Hmmm if u luv vicky me sef luv booqee

Dem say boko don poison beans and i buy half bag 4 house. 4rm d 1 wey i cook, i giv my dog 'bingo' make e 1st test am, 45mins lata bingo stil dey waka, den i eat. Afta i eat finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, i run enta house dey turn gallon of oil 4 belle, as i com out my gateman com dey tell me say d driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me. If na u, wetin u go do the gateman ?? Gudevenin

let's try If Ʊ can find 7 animals in *camelephantelopelicanary*. I knw sum will knw more than that!don't join first letter with last letter...Booqee don't dull!

If I where or if I were?

Hmmm,u can't even act likt a devil

Nice one ma'am,I was about to put this joke up!I sight u dear!

Plus ignore those haters!

Glad u knw the criminals we got here!!!

Lemme advice u dear,kindly delete him and be free frm him

So how do got to knw d names?

Wetin u dey talk now?

~vicky~:
[size=50pt]Sir-Suto Skurujaja [/size]

Very funny!u got me right?send a request and let be friends

booqee: Kai! suto u no try at all at all! U just fall my hand. Ur yokes are so dry mehn!

No vex dear!I will try to improve

dani1luv: [size=13pt]Madnezz! [/size]

No mind am jere bros Dani!

Oh!lovely slowpoke!

Ajibel: when was the damn thread that has so many pages opened?

You guys are posting dry yokes here #amadiohaisseriouslywatchingyou

Must u talk?

Don't spoil d fun here joor!

obtainfg: you must be mad to be going into a desert with ur father he wan go kill? Sutoboy u supos to be watching plate now

U well so?
anyway!Booqee I cherished u a lot ma'am!

dani1luv: [size=13pt]suto. . .why nah??[/size]

Bros wetin I do?

ORMORT: Mr suto

Yes boss!u see me ri?

A man gave his wife #50 on her birthday as a present, his wife was very angry wit him saying:useless,shameless husband! His husband was suprise and said ''that is nt #50 naira it is called BETTER LIFE"

A man was on the bed sleeping with his wife, he dreamt he was in heaven. When he got to the heaven's gate, he met an angel who start showing him everytin. After a while the man asked the angel. Man:can i piss here? Angel:it's not allowed but you can. After a short while again the man asked. Man: can i mess here? Angel: it's not allowed but you can. After a while again the man asked. Man:can i shit here? angel: it's not allowed but you can. Then the man saw a flower and then ask the angel. Man:can i use the flower to clean my butt? Angel:it's not allowed but you can. As the man was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a big slap landed on his face....... Wife: you piss for bed i no talk, you mess i leave you i no talk, you shit on top bed i leave you i no talk. You won kon use my wrapper clean your bottom, you de mad.........? Lol, Happy sunday to you all



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skales: Op bro what does it feels like to be the only gayy albino from enugu state? No offence

E easy?

booqee: ^Wat is he feelin like sef??

*Thinking to myself_ i'm seriously beefing dis suto guy mehn! 12whole pages! how i fit spoil im thread oh?!*

hey suto wats gud na?? U don buy bb now, u come scarce for NL shey?? #Godiswatchinyousutoboy#

Smile u no go kill person!

A snake bites ur dad's *cock* and u re alone togeda in d desert!will u suck the poison out?

I can't stop smiling....I love you all for making this thread the best so far!

DONkollione:


lol!

Thanks jere Donkollione

U buy undies 4ur Girlfriend and another Boi takes it off!!..well,it's called "Division of Labor"...Ask Donkollione and Bin igbagbo if u re confused

And so?

Ehn now...even thou na storm 1 I sha dey ping!abi wetin concern u?

Musa went to lekki beach for a lil relaxation. While lying there, a woman came n asked him...'Are u relaxing? He said no, am Musa... Few minutes latter, a man came n asked him same question n he answered no, me na Musa. Few minutes latter, a lil child came n asked if he was relaxing? He got angry and decided to move away from dat area. On his way, he saw a guy sunbathing...Musa asked him, are u relaxing? The answered yes, am relaxing.... Musa gave him a hot slap! Nuh be u everybody dey find since? =)) =)). Have a fun filled weekend!

Thanks jere ma loevely mods....don't mind dos yeye bois,den suppose talk say den no get bb den kan dey form and ask where is d joke!

let there be peace!!!!!!!!!!

hi

am suggesting we should create a group on bb also.......

i hope dani can handle this for us!

just a suggestion....

no offence oh!!!