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Fine girl, 9ja to the world 😊

Make we really tell am?

It was during sallah period and an assignment took me to Nasarawa State, I went to chill out with a friend in the evening around a popular mall and I saw more than 200 fulani youths dressed very funny and fighting each other with long sticks, I was shocked and people say that's how dey show that they are happy, I was like wtf , few times they will land the sticks on each others head, 😂😂😂

Edoreborn:
Na real almost,, apocalypse..Great movie

Saw the movie again yesterday on DStv, masterpiece that movie never get old

When agbaya man begin play draft with children disrespect is inevitable

Niger is teaching Buhari in Language he understands, nice one 😂😂😂

Bebe of cape verde would have won in a category had it been they played final, his grand long shot outside 18 yard box is second to non, dude was excellent. What killed Cape Verde was its inability to play accurate penalties

Paraman:
I challenge una to block the third mainland bridge tomorrow, then you will know that not only the protesters are not smiling.

You can protest, but don't disturb other people with your protest

Oga swerve, hand never touch you, nah why u still get mouth to make

Paraman:
Anybody that use protest to disturb me on my way to work tomorrow morning will be fully dealt with by me.

People have the right to protest, but don't disturb me with your protest

E be like them never give u general beating before, no body is smiling, if you go put body, you go over collect woto woto woto

The government thinks it's business as usual, the protest and revolution that would erupt real soon could envelope EndSars protest

IyaTola:
it's worse than Ajegunle in Lagos

No lies, I ones dated one classy babe, she fell ill, went to visit her and was surprise she stays in Mpape, nah wetin carry me go there, I promised her that I wasn't coming there next time.😂😂

Wawelexy:
I like this kind of karma 😁.... Someone should tickle his armpit, I want to check something 😁

Wawalexy u too wicked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mpape is one congested ghetto, in Abuja, things that's goes on there nah only God know, dash me house for free there I won't collect

Osimhen, lock the elevator sharp sharp, he be like lemme japa before this mad man go jump in bite me 😂😂

You guys just blaming the op and forgot the part she mentioned that the meat seller has always been like that, always getting angry and shouting when u price meat, today isn't the first time he's done that, this has got nothing to do with her making order for noodles and expecting him to add plenty meat for her, me on the other part have seen very rude market people, be it man or woman, and I avoid them like plaque, because nah small thing dey vex me, I can't hustle to make money, bring am to come buy something only for you to insult me or raise your voice, thunder go fire you oh

Let's do some maths op

Light bill #25,000 X 12 = #300,000.00k
House rent #75,000
Transport, lemme just say #10,000 monthly
Feeding lemme just say, #20,000
Data # 4000

Monthly expenses total
T fair. #10,000
Feeding #20,000
Data. # 4,000
Light bill #25,000
Total = #59,000
Minus 40,000 you have a deficit negative balance of -#19,000

In economics what you consume when you don't have money, which could come as gift or goodwill from friends and well wishes is call Autonomous consumption.

So you are on monthly autonomous consumption of #19,000 Monthly

Okay, all these minus clothing and other miscellaneous

How will you be able to renew the rent since you are not even saving for rent at all

Now yearly payment of light bill
#25,000 X 12 = #300,000.00k
House rent. = #75,000k
Add feeding, data and other things and you go run mad.

Solution, pack out of that house and go for a more convenient house that has meter so you can control what you use, you can even go for a house of #250k, since you can afford #25k monthly for light u can conveniently pay #250k for a comfortable self contain that has meter that you can control what u consume, by doing so you can decide to put 2k unit and only use electronics when you are home, don't use water heater or pressing iron or hot plate, find alternative to those and it can last you for months.

Wisdom is profitable to direct, use your head

Mrotubandidi:
Boniface and Sadiq go dey regret am like this

How? I believe u didn't watch the video, Boniface has serious injuries, he walks on clutches, how do u want him to be with the boys or gets selected?

I see so much obafemi martins in moses Simon

Speed, agility and accuracy

spy24:
3-0 Nigeria

2-0 pere

Make him just dash me that him shoe, nah the only thing way concern me be that

I dey use my boredom to read a new books, and before I could read up to 2 hours laying down, boom sleep aff carry me, then wake up take a bath and face my ps4

It's a cash token, you could really make good use of it

yarimo:
Op you are here typing long thrash, while OBI was caught looking at married woman boobs

You are so shameless tueh

Suffering and smiling

Nigerian Politician are most dumbest, money miss road, when a mumu man get political appointment by mistake, he thinks he have arrived and then begin to show off the little change he has stolen by trying to oppress others and violet rules upanda cos he now thinks he's above the law.

vibrogazmo:
Omoh, see as simp full this thread.

No worry OP, e go soon clear for your eyes. Na just time e go take. You fit dey lucky make the time short sha.
The earlier you learn the better

God forbid, I almost threw up reading comments here advancing the simp to continue simping, wtf?

Itooweak4una:
Well, i haven't had sex for like 2 years now and honestly there's no difference between then when i was having sex constantly and when i didn't. I believe all those feelings are just in our head. Anyways, I'm not trying to discourage you ooo.

How I wish I can like this post 100 times more, it's psychological, all in the head, what u believe just seems to work that way, you condition your mind to make you feel some certain way and it becomes your reality

Typical mindset of a lazy ass man

One thing some unfortunate illiterates will tell you is school nah scam

Lies from the pit of hell, run both concurrently if you can, just like the above poster advised, your qualification plus your tech skills would make you easily sellable in the labor market, you could even create employment for yourself and become self sufficient, you could also do online gigs with your tech skill and remote works that would earn you big bucks 💲

Rexymania:
Since when did they allow necklaces in football ⚽?

I think it escaped his mind that he was wearing one since he was a substitute and he never knew he was going to feature in the game, my thought though

illicit:
Yes o

I have seen a couple of them

It's irritating when I see it on girls not to talk of guys wearing it

illicit:
Better than d ones dat wear waist bead

🥵

Men wears waist bead?

That sim lock is unbreakable, ones your sim is locked even hushpuppy can't hack your account

If u love her don't let anyone pressure u, marry her, peace of mind anytime any day, you self go live long, marry a problematic woman, you will not live long as God has destined, she go carry wahala kee u before your time