Mad motherfuckers

I had a dream after coming back from work this morning at about 5:30am. I slept in my sleep, dream took me to an area I used to know where my parents once lived surrounded with huge Lagos model college and a Methodist primary school opposite, in that dream a huge bomb exploded in far near the area and after a while military aeroplanes and helicopters carrying soldiers loads hovering the sky of the environment causing uncomfortable helter-skelter of motorists and the community members who was aware of the fly planes running to no where.

After some minutes to hour I heard a knock at my former landlord door step where we were once lived, it was a soldier man with hat on is head telling me to vacate the room and leave now; like a joke I had to simply obey him but unfortunately, as I was leaving to backyard looking for my parents to tell them of army man taking over their room, he come another soldier man pointing me gun with arrow head telling me that you people said you're not enjoying this government, they are not building roads and causing hardship in the economy and making life not friendly abi...,! he fired a shot at me, I dodged it and he said okay una don wise' before he could fix another bullet/arrow head to the big gun he was carrying I have climbed fence in between the house I was to the other compound but all I could find in other compound was a female soldier pointing gun to women traditionalist of about five wearing all through white clothing like Iya Orisa, quickly I jumped on he female soldier grabbed her neck choking her by covering both mouth and nose till she dies.

After that the Iya Orissa's told me that she's (the dead female soldier) was not the only one "that (The Iya Orisa) they are much and they had taken over everywhere; that because they have no place to run to that is why they ran to the backyard not knowing one of them was just coming out from bathroom and found them sitting together.

As I tried to find my escaped route to blow alarm I work up from my sleep at exactly 7:00am ruminating that what sort of dream is this.

Dream interpreter's should explain this kind of dream to me to know what awaits me as individual, group or community.

Lustful post/mind

What if person collect money and something happens h/she dies of h/she travels to Western country with the money, what would happen at last?

rickpat:
you need good money to migrate...you can try Canada skilled worker express...or school...that's the only way


you can still go as a tourist,then abscond on arrive...but no bother,they won't even give you tourist visa to Canada

In projection, how much can you be talking about to be looking for....

skylane:
look at other countries first

Like what country?

skylane:
you need hardwork,by savings and skills especially kpali (certificate)

I hold B.sc. I work as Law Enforcement Agent with magnitudes of experience in security in private organisations yet Nigeria is tough for me to cope.

Honestly, I wan ja!

With the current situation ( hardship) in Nigeria I have decided to take refuge in Canada through trekking but I don't know how to go about this journey of life. I will appreciate being illegal immigrant in foreign country than to continue to suffer in my own country as a legal citizen. Someone should help me how can I trekking my way to Canada through other countries this suffer is too much despite working as a salary earner.

Canada in my mind and I believe I can cope there than Nigeria.

Someone should tell me what to do because Canada on my mind and I want to go there by all available means.

Okoroawusa:

You are studying medicine at the University of Benin? Which type of medicine?

Studying Ogun Abenu gangan

Jesse25:
Na wah I like girls that mourn oh it makes it easier and better

Your guy should assist you on this because this how you enjoy sex if you try too hard you may kill ur sex life so calm down tell him to regulate how he enters you ...do it calming next time

You mean the guy should regulate how he enters her London rush rush

When I walk on the road of Lagos and see this kind inscription on a windscreen " Do not get mad get a lawyer...." I laughed because most of them are struggling to survive in Nigeria.

ModelLook:
HUSBAND WITH AA GENOTYPE AND WIFE WITH AS GENOTYPE FIND OUT THAT THEIR BABY IS SS. HOW CAN? WHAT HAPPENED?

Husband is AA, Wife is AS. 3 months after they had their first child, they found out their daughter was SS.

At first, it appeared like a joke, a very bad one.

Medically, that isn't or shouldn't be possible.

They conducted the genotype test in four medical labs, and the result came out the same.

Husband and wife decided to have their genotype test again. Results were the same.

Then it became clear what was happening.

Husband ain't the father of the baby.

He secretly had a DNA test and it was confirmed he didn't father the baby.

Amidst the confusion, he asked his wife if he fathered the baby.

Wife wouldn't confess.

She insisted he fathered the baby.

It's just obvious that whoever fathered the baby is AS which resulted in the baby's SS.

They went for a paternity test and it was glaring husband ain't the baby's dad.

Wife still insisting she didn't get impregnated externally.

She went ahead to do another DNA.

Result was the same.

Wife became a shadow of herself.

Husband got crazy.

Their home became a "once upon a time."

Wife kept researching how possible it was that her husband didn't father her baby and the baby's genotype is SS.

Then she told a friend of hers the whole matter.

Her friend just felt she's using female's antics.

"Take responsibility," she was told.

She kept swearing and swearing.

Her friend told me of the whole drama.

I kept thinking about how this would be possible.

Medically, it was impossible for AA to birth SS.

Coupled with the DNA results, it was glaring.

But wife claiming innocence and swearing on her life was a whole different thing.

I thought of what could have been. Then I arrived at a conclusion.

If wife is innocent, then she's not the mother of the child.

I immediately called my friend that I've found a possible solution.

MNA (Maternity Test) to the rescue.

They went for an MNA, and test revealed she's not the mother of the baby.

Babies were changed at birth.

Long story cut short, they involved the police and investigations were carried out.

Multiple tests done "ear and dear."

They got their own baby back - AS.

They returned the supposed baby.

Hospital was sued for the negligence and trauma.

Wife was so displeased her husband didn't trust her.

They settled and made up.

They just had their second baby - a boy.

Husband stayed with wife in labor room and monitored everything.

Once bitten, twice shy�

At times, so called "Paternity Fraud" is change of babies at the hospital.

Stay Vigilant.

(A True Story)

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Also if the child has been of age of adult perhaps like 19 to 20 years and above will they go back to change h/her? How will the adult flow and intimate with the new parents.
This life is funny and deep.

ModelLook:
HUSBAND WITH AA GENOTYPE AND WIFE WITH AS GENOTYPE FIND OUT THAT THEIR BABY IS SS. HOW CAN? WHAT HAPPENED?

Husband is AA, Wife is AS. 3 months after they had their first child, they found out their daughter was SS.

At first, it appeared like a joke, a very bad one.

Medically, that isn't or shouldn't be possible.

They conducted the genotype test in four medical labs, and the result came out the same.

Husband and wife decided to have their genotype test again. Results were the same.

Then it became clear what was happening.

Husband ain't the father of the baby.

He secretly had a DNA test and it was confirmed he didn't father the baby.

Amidst the confusion, he asked his wife if he fathered the baby.

Wife wouldn't confess.

She insisted he fathered the baby.

It's just obvious that whoever fathered the baby is AS which resulted in the baby's SS.

They went for a paternity test and it was glaring husband ain't the baby's dad.

Wife still insisting she didn't get impregnated externally.

She went ahead to do another DNA.

Result was the same.

Wife became a shadow of herself.

Husband got crazy.

Their home became a "once upon a time."

Wife kept researching how possible it was that her husband didn't father her baby and the baby's genotype is SS.

Then she told a friend of hers the whole matter.

Her friend just felt she's using female's antics.

"Take responsibility," she was told.

She kept swearing and swearing.

Her friend told me of the whole drama.

I kept thinking about how this would be possible.

Medically, it was impossible for AA to birth SS.

Coupled with the DNA results, it was glaring.

But wife claiming innocence and swearing on her life was a whole different thing.

I thought of what could have been. Then I arrived at a conclusion.

If wife is innocent, then she's not the mother of the child.

I immediately called my friend that I've found a possible solution.

MNA (Maternity Test) to the rescue.

They went for an MNA, and test revealed she's not the mother of the baby.

Babies were changed at birth.

Long story cut short, they involved the police and investigations were carried out.

Multiple tests done "ear and dear."

They got their own baby back - AS.

They returned the supposed baby.

Hospital was sued for the negligence and trauma.

Wife was so displeased her husband didn't trust her.

They settled and made up.

They just had their second baby - a boy.

Husband stayed with wife in labor room and monitored everything.

Once bitten, twice shy�

At times, so called "Paternity Fraud" is change of babies at the hospital.

Stay Vigilant.

(A True Story)

#Copied

Another life experience wow.

charles009:
I once got in access bank and met some smart ladies. I asked for their CVs , surprisingly 2 had first-class and 2:1. Working as contract. Why would u choose to mess up the better part of your life.

In the end I recommended another copy for them and they are doing better today.

Not all got the job though.


Bros no end your life with bank teller job. It has no career path.

You're right. And your advice is greatly appreciated to him.

For a lady sometimes, banking job will make age pass you and you won't marry quick or perhaps not marry at all because of the commitment. Na those kind lady dey need oga help or oga dey take step down after work for office or hotel that is why when belle enter they lay of such contract staff, or transfer you to where you will lay yourself off. Some female full who don't marry most did not have time for man till old aga caught up with them na those one they all carry sugar boy contract staff and they Behind them up for sex gain that will not turn to pregnancy. Those mature female staff can monitor the young boy like witch so that no other lady go near him. Bank na Bollywood o.

GboyegaD:
One thing I learned from this is that Nigerian employers are as wicked as the government. With the rate of inflation, pay reduction is the worst that should happen. As of 15years ago when I joined banking, most banks were paying contract staffs at least N60k, why are they paying lesser now?

OP, make inquiry about conversion. If they still convert, then go for it with the aim of converting to a full staff. Put in your best and I wish you great success.

With HND they won't accept you even with your six year or more expensive if you don't have University degree. I don't know why the disparity between HND and University degree. Lagos state government has converted their Polytechnic now into University it an opportunity for those working as a contract staff to pursue Degree course if they still want to be relevant in the job or when better offer comes out from other sectors they can be on the advantage. Lemme shock you, in government job, your HND is placed on level six or seven in while B.sc on level 8 step 1 or 2 which means level 8 officer salary will or might be 15,000 or 20k different from yours.

asgard01:
I am earning 75k now as bank teller and its not funny the way things are going. No career path, time consuming (been 2yrs now), no increase, nothing.

I guess you enter the bank with ND or HND... Despite the choking and time consuming you can enroll in partime university degree weekend while your time is being wasted as you claimed, your experience will count and your degree cert will give you leverage for conversion or to write a conversation test or an opportunity to work in another bank as a staff on B.O level. B.O is where all full staff begin banking care job except you're on appointment that is when you start from management level.

Note: Banks cherished certificate of recognise Federal and some respected state University but let your field of study pertaining something in banking such as Accounting, Economics, Business Administration, Insurance, Management. Mathematics, Marketing without that you may not get opportunity to be absorb as a staff except you going to just be graduate or someone is at the government ends to help you for government job or you just fine a favour of good.

LagosInter:


Na that ashawo part I wan know.

Lol���.

You can learn it from the job depending the mood of person you're relating to at that moment but also irrespective of your small shikin salary dress fine and market yourself and every thing will added onto you including sex, money, exposure, gift, sexy and corporate wears.

Just be nice and many things will be expose to you but the rules of banking is see something keep quiet because everybody na thief even thiefing what's inside skirt and trouser corporately with her consent on a close mouth. Same goes to customers who think that bankers are rich... But remember what bring you to the job should be your first priority and your main goal so that you don't loose focus with frivolous life.

I tell you banking job is sweet when you are in Head office or in a branch that has quality customes and beautiful male and female soji staff.

immortalityk:

U talk like u have experience of doing this kind of stuff

I had almost five years experience. I entered into the Banking sector at the age of 22 and left at 27. I almost tour almost all the operation department due to passion for the job then as a contract staff.

dennisbee:


CBN CAC does not have shortage. That's a false report pls.

If there's any shortage then the pilfering would have been done in transit from the cbn to the particular dmb centre.

Even as obsolete as cad, it doesnt have shortage. Pls report accurately.

@op congratulations on your offer.if you have interest in banking please go for the job.

I spoke from experience. You're right not always CAC sorted cash do short but when such happen their might be overage in other box or your may not see overage in 50 to 100 boxes received from CBN. CAD also fall into same category but the worsted one among receiving cash is what we then called " Cash swap between commercial bank or inter bank cash swap"

I had worked with customers service, work in the Cash Management and work under MICR which I knew the processes cheque went through and also work a bit in the reconciliation, I had alot of experience with the ATM operating including jamming, failure during dispensing cash, total amount each locker can absorb in mint and total amount each locking case can accept in sorted cash.

It just that I do not fashion bank job any more after Sanusi Lamido Sanusi destroyed it. Am not in the paramilitary serving.

You go smile tire to customer in other to be tip but remember when you're getting this tip, remember the day of shortage because your T.O will not send you, h/she will just debit you. Teller job favours ladies at most but guys there struggle for survival but alot of experience is there to be learn but ensure you trust non of your colleagues and never leave your system open and cubicle. Also any money vaulted out for you by your T.O verify it well before accepting and signing for it because sometimes, a huge manipulation happen inside vault especially during daily opening balance and night closing balance. Bank job sweet when you don't have issue. Less I forget, verify all check very well before paying out. Note CBN CAC do short, like I said verify cash given to you before signing for acceptance. #50k is poor but soon it will be increased. Banking job is sweet but ashawo full inside.

Where can I get these kind of lady who's showing true love?

Somebody daughter should locate me so my mind can rest for once.

This is so sad. I feel they wanted to sell the tusk that is why the cut off the head. Wildlife need to be protected as they too have life to live.

This is APC campaign achievement for 2023. What a political strategy to confuse the gullible.

BeardedmeatR:
Is that all? Won't you blame Igbos for Tinubu's sickness?

Because he last time wore Igbo regalia with chief title.

wizonlyson:
chaiiiii...a whole nigeria yeye, promising mumu, president..

[color=#000000][/color] I no fill laugh oO abeg

Rugaria:
That thing is not piss...
That thing is pure presidential shit water..

HenryDion:
In the morning you're female, toward evening you turn to male. What are we to call this disorder?

We can call these "Bobrisky" hope I pronounced is well

Ammishaddai:
It seems this woman is suffering from a new strain of stupidity.

Yes I guess she's suffering from new strain of Corona Birus

I love this design and spec

nonny1212:
Fouani sells cheaper. I got at 157k, installation kit 14k

Is it working perfectly

Make I carry my kolo go welder place go cut borrow Fairmoney join,....I must oppress Davido for this one.