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VampireeM:
Handsome Influential men of the propaganda party(APC).. I need their contacts

yes ooo n they will definitely take ur puss to beta places. I rest my case...........

na now wey ur puss don slack na u dey find advice abi??.... wait I dey come........

agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.

Guy u r heartless.

Who save who. U see pple wey dey tank God for the way e bless their pepper soup u dey talk rescue.

The main reason is because
















Gv me some time














let me ask google

ihatebuhari:
yes oga

no fear I go hit am gently

only boys wey dey reason with their dick na fit call this dressing hot. mtchewwww. endtime admiring

ihatebuhari:
lol

Or ur puss don dey fear say I fit tear am

signs of the end of the world but God abeg wait make I make dis millions wey naija politician dey talk of everyday like say na kobokobo.amin.

henrixx:
Endtime news about Endtime family on endtime magazine

Endtime poverty dey affect ur endtime tinking and e go kill u b4 endtime.

ihatebuhari:
yea

girl am still waiting for ur bbm na?? just staring at ur big nyash dey make my dick salivate oooo

NanaSparks:
Bring your plate na, so far as e no be made in China

girl e original pass nokia even if ur puss don deep like reservoir e go still occupy u. e long sote if e enta u from bottom corner e go torch ur tongue

hunger na bastard is all I could say. cos no rich man that is perfectly sane would ever risk his life for any politician.

Endtime parenting. I rest my case.

ihatebuhari:
yea

Am waiting for ur bbm so that we can chat beta.

ihatebuhari:
pm me

hv u seen it?

ihatebuhari:
hahahahahaha oya pm me, which city are u

just gv me ur bbm

ihatebuhari:
ur dicck not long enough

girl all d dick wey u dey carry no reach am. my dick dey raise bag of cement as gym every morning. 1ce e enta ur puss u go get 6packs

ihatebuhari:
lol
U wan die abi?

girl ur nyash set die but come make I pump am well for u

Anyss:
In real sense he is the baby here

by d tym conji kill am na e go turn man for ur eyes abi?

INTERMAN:
We have had cases of ghost caught on camera in different part of the world. Could this one also a ghost? Have you observe this in Kano burning? Take a look at it. It look like a lady or woman jumping out or burning in the fire

yeah iit looks like a kneeling naked woman.

babeface3:
He submitted his cv for a job he knew he was so qualified for. A reply came after 2 weeks informing him of an online 'writing'that would test some skills before interview. That the company normally fulfils that before interview. Test question that were so strange was sent on the scheduled day and he was given just 45 mins to submit answers.
He tried his hand and submitted answers to the little extent he could attempt. He got a response the next day informing him he did not make it to the next stage and thanking him for his interest in the company. To the email he replied thus: "thanks for the feedback but I would advise you keep my CV". This was with the mindset of annoyance over the whole thing.
Going through his email the next day, he couldn't believe what he saw: a reply from the same company:."can we have a chat at our office, no... On 2nd December, 2015, by 10am. Ask of James Olufemi of the HR"...
This invitation has thrown him into confusion.

na e cv dem wan forcefully return

Ladybluecash:
guys lik you are rare dear boy,,,, if u love her i bliv u can talk her into ds,,, ur future matters alot too dear boy

Y u no go praise am wey na e type una dey press button untop e head....

fayose4real:
Morning guys, there is this lady we have being dating over 4 yrs now, she is ok by me as we match each other perfectly, our relationship has being wonerfull, we live together through out our school days & even up till now, so i am the one providing food & taking care of her and truly i wasn't complaining as i do it with lot of joy because her mother died when she was ten years of age & her father is not financially buoyant, so because of the love i have for her i willingly and happily took up her responsibilities, due to the fact that i have my personal business which is bringing me money when i was in school, though she was the one paying her school fees her self then because she is not a lazy type that depends wholly on another.

her father could send some & she would add the rest from the petty she use to save. We both finished our ND programme in 2013 with upper credit in SLT, so we decided to cross to university through D.E, but unfortunately we were not offered admission to university, so i quickly returned to road construction as i am an excavator operator before gaining admission to ND. That was the 1st time we were separated by work since we started our relationship, my working place then was far so i used to send her money for her feeding every month. I knew for sure construction work is not reliable, & she will be starting her HND early 2015 so i decided to set up a viewing center business for her to be able to take care of her self and her HND school fees so that if the worst happened in my working place we will still be on a safer side & be secured.

I spent all my savings on setting up the business (over 270k) but couldn't complete it so i had to borrow (100k) from her to complete it. The reason for choosing that kind of business was to give her enough time to study as well as maintain the business at the same time, as matches are being played on weekends & any match that falls on midweek will be 7.45pm or 8.45pm, so i know it wont affect her studies. But unfortunately the business didn't excel due to the area, & fortunately for me again i got employed to the Nigeria Immigration then so i had to leave the construction work, & due to this fact we decided she try another DE because she loves medical line (nursing), & since i thought i was an immigration officer by then i agreed to sponsor her through it, 3 months of training no salary & i had spent all i had on that business which is not moving a bit, by that time i dont have anything like money again, to add more to my trouble we were suspended after 3 months of training till further directive, & dont forget that she is still on her HND, so i sold the viewing center at the rate of 150k & returned the 100k i borrowed from her 4 the business.

Fastforward to why am writting this epistle, when there is no sign from immigration that they will call us back, i decided to have a plan B if eventually they refuse to, so i told her that i will have to return to school for my BSc, hearing this from me this lady was so furious, she was so annoyed, she started saying all sort of things that she is 26 yrs of age now that how can i expect her to wait for another 4yrs before getting married, that God forbid bad thing in her life, that she can never wait that long for any man. I was so confused that i didnt even know what to say, i was now thinking that is this how life is, is this girl using me for her benefit or what, the same girl that wanted to abandon HND for 5 yrs nursing programme at university when i got employed, same girl is now claiming she cant wait for me if eventually i go back to school.

The 2nd day i got a call from the previous construction company that i should resume immediately so i rushed there to resume since i dont have any source of income at the moment. We later discussed the issue & she apologized for saying harsh things, & she is acting normal from the day of our discussion, but to my greatest surprise when i returned home on month ending break, this girl is now refusing my sexual advances towards her. Pls i need ur advice, what is happening to me?. Pls don't mind my grammatical error & my lengthy write up.

Guy i will leave the honor to u to use ur own mouth take call urself mumu. I rest my case....

Ndlistic:
PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI DEPARTS ABUJA TO ATTEND COMMONWEALTH HEADS OF GOVERNMENT MEETING(CHOGM) IN MALTA. NOV 26, 2015.

President Muhammadu Buhari on arrival with a chopper as he departed Abuja to participate in the 2015 Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting (CHOGM) in Malta.

Source :http://ndubuisiude..com/2015/11/president-muhammadu-buhari-departs.html

Op go to skool I willnt, Abeg since when them start to call private jet chopper?

Abeg na since when Governorship seat don turn hereditary....

osedvgirl:
waiting to read

I dedicate my dick to u. if u feel say u spoil gv me ur bbm contact or whatsapp make I spoil u d more with my giant 3rd leg. I rest my case.

All holes are d same but it's d way it whines when a dick is in it that makes d difference. so madam access urself. All holes are d same but it's d way it whines when a dick is in it that makes d difference. so madam access urself.

Was she actually raped?. From my own few real life observations I realized that ladies that underwent awful, rape or gang sex do not try to remember the experience but if compelled to then they show pains from the words used which are carefully selected. When recounting the experience they replace Bleep with sex, rape with forced sex and gang bleeping with gang rape or Bleep. pardon me, Am not saying the events never happened, but the from her tweets is as if she enjoyed every minute. Perhaps she an olosho. I REST MY CASE.

IamLucy:
sharap and go stand up for something more meaningful.

Girls with no dignity just can't hide!!!!!

IamLucy:
Nigerians are hypocrites.is it not other people's
faces y'all use for memes too? so cause its mr
ibu you're trippin

when u see what's wrong it's good to speak the truth or r u happy with her posts of near unclad or total unclad