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2sexy: haahhaha... i dey laff, If you knew me, or anything that had to do with my birth, even satan dey take cover! go ask people who has tried in the past but failed... not trying to exaggerate lady just because this is an online forum. if you knew anything about me or my birth, d skeleton inside ur body go run... I swear. You wan go metaphysical? do you? do you want dare it?

No I'm not doing anything to you. I don't know you so can't do anything to you. I have only left you to the ansectors you so shamelessly disregarded because you wanted to entertain your zoombies with your "advice".
That's all!
Bye!

rekeson: Since bedguy cannot afford a bed, I advise u 2 take him 2 ur own bed and screw him so that we can move 2 d next episode (HOW 2 SATISFY BEDGUY). Oya bring it on

As for you too. I will also leave you to your ansectors which you so disregarded just because you wanted to give advice on something that concerns you so much that it guarantees your next meal.
Pls don't be surprised if strange things start happening to you.
And to anyone else wants to dare the power of what I have said here, I have the same to say to you. Since advicing sweetlemon guarantees your next meal, go ahead.
This is the last I will say to you.
He who has ears let him hear.

2sexy: see u ? just see you? see ur life. the worst part is that you have no iota of shame... no shame at all.

Sorry to say, you CANT make a good wife no matter how much u try. You only end trying to force everything.

The truth is that you grew up not taking notes of things that goes on in your environment and the world at large. you never see anything.

In all my life, I have never seen any lady as, a Lagos babe for that matter, that is a dumb as you.

perplexing over a relationship that you dont know whether you are his girlfriend or not.

No resistance. Come here ,you come. Go there , you go. The last part will be, open your legs, you will open.

Forget all the he respect body crap. ARE YOU HIS GIRLFRIEND? NO!

Did he woo you ? NO

How long did he chase you? 0 days

You started by FLIRTING and that is the summary of this whole shiit you put up here.

Go drink bed man SPER.M jor. Oshi!

You didn't answer my question. But let me settle for what's in your last post.
Ok. So you are so concerned about the fact that the guy did not woo me long enough? Or is it the fact that I am not his official girlfriend?
You must be so concerned that you have little or no regards for your dead fore fathers. And I wonder why that is. Perhaps you were adopted and you know little or nothing about your lineage?
Oh well, I guess I will just leave you to their wrath instead. They will know how best to deal with you.
Afterall I don't know you from jack and I don't wish to.
Pls don't be surprised when strange things start happening to you.

2sexy: Abeg go park for canal jor wetin sef... your won too much. haba... who are u and what have u got that the world can not live in peace? what is so special about you? u smoke bed man sper.m? wetin jajajajjajajaja every where like a nak.ed mad woman.

Oh I see! You are trying me right?
Are you a student or a graduate?

lalaosky: one word?..what about two words?..oya here is it, BED GUY...oya start rapping

Just use it to advice me again then watch and see

I dare any other busy body to come back here and say one more word, just one more word of "advice" to me again and that person will explain to me how his or her "advice" will make him or her sleep better at night. You will also explain to me how it will resurrect your dead ancestors. Or how it will make you graduate with 1st class and how it will make Dangote make you his personal accountant.
Waka sege bansta!
Enough is enough!
Come here and talk again if you want to see real bullying.
Isi ewu! Anofia!
Agbaya oshi!

lalaosky: please feel free to borrow more ässes if that the time should ever come so that you won't loose your äss while laughing me.unlike you, if that time should ever come, i'll admit my wrongs and move on with life.NL is not what defines me.

You opened a thread on NL and expect every advice to be sweet and rosy?..like seriously?...anyway, i'll be here on the season 4 and when i see a comment that will make me laugh, i won't hesistate to laugh.

And oh, i'm not nice...i'm a pretender..the greatest one at that.hope that puts a smile on your face

Olodo rabata!
So when you ask somebody for advice you just swallow everything the person says without testing it 1st abi? Olodo ni e gan!
Tell me how forcing me to take your advice will better your life? How will it make graduate with a 1st class in school? How will it make you concerntate better during lectures? Why are you so obsessed with the idea of me taking your advice.
Werepe! Didn't you see others giving different advice from you and your gang? So why talk as if everybody here saying the samething? Anumudu! Oranguuchi wemba chan!
Not everybody was nice. Some people insulted me and left. They didn't come back to rub insult upon insult and force their own version down my throat. They just spoke once and left. But you and your gang kept on bashing deliberately. Bullying me with every tactic known to you. Why?
How would it benefit you in anyway?
Elereweu I'l eherenmew gu andhugurem ga niteee elembu!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Input: See this okpo o.I noticed your beef from the beginning of the thread against her.

Just maintain your corner this night.

Thank you very much!

lalaosky: i'm a pretender.i agree.in short i'm the greastest pretender that ever existed.at least i admit things when i'm not even wrong in the first place.

On your first thread about your bed guy, i gave you my own piece of advice which is "be yourself".i stopped giving you advice in the subsequent "bed guy" series cos i knew you're only seeking attention.

I don't deny that i've been having a swell time on this thread cos the advices are funny and i'll still laugh again when i see a funny one.even the guests and the posters are having their fun too so why single me out?.

And like i said earlier, i aint beefing you.if you've got evidence of me beefing you personally( which i know you don't but will dodge as usual cos you can't twist that one), post it on here and I WILL APOLOGIZE.shikena.

Say me well to your bed guy

Same way I will laugh my a.s.s out when your turn comes. If you are really as nice as you make people believe you will definitely not support the choice of words people used here. NEVER. talkless of laughing over them. Highest, you would have just kept mum instead of laughing and cheering them on. Your own time will soon come and believe me baby, it will be VERY soon so you berra make more friends here and continue being "nice" to them so that your friends can come to your defence when it happens cos hon, you will be needing them badly

Rudewaterz: Sweetlemon nah! Haba, you're killing me softly.

See this guy o!
Tuesday na weekend for ya village? Abi you no check the date I opened this thread?

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Sweetlemon, i just bought a bed for you and your bed guy. Will you stop bringing the bed stories and tell us that you're happily married [/color]

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Lol!
It sure looks comfortable!
Thanks dear I so appreciate

lalaosky: *spits*

One day people will get to see you for the pretender that you are and your own will be 100000000 times worse than mine and I will be there cheering them on like you did to me here.
It will come to pass soon. Just wait and see

Input: I think in as much as the poster made some mistake you people should not just nail her to the cross like that.I always know NLders to be bunch of pretenders.

Please mod I think you should remove this thread.

Op don't let NL posts way you dowm

I got some good advice here so don't worry it wasn't all wasted.
You are right, the average NLer is jealous and bitter and does not like seeing happy stories.
They prefer sad stories so they can pretend to give encouraging advice. But when the same person comes and gives a testimony of a turn around, they accuse the person of "showing off"
If I hadn't gotten any useful advice here I would have regretted it. But I did so I'm happy I came here. Don't worry.

SpicyMimi: @op please tell me YOU ARE JOKING!!!! I cant believe ma eyezzzzzz! Somborrry please tell me what i just read here it's a joke!!! Seeking advice from Nairalanders on how to treat ur in-laws? Mo gbe! See immaturity to the highest level! My kid sister no fit try this aswear! I go beat ein yansh commot nii....
Am so dissappointed darling! Never expected this from you.
I mean, why must the whole world know wht is going on with your private life? Its so uncalled for! Its just like walking naked on the road nah. You should beg the mods to delete this thread, cause this is so childish mehn! Chaiiiii......

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

lalaosky: ok ma'am, thanks for your pseudo-intelligent crap laced with retheroic statements

i still stand by what i said earlier..by opening this thread, you made it our buisness.you opened this thread for us(NLers) to advice you on how you should go about your "bed guy".


this is NL so you should be matured enough to know that you'll get harsh and good advice.all you've to do is pick up the good ones you like and skim through the harsh ones cos you might learn a thing or two from it.


As per the vampire thingy, don't see those that were mean with their advice after getting fed up of advicing the same thing to you as vampires, cos some/most people are allergic to BULLSHÎTS spewed over and over again

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!

omocalabar: i found this terribly disturbing as it has come to my notice that any pix a lady or any feminine specie uploads on facebook always attracts numerous appreciation,comments and requests for hook-up i.e droppin and askin for fone numbers.....To the point that even this lady's pix got about 20 fone numbers and requests...PLS WAT IS WRONG WIT U GUYS?

We have many of such guys here on NL

lalaosky: don't talk like that ma'am...you opened a thread seeking for our advices.all you got to do is choose the advices that suits you and move on

And as for you, I know why you enjoy seeing those vampires on me. You are one of those fake Mr. Nice guys who lavishes fake praises and flattery on girls here for reasons best known to you. No you never toasted me, but I know your own beef with me and I'm so disappointed at how petty a man can be. Thought it was only females who carry such grudges. But then you popular among the most vile females here so no wonder you act like them.
Go grow some balls and polish your tastes in women.
Ciao!

kaboninc: Una get time. Abeg I don 'unsubscribe'. I don send my message across. So if she like make she hear and if she no like, make she leave.

At times...or most times...its best you let people have their experiences.

No time to WAIST.

No o! Don't go, stay. Stay and keep on blabbing on and on about does not concern you.

prickly: you're a sly fucktardious centipede, wtf has all your sermon got to do with the thread.
Aint yo dah same millipede that couldn't make it past the first round of the just concluded Mr NL contest. You can't maneuver pusssyy for yo self with this crap.

It's people like you that make me still come to NL.

chronique: Lolz. Easy girl,I never said u did anything wrong. I was just pointing out to you that the world is a small villa n as an intelligent person,you should know that.

Of course I know that! And that's why I do my best to make sure that I have good (not perfect) records anywhere I find myself. I'm not scared of anybody knowing me from anywhere ok?

chronique: Did you lolz. Lemme check our convo. Well,I dnt want dis to look like I'm taking it personal or nothing. Maybe you might know Udofot(he studied accounting). He finished in 06. Some of his friends are Uyai,Yakki,Desmond,etc. I showed someone ur pix n he knows you. My ex studied enviromental sciences in finished same year with you. Dont wanna start callin names. I just told you abt ur school thing cos you said no one knows you outside here;dnt be too sure my dear.

The names you mentioned here are like Latin to me! Don't know them from Adam! And I repeat so what if you know people who know me? Did they tell you they slept with me or that they have my nude pictures or that I was expelled So what the hell is the big deal about knowing people who know me?
Olodo!

claremont: Too many bad belle pipo on dis thread!

My dear!

superbloke: Ewo! You go dig out her tape ni sha. Lol...and i was thinking of putting up my pix o. Now i know better.

Lol!
You can put it up if you know you have a good track record. I do so I had no problems putting it up. Just took it down recently because I was tired of people judging most of my posts based on my looks.
@ chronique let me burst your own bubble. I don't care if you or anyone here knows me or my friends or my guy cos I have nothing to be ashamed of. I have lived my life like a normal human who made mistakes, learned from them and moved on to better things. I'm very proud of who I am today. VERY
I'm also not scared of my guy knowing about this thread because I haven't given any vital info about him. I have also spoken highly of him and told the world how much I respect him. So I don't see why he should end our friendship/relation if he knows.
Rodger that buster!

Shollypopz: ^^I thought the same thing!! I knew that info might hv been given to him by you.......
My ex went to Igbinedion ko, my ex went to Igbinedion ni!!

Don't mind the bitter looser who does not know how to handle rejection!
So what if I went to Igbinedion? So what if his ex went to Igbinedion? How does it concern the topic of this thread
And yet the idiot and some other zoombies here are accusing me of showing off and attention seeking? Wonders shall never end!

ghettodreamz: @ Si arabinrin Sweetlemon

Bi isu eni ba ta... Aman fi owo bo je ni

Beni, ki se gbogbo aso la man sa ninu orun.

Eni afe lamo, ako mo eni to feran eni

Eso so laye, sora mon eni ti oma fi inu han.

Leyin iya to bi ni lomo, baba eni, egbon tabi aburo eni, sora fun awon ton fi oro igbesi aiye re lo.

gbogbo alangba lo dakun de ile, nje omo eyiti inu nrun?

Pataki oro sie ni wipe, mo iru oro yala, nipa ara re ni tabi awon to sun mon oo, to
ma ma so si ita bayi. Mo lero wipe oni iya ati awon egbon to sun mo e peki peki ti ole fi oro lo tin nkan ba so kunkun sie ...

Ni ipari, ma ro ee , jowo ma so tabi ko nkan kan nipa ore kunrin re mo ni ori ero ayara bi asa mon (ile naira)

Oro mi o lopin....

Orire!

Ah! Jo o, I'm not yoruba o! I'm calabar and my yoruba is not fluent enough to understand all this. Can you pls translate it........that's if there is anything useful in there o!

chronique: jesus christ is lord!!!! let me burst ur bubble girl. i know you,the school you attended,pple who finished in your set and also know some of ur friends. you finished from igbenedion university,okada. scratch dat. or you want me to give you more info on you? i might have even met you in one of my previous visits to ur sschool. my ex finished from there,same set with you(2009). my dear,u're not as intelligent as you think;sorry to say.

Because I told you when I used to reply your pms
Olodo rabata oju eja l'omo je!
Please tell me, what do you gain from forcing your advice down my throat? What? How will it enhance your career or your studies in school? Why are you so obsessed with my relationship with this guy? You have dropped your advice, I have seen it so why can't you just go? GO! GO!
Na by force? See me see wahala o!

kaboninc: Quote me where I insulted you or any one.

Smh

binger: When i saw this thread was on the 13th page,i knew it must have turned into a bashingvenue...it is just inevitable. @Sweetlemon, i hope u've taken note of the advices u got on the first few pages?

Sure I did!
Thanks!

kaboninc: Am not perfect and blameless. But at least I take corrections. So I encourage you to do same.

You take corrections?
Ok will you then take my correction now and stop insulting people in the name of giving advice? When your advice is laced with insults you make the receiver defensive and unreceptive towards your advice.
Ok?

Idowuogbo: hohohohahahahahaha! choi! am scared o! really scared, irrelevant mosquito.

As for attention seeking, u can talk? lmao!!! awon eleyi, una get trophies upon trophies.

bck to topic, lemonade! update pls...

are u going shopping for new outfits? are we getting live updates dis weekend? busybody dey worry me o!

Lol! Ehen! This is more like the Idowuogbo I know. Not that basher-wannabe attitude you were displaying earlier.
No I'm not going shopping. I have some decent stuff I can wear. No designer labels. But decent and classy enough to feel confident in.
I will update you guys after the visit on this same thread

Idowuogbo: hohohohahahahahaha! choi! am scared o! really scared, irrelevant mosquito.

As for attention seeking, u can talk? lmao!!! awon eleyi, una get trophies upon trophies.

bck to topic, lemonade! update pls...

are u going shopping for new outfits? are we getting live updates dis weekend? busybody dey worry me o!

Lol!

kaboninc: At least you are acknowledging your flaw or one of them. Its not just acknowledging it but taking steps to correct it. That's what makes you a better person.

And you have no flaws right? I dare you to tell everybody here now that you are perfect and blameless. If you can do so I promise I will be your biggest a.s.s licker!