₦airaland Forum

AmberQueen:
How cliche...

No biggie tho. Provided he does not expect her to provide al his needs.

I bet his mother isn't dead.

. Gbam!

Eziachi:
Seconds later you will claim how he will win by landslide among the same Yoruba that hate him, does that make sense? You didn't even say: some Yoruba.

. Am truelly sorry to say, but yorubas naturally are betrayers, its like its in their blood. Every tribe mite have their own negativ side & dat of yorubas is dat u can't trust dem, dey can stab u @d back at any time. I used to hear dis b4 but tot it was cock & bull story, but havin witnessed it first hand I now believe dat ..'If one person calls u a donkey, ignore him, but if 2persons or 3 call u a donkey, my dear pls buy a saddle'

OGEmerald:
You are stupid who made u mouth piece for every Nigerian? What is "we"? Say u don't want him and please don't speak for me next time.

. Lovely

thorpido:
What i am trying to say in essence is that Gbolahan is not 23yrs old.

. Yea, he can't be 23. Its probably d footballers' age kini

LaurelP:
Just imagining a fellow guy telling me_"Guy I love you o!"
Two of us go put leg for one trouser dat day.
Nonsense

. Ahahahaha

noblezone:
"We steal because you dont throw stones"
- Amechi

"I want to steal $1B"
-Amechi

"I spent N1B on Ebola"
- Amechi



Now son, if this man is your mentor, how many Billions do you want to steal?

.

babsonR9:
Analysis and expectations of the outcome of 2015 Presidential elections:
1. Lagos: APC 98%
2. Kano: APC 100%
3. River: APC 78%
4. Osun: APC 82%
5. Ogun: APC 81%
6. Oyo: APC 84%
7. Borno: APC 100%
8. Yobe: APC 94%
9. Adamawa: APC 73%
10. Taraba: APC 67%
11. Nassarawa: APC 88%
12. Kaduna: APC 87%
13. Niger: APC 67%
14. Katsina: APC 91%
15. Zamfara: APC 100%
16. Sokoto: APC 98%
17. Benue: APC 56%
18. Plateau: APC 42%
19. Enugu: APC 34%
20. Gombe: APC 51%
21. Bauchi: APC 87%
22. Jigawa: APC 74%
23. Kebbi: APC 96%
24. Kogi: APC 86%
25. Ebonyi: APC 21%
26. Anambra: APC 47%
27. IMO: APC 91%
28. Cross River: APC 11%
29. Ondo: APC 76%
30. Ekiti: APC 62%
31.Bayelsa: APC 3%
32. Edo: APC 61%
33. Delta: APC 9%
34. A/Ibom: APC 6%
35: Kwara: APC 93%
36. Abia: APC 2%.

. Imo 91%? U people must be drunk

bruno419:
You can call it Santa if you like, most of us grew up calling it Father Christmas. And this time, it's an unusual one. Peter Okoye is definitely prepared for yuletide, dressing up as a blue Father Christmas for Olympic Milk..

http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/12/photos-peter-okoye-turns-to-blue-father.html?m=1

. So handsome, blue really suits him

youngice:
its the other way round , she begins to hate me,

. Lmao, ur honesty is so kool. Mayb u havnt met a 'nice grl'. Wen u do u wuld be surprised @ how u ppl will flow. I tink there are fewer nice ppl in d world, so u hav to be patient, kip being urself (if u r sure u r truly nice), u will meet d right person

Dis is assasination, cannot be ordinary robbeery attack. God help their children, may dere souls rip

calebo101:
We know all this format. E own don finish already.

He has lost all values.

You know in life there comes a time where you can't retract your steps... it's always good to leave at least a lee-way to get back into your old clique if your calculations doesn't work well.

Amaechi did not! Now he's trapped. He can't go back to PDP, that's even if he avoids jail cos we know Wike would surely deal with him.

APC would handle him with extreme care because they know that a man that can sell his "brother" for a plate of porridge can also poison his friends (APC).

Ameachi is finished politically. He was busy shouting change undecided, little did he know the only change he would see is change in his political career.

Now he's a slave. The governor that became a slave!!! What a sad story.

. True, d APC don't rilly trust him, cos dey see how he 'sold' (or sells) his broda, meanin he culd do worse to dem if given d chance

correctguy0900:
de trouble makers nko? borrowers, diabolic ones, d ones dat will b home throughout d day but leave by dark

. Lmao @dose dat leave by dark

2tek:
I don't sleep wt every girl I date but for me to dig up d picture of a lady I dated 17yrs ago and proudly post it online as my EX, den its 'most likely' I hv choped her kpomo.

. Smh

collitexnaira:
Poster you should have use "aboki" in place of northerner, your post for sweet wella

. U now understand wat happened abi?

saintopus:
In fact another minor class among " Test and e ' no sweet " with " smell and go away " class is yet another one which come to smell the suya, save the smell in their throat, use the smell later for garri drinking

. Smh, u rilly are a clown

saintopus:
In fact this class of people and "Test and I no buy again " belong to one group. They dont usually have any money!!

.

orobs93:
Those that will test and say aboki e nor sweet I nor buy again

E be like say I be first to type abi nah comment...abeg how dem dey talk am again?

. Funny u

alberto2k:
Yes but why would I sleep on the floor? Na to share the bed bt I go warn my abuna to keep calm cuz everyday no be christmas

. AHahaha

TheRealMrStan:
http://lindaikeji..com/2014/12/photos-yet-another-hero-fallen-by-boko.html?

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May his soul rest in peace, Amen

. D labours of our hereos shall never be in vain! Rest in peace gallant soldier

double0seven:
what's the hullabaloo all about.... ask the man to bring out the wife of his youth....this no be hin first wife... na political wife jare...

......anyone can have a very beautiful second or third wife after he has loaded himself with millions..

gbam!

2tek:
Imagine dis lady's husband met her as a born again nd she told her husband dat she didn't date any man but got dis.virgined wen she was exercising or fell from bicycle. D marriage fit get kleg o bcus d trust go fly tru d window immediately.

. So u sleep wit every person u date?

severee:
No I don't think its laziness, it is lack of opportunity and I blame it on the shallow minds,greed and incompetence of our so called leaders who are supposed to provide these opportunities by forcing the ideas into our heads as well as putting the tools in our hands.........














just kidding your boss is totally right! If you are poor, you deserve to be

. Lmao, smh

lalasticlala:
Toke Makinwa stunned at the Headies 2014 garbed in this green figure hugger from the stables of Toju Foyah.


Don't you just love Toke?..She looks like a human barbie doll.


http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2014/12/toke-makinwa-is-best-dressed-female.html?m=1

. Exquisitely classy! Sexy yet not trashy

samiebond:
A chieftain of All Progressives Congress (APC) in the South-East, Osita Okechukwu, has accused Imo State Governor, Owelle Rochas Okorocha  of allegedly gambling with the chances of the Ndigbo to bargain for Vice President slot  in the 2015 general elections, noting that his (Okorocha) failure contributed in weakening that opportunity.

Okechukwu, who is the spokesman of APC in the South-East,  in a press statement Sunday stated this while reacting to Governor Okorocha’s statement after his failed bid to get the presidential ticket of the party.

According to him, “His Excellency’s statement is one of self denial, for rather than apologizing to Ndigbo for his gambit, which made Ndigbo to lose the national chairmanship of the APC, placed us in a weak position to vie for Vice President, he is regrettably justifying the unjustifiable.

“One had thought that as a leader he could had placed the collective interest of Ndigbo above his Nollywood show, since he is quite aware of the position of the party as regards zoning.

“For the avoidance of doubt, in a South East Caucus meeting at His Excellency, Dr Ogboninya Onu’s residence at Abuja in July, 2014, some of us agreed that he is eminently qualified to vie for presidency, but given the prevailing understanding that the presidency is going North, we should vie for chairmanship and vice president slots, waiting for the next 8 years when it is coming South.  He refused and boasted that he is going to win the presidential primary.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/apologize-now-ndigbo-losing-apc-presidential-primary-okechukwu-tells-okorocha/

The question I asked myselve here is Do they think Okorocha has got the National muscle to win the primaries in the first place? Who dey decieve who here?

. OP u are even more confused dan Rochas. U didn't even read wat u posted. U r just contradictin d post. Ndigbo in APC askd him to relax & settl 4 d VP for now but he refused, boastin dat he ll win presidency.

raumdeuter:
She would think I understand what she is saying

https://trendyafrica.com/wp-content/gallery/jonathan-and-hillary-2010/edit-gej-cl-3.jpg

. Lwkmd..una no well

Reddit:
It's not if you understand the true essence of Christmas.

Watch this Please


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWF2JBb1bvM

. I can't believe dis wonderful post has only 4likes. If na rubbis.h na u go see 200 likes. Smh

devigblegble:
BIG WHITE LIE, btw who cares about a beautiful wife when u can get a decent caring humble woman (my maman) who gives u peace of mind . I pray I found a lady as my mum to marry , happy holiday season to all nairaland

. A beautiful woman can have all those too

ReVizz:
1. By nodding head like a Lizard that fell from up
without any
verbal reply.

2. The shy ones will show you the extent of their
blushing, by shining their unkept/incomplete teeth.

3. The bitter ones will grouchily reply: what is good
about the
morning?

4. The force one's will echo morn sir!.

5. The confidence people will go by , Good Morning, nice
to see
you/Good Morning, How are you?

6. Busy type will just say morning.

7. Sexy one will say Good Morning!" in a cheerful tone.

8.Notice
me people will respond in another
foreign/
local
language.
Add urs

. D one I hate most is wen u tell som1 gud mornin & d person replies..'Welldone'. Like can't u wish back a 'gud mornin' wished to u? Mcheew

Amefrica:
Based on personal experiences, I'm forced to compile this list of 5 type of people you will meet in an airplane.

1. The photographer
This type of people will take picture of anything they see, they'll start taking selfie from the entrance of the airport to the departure hall, and when they finally board, they'll start the selfies again especially when the plane takes off, they'll snap like nor tomorrow, maybe they're expecting to see Angel Michael in the clouds.

2. The wind-breaker

This set of people, only heaven knows what they eat before boarding, maybe beans and egg. You'll think they're trynna adjust their sitting position but they're just finding a way of letting the shii flows, before one layover they'll will break the wind more than 20 times. Like dude(ette) you need to sun dry your stomach.

3. The first-timer

This set of people always have problem with fastening the seatbelt, opening the plane's toilet etc. You see them, looking up and down like detectives, especially when the plane enters turbulence chai na WW3 for them. ...and when the captain makes an announcement they start asking you what he says like, were you deaf?

4. The sleeper

This set of people wouldn't wait for the plane to take off before they enter sleep mode. Their neck is all over the place going back and forth. They snore like na their papa get plane.

5. The talkative

If you have this person as your seat partner, you're lucky and unlucky. Tho, they are capable to let boredom run away from you but it's annoying afterwards, they start telling you their life story, when their gutter full and who pack am.

6. The GPS

They keep asking you "where are we now?" When the map is staring at them right in the face. They believe any place they fly over counts as their travel experience.

7. The face-boner

This person, right from the city of departure to the POE they won't say a single word. Their face go just strong like Mugabe or Ojukwu...

Feel free to add yours!

. Buhahahahahaha, OP u funi die

Nice video. RIP kefee

nnaemeka38:
Let her go and meet Jesus face to face in the blessed sacrament. She has the right to enter any Catholic chapel and pray before the blessed sacrament. She has the power in her tongue, and it is advisable to communicate it to God directly.

. Tank u

udemzyudex:
Lol... So the president came to your school and the only thing you guys could do was to boo him...
Some of you are even proud of saying it...lol

Read the bolded part again and see if there is any sense in what you wrote,i guess the only student with brain in your school is the S.U.G..

whether you boo him or woo him,it doesn't change anything bro....

You guys just lose the ur only chance,who knows if is visit will turn things around in your school but you guys choose to behave like primary school children.. when no be say una dey stadium

. 1000likes