₦airaland Forum

PrettyHausaGirl:
Do u feel this trend will 'sell' forever?

babe u fyn pass finest. chai seeing ur pix alone don stand my dada

Stevez32:
Pretty lady

If u wan toast her go another person post thank u

Harbosede02:
U need prayers

tanks but u can start for me.

Estharfabian:
LoL! "" Which wan kan be "sidi"??


Anyways...by 30...u shouldn't be on Any social media..You should be working your Butts off consistently....leave NL for The kids and Young adults nah...""

who told u that a worker can't be a Nairalander?? u just sound like broke ass babe dreaming of a rich nigga as a husband. but guess what" WAKE UP"

aaronson:
Sometimes its not about holding down a relationship but making it look real, that way hold it down. How does this work?

Since you financially stable, Get your choice out of them ladies and impregnate her then watch how dedicated you hold down the relationship. Sounds dumb but actually works.

Ur advice is a bit complicated but is worth a try.

Cre8:
Is not all about going for any kind of a person so far she is on skirt. You need to know and be disciplined in going for that singular kind of a person you desire.
And according to myles munroe 'there is no woman best for you, you create her'.

thanks a lot ur advice goes well with me

CaroLyner:
look up

to whr, dear b specific

Estharfabian:
Why Are 30yr Olds on Nairaland??




Anyways....maybe you're gay...""

that's if u cud still walk afterwards

Estharfabian:
Why Are 30yr Olds on Nairaland??




Anyways....maybe you're gay...""

come closer behind closed curtains then u can find out

CaroLyner:

this doesn't seem like an advice dear....

misspicy:

I dont read cartoons pls

I am 30years old, am good looking and have lots of qualities a lady would dream of in a guy and i've been willing to settle down. Am a good in wooing so having a girlfriend is not a serious ish.

I have wooed the beautiful and ugly, Good and Bad, brilliant and dull, slim and fat and they all agreed to b mine. they always show me care and loving and they never bother me financially they try to be the best.


I main problem is immediately they accept me the entire feeling I had before chasing them just dry up automatically. I tried in many of the relationship feel something but it all ends the same way. I end up breaking their hearts which is never intentional and they have all been good.


what baffles me the most is that I don't even lust after them at all I end most of the relationship without touching them. The few I slept with had to tongue-lash me before I slept with them.

pls Nairalanders I need your advice and if it comes with insults I will still welcome them. thanks.

Mekybliss:
Ok. So how e take concern us

good question op carry ur amebo go another blog

Estharfabian:
Uh...Abeg, who You be?

Ayaa so na so to talk truth dey confuse pple??

nana:
Why should i drop my phone,ehn?

If u no Wan drop ur numba den Sharap n go go no dey form mrs important wen dick dey for 1 corner dey Sama u already

bblacky:
090 419 :d

hahaha u r funny and got me laughing. well, my numba is 09030847480 I will like to chat with u

09030847480 looking for responsible ladies around warri or benin. whatsapp only.

MoOdYLaDy:
0805679336

babe ur numba no complete

wait first make I observe dis ur lie















how ur babe take know say e watery

when u Bleep finish u dey give her ur condom

even if she suck ur dick she no go know self


just talk true make d devil shame,




from my observation I discover say the truth of the matter be say your penis small. I REST MY CASE

Estharfabian:
Lol....that's gross...

Sharap, na una type take lick dick beta pass lolipop. no dey form nonsense for here or else I go text u my own make u suck and b busy.

PunkyVeer:
Ewww. Should it be like porridge?

na only porridge type u don dey receive since abi? girl u strong ooohhh, well done.

wiseoneking:
i sensed you are the person. Just be patient, some Nairalanders who has suffered and probably are now ok will soon land with their diversed confusing solution set. My advice, see your doctor. Hope you are married. NO SEX B4 MARRIAGE, NO SEX OUTSIDE MARRIAGE BUT GREAT BEAUTIFUL SEX WITHIN MARRIAGE

some Nairalanders no just get sense oooo. if e marry then na y e go tell u say e girlfriend leave am??..... Abeg dey think b4 u type......

op u rili did good cos some people actually live through their lives without even noticing that there are others who a well nourished meal not to talk of 3 square meals a day. this actually made me sober.

Mrs osibanjo: see as man husband look like small pikin inside agbada

Mrs Buhari: hahahaha, na true oooo. My husband dey wear khaftan everyday to hide e flat nyash.





I rest my case...........

Chestar5:
how did u know?

u should embrace ur country even though say na rubbish dem dey sing

op I dey look u with 1 eye but I just have to ask u, ARE U HIGH

Chestar5:
I dont listen to Nigerian music

Then u r definitely not from this planet.

Lucialovely:
Thank God you escaped that. Some lecturers don't even care if you are the deity of your land.

so u believe her abi.. u must really be in lahlah land.....

JAZES:
There was this particular lecturer in my department when I was still in school. We all knew him to be a womanizer. He liked all kinds of women, young, old, fat, thin, tall, and short. Every girl in the department tried as much as possible not to get noticed by him. That means doing your assignment with others and coming to his classes on time so you don’t have to beg him to enter his class.

One day, (I am sure it was because I didn’t pray that morning, it gave devil the opportunity to deal with me.) It started with waking up late for classes that day. When I realized that it was this lecturer’s class we had, I just decided that I would miss the class. Only for my friend to ping me that they were registering the man’s course. I quickly dressed up wore my deeper life gown, even white powder I didn’t rub that day and ran to class. By the time I got to the department, the man had already locked the door and took attendance. That was when I knew my village people swore for me that day.

I waited till he finished teaching and joined the other late comers to go to his office to beg him. Did I tell you that our lecturers each had their own office? Well furnished o! This particular lecturer even had extra seats and curtains. May be he normally held prayer sections in his office, who knows?

I had already finished planning the lie I will tell the man, how I was very sick and just came from the school medical center. Am sure God was just watching me and my plans. (I already started with not praying now am about lie).

We reached the man’s office and started begging him to please just let us register the course even if we will miss the attendance. The man acted like we were asking Buhari to legalize gay marriage. I made sure I was very invincible in the back of the crowd.

The next thing I heard was “hey you at the back on glasses, come here”

Shoo! I joined others to turn to see who he was talking to even though I knew that it was the wall I was turning to look at. One over-sabi girl just shouted my name “Chidinma, he is talking to you o” I just used my eyes to dissect the girl. I came closer and he gave me money and some paper to photocopy for him. In my mind I was hoping that he will allow me to register after going for the errands.

I ran better than Usain Bolt that day, did the photocopy and came back. As I was getting closer to his office I noticed that my classmates were no longer there. I became sacred. I quietly knocked on his door and he asked me to come in. as I stepped in he asked me to close the door. Ah! Close door ke? I just murmured the devil is a liar. I banged the door but made sure it wasn’t locked. I moved closer to him and gave him the documents.

He now asked me my name I quickly shouted the name my grandma gave me (I normally get angry when my siblings called me the name) “sir, my name is Erinma”

The next thing he asked me was “so who is eating this bush meat you carrying around?”

I quickly checked if I had mistakenly carried someone’s bush meat when I went to do photocopy only to see I was carrying only my bag.

“Sir, it’s just my hand bag am carrying o; there is no bush meat here”

“So you don’t know what I mean? You are trying to form for me abi?



“No o sir I honestly don’t know.”

Ok, then, who is enjoying this bush meat you are carrying in front of you. Which of the guys?

Oh! He was talking about breasties.

I suddenly became dumb. And started calling on my ancestors and God at the same time to give me the wisdom he gave Solomon in the bible so I can I get out of this situation.

“Sir nobody o”

“Hmm, so when will you give me to enjoy?”

In my mind I was calculating my fainting skills incase anything happened.

“Sir…. Sir” I suddenly became a stamarer.

I was seriously praying and promising God to even become a reverend sister if I can get out from here.

It was like God or my ancestors’ sef saw that I had suffered enough and decided to intervene.

He then asked me “where are you from”

“Enugu” I replied

“Where in Enugu?”

Sir, Ezeagu”

Ah! Ezeagu, I heard they do juju very well

I shouted “Yes sir o!, they are very good at it. In fact, both my paternal and maternal grandparents are well known native doctors in the village. Even my dad was also one but recently converted. See the lies jumping from my mouth like I was reciting National Anthem.

“Hmmm, serious?” he asked looking almost sacred

“Yes sir, you can ask around” I replied

He immediately brought out the registration booklet and told me to find my name and sign across it and leave his office

I quickly took the book, signed my name and ran away.

Since then the man doesn’t even answer my greeting and I made sure I escaped his wahala till I graduated.

By: chidinma igbokweuche

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STORY FOR THE GOD'S OOOHHH. After e don finish ur nyash u cum dey gives us rubbish stories to read abi?