₦airaland Forum

spyder880:
Welcome bro, in this part of the world, we've been building these style of house since the 80s, but like you said, discussing the roof now might divert our attention from the foundation. I promise to show how it's done by then. Thanks.

Good day sir, I sent u a whatsapp message sometime ago you never replied me

Sullivan Chime

Peter Obi

Rotimi Ameachi

Babatunde Fashola

Ganduje

Cinema4d:
What's the funniest comment you've seen on nairaland... mine is...

Topic: have to ever tried the withdrawal method during sex?
Comment: When I try am,I get stroke for yansh

I almost died with laughter that day

Am even laughing hard right now

Johel:
Drop your email.

just tap my profile and send a DM

LadyRosa:
michealbiz

_Idiot

Beautiful fingers, I love those nails.

Johel:
Lol...let me tell you the truth, I'm slim,and average height,though some say I'm short as a man,but I know I'm average in height and I have perfect body structure,...some ladies say, I'm small and all but guess what,I control big mamas and big ladies that even your yahoo boys and celebs beg to even see not to talk of having sex with,I sex dem like a demigod and they rush me like indomie....I can fukk like 3 big ladies in 48hrs....no exaggerations just facts here.....I can give you tips on how to be very attractive without being a macho man.

Give me tips please, you can even email it

LadyRosa:
Nna guy you reason am na.
I once had a fling with a guy back in the uni days, the guy fine but e thin.And him dey useful to me because I dey use am drag money from my debtors that year...

I gats start to dey stuck my crib with fattening food so him go add flesh and he did.First day him pull, I just dey imagine weda na toothpick them dey construct am Abi...


Finally them blow him brain last year...sad.

You write like someone that grew up in the ghetto

Could having a slim body despite being tall be a reason a guy is not getting female laid Or Could it be because he is an introvert who gets clingy once he find a girl he like.

Am asking because I want to know what will make ladies find a guy unattractive.

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locodemy:
Ejooo sir.....kpele sir......I am sorry sir

Una go kill person with laugh for this forum one day

Deicide:
How did Python which is a dynamically typed language helped you understand C++?

Some of them just type lies just to feel among

adadike:
no one can try it. If I speak ilorin for you eh, na you go dey tell people say I be ilorin proper

This reply got me laughing

fati2001:
who am I to argue with a stupid troll?

Ahhh....it was a rumour I head and decided to ask you personally.
What have I done wrong

fati2001:
baby wher the photo.. did not see anything except ur write up.

I heard you were ban for 2 years until you beg one of the mod to suck your nipple as bribe to release you. Please how true is this?

helinues:
Taking panadol in others headache

I created this thread for humans only, please bark out.

mrvitalis:
First question is are u Igbo ? Let's get that sorted

Because igbos don't care about what ever south south wants simple

So knowing my tribe will determine if your answer will be honest or not?

.

Mehn…i cant stop laughing

Zoly:
Where is my big bro on Nairaland, Fact1? I just noticed he has deactivated his account.... I'm tired, I hope the new Nairalanders will help matters ooo!

Here I am

post=101971172:
Naija Youths : WAKE UP!!

Actually its you who needs waking up.
Your are lost in the abyss of darkness.

ikechukz:
Still available

120k

Saintkollyjoe:
Obviously you are the one that was dumped. In fact you endured many bad treatments while dating her but your hunger for her punana will not make you to dump her. Eventually she dumped yourself,it pained but you eventually accepted that she was gone but you still greet her and call her thinking that she may look your direction and consider you again. But she did not. Now you are looking for an opportunity to bring her under you by giving a job. You think she will be grateful and open wide for you after. Now let me tell you this: she will not. In fact she may plot your removal from that job. So if you still have some sense in that your stupidity infested skull, walk away. For good. Don't give her any job opportunity.

Forthispost… this is the best advice you should read

NDSMELODY:
Here is my java work

Which IDE is this?

HEAVEN4444:
you just ask for her date of birth and then we will compute it into the universal astrological clock to find out if there was a full moon on the day she was born. these spirits come down to earth during full moon.

Please I notice one thing about me, I always go through struggle if I want to achieve anything myself BUT the bigger things that come to me always come without my effort but they dont last long, and it always vanish when I start having dreams of seeing witchest. All my money, achievement and relationship always vanish those periods

HEAVEN4444:
Women born on full moon days are energy and soul and prosperity vampires. you will notice that her success and vitality will start to increase while you slowly turn into a vegetable and all your success dwindles. e get why.

How do we recognise this kind of women, what are the signs

Mehn!!! Character dey this forum

Or11:
Lol no bro, just little kids angry they missed the giveaway yesterday

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Prestonn:
The food?

The enviroment

Coronabirus:
I wsh u knw mode abt me and my closeness to the President!

Waoo… so you are closer to the president of onion sellers association in your villages, I never knew.

Prestonn:
Village Kitchen


Lasagna, made with flat pasta... Special dish prepared by me.


Much respect to all Mothers and lovely girls in this forum ❤

Happy new week my beautiful people ❤

Make i quick run enter inside market this morning.

Is this Nigeria?

IgweOfNnewi:
No wonder they lost woefully, they lack concentration and tenacity, they are divided, I am sure their stupidity would have lead the death of 3 million people and even the lady in the picture killed like cockroach

Wait oo, na person born this one.
God forbid!!!