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Romance › Re: Ladies Beware: There Is A New Trend Of Sexual Charm ( Please Read ) by SWATMan: 3:47am On Jan 30, 2022
Rickmann:
There is OPINION and then FACTS..
Hate it or not bro, money rituals does exist.
You don't need to convince those who do not believe. A trial will convince them.
After all experience is the best teacher, but it's tuition is expensive.
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Where Can I Sell This Felled Tree In PH? by SWATMan: 3:29am On Jan 30, 2022
Bakery is your best bet. But I think it should be hewn.
Health › Re: Government Hospital Mistakenly Switches Babies Whose Parents Have Same Surname by SWATMan: 3:20am On Jan 30, 2022
Caracta:
The ideal practice is to never let anyone take your baby from your hospital room for whatever reason.

You can clean the baby in the mother's room! Anything that needs to be done can be taken care of in the mother's room or in the presence of another family member. Or better still, let everyone (mother and child) wear a barcode around their wrist that identifies them.
That's the stock in trade of some corrupt hospital staff who engage in baby exchange. Thank God it was detected on time.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Think The Idea Of A God Is False. by SWATMan: 3:14am On Jan 30, 2022
"It is easier for me to accept a world without God full of conflicts, than to accept that there is God in a world full of contradiction" Nietze
You are an atheist simple and no amount of lecture would convince you about His existence until you are opportuned to encounter Him. If His Glory which is evident around you rather than the brain dead children you mentioned is all that you could muster to prove your doubt, well you are on a long trip. Your write up instead of conveying the message you intended to, rather shows a man in conflict with his inward being. If you can tell me how to weigh a kilogram of fire then, I might help you in your confusion.
Christianity Etc › Re: Two Christians Convert To Islam In Enugu (photos) by SWATMan: 6:16pm On Jan 29, 2022
Osagyefo98:
Next

We keep hearing such flimsy excuses while hundreds keeps converting.

Mostly nsukka people are Muslims.
This is idiocy at it's peak. Doubt if you have been to Nsukka. Your mumuism is a reference point in nairaland. Those who have been there would laugh at your stupidity.
Politics › Re: Anambra 1st Son - Tinubu's Presidency Will Destroy The Igbo People In Lagos by SWATMan: 2:46pm On Jan 29, 2022
Bendeco02:
This guy is a moderator in this forum right?
Sure! I don't think nairaland has a standard in engaging moderator. Don't be surprise to see helinues as a mod on this forum someday.
Politics › Re: Anambra 1st Son - Tinubu's Presidency Will Destroy The Igbo People In Lagos by SWATMan: 2:43pm On Jan 29, 2022
shadeze:
Can you imagine this hypocrite who is one of the champions of tribal bashing coming here to feign disgust? You omenka!!! You're disgusted by tribal bashing when that is the very thing you are known for on nairaland. Hypocrites everywhere.
The best definition of hipocricy is "omenkalives" always running around Igbo thread like someone without sense of direction.
Romance › Re: A MUST READ!! Don’t Be Nice To Women – Do This Instead by SWATMan: 8:08am On Jan 29, 2022
Supers:
From supers.ng

Stop being nice to women, be kind instead. Women don’t like nice guys. It is in their nature, genetic and a global thing.

Be in charge. Women love it when their man is in charge just the way their father is/was. They like to be protected, reasons why good girls love bad boys.

Women love it when their man opposes some of their decisions. Don’t always agree to anything she say. For instance, your girlfriend with less than 500K in her bank account wanted to purchase a human hair of 250K and you disagreed, suggested something profitable instead. A good woman will forever be grateful and appreciate you for that. Only an N.F.A. (NO FUTURE AMBITION) kinda girl will hate you for this.

I’m not asking you to be wicked and authoritative. Like she want to go to School, NO! She want to setup a business or get a job to support the family, NO! Always against her personal growth and dreams…that’s witchcraft bro.

All I’m saying is, stop being nice to women, be kind instead. When you say ‘It’s Okay’ she should be calm immediately.

Be in charge even in bed. If she ride you small, tell he to step down, then place her on a tight corner of the bed, KNACK her well..afterwards, she’ll go to the kitchen and get you something to eat and sleep.

Unfortunately, you might not get or enjoy all these if you are a poor man. Naso life be. Sorry o.�

Good morning comrades.

Do You Find This Helpful?

Source;
https://supers.ng/a-must-read-dont-be-nice-to-women-do-this-instead/
A must read indeed. Everybody is now a teacher. How about those who's father are the reverse of the above postulation? Abeg make we hear word.
Politics › Re: Abdulsalami Abubakar: Abiola Died After Falling Ill by SWATMan: 5:14pm On Jan 23, 2022
Kk
NwaNimo1:
Contrary to the general belief by Nigerians and watchers of Nigeria politics all over the world, who had believed that the winner of the June 12 1993, Kashimawo Abiola was killed, Gen Abdulsalami Abubakar, a former Nigerian Head of State has countered.

The former Head of State, Gen Abdulsalami Abubakar has disclosed that late Moshood Kashimawo Abiola, winner of the June 12 1993 Presidential election in Nigeria, was not killed but died after falling ill.

While speaking during an interview with Trust TV, Abdulsalami disclosed that contrary to insinuations that Abiola took tea that was allegedly poisoned, before he passed on, he actually took ill and died

According to the former Head of State, “Well, I smile because there were lots of allegations here and there that we killed Abiola. As always when I am talking about late Abiola, I still thank God for directing me on things to do when he gave me the leadership of this country.”

“On the day Moshood Abiola passed away, may he rest in peace, two to three things make me always say I thank my God for the guidance he gave me. One was I received a delegation from America headed by Pickering who was then, I think, the Secretary of State or so. In his team I remember very well, was Susan Rice. I remember her very well because of the role she played later.”

“So after the normal courtesy and discussion we had, when they were leaving my office, Pickering said “Your Excellency we made a request to see Moshood Abiola but we were denied”, so I said “Why were you denied? who denied you?” There and then I made a decision, I said “Look, you will see Moshood definitely, I overruled whoever said you cannot see him”. So I now called my chief security officer, I said “Please make arrangement for this team to see Abiola,” that is one point.”

“Now during the incarceration of Moshood Abiola, except his personal doctor, to my knowledge, no member of his family saw him. So when I became head of state, based on consultation and interaction together with Ambassador Babagana Kingibe, I gave the family a date that they could come and see him.”

“So a day before he died, his family came to Abuja to see him. For one reason or the other, the whole family could not see him at the same time, so it was agreed that when this group of his family will see him today, tomorrow the next team will see him. So they saw him like yesterday, now this team from US came to see me and I said they could see him. Normally it was in the evenings the family go and see him. So because I had authorized the American team to see him, so the other part of the family were waiting to see him.”

“So, it was at this meeting when the American team was meeting Abiola he fell sick and suddenly the security officers called the medical team to come and attend to him, and when they saw the situation they said it was severe and they needed to take him to the medical centre. So it was the medical team plus the American team that took him to the medical centre, unfortunately at the medical centre he gave up.”

“Then my security chief called and said “I have bad news for you”, I asked what it was, he said “Abiola is dead”. I was shocked. He told me he was there with the American team, at that time I was staying in the barracks, I had not moved to the villa, so I said okay, let him take the American team to my house, I will meet them at the house; so I closed from the office, and went there.”

“The issue now was how do I break the news to Abiola’s family and how do we tell the world Abiola had passed on. I must be thankful to God and again to Ambassador Kingibe because we called on him and asked him to bring the family of Abiola. So when they came I broke the news, that unfortunately this is what has happened.”

“As you would expect, the family broke down and they started crying, I can’t remember which of the ladies, I held her, she was crying, sobbing, it was then Susan Rice, that is why I always remember her, said “Mr President that is not your job, let me do it”, so she now held this lady until she settled down and she calmed down a little bit.

Then we had to summon my second in command and other people and then strategized on how to break the news.”

“That is why I always say I thank my God for guiding me, if I hadn’t said the American team should go and meet Abiola certainly I don’t know how I would explain to the world that Abiola had died, and the American team will they believe me that we had not killed Abiola at that time when they were requesting to see him?” Gen Abdulsalami said.

https://independent.ng/abiola-was-not-killed-he-died-after-falling-ill-abdulsalami/

https://independent.ng/wp-content/uploads/General-Abdulsalami-Abubakar-rtd-727x430.png
Poppycock.
Story for the gods. Why was he even detained? What offence did he commit? 15 years after his death this is all you have to tell us?
Politics › Re: Dapo Abiodun: Ogun State Has Highest Number Of Yahoo Yahoo Boys by SWATMan: 2:28am On Jan 23, 2022
Hisbah21:
so now Yorubas pass Igbos yahoo yahoo boys
Why bring Igbos into this?
Properties › Re: Eight Kinds Of People You'll Find In A Face-me-i-face-you Apartment (memes) by SWATMan: 2:25am On Jan 23, 2022
Polynek:
What of the one they will always come to beg you 1 or 2 ingredients whenever they are cooking
Bros abeg give small salt
This also happens in flats.
Romance › Re: I'm Fed Up. My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Prostitute. by SWATMan: 2:03am On Jan 23, 2022
Rachel98:
I'm not cheating on him. I'm having been faithful. He knows me well.

I'm just fed up.
You shouldn't be. The only problem here is that you where carried away by his aura which rendered your inborn protective mechanism useless. You failed to define the relationship at the very beginning hence, the quagmire you have found yourself in. There is nothing you can do about it except to continue from where you stopped or quit the relationship. Everybody plays a fool in a particular relationship. This is yours so don't be fed up, but rather learn from your mistakes. Thanks.
Romance › Re: I'm Fed Up. My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Prostitute. by SWATMan: 1:50am On Jan 23, 2022
helinues:
Na when would this make Nollywood movies?

undecided
Are you this idle? You comment on virtually every post on nairaland.
Politics › Re: Igangan Eviction: Igboho Must Be Regretting His Actions By Now – Sarkin Fulani by SWATMan: 1:38am On Jan 23, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
"In an emotion laden voice, he said anytime he remembers the January 22, 2021 incident, he always bursts into tears even as he maintained his innocence over the incidents of kidnapping and killings in the community.

He said, “It is on record that only three Yoruba persons were kidnapped in Igangan since the problem started; others were Fulani.

“I lost my younger brother in the process. We lost several of my kinsmen. You cannot even count the number of cows that were rustled. It was a sad moment for me. I lost everything I laboured for all my life and life has been extremely hard since last year when Sunday Igboho stormed my settlement.”

Speaking on the earlier quit notice issued by Igboho prior to his eviction, Sarki explained that he did not handle the eviction notice with levity and he got assurance from the state government after the quit notice, but he was surprised that Igboho carried out his threat without anybody challenging him.

He said, “For those seven days, the state government sent 14 police officers to us and they were guiding us but the police officers were overpowered by Sunday Igboho’s men. This is why I don’t support the call for the release of Igboho."

Igboho is a PDP creation and the unleashing of political killer herdsmen they tagged as Fulani because of PMB was an evil political gameplan to throw the SW into turmoil ahead of 2023 and make SW turn its back on APC as the Ondo election was approaching. But God took control and they lost as usual. The PDP used and dumped Igboho, unfortunately the lost lives can't be recovered. Suddenly, after his arrest, no more killer herdsmen and suddenly no more hate messages against the Fulani on the social media shocked

I will urge this Sarkin to go to the human right commission and the courts. This is appalling and completely unacceptable.

All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria forever
This comment speaks volume of your person if you are truly Yoruba. Can't believe what I just read.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: I Am Done With PDP, I Can't Return by SWATMan: 5:46pm On Jan 22, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
Obasanjo said he has retired from partisan politics so won't return to PDP

Old age don finally humble Obasanjo, I wish him well in his retirement from active politics.

Tinubu should do the same too and retire from active politics because he is older than Obasanjo
Because he was never a founding member of PDP, the military only used the party to make him the president and destroy the party from within which he did efficiently. He ran the party like a military establishment thereby scuttling its internal democratic process. A clear case of use and dump.
Politics › Re: President Buhari's Convoy & Crowd In Kaduna (Photos) by SWATMan: 11:27pm On Jan 20, 2022
They have no sense of direction.
Politics › Re: IPOB Sit-At-Home: BBC Shares Pictures From South-East by SWATMan: 2:32pm On Jan 20, 2022
Hisbah21:
if they like,lock it for decades,who will suffer?
Your comment is devoid of economic wisdom. Nigeria is the ultimate loser. It's like an ulcer infested leg, the whole body feels the pain! Most northerners who supply products to the east for years would laugh at this comment same way easterners who export things to the north. When two elephants fight, the grass suffers, but when two brothers fight, strangers would share their inheritance.
Literature › Re: How To Analyze People On Sight By Elsie Benedict Pdf by SWATMan: 1:44pm On Jan 20, 2022
Emmaline:
https://i1.wp.com/earthlydiets.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/cover-orig-25948.jpg?w=220&ssl=1

The jaw is a good illustration of this alliance between the mind and the body. Its muscles and bones are so closely allied to the pugnacity instinct center in the brain that the slightest thought of combat causes the jaw muscles to stiffen. Let the thought of any actual physical encounter go through your mind and your jaw bone will automatically move upward and outward.

https://earthlydiets.com/how-to-analyze-people-on-sight-by-elsie-benedict-pdf/
You docs are fishy when been downloaded. I hope they are not malware? Take too long to download a 2mb file that shouldn't take 4sec.
Crime › Re: Two Dismissed Policemen Lead Robbery Gang, Arrested With N25million Goods by SWATMan: 3:42am On Jan 20, 2022
grin grin grin

Politicians bond to loot our commonwealth, criminals unite to rob us but we the citizens cannot come together to define our destiny, rather we will gather here in nairaland fighting and abusing ourselves.
Politics › Re: FG To Pay Nnamdi Kanu 1bn For Violation Of His Right,high Court Rules by SWATMan: 12:39pm On Jan 19, 2022
Gbagura:
Umuahia judgment must favor cownu before na or you want make dem decimate the judge's head? Na to trash am for Abuja like the GTBank vs innoson judgment. Power pass power jàre.
When Sunday Igboho won his own case against the government you never posted anything like 'power pass power', you forgot about Abuja being the seat of power.
Hipocrite.
Romance › Re: Help: I'm Love With One Of My Staff by SWATMan: 12:30pm On Jan 19, 2022
Vicktorhmustjap:
Hello everyone.

Please I sincerely need your help in terms of advice and counselling.

I am a young man in my mid thirty, has a beautiful wife and 2 kids. I have about 32 staff working for me. Just recently, December to be precise I started developing an emotional attachment to one of my staff. I told her I want her to join me to see a movie and she said she was travelling and she won't be around but January was fine. I knew she was avoiding the outing so I bought a ticket to the movies and sent it to her she never showed up and I didn't call her until work resumed on January 4th and I asked why she didn't come for the movies and she apologise that she was busy.

I told her we can go see the movies now since she initially wanted January, she said she can't that she doesn't want to be seen with a married man, and besides my wife is nice to her and also she doesn't want any girl with her husband when she eventually gets married so she won't want to be with anyone's husband that I belong to someone else.

I told her I don't want sex from her, all I want is from her is a squish relationship. she practically turned it down that she can't because she will be hurt in the end because belong to someone else.

Honestly, I felt hurt because I truly love her. I am more emotionally drawn to her even more than before. We spend considerable time chatting every day and on phones in the evening till night after the day's job. She is not so comfortable spending time in my office as she told me the day I was not in the office everyone kept asking after the boss from her and she felt embarrassed and asked them why can't call to know why I am not in the office.

she said we should please remind her the way it is, just chatting and phone calls and she can't afford to be seen around with a married man.

I really love her and I feel hurt as she is turning me down. I wish I can stop loving her, I really don't know how to stop loving her as I really wish not to hurt her.

Please I need the mature minds here to help give workable suggestions.

please Move to front page

lala
Your business and marriage are about to go down. End it now.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Told Me No Sex This Year by SWATMan: 7:20pm On Jan 18, 2022
Lordedifice1:
Good afternoon Family
What does it mean?
Was chatting with my gf this morning and I asked her to come meet at my house she said NO! That this year no sex that if i can't handle it i should forget about it. Although we had sex last year but this year she just said no.
Well i am not an addict to sex i just told her it's ok that it's been 2months when last we had sex that i can stay away from sex. But its odd anyways and she never discussed anything like this to me she just said it to me this morning.
What do i do guys, because i am thinking of avoiding any form of hug or kiss from her and also thinking of staying on my own.

Experts in the house
Your opinions please
Don't be deceived a woman only stays with you if she hasn't got a better alternative. Open your eyes, someone's already taken her from you.
Politics › Re: Sit-At-Home: Major Roads And Streets In Awka Deserted (Video) by SWATMan: 4:05pm On Jan 18, 2022
osuofia2:
SHOULD WE BE HAPPY OR WHAT? APPLAUDING PEOPLE WHO ARE GEOMETRICALLY KILLING THE LIVELY HOOD THEIR PEOPLE IS EVIL AND SHOULD BE CONDENMED
GTFOH.
Go stop the bokoharam, iswap, bandits and cattle rustlers that have destroyed your north before attacking sit-at-home adherents. Remove the log in your eyes to be able to see clearly the speck in igboland]
Politics › Re: Mike Ozekhome: Why I Am Defending Nnamdi Kanu by SWATMan: 3:11pm On Jan 18, 2022
yyba:
very easy to know ipob terrorist hehehe
It's very easy to know enemies of the Igbo race.
Politics › Re: Mike Ozekhome: Why I Am Defending Nnamdi Kanu by SWATMan: 2:01pm On Jan 18, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
"Right to self determination is guaranteed in Nigeria's constitution".
Hahaha.... Just one reason:To cash out. Shikena. It's not pro bono.
All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria forever
A SAN made a submission and a nonentity with half education challenges him in nairaland. Please return to BAT's threads where your experience is in high demand.
Politics › Re: Mike Ozekhome: Why I Am Defending Nnamdi Kanu by SWATMan: 1:57pm On Jan 18, 2022
yyba:
Mike you are known for defending criminals so no needs for any explanations
You are a criminal yourself.
Politics › Re: I Don't Want To See Nnamdi Kanu In These Clothes Again - Judge Tells DSS by SWATMan: 1:53pm On Jan 18, 2022
JAMO84:
I guess his foolish followers will start contributing their feeding allowance to buy him another Fendi
You are the most foolish nairalander that I have known. All your comments exudes foolishness and outright stupidity, you are nothing but a kettle calling the pot black.
Family › Re: . by SWATMan: 11:51am On Jan 18, 2022
Senomi:
There's this strange odour that hangs at a corner of my house every night close to my freezer, but in the morning it will be gone, I'm a very clean person I give my house thorough cleaning everyday n weekends especially. And this odour smells heavily like "ogiri" or something like that and I don't know what to do anymore, cos I'm even embarrassed of allowing anyone spend a night with me. Please what should I do? I've even cleaned inside and out of the freezer and even removed it from that corner, yet the smell still comes every night.....
@lalasticlacla
Since it smells like ogiri, putrefaction must be going on around there which means it could be a dead rat or gecko. It's noticeable at night because of poor cross ventilation. Check your compressor compartment carefully the mystery could be lurking there.
Crime › Re: Man, 41, Dies In Anambra Hotel, Organs Missing by SWATMan: 11:41am On Jan 18, 2022
headSmasher:
Those baby factory criminals, ritualists, drug traffickers, cannibals are hypocrites, in case of adedoyin despite Timothy's dead was attributed to trauma, no injury, no missing organs they call it ritualism but in this case where his throat was sliced and organs were missing, they call it murder abi naw manslaughter
Olodo
This news is a daily occurrence in Yorubaland.
Crime › Re: The Nigerian: Jimoh Obabu Who Killed And Ate Human Flesh For Sport In Liberia by SWATMan: 10:38am On Jan 18, 2022
Yoruba cannibal.
Politics › Re: Sit-at-home: Amechi Threatens To Quit Negotiation For Kanu’s Release by SWATMan: 10:06pm On Jan 17, 2022
Osagyefo98:
IPOB is a terrorist group, only an elder with terrorist mindset will be negotiating for the release of Nnamdi Kanu.


Those Ipobs and Nnamdi Kanu murdered have they gotten Justice?

You don't negotiate with terrorists rather you crush them.

All Ipobs and sympathisers deserves death.


Meanwhile....
I LOVE THE ABOVE.
Same way all bokoharam sympathizers deserves death too. What is good for the goose is good for the gander.

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