen Protest Against Sexual Assaults by Strech(m): 6:37pm On Jun 01, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Say no to rape
Justice for uwa.
We almost get same Bini name. Mine start with o
Owa

I don't understand how humans enjoy sex without the consent of the person they are banging
Am just tired
How this people get erection still baffles me
My dick can never gets erect if she is not completely happy

Infact i get erection when a woman initiate the sex herself
That is why i dey always make sure say any woman way dey with me must dey happy so that she can initiate the sex and give me her consent
Nothing sweet reach when a woman give you her consent and initiate the sex. She will wet and soak your dick with all sorts of vagina fluid. Both sticky, creamy, foaming, watery and slippery liquid because she is happy
Damn! Dat's why I love this modafreking niggo.
EducationRe: Advice Needed: Is Going To The University Worth It Anymore? by Strech(m): 3:26pm On Jun 01, 2020
my cousin bro wey na jus primary school cert him get.,dey collect almost 300k and me wey get msc still dey battle with 100+..guy school for naija na scam..I am even thinking of going to do apprentice with dat my bro.guy make the money school fit come anytime.. abi old people no dey go school?
CrimeRe: Pastor Adeboye Reacts To Rape Of Uwa Omozuwa, UNIBEN Student In Edo RCCG by Strech(m): 10:39am On Jun 01, 2020
Emmaomotob:
Why not tell your babysitter in heaven to fish out the animal? Stupid man. angry
you really think,you are a tough fellow. this doesn't even suit you.get a life dude.
CrimeRe: Pastor Adeboye Reacts To Rape Of Uwa Omozuwa, UNIBEN Student In Edo RCCG by Strech(m): 10:35am On Jun 01, 2020
SpecialAdviser:
The rapists should be sentenced to death by hanging up side down.

Who is the commissioner for police in Edo sef? I know the m.u.mu is correctly occupied with election matters.
you think you are a hard fellow? this doesn't even suit you..get a life dude.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Big Python Killed In Atimbo Calabar Municipality By Community Boys by Strech(m): 11:46pm On May 31, 2020
[quote author=Tominix post=90152922]Lord lala of ipob snake land i summon you" Lalasticlala "!!! Where art thou.
op the snake na story you con put am for literature.
op why strech the whole tape rule na. Jux for almost 6fts. Or you want the snake to long like the tape. . . . , i said it fp will come by force by fire[/quote ] why the hell must you mention my name.?
RomanceRe: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by Strech(m): 11:36pm On May 21, 2020
That's the same problem I am facing with my wife now.and I think divorce is the only option for me now. She wants me to continue the nonsense government job I am doing, while I am saving enough money to start up what IAM good at and derive much pleasure in doing. She likes to see me wear nice long sleeve and tie every morning to work. While on the other hand I love to get my hands dirty.
RomanceRe: Men Are The Reasons Ladies Don't Marry On Time by Strech(m): 11:09pm On May 21, 2020
Evercurious:
Why are you guys just VISIONLESS? Are you expected to bring MONEY to the table or VISION? Come with vision and idea and money won't be an issue..
All hail the lady with the vision. To Bleep you dey hungry me.
RomanceRe: Men Are The Reasons Ladies Don't Marry On Time by Strech(m): 11:07pm On May 21, 2020
Evercurious:
Why are you guys just VISIONLESS? Are you expected to bring MONEY to the table or VISION? Come with vision and idea and money won't be an issue..
All hail the visionaire. I fill like slapping the hell out of you.
RomanceRe: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Strech(m): 10:18pm On May 21, 2020
seanwilliam:
and dont forget to always use raincoat..


If her pussy sweet, and u no want to start pussy hussling, keep her and turn her to your sex object .Fhuck her like say she no get creator.

Kill all the feelings for her

To be honest, I hate all these relationships talk talk...
If you are in relationship, have it at the back of your mind that your girl go still fhuck up las las..


Except Virgin, no girl worths the stress.. u still have 90% assurance on virgin..



Take 10 dosage of redpill for today grin
badt guy..
CrimeRe: Salman Hassan Stabs Husband To Death In Bauchi Over Sex (Photos) by Strech(m): 10:02pm On May 21, 2020
FloxySmart:
Who else agrees with that men are bull dogs? They impose sex on their wife like it’s their birth right. Nonsense


Modified

They say the truth is always bitter to take in, continue quoting me. I have all the time in the world tonight will give you a deserving response
see this over Sabi girl..oya go and sleep now.
FamilyRe: Marriage And Its Challenges; My wife is pushing me to the extremes by Strech(m): 10:52pm On May 20, 2020
I am old school, and I feel no fucking remorse for beating my wife..that's the reason why our mothers get respect and high regards for our fathers.. we want dey copy white man for everything. Na the reason for all these divorce. The truth is black man is created to be aggressive in nature.
NYSCRe: Guys, Don't Ever Date A Lady Going For NYSC. See Why. by Strech(m): 2:52pm On May 19, 2020
I can relate to what the OP is saying..if your babe dey go NYSC I swear make wunna just part ways..I know hope many of Dem I don yansh.
AgricultureRe: Rice Farmers And Intending Rice Farmers Get In Here! by Strech(m): 7:24am On May 14, 2020
Which is the best month to start planting rice please?
SportsRe: Virtual Trading That Fetch Me 5k In One Hour by Strech(m): 8:59pm On May 12, 2020
If Dem come play draw nko?
SportsRe: Only A Genius Can Answer by Strech(m): 7:17pm On May 11, 2020
Plut01:
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He didn't play with Messy, Rooney and Luis.

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he played with Rooney in man utd.
AgricultureRe: Call For Your P.o.p Ceiling Design And Wall Screeding by Strech(m): 6:57pm On May 11, 2020
Snap and put one of your recent work make we see wetin you fit really do.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Learn How To Earn 30,000 And Above With Your Smartphone by Strech(m): 12:26am On May 08, 2020
benitozoic@gmail.com
RomanceRe: I Can't Stop Thinking About Him by Strech(m): 9:22pm On May 07, 2020
Emmizay12:
This story looks like a guy wrote it,
I've had similar experience with girls who I catch them staring at me, they quickly hide their faces when we make eye contact,,na so I go just smile the look them, when e do me I go just stroll go collect number.... the thing the funny me sha becos no be say I fine sef.. I go just the wonder wetin the go through those their pretty heads
you get big dick be dat oo. Since you say you worwor.
Christianity EtcRe: Wearing Facemask About Is An Embarrassment To Science - Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by Strech(m): 9:37pm On May 06, 2020
woke4eva:
Zombie generations......What a pity...They will only have power to insult pastors like they forced you to come to church or give tithe??

Yes Pastor you have been right all long while the herd of Nigerian zombies have been crucifying you and misquoting you..

Is wearing a mask scientific...??.....The answer is definitely NO!!


You can imagine wearing ankara , bra, pant and all sort of funny and dirty looking clothe material all in the name of preventing covid 19.....lol


You are only killing yourselves and decreasing your immune system...Nobody has a prove that covid 19 is airborne.....You are only decreasing your oxygen intake there by increasing your stress hormone (cortisol)......And that indeed makes your more susceptible to being a victim of their satanic PLANdemic.... Cuz ofcourse your eyes is a free passage for mr. corona shocked shocked shocked........Can you now see the stupidity??.. grin grin shocked shocked

Wear the mask forcefully or you will be arrested......If we can force them to adhere to that; they will be ready to swallow anything.....Heeheee...Shame!!

I pity this generation....It is almost looking like a lost cause and it is quite sad.....sobs
and the most anoiying part is that you will never see other religion bashing their leaders.its only the mumu Christian that will still team up with other religion and be embarrassing and insulting the men of God
BusinessRe: Nigerian Billionaires Lose Billions Amid Coronavirus Pandemic by Strech(m): 7:53pm On May 06, 2020
HealthRe: Lebanon: 25 Passengers From Nigeria Test Positive For COVID-19 - Health Ministry by Strech(m): 7:45pm On May 06, 2020
HealthRe: Lagos Discharges 37 Coronavirus Patients Today by Strech(m): 7:39pm On May 06, 2020
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SportsRe: Juventus Confirm Dybala Has Recovered From Coronavirus by Strech(m): 7:12pm On May 06, 2020
My world best player is back..my Assassin.

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