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This thread is a gold mine of information! Mods please let this hit front page.Thank you! ;P
https://www.nairaland.com/1574019/important-security-tips-written-cop#20557535

10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! Please pass this on
This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana
I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
Send this to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe than sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.

Please read and Share any other tips you may have come across .THIS ONE was
WRITTEN BY A COP: Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you... Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

Piranha 3!

Thats a loverboy right there! I think Lina's lucky to have Brad! One of the Few celebrity marriage without drama!

Two things I dont support...homosexuality and jungle justice!

Soo funny!

Smh we dont trust these politicians! They only care about their big belly!

Huh!so help us God! Nigerian leaders are not thinking about tomorow at all! Everyone seek their own!smh

He heard the thunder...he pour away all the water in the containers away in the hope for the rain!

Lol what of Romantic and Intimate skills? ;P

Fighting for 'God'...that makes Him weak! Shekau and whatever he's reading only mock whoever he's working for!

I've dropped it before and ama drop it again now then another one later! Merry Xmass Nairalanders! Enjoy silent night with harmonica!

Merry Xmass Sweet Pals! This VN's for you to sing along! :*

Merry Christmass everyone!

Jbluv55: Hey Swifty, Howdy? Did you notice how that shape was eventually cut into 4 pieces?

hello Pal...this thread is going from strenght to strenght and am loving it! Yeah

Had to call customer care today cos they said I subscribed to a 100 naira per day 2m naira promo that am not aware of. Smh

Similar to may 13th robbery of Omu-aran Kwara state where all the banks in town were successfully robbed! This guys were well armed...talk about explosives,machine guns,aks, military grade rocket launchers and canisters. I mean they even attacked police station. Even now the banks are still closed! I tot the budget for security was much this year! Hmm Naija! May God continue to help us!

[quote author=Teeto, Esq]what's the essence of love songs? They are all satanic. Why singing love when there are no single signs of love in your life? love songs are used to arouse sexual feelings and this is satanic.[/quote]so song of solomon in the bible is satanic abi? Keep spreading your heresy! You said arouse sexual feelings...dont tell me you've not been Hot before. All am saying is rely on grace to keep you away from sin not with your head or wisdom.by strenght shall no man prevail!

Helloo

Cool work @Op check this one out...its even what am using for my profile picture! Hint: use your shading properly ;P

Cool drawing! I love arts...check this out! Made by one of my fans! Am currently using it as my profile self! The key is perfect use of shading!

Thats true!the same can be said about the music industry! One style everytime by the same artiste every week they always release new songs.

While I'll say this is a welcome development,I'll also stress the fact that its not enough if a drone cant defend itself not alone lunching offensive against an enemy!

He's not stingy since he succumbed to you forcing him to spend for you! You never jam stingy person! I think you're assuming too much! Get close to him...talk to him! You think he does not need gift because he is rich,think again! I think you can show him how to give! Buy something he value for him...truth be told not everybody understands giving,giving is a skill or attitude one can acquire! I think he loves you...and if you love him you have the maturity to show him the road in this regards! Goodluck and exercise patience!

I'll top the celebrity list oneday!

Money good.....see wetin dey happen for middle east in this pix...

brosun: Truth be told: the journalists deserve the insult they got. True the ASUU NEC meeting is of national interest, but it remains what it is: an ASUU NEC meeting. This is a meeting of ASUU national officers, branch chairmen and zonal coordinators; it is not for the press. Because of the sensitive nature of this meeting, what the press men would have done as civilized press men all over the world would do is wait for the deliberations to be over and then attend the press briefing where decisions reached by the NEC will be announced by the ASUU president. It is the outcome of this meeting that is of importance to the press. Certainly, the press have no role to play in the deliberations: they cannot vote, in case there is a need to vote. In Nigeria, some of our press men desperately seek to be heroes; they meddle in things that do not concern them. It is not vicariousness; it is not bravura; it is not professionalism. It is just meddlesomeness. Poke nosing in people's affair and getting a bloody nose as a consequence should not give anyone the licence to blackmail.

You're spot on actually and I think ASUU expecially Dr.Jimoh should not have harass them like that! Words are enough!the anger display is uncalled for really!