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Average speed on my EDGE nokia 5130xpress music. 15 to 20 kb per sec. Highest, 30 to 35.
3G phones like C2,
btw 50 and 60 kbps, highest, 70 to 80.
HSPDA phones like Asha 301
Average- 150 to 250kbps
Highest- 450 to 550 kbps.

NETWORK=>MTN
LOCATION=>OBANTOKO, ABEOKUTA.

"Count" Victor Lustig was a con man of considerable note. Born in 1890, by the 1930s he was wanted by approximately 45 law enforcement agencies worldwide. He had 25 known aliases and spoke 5 languages. He cunningly gained $5k from Al Capone. Better still, in 1925, Lustig posed as a government official in Paris, took five businessmen on a tour of the Eiffel Tower, and then "sold" it to one of them as 7300 tonnes of scrap metal; the con went so well, he tried it again soon after.
He also wrote the following list ofcommandments for aspiring con men.


1. Be a patient listener (it is this, not fast talking, that gets a con-man his coups).

2.Never look bored.

3.Wait for the other person to reveal any political opinions, then agree with them.

4.Let the other person reveal religious views, then have the same ones.

5.Hint at sex talk, but don’t follow it up unless the other fellow shows a strong interest.

6.Never discuss illness, unless some special concern is shown.

7.Never pry into a person’s personal circumstances (they’ll tell you all eventually).

8.Never boast. Just let your importance be quietly obvious.

9.Never be untidy.

10.Never get drunk.

Here we go again. who says the police is your friend?

BTW, Aw dis one take concern us

. GOOD FOR MY STATE. Make dem build am sharp sharp.

NO PIC?

How d news take long lyk dis?

Thank God he was caught. Had it being he was successful. We would have suspected Boko boys

ITbomb: As in No FLASH?
how else will one stream video

Is this a joke or what? What has flash got to do with streaming videos?
Perhaps, the OP should have said it doesn't support .swf or .flv files.

...AND WHY IS HE JUST SAYING THAT NOW??

frederal: Such never makes it to FRONTPAGE, I know them.

Really?? Then this must be at the backpage

Is Nigeria that pathetic?? SMH

deshclones: These SW guys and immense propaganda nd hate for anytyn nt SW nd abokis...for fccks sake OBJ a bonafide SW man was president for a whopping 8yrs nd never deemed it fit to fix a road dat is very crucial to his people...now the same people dat badmouth,curse,denigrate GEJ all d time wants him to fix d same road in barely 2yrs..rubbish

What exactly are you talking about?

Bro, why don't u just start with Mr Biggs. That will be a good marketing strategy, then you can change when you feel like

Either her english is ok or not, it doesn't hide the fact she wrote, so, haters can just go ahead and drink engine oil.

...and how dis one take solve ASUU strike? Next thread plz

Country songs. Especially the gospel ones

And how this one take solve ASUU Strike?? Next thread plz

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Most of the victims have little or no knowledge about cholera. It's the responsibility of the govt to educate them and stop blaming water.

Now, when you say Islam is a threat to mankind, these mods will hide ur post.

No prob, I'll check all those thread and get back to you later

How I wish this could make front page

The Watchtower of April 1st, 1972, page 197, had this statement,

"So, does Jehovah have a prophet to help them, to warn them of dangers and to declare things to come?...These questions can be answered in the affirmative. Who is this prophet?... This "prophet" was not one man, but was a body of men and women. It was the small group of footstep followers of Jesus Christ, known at that time as International Bible Students. Today they are known as Jehovah’s Christian witnesses...Of course it is easy to say that this group acts as a "prophet" of God. It is another thing to prove it.

The only way that this can be done is to review the record. What does it show?"

Since the JW’s claim to be God’s prophet, we are free to put them to the Bible test for a prophet, found in Deuteronomy 18:18-20. Verse 22 of this same chapter says,
"When a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD (YHWH), if the thing does not come about or come true, that is the thing which the LORD has not spoken."
Verse 20 plainly says, "that prophet shall die". False prophecy cannot be "explained away" and treated lightly. The Watchtower has invited us to examine their record, and we will! All quotes are from publications of the Watchtower Bible & Tract Society and available at headquarters in Brooklyn, New York. Some of these publications may also be found in local Kingdom Hall libraries. Judge this self-proclaimed "prophet" for yourselves!

6,000 YEARS OF HUMAN HISTORY PROPHECIES

6,000 years from Adam ended in A.D. 1872. (Daily Heavenly Manna, inside cover page).
6,000 years of human history ended in 1873.(The Time is at Hand, p.33)
6,000 years of human history ended in 1972.(The Truth Shall Make You Free, p.152, 1943 edition).
6,000 years of human history ended in 1975. (Awake!, October 8th, 1968, page 15).

ARMAGEDDON PROPHECIES
Armageddon would end in 1914. (The Time is at Hand. page 101, 1911 Edition).
Armageddon would end in 1915. (The Time is At Hand, page 101, 1915 Edition).
Today, JW’s expect Armageddon any minute!


THE RETURN OF CHRIST PROPHECIES


Since Christ failed to show up for any of the Watchtower dates, JW’saltered their teaching to make his coming conveniently "invisible".
Christ returned in 1874. (The Finished Mystery, pages 386, 295, 1917 Edition). The Watchtower publications taught this 1874 date right up to 1929. The"Prophecy" book published in 1929, states on page 65,
"The Scriptural proof is that the second presence of the Lord JesusChrist began in 1874 A.D"
Christ returned in 1914

THE MILLENNIUM PROPHECIES


The Millennium began in 1873. (Thy Kingdom Come, page 305).
The Millennium began in 1874. (Finished Mystery, page 386)

PROPHECIES ON THE RESURRECTION
The resurrection l'd occur in 1878 (Thy Kingdom Come, page 234).
Abraham, Isaac, Jacob and the faithful prophets of old would return in 1925. (Millions Now Living Will Never Die, page 89).
The Watchtower Society even published a book telling their followers to add a room onto their houses, an get an undertaker to decorate it. Undertakes, of course, would be looking for employment, since there would be no more deaths in1926. When the room was completed, Watchtower devotees were to call up Jerusalem, where Abraham would have an office, and request that their parent be"awakened" from death. They would soon appear in the new room! (The Way to Paradise, pages 228,229)

PROPHECIES ON SPACE TRAVEL
"Man cannot by airplane or rockets or other means get above the air envelop which is about ourearthly globe..." (The Truth Shall Make You Free, p. 285, 1943 edition.)
THE BOOK OF RUTH
The Book of Ruth is "not prophetical". (Watchtower Reprints IV, p.3110, 12/7/02).
The Book of Ruth "is prophetic". (Preservation", p. 169, 175, 176.)
PROPHECIES ON SODOM and GOMORRAH
Will the men of Sodom be resurrected?
1. Yes....Watchtower 7/1879 page 8.
2. No.....Watchtower 6/1/52 page 338.
3. Yes....Watchtower 8/1/65, page 479.
4. No.....Watchtower 6/1/88, page 31.
5. Yes...Live Forever (old Ed.) page 179.
6. No....Live Forever (new Ed.) page179.
7. Yes...Insight, vol. 2., page 985.
8. No...Revelation book, page 273.
These changes are more like flashing lights, on and off again. How can they be trusted?
THE "HIGHER POWERS" OF ROMANS 13:1
"Higher Powers" refers to earthly governments. (The Time is at Hand (1889) pg. 81.)
"Higher Powers" refers to JehovahGod and Jesus. (The Truth Shall Make You Free, pg.312).
"Higher Powers" refers to earthly governments. (Man’s Salvation...at Hand (p.326)
Notice how the "brighter light" dimmed back again!
THE REVELATION NAME"ABADDON-APOLLYON"
Refers to Satan. (Studies in the Scriptures, (Vol. 7 pg. 159)
Refers to Jesus Christ. (Then is Finished the Mystery of God, page 232).
Quite a change!
THE "ALPHA AND OMEGA" OF REVELATION
Refers to Jehovah God. (Awake! August 22, 1978, page 28).
Refers to Jesus Christ. (Watchtower, October 1, 1978, p.15).
Notice the rapid change of "truth"and "interpretation of scripture" in just two months!

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The two Nigerian soccer teams each figured it needed a big win in the final round at an amateur tournament to outdo the other and earn promotion to the country’s professional leagues.
Plateau United Feeders’ and Police Machine’s victories were certainly big: 79-0 and 67-0.
The results have sparked outrage, an indefinite suspension of the four clubs involved in the games, and an investigation into match-fixing by the Nigeria Football Federation.
On Tuesday, the NFF called the scores from Monday’s tournament in the northeastern city of Bauchi “a mind-boggling show of shame.”
“The teams involved, their playersand officials, match officials, (tournament) coordinator and anyone found to have played some role in this despicable matter (will) be severely dealt with,” NFF director of competitions Mohammed Sanusi said.
Chasing a place in Nationwide League Division 3, Nigeria’s lowest professional league, Plateau United Feeders reportedly scored 72 of their goals against Akurba FC in the second half — a rate of more than a goal a minute. In fact, a goal about every 40 seconds. Non-stop for 45 minutes.
At the same time, Police Machine reportedly scored 61 times against Babayaro FC in the second half.
Based on those scores, Plateau United Feeders would have won promotion to the big leagues with 81 goals — in three games. Police Machine ultimately could manage only 69.
Plateau and Police won their opening games 2-0, then tied 0-0when they met in the second round, meaning goals would be the decisive factor for promotionif both won their finales.
They got the goals they wanted.
And a suspension and a match-fixing investigation.
“This is a scandal of huge proportions,” NFF vice president Mike Umeh said. “The four teams involved are suspended immediately and indefinitely, pending further sanctions. We will investigate this matter thoroughly and get to the bottom of it.”

did you just use a batman quote to break up with me?
..VERY HILLARIOUS

Madness!! Mtchew