₦airaland Forum

Kundagarten:
Is this a joke or what?

Only in Nigeria will a presidential candidate present this as certificate, what happened to the original copy? He can't get the war college to give him another copy?

And why did he go with Shekau?

. OMG and OP purposely cut off Shekau's name! Dis even brings up more QUESTIONS! Shekau was Buhari's classmate & am sure dey must hav been pally pallies. Need I say more?

NairalandOP:
Oga dictator, if you want to stop this scandal just do the needful. Show Us Your Certificate!

#BuhariShowYourCertificate

. SIMPLE & SHORT! Dere's obviously somthin he is not tellin us

dapsoneh:
and since Paul okoye is an actor, his son shldnt be there abi?

. U two are just cracking me up dis morning

omenka:
Jonathan is over pushing his luck. I thought they said Buhari is a serial loser and would certainly lose this time as well. What's with all the clandestine manoeuvrings to frustrate him?? Certainly even Jonathan himself could see his end is nigh. If he thinks he's gonna stand alone in this contest like he did in the PDP "coronation" he's got another thing coming.

I know enormous pressure would be mounted on the Military not to release the said certs given that they come under the command of the president, but one thing they should know is the chaos that would ensue upon tinkering with disqualification of Buhari would make the subsidy protests look like a new yam festival!!

Jonathan should put a leash on his desperation. Nigeria is bigger than his ambition!

. Jonathan this, Jonathan that, I said it , dat one day somone will blame Jonathan for her burnt pot of beans or for his inability to impregnate his wife. Oh, so dat GMB couldn't pass WAEC/GCE is now Jonathan's fault abi? Hehehehe, I laugh in Swahili

cashkid:
u made me laugh noni,

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cashkid:
n who cares if u keep doubting this? who even knows that u exist? Some people sha!!!!! they like making fools of themselves

. & who is smiling wit u? It was so funi but I forgot to laugh

Sunnybobo3:
For those asking what Buhari had been submitting in the Previous elections? The answer is simple:, if you have been carrying expo for 12 years, the invigilators will catch you one day.

gbam!

Jacide:
"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost something is lost but when character is lost all is lost." -- Ukeoma Aikfavour, Youth Corps. member who lost his life during the 2011 Nigerian general elections.


His last update was, "Na wao! This CPC suporters would hv killed me yesterday, no see threat oooo. Even after forcin underaged voters on me they wanted me to give them the
remaining ballot paper to thiumb print. Thank God for the police an am happy i could stand for God and my nation. To all corps member who stood despite these threat esp. In the north bravo! Nigeria! Our change has come."

https://facebook.com/ukeoma.aikfavour?v=timeline


His friend commented, "Vive Emmanuel: Pls U all should pray for Aik. As @ystrda, some angry mob were shooting guns around them.They were able to take them later 2 d nearest policestation only for him to call that the mob were threatening to burn down d place.We've lost contact with him cos hes phone has been unreachable. Kindly pray for him &others in the same condition. Tnx"


Enough hardship
We don't want sharia
We don't want born to rule
We don't want terror sponsors

Vote for freedom

. OMG dis definitely brought tears to my ears! Those of u shoutin Sai Buhari, wuld u still do dat if dis guy was ur brother, son or frend? May ur Soul rest in d bossom of d Lord upright comrade

neocortex:
Mods this topic is worthy of FP



Stop beating about the bush, let him present his certificate if he has any.
Any one who has lived in Nigeria knows that anything is POSSIBLE.

That he contested three prior elections means nothing, he used affidavit or didn't submit anything in those elections. but now that INEC is complying more with the electoral act, Buhari cannot hide is fraud any longer.

Imagine a leader for "change" swearing false oath. SMH

Here is what will happen in an interview for a job Buhari applied for in a company Z:

EMPLOYER: Can I know you

BUHARI: My name is Mejor Genral Muhammadu Buhari

EMPLOYER: (Searches through Buhari's file) I am sorry I can't find any of your certificate here.

BUHARI: Yes, but my affidavits are there all my certificates are with my previous employers.

EMPLOYER: Yes , I know some affidavits are here but we need your original documents, oh there are no even photocopies.

BUHARI: Can't you see from my CV that I've worked for 3 international firms like yours in the past.


EMPLOYER: I have seen your CV and it's quite impressive but I need to see your certificates. I am not aware that any organization withhold an employee's original certificate.

BUHARI: Are you saying that I am a liar with all the integrity that is on my CV. You must be very stupid.

EMPLOYER: I am afraid that this interview cannot continue without me seeing your certificates.

BUHARI: Let me warn you , You either continue with this interview and give me the job or my boys will burn down this place.

EMPLOYER: Sir, this interview is over.

(Buhari pulled out his phone and make some calls. Five minutes later angry mob with various weapons are shouting down the street as they march towards company Z)

What do you think happened next ?

. Chop knuckle

donphilopus:
I don't understand how some people reason. Someone who contested the Presidential Election 3 consecutive times suddenly has no certificate to present to INEC?! What did he present in 2003, 2007 and 2011?! I guess he contested the Elections without any Certificate! Amidst all the lies and propagandas, Buhari is still waxing stronger.

These people blasting Buhari were not even seen when it was reported that Sambo couldn't present his. Now because it's Buhari, they just wanna kill themselves. It's high time we presented to them their Certificate of Hypocrisy. Bunch of Hypocrites!

. Dis is just d only arguement u ppl are using..'How can som1 dat contested 3times not hav certificate?'. Wat sort of cunnin defence mechanism is dat? SHOW THE CERTiFICATES, SIMPLE! Stop askin us stupid questions. So if u go to d to d market d frst day & steal stockfish, & u were not caught, u go d second day & u were not caught, den wen u go d 3rd day & dey catch u redhanded, ur defence wuld be, 'but how can som1 dat has gone 2d market 3times be a thief?' Abegiiii. Infact I just hop una no go go concuct fake certificate o. Nigerians be at alert, wen dey do finally present d certificate, we shuld view it wit a pinch of salt, cos y d delay in d first place?

Kachisbarbie:
Which is the most annoying to you? Feel free to add yours.

Compliments of the season to everyone
e-hugzzz

. Op u r so funny(if dis is originally from u)

Eziachi:
Why didn't he declare his support for Jonathan? Himself and Babangida Aliyu both has presidential ambitions. They both worked hard for GEJ in 2011, in the hope that Jonathan will keep to his words of not running in 2015.
When Jonathan changed his mind, they were left to dangle and showed interest with APC, when they realized that Buhari will run again, they decided to stay put in PDP but no support for Jonathan.

So the candidacy of Buhari to the two is a clog to their future aspirations. That is why Aliyu said in 2011; that Buhari presidency can mean exile for many of the northern elite like him. The are the people that engineered the riots of 2011.

He needs to stop Buhari eventhough he cannot bring himself to support Jonathan either, because any Buhari momentum can easily sweep his legacy and base away in Jigawa against any future aspirations.
Jonathan should be watchful of him. He is a very unreliable man you cannot trust. One of the first SDP leaders in 1993 along with Aneni and Jakande to not only abandoned June 12 within days but jump into Abacha government as a minister and declared the annulment as an act of God to the surprise of everybody.

wonderful analysis, u get brain bro

kenex4ever:
Girls r wicked!

. Lol!

AgapeCharis:
did u read d part he said d girl said he should borrow her and dt she'll pay back?? And did u also read d part he said dey've nt had sex together?

The money wasn't a gift. It was a loan.
I wonder d tender loving care u'r talking about dt d guy didn't even probably show more. Mtchew! Nonsense!!

I'm seriously holding myself nt to type something dt would offend u cos ur comment and a lot of similar comments on d 1st page is nt called for at all. Ur comment n dt of ur like-minded fellows is very very odious.

Its nt about been broke. I for one will nt take it funny when someone trys to play smart on me. To top it, u'r stl claiming right! Even if it's #1000 I'll make sure I get d money back. Not because I'm broke but because i wna tell u I'm nt stupid.

And no one even commented on d useless and nauseating attitude of d so called gf! God punish dt girl.

richardjemedafe1

go get ur money back. She doesn't pick ur call any longer? Text her! She didn't respond? Take d teller to her mum n explain everything to her n demand for ur money.

. Lol!! Btw, tender loving care must not be sex. If u r sick & ur gf takes care of u isn't it worth more dan sex? Besides d guy say na borrow he borrow am d moni, d grl talk say na dash he dash am, so how do we know who is tellin d truth?

pimplucious:
U see, our major problem in Nigeria are people like u who are sooo narrow minded, unexpose, least intelligent. Who bemuse on regular things seemingly because of their level of exposure. People like u whose level of intelligence and exposure is cruelly restricted within a certain circle.

People like u whose live revolve round a very limited style, who have really not experience life itself and are not ready to learn, who embrace lies folly and deception with all their might and ready to die for it.

it is people like u who don't understand the greatest resources of any nation is its human capital. It is people like u who are unfortunately in the helms of affair in this nation who are ready to trade the souls of its citizen for a few dollar. Continue to wallow in misery.

. Enyi beko meshie onu nshi

chimerase2:
Hight of stewpidity ur broda for crying out loud
Wia dos prevention de prevention tin comes to ua mind eh
U guys though amazes me atimes I wonder weda dis re genuine humans
Last two years during ma IT at aba
I stayed with ma cousine with her gal friend and we stayed in der 1 room apartment for half a year ma own na go hospital for morning dn come back late we all slept on de same bed
Even presently dis xmas me n ma cousines n sibling whom I hv nt seen since chatted for so long I forgot to go to ma room n we pass de nite der
So u guys should reason like a beings for once

. Dis matter just tire me , I don't tink av seen a more shockin thread. Anyways, I tink its a tribe thin. Some tribes do hav WEIRD beliefs.

starlingleanets:
U see wetyn i dey talk? I think u r d problem not ur brother.

am tellin u, d girl needs help

NnamdiN:
wow I'm beyond shocked like you saying you could have urges for your own brother(im talking about you now)

. My dear, I am OVER shocked by her comments. Well, now I don't blame her mother, she must hav sensed her daughter's 'abnormality'

Prexxy1:

And ur jt wl not stand

. Am sorry to say but both u & ur mother are sick (I repeat am sorry to say), wit dis una kine dirty mentality. Jt stand for ur sibling? God forbid. Are u okay?

salt1:
Men will always be dogs you say? Especially married men?
Please I beg you in the name of whatever you hold dear, not to teach your sons or brothers this!

. I shuddered @dat her comment. Som people don't tink b4 dey type

salt1:
This your blame trade is also very annoying!
You talk about the husbands as if they are lifeless pieces of property that two women will fight over and acquire. A very pathetic image of men!
Why don't you blame the husbands who are not man enough to respect their vows? Who are not man enough to respect their children's feelings? Who are not man enough to do the right thing?
A flimsy Stanley Duru walks out on his wife and children, for any reason whatsoever
And rather than blame him, you blame a single girl who has not promised fidelity to anyone!
Very pathetic fathers and husbands, if you ask me!

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redcliff:
But he is definitely right! You made this comment because you are probably yoruba and you are pained hearing this hurtful truth!

gbam!

veegirl:
Lol. Broke ass. So of all d things she did to u, its d money u gave her that pains u most. Very funny dude.
Poverty is really a thing of d mind.

. Dis is wat we were saying about broke dudes in d oda thread. If u chop their chewin gum dem go com collect am bak , smh tho . Are u goin to return all d tender lovin care she gave u as her bf?

Humblebloke:
I tire o....nd when u tell him u were nt aware of d copycat, he wants to knw y u choose nt to cover ur booklet....


It was so damn annoying...

. Seems it happened 2u, eyaa, lol. Its well

D ones dat will keep reading & re-reading d instructions on question paper, ..like oga, we hav heard na haba. Dey won't allow u concentrate, dey ll read it, come back again and say..'Remember label with pencils'..after two minutes dey com back again...'I said don't label wit biros!'..they could repeat it 7 to 8times, distracting u as u r tryin to remember wat u 'crammed'

wunmi590:
The one who ask the other invigilatrs, shey dey nvr strt 2 share meat-pie nd malt ni

buhahaha una no go kee person

Humblebloke:
The ones who see a fellow student dubbing you from behind..... Decides to sieze ur script and exonerate the copycat....

. Hahaha, e don becom crime to know book

Yomieluv:
The ones that uses the exam hall to make passes at ladies,giving some ladies preferential treatment,and very hard on supposed rival student.

2. The one that came only to sit in one corner like a cripple,peculiar to female invigilators.

3. The one that uses the exam period to boast of how hard the course is,and how many carry-over students are retaking it.

. Lmao @no2, abi de woman don do u bad thin ni sitdon quiet? @least she aint knockin, slappin & tearin scripts

Holywizard:
de one who climbs/jumbs frm seats to seats knocking,slapping,beating & finally tearing students scripts

ahahahahaha

Mrsfaithhh:
U make serious sense here.Not biased.dem wan take,dem no wan giv.I remained a virgin till I got married but if I tell u wetin all dis broke bottom boyfrends use my eyes see because they must bleep.they ar not offering anytin yet want to hav everytin.If u ar broke Guys den don't bug any lady who dosnt want sex in a relationship just d way she's sacrificin her enjoyment to b poor wit u sacrifice ur enjoyment for bleeping..ifa hearm.they wl bleep som oda chick still

. My sister am telling u. Its better to go for a comfortabl dude @least, or if u must date a broke dude just make sure he is sensible & mature. Cos many of dem carry wahala for head

Mrsfaithhh:
So rich guys give interrupted sex. Anyone who is willin can go for a poor guy but stop makin it look like goin for a rich guy makes one a badoo ,stop painting it like it always dosnt go well,stop sayin "what if he treats u like trash,he won't treat u well because he wld c u as his property" dats just misleading...well I hav observd most poor guys won't even do u goood cos they ar eida frustrated or insecure..wen u cough they say u want to leav dem cos they ar broke.. U won't even enjoy d rrelationship sef..I v bin there bfor..so y d stress wen u can b happy..my guy is rich and guess wat? He dosnt treat me like his property as u guys always claim rich guys do.

. U just read my mind. Poor guys are so insecure & jealous, if u r talkin to ur own brother dey culd assume u want to leave dem for ur brother cos dey r poor. D problem in datin a poor guy is mainly d attitude problems. There could be some good ones though

Mrsfaithhh:
1.No "sum1" musnt but "you" can date/marry a poor guy.
2.Don't u bliv dat a poor guy mite b forever poor?
3.Wat is d probability dat d poor guy will not continue to b poor?
Hop I answerd

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