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Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Is Pregnant, Shares Baby Bump Pictures by swazydedon(m): 10:19pm On Jun 18, 2021
looks like a doll, why not also show her pussy?
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The First Person With 300m Followers On Instagram by swazydedon(m): 2:50pm On Jun 18, 2021
u deserve it bro!!!
Romance / Re: Bodybuilder Who Married Sex Doll Gets New Wife - Massive Chicken With Human Head by swazydedon(m): 11:07pm On Mar 17, 2021
a crazy boldhead. i spit on u & cursed d day u were born.
Romance / Re: ‘Is There Anything Wrong With Stealing A Good Man From An Ungrateful Woman?’ by swazydedon(m): 10:50pm On Mar 17, 2021
my dear nairalanders, pls pardon her, she wanted to use "taking" instead, she mistakingly use "stealing". there is nothing wrong with such action my dear.
Celebrities / Re: Obituary Of 4 Nollywood Stars That Will Be Buried In March And April (Photos) by swazydedon(m): 10:35pm On Mar 17, 2021
R.I.P. see u no more. what a world of vanity!
Properties / Re: Lekan Adegbite Decries High Price Of Cement In Nigeria Despite Local Production by swazydedon(m): 10:23pm On Mar 17, 2021
na all of una sabi, who go beta go beta.
Crime / Re: Residents Break Bottle On IKEDC Staff’s Head For Disconnecting Power (Graphic) by swazydedon(m): 9:52pm On Mar 17, 2021
God bless those bottles breakers, na kill they for even kill d ikedc staff sef, na wen they wan share bill dem they bring light. useless people!
Travel / Re: NIDCOM, Ministry Of Foreign Affairs, UN Evauate 118 Nigerians Stranded In Libya by swazydedon(m): 3:36pm On Mar 17, 2021
no be d country wen they run leave they still com 2 so, now they wan start 4rm square one again. why no stay focused in 9ja, one day e go beta, afterall, people still dey make am 4 9ja, instead of traveling abroad 2ru land. anyway, i say welcome back home brodas & sistas.
Romance / Re: Man Caught His Girlfriend With Another Man In An Eatery Then This Happens -video by swazydedon(m): 8:41pm On Feb 21, 2021
she got what she deserves because; what a woman sows, she reaps!
Crime / Re: 2-Year-Old Boy Starved By His Father And Stepmother In Warri Rescued (Photos) by swazydedon(m): 10:43pm On Jan 10, 2021
O' GOD save, guide, protect, & provide 4 d helpless innocent boy.
Politics / Re: 2021: Full Text Of Buhari’s New Year Message To Nigerians by swazydedon(m): 9:41am On Jan 01, 2021
president BUHARI is the worst thing that has ever happened to nigeria/nigerians. may almighty GOD save nigerians/nigeria 4rm d evil misfortune hands of buhari & arewa.
Politics / Re: 2021: Full Text Of Buhari’s New Year Message To Nigerians by swazydedon(m): 9:33am On Jan 01, 2021
may Almighty GOD expose the secret behind the perpetrated evil concerning d replacement of president buhari by a sudanese who claimed 2 be our president as perpetrated by d useless arewa people, people who derives pleasure in slaughtering those people who are not hausa/fulani. may GOD flush dis 2 in one tribe 4rm dis country 9ja. definition of BUHARI:Bringer of Ultra High & Aspired Rate of Irresposibility. arewa should be seperated 4rm nigeria 4 peace 2 reign.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest 15 Suspected Cultists And Robbers In Lagos (Photo) by swazydedon(m): 9:14pm On Dec 30, 2020
u sure say na true, abi police wan just use those ones shine, make we 4 say dem dey try?
Travel / Re: Driver Loses Control And Kills A Child In Anambra (Photos) by swazydedon(m): 8:55pm On Dec 30, 2020
R.I.P. boy, only GOD knows why, HE gives & HE take.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump's Administration Is "Irresponsible" - Joe Biden by swazydedon(m): 11:58am On Dec 30, 2020
trump & his administration are irresponsible. let jan. 20 come fast, so that, the madman who calls himself trump will handover govt. to biden. may biden be better than that foolish racist; trump. may GOD forbid trump. ameen!

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Celebrities / Re: Chigul Shows The Scars On Her Body (Photos) by swazydedon(m): 10:22pm On Dec 29, 2020
abi na kro-kro wen dey her nyash she dey show people.
Politics / Re: Leave Oshiomhole Out Of Your Predicament, Edo APC Replies Philip Shaibu by swazydedon(m): 10:07pm On Dec 29, 2020
careless talk! does oshiomole have certificate?
Politics / Re: Leave Oshiomhole Out Of Your Predicament, Edo APC Replies Philip Shaibu by swazydedon(m): 4:20pm On Dec 29, 2020
oshiomole has exausted all his power, because he over-used it, & now he is not dead but, he is forgotten. "shameless dwarf"!
Crime / Re: 'My Husband And I Traffick Girls To Italy For Prostitution’ by swazydedon(m): 3:56pm On Dec 29, 2020
e no go beta 4 d woman & her husband.
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: "My Husband, MC Fish Wears My Shoes For Me Since 2017" by swazydedon(m): 3:09pm On Dec 29, 2020
that's how it used to be when a foolish he-goat & a useless she-goat met.
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: "My Husband, MC Fish Wears My Shoes For Me Since 2017" by swazydedon(m): 2:56pm On Dec 29, 2020
she don use juju cook 4 d man chop, turn am 2 vegetable overnight, u no see d man don turn 2 mumu. if he like make e lick her ass-hole wit d shit wen dey am, na e know. FOOLISH GOAT!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Ada Jesus: How I Arrange Fake Miracles In Odumeje's Church by swazydedon(m): 2:40pm On Dec 22, 2020
odumeje own stil beta pass rev. king wen burn people for e church, & pastor chris wen be enemy of e own land of origin (e wen say e holy wel wel). odumeje fuckup wel wel sha, but mercy ada jesus no com talk how she take collect odumeje rod, because if u wan open secret, kuku open am finish make e 4 make sense, because 4 a man 2 giv a woman such secret, there must be roddy-roddy in d process.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Picks Up Golden Foot Award by swazydedon(m): 12:28am On Dec 22, 2020
bravo man, just keep it up, more awards are on the way.
Romance / Re: Man Dies In Ghana Guest House After Checking In With 25-Year-Old Side Chick by swazydedon(m): 12:16am On Dec 22, 2020
it's not new afterall, something must kill a man!
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2020 Thread by swazydedon(m): 11:22pm On Dec 08, 2020
real men dont advertise, because advertisement is for those in business, that means; the man i see smiling in white suit means business (business without expenses). i pity my people because they 've heads but cannot think, just like they 've eyes but cannot see. bags full of congregation's money will be stacked away from 8th to 13th as end of the year settlement in favour of the pastor. congratulation my dear pastor! the year don finally pay again as usual, because they no get sense for head at all, as no be you pay their transport to come meet you for where you dey.

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Religion / Re: Shiloh 2020: See Things To Bring Along by swazydedon(m): 6:29pm On Dec 08, 2020
d best prayer is d one u offer by urself instead u go about looking 4 break-through & deliverance, & thereby looking 4 pastor & d other. u, what ve done urself? u ve been attending shiloh 4 over 4-yrs now & u re still looking 4 d right partner. & after shiloh what happens again as d pastor takes all d funds home, u go with what? nothing! because u re without faith 2 know dat even d pastor is not closer 2 GOD dan u, & dat is y u re more faithful 2 pastors dan GOD. remember also dat pastors take but dey do not giv, while u giv & do not take. d son will inherit d church after his father & ur children will still continue 2 worship dem (pastor takes all d funds, others take all d fun). u as an offering payer can pastor giv u his daughter 4 marriage or his son marries 4rm among u? i pity u people!
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2020: See Things To Bring Along by swazydedon(m): 3:59pm On Dec 08, 2020
shiloh abi? shiloh my foot, big name wey dey kill dog! make i wise some of una up small, una wey no get sense 4 head: money 4 offering no dey d list & na dat one b d pastor target 2 buy private-jet, carry e pikin go school 4 abroad, do belly surgery/body massage 4 e & e wife &, buy a new car in d year 2021. what of u? u & ur own still dey where una dey 4 9ja (d rich gets richer & d poor gets poorer). i pity people wey get heads without brains inside. pastor don plan wetin e wan do with d offering money. what of u, wetin b ur plan? to go see pastor's blazing suit & then use d opportunity take sample/advertise urselves. d way una dey take care of pastors una no dey take care of unaself/family like dat. women respect pastor pass their husband today, women go leave their husband go do night-vigil & na so dem go take vigil everything vigilable & some men dey go self just 2 help dem vigil all d vigilables. no one fools GOD!
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts 12.05 Kilograms Cocaine At Abuja Airport by swazydedon(m): 5:52pm On Nov 19, 2020
dem catch am wit coke abi? i fit beliv say d guy na innocent as e talk, tink am like dis; if na e get am e 4 settle NDLEA dem, & dey 4 collect put 4 pocket & dem go cover 4 am, dey go even shake am join 4 a biz wel done because no be today nyash dey back, we know dem. na because e no settle dem. i pray make GOD help am overcome dis trouble. amen!
Crime / Re: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Burial (Photos, Video) by swazydedon(m): 4:51pm On Nov 14, 2020
R.I.P. forever!
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome: It's Not Trump That They Hate, It's You, The Christians by swazydedon(m): 5:56pm On Nov 08, 2020
pst. chris is a butterfly calling himself a bird, he is an esan man that has totally forgotten his esan home in edo state, instead he prefers being a foreigner. can a true christian be an enemy to his home? so if chris is that concerned about being a religion fanatic president he should wait for the next 4 years to contest with biden so that he can have the chance to kill the non-christians if he wins or he shuts up his mouth.
Celebrities / Re: Fan Proposes To Kate Henshaw On Twitter (photo) by swazydedon(m): 6:15pm On Oct 07, 2020
make una no mind mommy k.h., she dey happy wel wel na, in fact, she be d happiest mamma 4 d world na. mommy abeg body no be wood, see i kneel down dey beg u, because engine need oil 2 turn wel wel. abeg no shame put, i know say u no go Bleep up. but no let genevieve know about d proposer tin ooo!
Celebrities / Re: Fan Proposes To Kate Henshaw On Twitter (photo) by swazydedon(m): 5:50pm On Oct 07, 2020
so, what! are her legs 2 old to spread? dis is an opportunity dat comes once in a lifetime, so, pls friends advice k.h. to pls grab dis lifetime opportunity wit both hands, because whether she likes it or not, she is now (s.m.) sugar mommy. na advice, no be quarrel ooo.

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