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SoftP:
Op, naa ur own be that ooo’


My Xmas isn’t complete without my Mortar pounded yam & eguisi Soup

Crown it up with cold palm wine
& sleep all day

U wicked, see as this egusi and pounded yam come dey enter my eye

cocoboss:
Wow!! That’s not bad at all but I dey where I dey drag chicken price

Hafar u later buy?

Labour party

WhatCanIsay:
You are no more updating us on when Peter Obi will bow out for Atiku? You said Nov and changed it to Dec... Since Mid Dec you stopped giving updates

No mind the retardeddd mofo
Any person that sees how difficult things are these days and still campaigns for continuity of this government or any government similar is worse than a terrorist

PrinceOfLagos:
Mass exodus of south easterners leaving Lagos for Christmas today

I am on my way to My maternal home in south east for Christmas.

Those Tinubu people spreading fake news that Igbos are not traveling this year for Christmas because of Imaginary IPOB disturbance in the east were only saying so because they've never seen the four walls of the airport before.

South east is peaceful and I must say to you guys that almost all the airlines aircraft seats are fully booked till February next year.

God will continue to bless the entire south east states

God bless the federal republic of Nigeria

God bless President Muhammadu Buhari

God bless his Excellency and next President of Nigeria, Mr Peter Obi.


Nlfpmod Mynd44

Safe flight nwanne mmadu

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, any Christian that participates in the celebration of Xmas will end up in Hell. The bible commands we Christians to celebrate the death of our lord Jesus (Luke 22:19b; 1 Corinthians 11:23-26) and not his birth. Any Christian celebrating what is contrary to the bible commandment will end up in eternal pain. Do not celebrate Xmas if you love yourself. Jesus was mentioned in the Holy Quran but you'll never find any of our Muslim brothers and sister celebrating his birth

My friend getat, u capping vertically

Ouchbabe:
Your hand is really full. You can invite the OP to some of your activities like the white Christmas carol since both of you are in Abuja.
Have a wonderful Christmas celebration

Op abeg if u really in Abuja, dm

Aiya, and me here don't know how to manage my own activities, I have lined up activities, from today till new year, ranging from secondary school reunion party, my university alumni reunion party, white Christmas Carol party here in Abuja on Saturday, me and siblings already arranged to throw a huge party for our big bro, baba just clocked 50.
Weddings, birthdays and stuff, omo I go do the one I fit do, my babe self don dey my house since 20th

One of my babes too disturbing that she wants to come over, my babe already bought movie ticket for Christmas movies.
All these activities self wan make me craze, i don't know how to share my self, and this is not how I want my Christmas to be, I like spending quality time, lazying around, eating fried turkey while sipping my amarula on my couch watching nice Christmas movies like ,

Home alone, baby day out and so on


Bro, no reason am u can always enjoy yourself at your own space and comfort zone, you must not be in relationship to do that.

Edipet:
I no dey support the girl ooo,but the rice is half, share the pics let me see

So make I leave where ever I am nkw, run go house remove the rice snap and upload

Edipet:
tell the op to go put in a balance, op go see nothing less than 24kg which is half

Dude I bought half a bag of rice yesterdayand what I saw in this pics is half of mine

Edipet:
that is half bag, take it to balance to measure it, you will see 1 ± 25kg. But why not give your dad full bag of rice. Op don make woman equal to dad

That's quater bag of rice

This seal get luck say no be lalasticlala backyard him dey pass so, lala for capture am bake am join him snake meat, hang am for dryer for Christmas jollyment

SultanOfPuna:
So I was insulted by someone in politics thread.
At first we were arguing about Russia/Ukraine war and as soon as I was laying down valid points in support of Ukraine. He started insulting me, my parents and unborn children.

As God works in mysterious ways
I went to his profile and saw he was advertising a 2nd hand Samsung phone for sale. Turns out we are in the same town.

I use my sister's Nairaland account to chat him up to buy the phone.
Once we were on whatsapp, he gave me the location to meet.

On the fateful Sunday afternoon, I went with my guys I saw him come out of keke at the location with a girl.
I recognized him from his whatsapp DP
That how we pounced on him and my guys beat the he'll out if him.

He hasn't been online since that sunday.
I must say it felt really really good

Chai, this one sweet me, all these little kids here making mouth, I feel like punching the fvck outa them and teaching them little manners every now and then. God knows I never insulted my elders both online ad offline, and I will beat the fvck outa you insult me online.

Bro, anytime u enter Abuja, quotee me, I owe you some bottles of heineken, u did really well

Badgers14:
Let him hire me.

I don't have shame

I will be your deputy when him hire you bro, shame is very far from us both

Tinubuadvocate:
It's good to always giving out from the stolen money.

Too much agbado has blocked your brain, Nah so so cassava floor full inside your head.

Op hafar, give us update Nah

Did I hear u say heart break? Dude is only 23, won his first world cup at 19, scored a hart-trike goal in a world cup final a new goat is birthed, mbappe has a flourishing carrear and he would go very far, may may ahead to do more better than some legend in soccer.

Mbappe is the new goat, other goats are now old, they are legends

Amen, thank God for your life dear sis, God have given u a second chance to serve him not holding back anything, may we never encounter misfortune looking for our daily bread. Amen

Nlfpmod

gidgiddy:
I urge anyone who knows where this Ijele Speaks guy is to report him to the nearest Police Station. There is a valid court order for his arrest and prosecution for murder


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OMG so this ijele guy is one of those marauders on those that is causing unrest in the east, no wonder he gets all the videos and images from each attack,

Your days are numbered udele, even your fellow vultures will reject your carcass if you are guilty, tueh, no wonder , the picture is getting clearer now, you and your financiers would soon expire, watch and see

Flesh10:
Thank you sir/ma. I appreciate every advise given

Am a fucking Alpha male bro, abeg remove that ma ejorr

Strike a balance, explore more options, you still have couple of weeks before your eviction, while keeping the first house as option B

If you explore further in that same first area, u could get an apartment say 500k or even 550k, you don't rush to make this decision, because u will have to live with your decision for the next 12 months,

Please your second option of the house u mention that you saw is a no no, remember u will be settling down in few years time, and you wouldn't want to live in an area where your will be at work and be worried about your family while it rains in fear of flood or demolition, who knows and getting waylaid by bad boys at night, remember where u live affects your mentality directly and indirectly and raising kids in such area may impact negatively on them.

I have advised you based on the decision I would take if I was in your shoes, good luck brother

Zane2point4:
Asin eeg
My bro was eating ,i passed the engagement ring to him and he proposed to his wife,sitting down o,that frod is just a fool it’s written over him sef!

That's how kings does it,
No time for dramas

arantess:
Lol, you try
The first lady I propose to was when I was driving to work: I usually drop her at her bank office

She refused because I didn't make it dramatic, said if that's the way to propose to a woman.

Well, I got married shortly after and she still single now

You the man, no time for nonsense , it's good u married almost immediately so she know she ain't your onlyyy choice, now she still single attending Shiloh every year, begging God for husband when she knowingly rejected her husband because of dramatic proposal, it's okay, lesson leanrt by her in a harsh manner

And the simp kneels down, I proposed to my girl sitting comfortably in a cinema, sipping Amarula, with my friends taking pictures, she was overjoyed, kneeling down to propose is the highest form of simping

Op, you better take down this post, what rubbish is this, is this playing

Go jiji with 800k and see fine cars u will see there, why would any sensible human been pay 100k for this garbage

anonym0us:
Even if you dash me, I go organize boys to beat you mercilessly.

Comrade take it easy, u almost made me drop my phone inside water laughing