₦airaland Forum

@Ibkayee

Are you related to Ibkaye? Or are you just an impostor?

@sly



HUh??

@Ibkaye

Just check your mail box 'morrow. there might be a check in there.

@Sly

The best revenge in life is living a good life !

@Busta

I wonder how women feel when they hook up with someone they think is a catch but ended up being Bum. Especially when he had already had fun. I bet some women just want to kill somebody !!

@Ibkaye

A $1m ? No sweat, go check your mail box by this time 'morrow.

@Poster

Go get you a shortgun since you think revenge is the only way to go.

@Ibkaye

how much do you owe, pumpkin?

@Ibkaye

Where would you be 'morrow?? white house? You must be owing somebody money. You keep changing your spot like a leopard.

@Busta

LOL I guess every woman at apoint in their life have been through a raggamuffin. Someone you look back in time and go " What in the hell was i drinking when i dated this bastard"?.

@Busta

You live and learn. He must have been a real rough neck.

@Poster

The only thing i regret is not being a freaking millionaire by now. But no sweat though, still got plenty of time.


well another thing is giving my heart to someone and letting her work my nerve to the bone. It would have been more ok if it was somebody that appreciated and not a log of wood !!

@Ibkaye

I thought you claim to live in Kano, why don't you rush outside and ask a passerby what it means.

@Ibkaye

Either on purpose or by accident, what does it matter?? Don't tell me you did what i think you didn't. Babygirl, i go vex beyond vex.

@Ibkaye

allah ki aye

@Poster

go watch the movie, " Why do fools fall in love". Love doesn't hurt, it's only perverts that makes it hurt. Love if you mean it and if you don't carry on.

Just avoid religion with them. And if they bring it up, start shouting ranka dede ranka dede ! But they are cool people though.

@Poster

It just depends on the kind of Hausa man he is. Hausa people can be the most loyal person and the best of friend you could ever have. but if you mess around and befriend a fanatic, you are in trouble if you ever offend him. But on the whole i think the non fanatics are the best of people. They are free minded people unlike some tribes i know in nigeria that will waiting for you to sleep so they sell you to the highest bidder !

@Damola

What do you do ? Go to the store, buy some baby cribs and other stuff and get ready for your bundle of joy. Don't you dare kill the baby. Your dumb @ss should have known that condom is still in on sales in the stores.

@Poster

I don't know about other guys but i like my woman thin in the waist and thick in the back (Not too thick though).

@Poster

Busted ?? This must be queen English. Are you a wife beater?? Don't make me bust you in the head oh!

@Ibkaye

What's up beautiful? How was school today? And how's your Mama? It seems like everytime i look at your profile, i feel your mama looks like she is saying " What are you looking at, Leave my daughter alone". But still she is beautiful though. Got a nice little dimple on that smile.


Do you speak any hausa?

@Modupsie

Tell your friend or if it's you that this happened to stick to the new guy, that brother has a heart. You can sing this song to the baby daddy. " Hit the road jack, don't you come back no more no more. hit hit the road jack, don't you come back no more". Your baby daddy is a disgrace to African men and he should be banned from having sex or making babies. Keep your head up sweetheart and enjoy your new relationship !!

@cixluv

These ladies keeps asking for phone cards because they already sized you up. And they like what they see "Bobo nice"!! If i were you whenever she asks for a phone card ask for a home cooked meal ! and make sure she comes to your house to prepare the meal.