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Good looking

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Lol, yea he's cute but not the way you're describing him, if I show you picture of average guys, guys with little or no money in naija alone wey I know na him be say you go melt be that na....you never see anything yet.

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After thinking of all the amazing super powers to choose from have decided to go deep on this one.......

I would love to hold the power to will anything using my mind or through spoken word; anything I use my mind or mouth to pronounce that's what is gonna happen and that's what I will posess or become....Words from the mind are powerful.

I hardly see a super power that can beat this one

Chaos14:
Teleportation i'll use it to steal and shoplift many things then sell them for profit

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Don't forget you can end up teleporting into a prison build for your likes if care is not taken

Pimine:
Omo na bountiful harvest be dat o because their farm tool never stops digging

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Omo no be chise o

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One of the things wey fit turn a hardcore feminist to a down to earth respectful woman

Pimine:
Mehd o. Brotha make you take am easy on the daughters of Eve abeg

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They're going to reap what they sow

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Happy birthday to him

Terror48:
But mosquitoes no dey use eye see Una.

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Hahaha, depends on where you live

And how you fumigate

Kwinesther:
You said it as it is, especially the being reserved and out of their league part and especially when you have a good dress sense with your fair skin. Most of us are cool and humble.

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They don't know that

Pimine:
Na so. They all say I'm a bad guy. Now wey I come dey plait hair everywhere don scatter. Anyhow sha, na dat thing wey no too good for them na e dem dey like. The same way you eat chocolates even when it's bad for you. Fair guys stay winning

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As I been dey on braids last year I know how it felt, lol you know the jerk

This year I'm tinting Gold

This year go bloody

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I'm very light skinned

Girls dey fear to date us cuz them dey feel say we dey out of their league and they think we're womanizer's, might be different when you come close...an experience have had on several occasions.

We get a lot of attractions

What they don't know is some of us are timid and very reserve but our complexion say's different, we're judged by our complexion hence the judgement.

If you find a good one you've found a real one

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I did not eat anything I was busy looking at one girls yansh while she was on her way to church, the ass big sotey he dey like say the skirt wan burst

That was my food

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This is time to know if you cried for real or you was faking it at someone's funeral just to be given rice

Premium tears

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From the look on your face I can tell how your reaction was

Damn this Nigga's ain't playing around no more

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You introduced an undercover olosho to your bro

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What a relative

toujurs:
So Op should send account number to recieve 2k to spend about 7k.

@Op if she sends the 2k, just ignore her and watch who haven't called you, dial your number 200 times over 2k.

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@thebolded, she think say na MMM hahaha

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Got a lot of rich cousins and aunties/uncles residing both outside and inside the country but they don't give a Bleep about me and I don't too cuz las las wetin go be go be and funny enough have made some enquires about em and my parents use to help those my greedy aunties when they was dead broke and I even witness some of it.

Got me asking myself why do people who help people suffer the most when it comes to people helping them back especially when they're down? Help comes from within and most times you don't even need to ask, not that they don't know about your situation but they choose to stay quiet even if you make an effort to seek for the help, you may be ridiculed, treated as trash or avoided by all means necessary.

Which made me realize my help cometh from the Lord not from any family member one thinks they look up to or adore.

I'm the Tupac Shakur of my family, Bleep all those modafucka's cuz on God imma be bigger than all em modafucka's

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I use to test my parent with pictures of women have been with either romantically or casually, telling them I would love to marry the girl's one day depending on the one I choose to show them, and I do that every year just to see their reaction especially my mum's..Lol and it's always been a no or some excuses just to throw me off my balance, not that I'm even ready to settle down with any of them, I just do that to see my parents reaction so I can know what's on their mind and trust me I learned a lot in that quest

This are the things have learnt;

*Not that they don't like who you bring to them or present to them as your wife or husband to be, just that they already have this ideas in their head about who they want their children to settle with or not settle with...just like women have this fantasy about the kind of man they want but most times they end up disappointed cuz in the real world they're just living inside their heads


*Almost every Nigerian parents have this ideaolgy about the tribe they want their children to find a wife or husband for marriage especially the mum's, they choose tribes among other things before giving the go ahead (Like my mum use to say you can never marry a girl from this so so and so place, she sometimes even tell me the places she thinks I can best find a woman for marriage) Well since you've found yourself in this WhatsApp group all you need to do is a little more deeper convincing or go Gaga(carry belle or threaten suicide) that's if you really love the guy cuz ain't no two ways about it.

Lastly I hope say him hold am stand (money) na money in-laws full town now o nobody likes to suffer in this regime again

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Put your arsenals in order or prepare to die.

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This matter no go end, it's just the beginning

Woke generation and civilization, we all need each other for the wrong reasons

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Baba no worry wetin dey happen for Nollywood movies go happen to you in real life

Stay strong

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Hmmm

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See as this pipo dey carry lala food dey play

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Video editing

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I'm music and music is me

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Question of the day

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Please let the money I will use to watch this game tonight not be a waste

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2023 but why!!

This life

@Gloryhomemaker please be feeding me this year for real

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Lol