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But wait till I win my re run first..............

Wike: Hello, madam peace there is fire on the mountain oooo
Madam peace: The number you are trying does not exist please check the number and dial again!!!!!!!!!

Drfinn:
Precisely, on 31st March, 2013 I asked my now ex to marry me. Not in some fancy restaurant, shopping mall or some heaven on earth theatrical setting. It was via a phone call. Surprisingly, we had never met in person! What madness!! Did she accept??

Love they say is like a butterfly, it perches wherever it wants. It's like a lion, it devours whoever that comes his way. How we fall in love at times is mysterious. We seldom have control in matters of the heart. This is how I felt the day I saw her picture carrying a child. Her little nephew. I love kids to a fault. In that split moment I told her how I wished it was our son she was carrying. That remark set aglow our hearts.

Initially, she doubted my sincerity. She had been hurt not once, twice but severally. Worse still she has a medical condition. A condition she erroneously thought will forever rob her of love. Hence her skepticism. Furthermore, my reputation with 'the ladies' on some social network we had met some years earlier was daunting. I had to prove my sincerity. I had to win her love.

As am typing this, my alarm just beeped! Its October 24th- the day I had slated for our introduction. Alas! It was never to be. Our love could not survive the divide. The 'hypocrisy' of the church has prevailed. I cannot believe am still hurting this bad. Maybe I was in a hurry to have ended it all. This is my story. Our story.

After the initial 'gragra' women exhibit we settled into a beautiful but distant relationship. She was based in Lagos, I in Port Harcourt. Days became weeks, and weeks months before our first physical encounter. I did first visit as a gent. We had wild fun!! Then came the moment of truth; a visit to her kit and kin to intimate them of my intention. Her brother-in law gave me his word. The only snag which was to destroy all we labored to build -the church! she is catholic, am protestant. She is Igbo am Ijaw.

True to his word, her brother-in law accompanied me to see her parents in her hometown- some community in Imo State. I was well received. Such a loving home. I made my intentions known with all seriousness. It's no child's play explaining while you consider a man's daughter worth more than other women to him. Thankfully, the son in-law gave me all the necessary support. However, convincing a retired teacher, a respected and unrepentant staunch catholic requires more than fancy words. I left that home with mixed feelings. Her father had plainly told me what mixed marriage entails. My wife and children will become 'properties of the catholic church'. It was non-negotiable.

I sought the advice of family members, and my pastor. All were of the opinion that her father's stance undermines my role as the head of our future family. Personally, I saw it as an 'indirect rule'. I enlisted one or two of her siblings, her mum inclusive to get her father to shift grounds. The old man wouldn't bulge. At my fiancee's suggestion I paid her uncle a scheduled visit. A Priest in some parish at Owerri. His stance was same as his elder brother's; convert to Catholicism or accept the terms of mixed marriage.

I was devastated. More so by my fiancee's shifting positions. Today she's all by my side, tomorrow she wants me to please her father. I saw it more as a character weakness than a woman drawn between love and the hands that fed her. Perhaps, it was a miscalculation on my part. She had her flaws. Mine was so glaring. But i found in her the woman of my dreams.

In the midst of this storm I had boldly gone ahead to fix today, October 24th my introduction day. I had called my Pastor to inform him, and a couple of family members. This decision was informed after my now ex had told me her siblings and other family members had prevailed on her father to soft pedal on his stance. He unbelievably agreed. So i thought. Until I made one more call!

The old man true to his principled nature remained unchanged. It was a blow too devastating to bear. I saw a relationship of over two years with countless sacrifices on both sides evaporate on the grounds of dogma. It hurts so bad to have met that special one only to realize you can not be with them for eternity. Should I have converted for love? That would have betrayed love itself. Love is without condition(s). Should I have settled for mixed marriage? Its unbearable! It's my responsible to provide both spiritual and physical nourishment for my future family.

So, it was only appropriate I let love go. If she finds her way back to me. I had be most fortunate not lucky. Fortune befriends the bold. A life of service to all humanity now beckons . It's a call I must answer. Who knows love maybe around the corner. Love knows no religious boundaries. Let's spread the glad tidings of ecumenism.

u r taking a stance and abiding to it bt yet u expect the ther to shift grounds abi?. continue to y your cry.........

delectablegyal:
I am just saying. Shout out to all the virgins out there. Even though the konji is strong, we are still holding on to our pride, we are not letting it go.

Because others are doing it does not make it right. Keeping your virginity is the right thing to do, forget what these non virgins say to you. No shaking.
#teamweddingnight.

From personal experience I realize that girls that acquiant themselves with such status in public u can actually walk thru without touching the walls. just saying!!!!!!!

Everyday the country is sinking further deep into a pool of shame. Imagine Alaimesigha given a hero's fairwell, Maj. hamza al-mustapha a known assasin to be acquitted and reinstated and celebrated as a National hero, asari dokubo a militant who was in jail in benin republic to be release because the Nigerian president lobbied for his released, a former minister caught in England for money laundry and many other countless cases.

1. On Tuesday this week during the screening of the ministerial nominees, an event occurred that left me with mouth wide opened in awe. Ministerial nominee Barr. Adebayo shittu was thoroughly scrutinized with series of question thrown at him for closed to an hour. He was asked a lot of reasonable, senseless and unnecessary questions but he took his time to answer them all. But when it got to the turn of Hon. Khadija Abba Ibrahim whose the wife to Senator Alhaji bukar Abba Ibrahim to the screened the senate president called on her husband Senator Alhaji Bukar Abba Ibrahim to question her which shouldn't have, Only for him to ask her how would she feel if she was asked to bow and go? How could that be a question in a screening exercise. After that he asked her to bow and go. My question is when has a single man in the national assembly has the authority to ask a ministerial nominee to bow and go in a plenary session that comprises of 108 seated senators? Does it means that a ministerial nominee that is related to a senator cannot be screened Or Is that what is written in our constitution
2.How can 84 senators pledge a vote to a senator in court over false declaration of assets How Nigerian Lawmakers be publicly embrassing fraud and corruption.

My personal conclusion is that Nigeria isn't matured enough for politics.

contactmorak:
Abi wetin na They are almost making love in these photos! Well it's her birthday. It's allowed!
http://www.splendormag.com/2015/10/photos-nse-ikpe-etim-and-her-husband.html

So birthday is an excuse to act stupidly and portray an attitude that will get tongues wagging abi. only fools will excuse for this senseless showcase of immorality.

StephanieEzeh:
So they know what it means when they want a hot chic You must prove yourself worthy.

only jobless ladies actually speak in such manner.

Bonapart:
thunder fire you enter that man coffee

Wat an hediot

No nah u don already dey inside na abi u get short memory again. oooh sorry I forget say u don die so REST IN PEACE

I should have been the first to post this same complain but I was so angry at the time so I decided to cool off before commenting. So if some1 is related to a lawmaker that automatically absorbs the person from being questioned. This entirely screening process is a complete mess. When Nobody is put on the edge I see absolutely no use for it.

Bonapart:
for?

Buy am first the reason go visit u later.

Bonapart:
He has wife and children nau.... kill them and get your market on track if you're so desperate

Mtcheeeeew

Na slap that man need

If e do as so na who go pay for d coffins.
humans are heartless when a brother tell u that kind thing u go sow a seed into his business and buy ur own personal coffin. SIMPLE

this ur question serious but the answer to the question dey with d person wey dey behind me just wait for am.

Na this type trend girls dey like. till next year dem go still dey comment.

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I take God beg u no b this kind advice I dey find.

debbydee:
You can import form either UK. USA or Turkey these are the ones i am sure of that can give you quality but i will suggest you buy from good wholesale shops in Lagos island first to test the waters to actually know if you are cut out for this business. The truth is with rate at which the naira is falling to the dollar its appropriate for you to know actually what you are going into.

Secondly, if you have someone in any of these countries that can help you out with shopping but traveling out at first for business is not advisable because at the end, your landing(total cost) might be high. Remember you wares have to be OK not too expensive than the market price in other for you to attract customers.

Thanks a million but please, where in lagos can I find a good wholesale shop to start with

Pesuzok:
Original designers?

on the average but good to the eyes kind of wears

I went thru ur post and I would like to know how u import them and the costs of importation. I will be glad to hear from you.

debbydee:
what sort of clothes do you intend selling

Male clothings.

LMAyedun:
Guy, u dull... your dullness no be here.
You did the right thing sha but u be mumu.

Modified:
Just kidding.. u did the very honest thing.. God will reward u greatly.

u r definitely ryt. A well displayed hot pussy dis guy dey dere dey form honesty. honesty ur fat nyash.

debbydee:
what type of clothes do you intend importing.
Secondly where is your location
Have you been in this business before now. Your answers will determine the next step.

I stay in delta, warri to b precise. This is my first time and I intend buying them new and unlike Thwe cotonou. I just need quality.

pls, I want to start importation of clothes but I don't know the country or the cost of transportation. pls nairalnders help me out with details. thanks.

na how person go take get ftc. even the my own post pple dey first me comment..sho na wa ooo

[quote author=testimonyobaoyin post=39128706]u must be joking, if dis is your best my friend u need to join my son in class chai see English [/quote N ur son must definitely be brilliant than u cos u lack the wisdon to realize that I was speaking in pidgin. Read well next time b4 commenting.

adaksbullet:
Mmmm....am lik whot ur frnd is did sha ....hapi marage live buh bus,ur frnd is supose to b fight on sambisa to brout back our gehs cos am look for wife on nijeria since ....ur frnd his nort supose to do weedin noun.......am nort put hand on is weeding


Op, telled ur frnd to brout back our gehs!!! Perod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Anoda puzy his enta voicemale

u Sabi read at all or na writing dey hard u. cos ur entire english don dey run my belle.

it's called "go down low" allowance.

N SO WHHHAAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!!. op the federal traffic agency warns that drinking and typing is dangerous to the public lives. pls, be warn!!!!!!!!!

with all this e still be 19 abi chai dere izzz God ooo. U dey lie without conscience. Well, am just 5yrs old sha.

1. U come out from the bathroom with a towel round your waist looking all wet then your friend ask; Guy u go bath?
Ans: Nooo, rain beat me inside toilet.
2. U dey cook?? Ans: I dey warm pot.
3. U r lying on your bed with eyes closed then your friend ask; Guy, u dey sleep?? Ans: Noo, I dey practice how to die u like join.
4. U don come from work? Ans: I still dey office na d toy wey I buy dey ansa u so.
5. Are u eating?? I dey practice how to feed ghost u like join me?
6. Your friend see u kissing a girl and later ask: guy na your babe be that?? Ansa: No, na ur babe We just dey practise how she go take dey kiss u.
7. a friend sees u in a supermarket then he/she asked: guy u come buy something ansa: Noo, I come barb hair.
8.U dey Wash?? ans: I just dey practice how to make foam..
9. this 1 wey u dress so u dey comot ans: Noo, I just wan dress go Sidon for toilet........
10. feel free to add urs..........…

JUSTbuchi:
No hating tho but seriously is this supposed to be "news"??

Oh.....almost forgot this is nairaland

u took d words straight out of my mouth............

1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2).

He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)


3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macauley (1872)


4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)


5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)


6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)


7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)


. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)


9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)


10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)


11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).

Gudnyt...............