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sashaa:
Adaeze attended the same secondary school with me. She can't be more than 26years old

So you are saying attending secondary school with someone, makes that person not more than a certain age? What does her going to school with you, have to do with her age?

Holywizard:
op are u nt ashamed of urself?

Teenagers everywhere...u re as dry as de sperm of a mosquito

*dies*

Been a while I read a series of comments so funny, makes me feel nostalgic.

I really miss the old NL.


This OP reminds me of sweetmelon abi na sweetlemon.

ilevic:
Dont call me your friend, my friend!!! Are u saying God does not exist because u can't see him? Hmmm. Don't tell me u don't have a brain cos u can not see it. Or tell me u dont have ancestors because u didn't see them. But you believe believe that there is electromagnetic wave and radio wave that helps u to make calls tho u cant see them. Me I know God exists and av felt him in diverse ways. Wake up from ur slumber madam. Don't want to derail d thread lest we get banned. Will send u a pm so we can continue the discussion outside here that's if...

Detection of sarcasm is not your strong suit.

There's a section for that here, no need for pms.

Very funny.


I'm sure many people in a certain group can relate.


Nice one.

cruzita:
wow!!! her mama is light skinned .when I finally become successful,I and my mum will cover the face of a popular magazine.so help me God

I hope the magazine will be more popular than this one though.


They look really beautiful, even though I don't know what they have achieved sha.

ilevic:
No wonder, I can see ur comments here are so out of tune... Hmmm. You comments just made me acknowledge God the more... He said in Romans 1:28 that " And according as they did not think good to have God in their knowledge, God gave them up to a reprobate mind to practice unseemly things" like checking their wife's punny in public.


You have regards for the woman who kept you in her womb for 9month both u don't believe in the one who put u there...

you situation is pitiable.

Hahaha, typical.

My mother I saw, know and interacted with, now tell what god looks like.

My friend go and sleep.

Acidosis:
Lol, I hear o, but it's a crime o, haba, how can you pull off an inner wear and throw at grown up men?

The piece doesn't go past her thigh, just a little above the knee, so technically it's not what you think.

Plus even if it were, don't some of you men sniff underwears? Take it off with your teeth? What's the noise about?

ilevic:
Are u being deluded or u are just being perverse? Who is talking about mouth here? just answer my que. Did ur dad check ur mum's punny on their wedding day? Or will be proud to tell ur children that ur husby checked ur punny on ur wedding day? The more u try to defend this ungoldy act, the more disgusting and nauseating u are.
Oh God of creation... help our youth the truth to know

Dude don't bother yourself, at this level, you'll never get it.

I don't believe in God so can't say what an ungodly act is, since anything can be godly depending on different things.

KingEbukasBlog:
Sir , these kind of stories are cooked up by , as you have well described , militant atheists . There was another hoax about a girl who had virgin birth and a priest who died and went to heaven only to find out that God was female .

" when he suddenly went into a trance and started to speak in tongues ... ... Ndiwane immediately came to his senses when he saw the predators. "

Do you see the conspicuous attempt to mock God ?

My friend sharrap. Like you don't know religion makes one delusional.

Acidosis:
That typical Nigerian that feels any man doesn't subscribe to the dirty western culture is either broke or unexposed.

My friend take a joke gracefully and don't be so tightly wound.

No one says you must subscribe but why make it seem like a crime for people who do? See how you just said you'd slap the person.

My kind of woman.

Acidosis:
The madness has to stop in this country.


Whoever throws that thing at me would definitely get a slap.

I came to celebrate you, not to sniff some stinky sweaty lingerie

Lol, I'd love to be at such a scene.

Them go just sue your broke a$$.

MrsPhyno:
Haba. That is also not my culture, and its completely fine. I'm just saying I won't do it.

Personal preference Madam

Just checking.

You know most people are hypocritical about things like this.

ilevic:
Yea I am new here, Sowie I can see u've been here since the days of mother Eve. I can't believe somebody is trying to make me catch on on things that will never happen in a sane environment. "wedding tradition"? Is it African wedding tradition or foreign for a man to check his wife's punny on wedding day? #winks# tell me did u read it in history that your Dad check ur mum's punny on their wedding day to add colour to the event? And will you be proud to tell you children their dad check ur punny on your wedding day? Can't believe some peoples brains are this charred.
Why are u holding on tenaciously to this word "dense"? Pls search for another word in your dictionary cos that's becoming boring.
BTW how sweet is ur sweetcocoa?

Hahaha, nigga you are dense, deal with it. Like someone gives a shit what you find boring.

White wedding is African tradition abi? To s think up till now, you don't know the man's mouth isn't going anywhere the woman's punny.

Dude you are a disgrace.

MrsPhyno:
Expurgate? Sorry, please; translation.... I know about the garter, but I'm not British or European or whatever; and thats not my culture. So once again, there's no way I'm allowing that at my wedding. And you dont give a girl a blõwjob, you give "head".

Thank you for apologizing

And the white wedding is your culture? Nigga please!

kay29000:
Wait let me Google that word...I am back. Nope, I don't think I am cynical, but I hate conforming to the norm. Why should I do stuff like everyone else does it cos it is "tradition?" Hmm! Maybe this is why I am still single. Lol!

You shouldn't have to, if you don't want to. Now, that's different, you just have to find someone who wants mostly same things as you.


I didn't see the couple complaining, why should you?

ilevic:
Sweetcocoa, Hw sweet is this your cocoa sef? Honestly why did u take this so personal? Anyway I just spoke my mind if u like sit on ur husby head, ko kan aye. but to remind me that head came from punny has no relevance with the thread. Just the same way u telling me abt my mum and wife.
I only made a point, the fact that a man's head came out from a punny does not mean he shud put his head there in public. BTW what is d essence of doing this on wedding day?
Anyway, thanks for the new word "misogynistic someone" but next time just say "u misogynist" that "someone" makes it sound like pidgin.

I'm not surprised you still don't catch on, you don't see the relevance of the analogy because you are dense, as previously said. The essence is that it is a wedding tradition which adds colour to the event.

Lol @ telling me how to phrase my words.

You have to be new here, to say that to me.

kay29000:
I know the world will see it, but I go to weddings a lot and I see how the MC's are always trying to make the couple kiss for 10 minutes, or do other romantic stuff on stage... what do you think all that is for? That is what I say I hate. I see marriages breaking up everyday, and it makes me even hate stuff like that the more. A wedding is just for one day but some people try to make it sum up how their life was and will be.

That is not to show the world they love each other, it is just to add colour/fun to the ceremony.

Is deciding to get married not the primary way to show you love each other? I know some people get married for other reasons than love, but still..

Are you cynical?

This kinds of news seems to be on the rise everyday, thieves too much for ph sef, ah! All those touts forming community boys, mschew.


Ife ha na ewe'm eh, tufia!

kay29000:
You have a dirty mind. Did I in any way say or insinuate that he was giving her head? What I was trying to say is that I hate over sabi MC's that make bride and groom do awkward things to prove to the audience that they love themselves. If I love someone, I don't need to show the world I love her, I only have to show her that I love her.

You wouldn't have said that if you knew it is a wedding tradition, just like throwing of the bouquet, how does that prove he loves his wife or not, if he is going to throw the garter to the groomsmen?

And btw, if you love someone, you don't have to show the world you love her, the world will see it.

I hope he isn't owing them though?

But leave am o, Government schools teachers can sabi absent from school sha, I remember envying some people I know who went to government schools back then.



We keep blaming the government for everything when we are not so better ourselves, sad.

ilevic:
Can't fathom any sense from this. what does this line "A woman carried and laboured to birth you after 9 months and this is how little you think of her, I pity the unfortunate woman desperate enough to date you, let alone marry you." have to do with a man putting his head in a lady's punny in public? Did u really follow the thread at all? Why not pity d man u want to put his head under ur punny all his life?


BTW This thread is for adults pls go and read fornur jamb tmrw.

How can you see any sense in it when you are obviously very dense? What is wrong with a man putting his head under his wife's leg the way the guy is in the picture? Don't you feel silly for not being able to tell it couldn't have been MouthAction?

Someone told you, you came from a punny and the best you can do, is make an analogy of poo/ the person wanting to go back to the punny he came from, and somehow you think that's okay?

You should bow your head in shame if you have written jamb and still reason this way, you misogynistic someone.

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Dekatron:
SonOfLucifer, the weed they sell in S.A na original oo. . . Lol





Sweetcocoa, na wa o

I need to have his dealer's contact info.

Really? Adaeze is 25. I need to wip out a football age immediately.




She looks beautiful btw.

ilevic:
Hmmm. so d shit that came out of ur anus didn't enter ur mouth at one point in time? And nw that it's out of ur anus, u don't mind of it goes back in there

Guy don't tell me u want ur head to go back into dat punny.

I'm sorry but you sound really stupid, so you are comparing your mum's reproductive organ to poo and even kinda sexualize it? A woman carried and laboured to birth you after 9 months and this is how little you think of her, I pity the unfortunate woman desperate enough to date you, let alone marry you.

kay29000:
It is because of stuff like this that I won't use any over sabi MC at my wedding. It is probably the MC that asked him to do this.

My god! How can you possibly think he's giving her head with her legs like that? See how you blame the MC, just like the devil is blamed for every crime in Africa.

Smh.

Rotflmao

I won't laugh alone o, where are my guys? Make una come see real life Samson.

Our God is indeed mighty.

Johnydon22, Dekatron, Hahn, SonOfLucifer, etc etc

MadCow1:
Just goes to show you the lunatics you chat with daily on Nairaland..

As in eh, and to think the lady's thighs are closed.

It's not funny walai, the level of ignorance/silliness is alarming.

Na wa o, the comments on here make me shiver.

He is pulling her garter for Mohammed's sakes.


Make ignorance no kill some people o.

OP you are the one holding yourself and that's totally understandable, you just lost someone dear to you, it is only natural that you think about her a lot at a time like this.

She definitely didn't appear to you physically, daydreaming best explains that, now if you dream about her every night, it is because you think about her.

Don't give into fear of spirits or whatever as that's just bull, hold on to your memories of her and know that were she here, she'd want you to be happy and move on with your life.

I sympathise with you as I can imagine how you feel.

It gets better.

omenka:
That is why I miss Paul Play so badly. Guy's got class and his songs always soothe my heart. Same goes to Dare Art Alade and Asa. Banky used to impress me but it appears he eventually joined the band wagon. Dunkan Mighty sometimes makes sense.

These days, I'm kinda feeling that Brymo dude- so damn original.

The latest Tu Baba's joint ft Phyno (Coded Tinz) isn't bad as well. Its got all that "real TuFace" juice in it.

Someday, our music industry will start getting it right, but as it stands now, junk is what we mostly get.

Wow! We share similar taste in Nigerian music and I actually agree/ feel the same way about all you said, though I'm yet to listen to the TuFace/Phyno collabo, I'm kinda not liking Phyno that much these days, he's becoming too disrespectful to women


I hope that day comes.

flokii:
Madam sweetcocoa.. If it's fuel you want.. You can come and take

Leave our bubu alone.. If he no smile.. Una go call am tyrant

Nawa for una o

Did you read me say I have a problem with him smiling? It is the picture taking that I'm talking about, What exactly is the picture for? Things are going haywire and he's busy having a photo shoot, mschewww.