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finish d puss n wen e don do u make u 2 tell her say she's not your type.

SSpeter:
pretty woman

God punish seun for not providing a way to chat with this beauties. if u r with me say ayyyeeeeeee

Love Machine:
I have celebate for 8years without sex and i no die.

Sharap u r a Damn virgin no dey lie comot 8yrs from ur age naa wetin remain?.... I rest my case......

Reiyvinn:
Sex is sweet. That sensation of getting an unrivaled outburst of hormones toward your urethral lacuna during an orgasm is priceless.

The intimacy that exists between two lovers during sex can really shut one's senses to reality and make two thinking humans become bred dogs all to earn that invaluable feeling that comes with it.

But,

have you examined the good and harm this practice has done to you?

Firstly, I am not a celibate. I have sex a lot and I'll only stop when I go 6 feet.

I also don't believe in "No sex till marriage" as much I don't believe in "No trial till purchase".

However, I'm emburdened to enlighten Ladies on what happens when they endulge in too much sex while unmarried.

1.) Sex and Love are no synonyms:

Hello? Trying to get into a guys heart through his penis is a sure misfire. Guys are sexual beings and can have sex with a hundred ladies without loving any. If he's loyal to you sexually then it means you taste pretty good, but be sure to remain that good cos any sign of unsavour, he'll begin exploring other means. (tho some are sincerely loyal sha, don't get me wrong)

2.) Success is not an STI/STD (no be Suck-Sex):

I don't know what you were thinking when you opened your legs to that business mogul, oil and gas worker or just an average money maker but just be sure that unless you are an olosho, trying to tap into their success through sex is absolute stupidity.

3.) We have NOTHING to lose:

You heard that right. Guys have nothing to lose. We can continue destroying ladies honeypots as long as that young soldier down there is active.

But you. Your body can get ruined by too much sex. No matter how much you 'maga' us, your body will spoil but we'll still keep making money.

Get it into your skull. You're like padlocks, we're like keys. We open more padlocks, we become master keys. More keys open your padlocks, you become useless.

Pregnancy, abortion, labour, pills bla bla bla are on you, not us, so be careful!

4.) We may marry non-virgins but we won't accept 'boreholes':

Even as we crush, smash and destroy. We know what we want. We may whip lots of oloshos and sugar mummies but when it's time to marry, we won't have a tunnel for a wife, never!

You are somebody's future wife, please play safe with your body.

Ekuse!

guy no let girls to cum dey stingy with the puss ooo cos I go hold u responsible

naijapips02:
GEJ's cluelessness is fast becoming raw wisdom when compared with BuBu's imbecility.

I never imagined that someone publicly displaying his stupidity could actually get 57likes that's to show how stupid the world is becoming

Wait u come nairaland for advise b4 u tiff e certificate no b ur head bring d solution, u come nairaland b4 u yarn d babe as for me the solution dey very simple carry ur cross or go watch naija films for the ansa. I rest my case

this 1 is better go and ask unimaid students they will tell u that they will givew anytin to have what u have. when a microbiologist in an exam hall will turn back n closest person to him/her is writing french or sociology...

that's the fake list, here's the real lists: 1. Dieziani Allison-madueke : $ 350b 2. Mama peace: $ 288b 3. Atiku :$ 250b 4. IBB : $244b 5. OBJ: $ 239b 6. Late general sani abacha: $200b


I rest my case

misstifi:
Yterday was my birthday, stil in celebration mood, Hapi birthday P-Square, luv u plenty
Special One

even as u announce ur birthday we no go still wish u happy birthday u b celeb?

Louislewis:
[size=16pt]You wen take panadol for anoda man headache becos of damaged brain cell of urs, na wetin? MUMU of the highest order![/size]

No elevate me na 2nd I b for the mumu ranking na u b first u dey dust me like Usain bolt

Louislewis:
[size=16pt]How you think sey, dem go see ur own birthday wish to dem too? Wasted effort from you too.[/size]

muturu u see me wish them happy birthday neh?. wasted sense

Louislewis:
[size=16pt]Unbelievable age anyway! If they were few years old as at 80's, why is it that must of their sound tracks have 80's beats element fused into their songs and rhythms? They should be in 10s as at 80s. However, I wish you guys "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". I love must of your sound tracks of your old albums, but, it seems the quality of your last album is falling below standard. Please, I advise, you people should be yourselves music wise instead of trying to degrade to Iyayan, favour, Divido, Kcee, Wizkid style. These sets of people are playing fine-tuned highlife and makosa and not POP or R&B as brainwashed and believed by the youths of nowadays.[/size]

Dis 1 wey u serious dey advise na who tell u say wetin u advice go reach psquare.wasted typing!!!!!!!!

vonn:
lol... I can't. fit to laugh
lol... I can't. fit to laugh

babe u 2 fyn jare. I Wonder y close up no use u for dere advert cos ur smile 2 bright jare.

vonn:
lol... I can't. fit to laugh
lol... I can't. fit to laugh

babe u 2 fyn jare. I Wonder y close up no use u for dere advert cos ur smile 2 bright jare.

bastien:
A good friend of mine will be spending another year at home because of federal university otuoke (fuotuoke). She scored 238 in jamb and 307 in pume yet they didn't consider her for admission, some one that scored 182 in jamb and 172 in pume was given admission on merit list..... Abi to score high na crime again?


Is there any way she can sue the school? Or any ministry responsible for such case?

She is dying, heart broken..... She needs your help guys.

Thanks

Is her O'levels complete if yes then she has a case but if not she shud go complete it

oganamaster:
Hello Peeps,

I have this problem That Needs urgent advice, I Have been having sex with a very Pretty married lady. It all started since 2010 and this has gone unnoticed For a very long while now, I Want to stop But don't know how to Stop. Pls responsible responses only.

Abeg naa we advice u b4 u start d knacking?... if u no know wetin to do then just cut ur dick na??.... I rest my case................

ladyF:

Don't expect this from a naija guy

mryoungdon:
Mumu dem bury the woman for heaven... No be hold casket them talk?

abeg read wetin u comment

justjackson:
Stupid hypocritical Nigerian.

u'r fada nyash

mryoungdon:
Heaven nah

cum na reading dey hard u abi na typing Hw dis ur comment take ansa d question

u dey sell casket ni. cum seun person dey do illegal advert n u go put am for frontpage?

Abeg make sumbody tell me how dis stupid news take make frontpage?

searching4loove:
THIS IS WHY MANY OF THESE SO CALLED YEYEBRITIES HAVE PLANE CRASH. INSTEAD OF THE MUMU TO FLY THE YEYE FLIGHT CODEDLY HE DEY PUBLICIZE AM LIKE SAY NA HIM PAPA INVENT PLANE. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN OVERHYPED TALENTLESS PEOPLE DO VIRTUALLY NOTHING TO EARN SO MUCH. THEY TEND TO RUB IT IN THE FACES OF THEIR GULIBBLE FANS. MONEY MISS ROAD

ayaaa, poverty na bad tin. Abeg my broda na Davido swear for u wey u dey vex like dis. As for ur entire life wey u neva pass whr airport dey no mean say u do dey vex like babe wey miss her period n she no fit remember who fire am last.

I rili don't know Whc 1 is more boring btw watching chelsea's games or Nigerian movies but 1 thing is for sure I sleep off in both instances

they look so much alike with just 1 obvious difference=bleaching cream. I rest my case

Wisdomkosi:
We all know what black Friday is and we all look forward to buying things at cheaper or low cost rate. Probably Konga or jumia will definitely slash the price of their products. Many people don't even know what to buy that day. The big question is, if they slash the price of their products on black Friday, what are you going buy?



https://wisdomkosiblog./2015/11/12/what-are-you-going-to-buy-on-black-friday/

What a big fool u r n publicly flaunting ur studity. black Friday is a day of remembrance to lost loved ones n u r her using it as joke.

palladin:
The man that didn't see his church was gonna collapse is make prediction of other events.. Healer heal yourself.

hahahaha, I believe naija film go soon act am with the tittle" the prophesy he missed" I love naija. always making fame for the wrong reasons. Abeg na who follow am argue say e no prophesy say dem go attack france wey only him dey argue and dey bring out back up??

ADENIKETINA2015:
BRB

na wetin carry u cum b4?

MzOnajin1:
am blushing. Thanks

hw abt we chatting on whatsapp?

MzOnajin1:
When you are reaping what u've sowed

for ur sake am rewady to be sincere u r so Damn hot. pls can we chat on whatsapp my number is 09030847480

omosassy:
[color=#000000][/color]buh BB can b a shrt nd stylish way to call baby nd baby boo....haabi buh BB can b a shrt nd stylish way to call baby nd baby boo....haabi

u'r beauty left me mouth wide open in awe. I wish dis place had chatting forum but here's my number 09030847480 pls whatsapp me let's chat. Am just wishfully hoping I see ur chat message

Blackfire:
Woman put poison inside husband food, taste it ,then serve the husband who died immediately.

An actor is shot in the leg, on getting to the hospital, his head is bandaged,nothing happened to the leg.

Someone was shot... He died but...No blood.

hahahahaaha, d 1 wey funny pass na when I watch say dem shoot person for head na d guy start to sing christian song for like 2mins b4 e die

buchilla:
Pls I wanna know d meaning of BB and BJ.Thanks

BB-black bayo, BJ-benjamin