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I love dis story it kept me reading with a lot of zeal not wanting to miss any info. At end I just had to ask " abeg na wetin b the name of the naija film".

I make frontpage

Atleast the road go beta during dry season. The award of the worst road in Nigeria is wukari in taraba to makurdi over 6km of complete rubbish bt I was so angry with the journey that I forgot to take pictures.

Abeg how dis ur story take change the price of tomatoes for market

y u go check e phone at all self. gals with dere oversabi. u no go ask ur friends for advice na u cum here dey waste my reading tym.

Owliver:
so you are trying to tell me that a Nigerian girl told you she's been trying to get your attention? or maybe you wanted to say an American girl. fa hear

abeg leave the mumu I just dey watch am like naija film.

na y u dey feel ur mumu self. d wristwatch wey dey the package different from the pix wey u post. whc 1 b original melisia even aba dey produce d original muturu like u. if u dey find who go praise u because 1 ashawo dey buy things for u u go look far b dat.

The day u realize that u r d mugu that's d day her stubbornness seizes. I rest my case.

dis guy must definitely b a taliban cos even if my family Doctor na confirm say d animal don die I still no go stay 500yards near am dis guy must definitely b a taliban cos even if my family Doctor na confirm say d animal don die I still no go stay 500yards near am

Am a modern day individual and I think it's babaric to hit a child and in this case it doesn't warrant it at all. Just simply give am shovel make e dig d soakaway simple. I rest my case.

faroukfahima:
Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari's ministerial list was read today by senate president Bukola Saraki.

Twenty-one names were on the list, each from a state of the federation. The following states however are yet to get a ministerial position.

It's enshrined in the constitution of Nigeria that a president must appoint at least one minister from each state of the country.

The states yet to get a ministerial appointment are:

1. Abia
2. Adamawa
3. Bauchi
4. Kogi
5. Borno
6. Cross River
7. Enugu
8. Imo
9. Jigawa
10. Osun
11. Ondo
12. Sokoto
13. Yobe
14. Zamfara
15. Bayelsa

Source: http://www.forumspotz.net/list-of-states-yet-to-get-a-ministerial-appointment/

Lalasticlala

Thanks for letting us know the things we already know. I hope u weren't expecting kudos for dis?

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

Can't believe am reading dis poo. If u don't have sumtin worthwhile to write then pls u can join d reading club without making a sound. I must had been drunk to click on dis goddamn poo.

warrior01:
Who wrote love letter? Yoruba man, right? Who can't do without an Igbo woman, Yoruba man. So what are you saying? Just check around, having an Igbo wife is a very big achievement to any Yoruba man that could make it. True or false? I know God is perfect but I think He made a mistake when he was creating Yoruba women; they are dirty and they look dirty too. Ask FFK for confirmation.

yes my guy u r absolutely ryt. Igbo women Sabi Bleep ehn that's y any guy wey see dem dey like marry dem so I no blame ffk na d Bleep na wipe e sense wey make am run leave e wife with 3children

warrior01:
Even TB Joshua married an Igbo woman. This shows you're on your own

Hahahahaha. then u hv discovered anoda possible kpata washer...

contactmorak:
Just got to love this man if you are a woman! In a piece titled 'Snow white' which is Precious' nickname, the former minister hips praises on the love of his life and tells how happy he is to have her in his life. Wedding bells definitely ringing soon.

Read Below:

From the hills of Ohafia and the valleys of Abriba comes you that makes me smile. From the forests of Umahia and the lush green fields of Nanka comes you that brings me joy. From the eastern shores of our nation where stars shine brightly and from whence comes men whose spirits cannot be broken comes you that gives me hope.

From the lineage of those who dare to believe and from the stock of those who soar like eagles comes you that creates new beginnings. God brought you my way and has given me a new lease of life. What a gift you are- not just to me but also to humanity.
Your star shall shine from generation to generation. Your strength and confidence shall speak for you all the days of your life. Your talents shall open every door that you seek to enter. Your beauty: every radiant and everlasting- shall shake the very foundations of humanity and move even the hardest of hearts. You are Snowhite and you shall remain as white as snow from beginning to end. Your sun shall never set and God's light, not darkness, shall follow you all the days of your life.
You are not just the Queen of Pageants but the Queen of the Ages. From generation to generation humanity shall testify of your kindness, your love and your good works. That is your destiny and that is your portion. Let not the storms of life ever cause you to give up or forget it. With you there is hope- you are Snowhite: the one that makes me smile and brings me joy.


http://www.splendormag.com/2015/10/aww-femi-fani-kayode-writes-lovely.html

Now I see the root to ur stupidity. From this well constructed piece I can only depict 1 thing "this Guy is a kpanta washer". Guy u beta go find the address of T.B joshua b4 e red.

vizkiz:
dear God, please I don't wanna be given a "baby daddy" title

Don't let Nifemi or yetunde get pregnant now. I wanna get maRried legally and be a proud husband/dad at the end of the day. In jesus name I pray (Amen)

aalangel:
In other words, you have two girlfriends.

vizkiz:
dear God, please I don't wanna be given a "baby daddy" title

Don't let Nifemi or yetunde get pregnant now. I wanna get maRried legally and be a proud husband/dad at the end of the day. In jesus name I pray (Amen)

ketekete:
AMEN!

IDIOT u think say God go ansa dis kind stupid prayers of urs. go tie ur penis or wear condom muturu like u.

ketekete:
AMEN!

IDIOT u think say God go ansa dis kind stupid prayers of urs. go tie ur penis or wear condom muturu like u.

marshalcarter:
If its dis ur 6ta inlaw dey wanna kick out...m strongly behind you....but from the story i dnt see who dey are kickin out..

Then u hv 2 go back 2 skool ur reading ability really needs upgrading.....

And after all dis while he says he is 19yrs. weldone korede breeze don blow ur nyash don open. :-XAnd after all dis while he says he is 19yrs. weldone korede breeze don blow ur nyash don open.

Does dis actually makes a story?. dear Nairaland op pls read thru every post b4 pasting it cos ryt now dis story makes me wanna puke..... :PDoes dis actually makes a story?. dear Nairaland op pls read thru every post b4 pasting it cos ryt now dis story makes me wanna puke.....

DeBret:
Go to Hell

u r already there.

DeBret:
Go to Hell

not now I will meet u there

DeBret:
Won't forget to add mine ..cos am also a celebrity

cum u bold go stand near person range rover take snap n u cum make mistake to show the plate numba, u r rili a learner.

boboLIL:
piglet

fingerlin

after all dis celebration u cum to check ur result u cum see spill how e go b... I jst dey think out loud oooo.....

I no know wetin una dey talk bt as far say una talk naira don dey improve then am happy.shikena.

This is the main reason y I hate Nigerian movies. them wan tell me say Nigeria no get 14,15 or even 16 yrs old gals wey fit act as school children?.... na only naija u go see 35 yrs old dey act as student, pregnant woman go dey act Sexy single and searching, aunty Tonto go dey act as virgin, bro hanks go dey act pastor, aunty patience gp dey act as nkem owoh mother and the 1 wey dey pain me pass na when they use mercy Johnson as house gal(abeg whc woman go let dat 1 happen). Abeg make una Sidon edit una movies cos ryt now e don dey run my belle.

I love this guy way cos na the easiest way to say boldly without words that " VISITORS ARE NOT WELCOMED". carry go jare u 2 much bt the federal road safety says abeg don't try coming down at night.

boboLIL:
Yes I hate buhari..... Cos any occasion we go together he demands to be snapped..... We snapped together yesterday even....

yes I hate boboLIL cos u dey always dream for hot afternoon pls wake up and correct this ur muturu imagination.

when she gives u 15 slaps in between the " I don dey warn u since say u 2 dey play". I love my mum cos she aims with eba beta than the arrow.

When she sends you on an errand and then tell the lady you've eyeing for a long time to accompany and when u return she be like " that girl is my classmate daughter, she is a good girl and this 1 ur eyes are doing woruworu u beta now try to do anytin otherwise with her ooooo". I love u mum bt really all life I hv been trying to know am still in 100level.