₦airaland Forum

Hintona:
And Nigerians will rush to vote him

If he couldn't manage his business career how will he manage Nigeria

Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

VenusTechShop:
Make them no go Kidnap im mama or Papa oo. People can be that heartless and wicked.

Umu Igbo, ka anyi kpachara anya maka ndi omekome no na etiti anyi. Ndi Ajo obi na agaghi agba mbo mana ha ga ano, acho onye ha aga anara nke ya.

Site na aha Jesu Kristi Okpara Chineke, aka ga ebi ha na ala... Amen.

adamsbadoo:
.F*ck rude boy f*ck $10million f*ck the guy above me f*ck the guy below me f*ck op
am in my house, comma beat me.

Benoxvals:
I gaghi aghota n'ihi na ibu ewu Hausa

Benoxvals:
I gaghi aghota n'ihi na ibu ewu Hausa

hypemarket:
Chai!!! Na person pikin be this?

hypemarket:
Chai!!! Na person pikin be this?

henchamb:
The bride be like: why are you people dressed like vilage chiefs. It's white wedding and my international friends are coming.
The elder be like: chinekem eh. Bia Ifeanyi see this Maria of yesterday

eluquenson:
it's now 18-0

delectablegyal:
I don't agree.

Young03:
ah don tire for ds dasuki saga

Firefire:
If only we can place all these legislooters on 'Minimum Wage' scale, Nigeria would have been a better country.