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tonyobj:
Shame on you... 18 times in 2 months is a very poor result. Total waste of such an endowed asset. Highly under-utilized. That's why she has spare time for your best friend.
Put your waist to good use and max-out that ASSet. Hit it every minute or every hour of everyday until you are tired of it.

guy u r jobless go find work

Karleb:
Buying anything other than the 6th option is a waste of money to me and my fellow Android Glo BIS subscribers.

get 3.07Gb for #1000 by sending comonth to 777

Orikinla:
Why not enjoy your own turn and stop whining like a small boy?
Again, grow up.

e no b food.

E never wise, make e go ask mourinho wetin e talk wey God dey punish am so. Be wise wenger b4 u confuse like mourinho

zingywingy:
MUMU GUY !!!! BB means BABY not UR GUYs name jooorrrr. lolzzz. Meanwhile, in your story, u never said you introduced her to ur bestfriend called BB.... Or your cousin na BB ?

u get PhD for amebo oooo!!!!! if the story wey I tell u no do u then go find 1 clean transformer hug

majekdom2:
you are simply an idiot .... what do you think ?

I think u r big fool who is jealous of those who can write. well that's my opinion

400billionman:
Most pretty ladies are a time bomb.

What baffles me most is the pleasure they derive giving out their phone numbers to anyone who asks.

They are so attention crazy. She only believes she is HOT if her phones beeps every 5 minutes.

I guess that y most wealthy dudes always end with d not 2pretty ladies. cos deir history stinks worse than a corpse

CaroLyner:
that girl got no shame.
how dare she shout wrong number just cause he got a car

seeing a pretty face like urs makes me wanna smash d head of seun for creating a forum without avenue for interaction with a perfect beauty as urself

Who knows d guy fit b driver wey carry d car go carwash

Spicylate:
Oh dear! Chai! This "had I know" di kwa expensive oo

u'r so fyn. I wonder y dis ock-headed nairaland owner didn't create a chatting area in dis forum.

homirefacuny:
How are you sure? Don't just jump into conclusion dude.

yeah yeah, it's obvious

prettyjo:
when kids fall in love

aunty was that meant to be an advice?

A loud wow was the only word I could utter after going through the resumè of Prof. Ozumba Benjamin Chukwuma. A renowned name in Nigeria medical world. A professor/ consultant in obstetrics and gynaecology. He has received several awards both locally and international for the books he authored and several medical journals publications.

This really got me wondering!!!! Like how the hell can a man of this educational background show so much illiteracy, I wonder bewilderly. In just 1 year as the Vice chancellor of University of Nsuka he brought changes to the great University which is for the betterment of his pockets and to the. Detriment of the student whose interest he was meant to represent. Not for once did I have the inkling that a professor in medicine could see the dilapidated Nigeria educational sector as a business avenue.

Yes, we are in a computer age with close 90% of our daily activity relying on the Internet. Relying on the Internet boost our work pace and gives us a very perfect output and even though rely on them we shouldn't be coaxed to buy them.
Making laptops as part of the registration fee for newly admitted students is simply inhumane and callous. The fee required for newly students to pay acceptance fee:#25,000, school fee: #60,000-#65,000, laptop fee:#70,000, accommodation:#10000- #11,000, total:#171,000. Without foodstuffs and pocket money a parent is already cough out an outrageous sum of #171,000. How many parents can actual afford that I wonder!!!!.. I can hardly remember pay and acceptance fee maybe cos it wasn't more than #2000 that's y I forgot. The highest I paid as school fees was #21,650 in my final year after our school fee was raised from #17,650 and we protested for weeks before paying and that was just 3years back. My entire school fees, accommodation and all the departmental dues for my entire duration as a student in University of maiduguri were #2000 less than what these new intake are paying for their first year.
This VC needs to be cautioned cos if a man of his caliber could do his to after going through his studies on scholarship then I wonder thriving students then the students should seek solace in the hands of an illiterate.

Pls share till it gets to someone that knows someone who also knows someone that could talk sense into the head of this bastard. I REST MY CASE

homirefacuny:
Just wondering how you holding up as regards men's proposals.....

u wan get her attention u r free bt not on my post

nickkylawve:
in this kinda situation all u need do is thnk God she's ur girlfriend nd nt wife

Damn u r simply beyond the word beautiful.

Spikkylee:
Go one more round wit her to leave ur Signature on her Puss...Nor carry lst as u dey do b4.....U cn run for ur life afta dat

in 2months I hv tested d puss close to 18times if not more than so What wud an extra round do( absolutely nothing).

chocolateme:
See Gobe!!
Gone are the days when people should be threatened by this kind of issues. For me, once he starts calling my best friend's name, I will start summoning his ancestor's name like 'ezemmuo, amadioha, ikukumekue, udinekudu, thunder, fire and brimstone to come tear that mouth wey him dey use callu friend's name.
After that session, make I see how r go take happen again.

chai, u harsh ooo

nickkylawve:
in this kinda situation all u need do is thnk God she's ur girlfriend nd nt wife

Whooaa, but she's the very first girl that I have ever loved. It ain't easy to just move on. Am tied btw her and my friend should I leave them both??

chocolateme:
See Gobe!!.

what's ur advice,pls?

I never truly believed in love so I tried double dating so as to prevent ever giving my heart the opportunity to do so. It was going perfectly well for me cos I decided the pace of the relationship and there's nothing as lovely as having different ladies use their credit to call you every single day ( or so I thought). it was fun for me and when they get all attach and hoping that one day I might popped the question then I look for the slightest argument and am off and there's no coming back.


It seems all happy happy endings for me never having the inkling that my whole lahlahland will come crashing down in my face faster than a pack of cards falling under gravity.

It was on a Friday morning, my cousin brume who I haven't seen for 6yrs came to spend the holiday with us, I was showing her around when she drew my attention with a loud woowww like a child who just heard the sound of a thunder I turned swiftly towards the direction of her sight. When I saw a figure that could only be imagined never seen. My eyes located a radiating dark complexion lady with a waist not more than 28, hips close to 42, 5ft7, long dark hair, brown eyes and a Damn killing catwalk. For the first time in as long as I can remember. B4 I could regain myself my cousin had gone to her to have a chat her and she somehow stylishly introduced me to her and that was the timing I was looking for and I grasp it with both hands with sweet gists that she gladly asked us to walk her she told she just moved into the area and was glad to have us as friends.

Instanter, After the long walk me she gave me her number and showed me her house telling me she would me glad to have me visit her anytime. I went home feeling as a ghost gliding on air all thanks to my cous( though am still paying her for it till date).


Flashforward, 2months later we were like the best couple in the area with me been a poster of change most girls try to advertise to their unrepentant flirtitious boyfriends. All of a sudden I was embracing love with both hands. For the first time I could say I truly fell in love and for just those moment I felt loved(or so I thought). Having sex with her was an undescribeable fun.

On a Saturday afternoon, all kitted up in my man united jersey ready for the barclays weekend when her call came in. she told me she all alone and she needed company, I jumped instantly forgetting the club game for my personal away game armed with different brand of rain coat. I got to her house in 3mins which is my personal record of my walk to her house.

before I cud count 1-10 backwards it started raining inside her apartment so I bought out a variety of my raincoat instantly like a soldier in a bring back our girls mission after 2rounds of the race in her peak she said " it's the best sex ever,BB" I was dumbfounded cos I am BJ and my bestfriend is BB.I just got dressed and walked out.

Pls, I need your advice cos am going out of my mind ryt now. she gave 23miss calls this morning. What do I do cos I can't stand her presence now.

Harmonyemerald:
Maybe its time you try something different.... You might have just been datingthe regular kind of girls, the good girls and probabbly things fizzle out easily with them. Try dating the kind of girl who you will never date on a normal day, try something out of your comfort zone and don't start dating immediately, be friends for a long time first.

what do u mean by the kind of girls I will never date?. I like your idea but u know when ladies comfortable and ok with a guy but the guy keeps coming with the we are friends attitude after a while they automatically get turned off and ones that switch is off it hardly get switch on again....

Eliba:
Is either your a gay or its some of spiritual stuff like that. Work on yourself and remember no woman is an angel, so don't expect them to be perfect.

Meet me behind close curtains n u will neva use the word gay when u remember me. But, I guess ur last sentence implies patient I guess that what I rili lack so I will hopefully work on.

prettysassygirl:
Anything can happen anytime,so its possible I turned prophet cos of you,yea,I bin dey find my kInd of guy,wetin come concern u for the matter,a beg no dey drink panadol for my headache, I no send u message.

just trying to let u know that no 1 is perfect on the face of the earth

prettysassygirl:
you plan?!,who are u to decide,man proposes God disposes,I ve seen your future brother, u wld have plenty girls,and the curse awaits them,can't run ,can't hide.

hahahah so I don't turn u prophet abi e gud, but no b u dey find perfect guy

prettysassygirl:
it can't stay,your daughters are waiting for the curse to claim them,don't worry ,it will

I plan on having all boys so we r back to u again

prettysassygirl:
Don't tell me,you are still reading this 19the century post,anyway,if that one na curse,I send am back to your sister a hundred fold,amen.

all my sisters are married so the curse stays with u

POWEROFPEACE:
I doubt if this forum is a better place to meet your man. Only the worse and irresponsible will answer you.

as u reply so pls from ur comment name urself.

prettysassygirl:
And wat brings naijaboy onto this,yeah,and some tin must be definitely wrong,I haven't seen the perfect person yet,wen I see am gonna know,well and let's say am enjoying myself and the attention

babe u dey find d perfect abi. just Sidon dey read magazine e go cum find u u hear. Atleast b4 u reach 55yrs e go locate u. happy searching

DAVIYJONESS:
dumb

dumber

I just have 1 tin to tell u and thats















May d Good lord punish u and ur boyfriend for ruining my appertite

e clear say u don dey Bleep up for along time shwe just use d red visitor as excuse to post sense enter u via slap social network. I rest my case, simple.

Stevez32:
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Hahaha... See this guy!

no surprise say I know wetin dey ur mind we b guys.