heheheheh am back add me too on fb oh...just search by the name "sir-suto skurujaja

A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng

see you u try now..shebi all na dream.

I Was coming home last tuesday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it ̊and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and whe...n ...I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM
card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that †ђξ owner would call. Not long after a fone came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but I turned it down, he collected my number and i left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6
As I was smiling and testing the car my sister just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up!! Eba don ready"....

~vicky~:
hey Sutoboy


wht re u feeling like


dis thread is dat best d moderators shd take note

feel like hugging you

S will be better at least i can start selling you at a cheap price


50# per liter

booqee: omo mehn............11pages, three hundred and something comment in just 4days choi....youre going places oh suto

Omo Booqee na God oh


ow u doing now?missed u alot

~vicky~:
copy and paste



more palm oil to ur bald head

Madam na every one dey get bald head?

~vicky~:
i wud give u 85%.....now clap for ur sef

oshe dear kisses to you!!!

Homar: Damn funny lol . Njpc rules .

yes boss

EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you..

your profile pics looks as if you will kill me at home

so am scared

U n ur frnd on seperate bikes n ur status reads convoy tins.....#Godiswatchingu#


You watch movie 4ur mini laptop u put pm say cinema thingz #Godiswatchingu


Your mum sells palm oil, your dad refills gas. You keep telling people your parents work in OIL&GAS company......#Godiswatchingu


add yours

thanks.....olenu pa

Wife: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
Man: had a terrible day. Lost all my colleagues today at work.
Wife: Jezzz! what happened?
Man: there was a fire outbreak down the tunnel and every body died.
Wife: what a pity? Darling i thank God for keeping you alive. How did u make it out my dear?
Man: darling it was God's work. My stomach was upsetting me S̶̲̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡, i took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
Wife: darling thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us. I feel so pity for their families so bad how are they now going to survive?
Man: my dear its a pity but SHELL has decided to give the families of the deceased 2 million US $ each.
Wife: what...? Two million what? so because of your useless shit naim make me miss that money

bro na long term ooooo

ekeroyal: ^it's ok brother, but what?

but how am i going to tell her....

bunmioguns: dis is nice

re u happy about this?

oya help me

bunmioguns: it had been posted here before

you can just pretend u re not on here..some one just told me i copy his joke now....

skales: Suto

Why u copy my joke u dis yahoo boy no laptop

no vex jere i just see am for ma fb wall put am here ni

oshe dear mi

serious bro i just like the girl...but.......

Bin Gbagbo called 1 FM radio station n said,
Bin Gbagbo: "i av found a lost purse wt $100,000, a mastacard n I.D of 1 Mr.Ifeanyi Arato,plot 4 park view estate,Ikoyi...
Presenter:How honest u r boy! ,so do u want 2 return d purse
Bin Gbabo: Noooooo, 4 wat? I jst want 2 dedicate a song 2 him..pls play me ,MY HELPA OOO MY HELPA OOO

cool nice to hear that..but where re u frm originally?

wow...i go just dey laf if i dey dere cos this joke self dey make person laf.....so i go dey laf for the place also....

~vicky~:




sutoboy

i love you die

wow i love this keep it up

mad man...smile....ow u dey?

u try .....i love this mehn

A man with a 25-inch penis went to a witch doctor and said, "I can't live with this anymore! It's too long."The witch doctor replied, "Relax! There is a female frog in that swamp. Ask her to marry you. She'll say 'No', and you'll lose 5 inches off your penis."So he went to the swamp and found the female frog. He asked her, "Will you marry me?""No!" she said.He lost 5 inches off his penis! But 20 inches was still too long.So he asked her again, "Will you marry me?"The frog replied, "No!"And the guy lost another 5 inches. 15 inches was great! But 10 inches would be perfect.So he asked her again, "Will you marry me?"The frog responded, "How many times do I have to tell you... NO! NO! NO! His penis disappeared

I guess Dani should be looking at this right now....

cos i just edit that..i knew it was copy and paste

i just made it bold..so dont insult my personality pls...

Here is the thread for us to define some names on nairalander according to their behavior on here........i will be the one to start and then you can add yours!!!

BIN.Gbagbo.......Particles used in making Coffin!!!

Vivly.....Beauty!

Add yours!