 Romance › Re: A Cheating Boyfriend, The Side-chic And The Jollof Rice.....a Must Read!....lol by Switup: 10:50pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: A Cheating Boyfriend, The Side-chic And The Jollof Rice.....a Must Read!....lol by Switup: 10:42pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
marshalcarter:
FOOLS
#Searchin for the word funny in ma dictionary#
When u done eatin the jollof rice...take gallon nd goan queue at total or oando..any of ya choice....jobless aborted frog  replying to ur signature..... God forgive me, things i dont understand..., sometimes. I like to be alone...... |
| Romance › Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by Switup: 10:01pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
assfreaky:
this facey..... it just keeps popping up and popping up... cracking ma ribs |
| Romance › Re: Why Girls Shouldn't Fight Over A Guy... by Switup: 9:26pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Richardonald:
As i am i still cheat on my Gf congratulations!!!  |
| Family › Re: I Am Suspecting My Wife Is Cheating On Me by Switup: 11:14pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
nerdfrost:
Advice from nerdfrost to u.
If u are not sure,take her out,buy her what she likes,when u get home,give her a good sex then later whisper in her ear 'I know the whole truth'. If she doesn't beg u n explain, I'll chop off my stuff
Nerdfrost has spoken  lol #da bomb |
| Education › Re: In Need Of A Roommate At Choba by Switup: 11:00pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Cutehector:
onto school stuff..  I donno why, but I felt like highlighting this..... #probably just to wish u d best...,.... |
| Romance › Re: Ten Categories Of Female Virgins by Switup: 11:32am On Apr 04, 2016 |
back in the hostel in those days, most virgin girls used to play #4 and #10 |
| Romance › Re: Where Do All The Good Girls Go by Switup: 5:45am On Apr 04, 2016 |
$#@&-(&$#%'""%% |
| Romance › Re: Where Do All The Good Girls Go by Switup: 5:37am On Apr 04, 2016 |
Cutehector:
is it possible for me to have a date with her? if by date, u mean having an outting, probably a good meal and some good heart to heart talk (without sexual attachments) then sure u can hun..... it's a free world |
| Romance › Re: HELP! I Can't Stop Having Sex With My Friend's Girlfriends by Switup: 5:24am On Apr 04, 2016 |
d op is tryna get his ribs cracked with NL replies.... truss me, he s laffin @ comments here n making fun too with his replies..... |
| Romance › Re: Where Do All The Good Girls Go by Switup: 4:16am On Apr 04, 2016 |
I know a good girl dat is not ugly. just black, beautiful n so bloody hot @cutehector!!! |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Lacks Handsome Dudes by Switup: 12:07am On Mar 15, 2016 |
I love Nairaland |
| Romance › Re: What You Need To Do When She’s Playing Hard To Get by Switup: 11:10pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: What You Need To Do When She’s Playing Hard To Get by Switup: 11:08pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
swaggzo:
RE-BOOKED! I choose to return wen it hit front page..... lol |
| Romance › Re: What You Need To Do When She’s Playing Hard To Get by Switup: 11:04pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
swaggzo:
RE-BOOKED! I choose to return wen it hit front page..... lol |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, 8 Ways To Be Beautiful Without Makeup by Switup: 10:07pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: What You Need To Do When She’s Playing Hard To Get by Switup: 9:59pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
#booked |
| Romance › Re: +18 Would You do This For Her? ( viewers discretion) by Switup: 11:23am On Mar 13, 2016 |
falconey:
I can't i'm not a dyslexic smart mofo like you. #goon! common English u learnt in school all ur life. u can't speak. ride on. imagine putting description instead of discretion and then bragging shit. #foolconey #foolconey #foolconey.... I rest my case. frm this moment. ain't answering u no more, no matter whatever trash u rant out. |
| Romance › Re: +18 Would You do This For Her? ( viewers discretion) by Switup: 11:12am On Mar 13, 2016 |
falconey:
thank you oloriburuku somebody. u welcome "Trash". only I wish u could write/speak some good English. see signature sef... claiming to be best in d world. mtchew. "oloriburuku somebody" squared. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is Hell Real? What The Bible Says About Hell by Switup: 10:44am On Mar 13, 2016 |
imohchard:
I think the Bible says that the punishment for sin is death..
Simply put, the Devine punishment for sin is death.
Jehovah's witness have been exposing false religious teachings since 1800 tell 'em.... #maybe some would open up their hrts. |
| Romance › Re: +18 Would You do This For Her? ( viewers discretion) by Switup: 10:27am On Mar 13, 2016 |
TheNonce:
Only _stupid idiotic _bitch niggers would ever attempt crap like this!
Anyway the fact that YOU are also contemplating this act tells us what we need to know about YOU! Try change your moniker to "foolconey" abeg!!!
***snorts coke*** u scored 100/100. excellent. proud to give u first position. distinction and one yr scholarship. nicely said. #worse upon worse, d fool wrote viewers " description "" instead of viewers " discretion " #foolcany |
| Family › Re: Which Is The Happiest Day In A Woman's Life? by Switup: 5:10pm On Mar 10, 2016 |
freecocoa:
Lol, I think I've seen your moniker couple of times.
It's okay to crush, happens to the best of us and there wouldn't have been judgement if you were gay, maybe I would've turned gay for you. omg! am blushing for real..... lol. $turn gay for me..?? hahaha. thankie #truthBeTold: my like for u was like pia impossible.... e don tay...! since 2011. hahaha.... |
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| Family › Re: Which Is The Happiest Day In A Woman's Life? by Switup: 4:52pm On Mar 10, 2016 |
freecocoa:
For me, I've always known the happiest would be the days I give birth to my children.
I don't know what I could possibly want/love more than my kids, oh! Wait, I know, NOTHING. I have had an e-crush on right from day one. #guess u never even knew I existed.... PS: am Female PS: am straight. |
| Education › Re: 15 Types Of Students You'll Find In Your Department. by Switup: 4:32pm On Mar 10, 2016 |
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| Car Talk › Re: New Tinted Permit by Switup: 11:29pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
gare:
I have commenced the process of obtaining the New tinted permit being issued by the police, having going through all the processes of online registration and Bio-metric capturing I am still yet to get my New tinted permit, we have been made to understand that this process is free and you are meant to get it almost immediately with confirmation to interview I watched and i believe several others watched from AIT and Channels TV where the Police said that after all the process is completed the New Permit will be printed for you, but in Port Harcourt we are made to understand that it was sent to Abuja for approval, by the way I am based in Port Harcourt, it is over a Month since I started the process. And we where made to understand that the whole process is free, but a friend of mine i met said he paid N10,000 for the process and the reason why ours is not coming out is because we are not parting or paying anything.
The reason why i want this out in the public is for people to know what they intend to do with this whole process pf new permit, if the police want us to pay for it they should come out formally and make us pay in banks and not into peoples pocket, I do hope the Government and EFCC are watching what is going on in the Police Force, IGP this is your innovation and your officer are going about collecting money from people, since you have said it is free, you must ensure that its free, not just saying it, machinery should be put in place to see that it is free, if by the I am as of this moment pleading with the force to release my permit because I do not have any money to give to anybody, if we so desire change in this nation we should act it and let it be part of our everyday life, times are hard in this country and they should not add to it
The IGP came up yesterday that he intends to put a stop on things like this happening in the police he should that all this stops, I have completed my process in PHC since last month, please they force should ensure I get my Permit. don't have a ride neither am into d car thingy, buh s/one I know has spent 45k on dat stuff at emenike where their office is. first he said he gave 30k to a girl in d office, I think it was 15k for plate number n 15k for the tinted-glass thingy. wen he went back after a while he was told things had not worked out bla bla bla n dat he shld give another 15k which he did. was told to return on Tuesday or, two days ago, so as to get his stuffs buh he was still told some real Bullshits..... I just hope he hasn't been duped o |
| Literature › Re: Meet The Most Beautiful, Successful Nigerian Female Writers by Switup: 11:14pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Jaxera:
Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani
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Adaobi Tricia Obinne Nwaubani (born in 1976) is a Nigerian novelist, humorist, essayistand journalist. Her debut novel,I Do Not Come to you by Chance, won the 2010 Commonwealth Writers' Prizefor Best First Book (Africa), a Betty Trask First Book award, and was named by the Washington Postas one of the Best Books of 2009. Nwaubani is the first contemporary African writer on the global stage to have got an international book deal while still living in her home country.
Born in Enugu, Nigeria, to Chief Sir Chukwuma Hope Nwaubani and Dame Patricia Uberife Nwaubani in 1976, Nwaubani was raised by both parents in Umuahia, Abia State, among the Igbosof Eastern Nigeria. At the age of 10, she left home to attend boarding school at the Federal Government Girls College Owerri. She studied Psychology at the University of Ibadan, Nigeria's premier university.
As a teenager, Nwaubani secretly dreamed of becoming a CIAor KGBagent. She earned her first income from winning a writing competition at the age of 13. Her mother is a cousin of Flora Nwapa, the first female African writer to publish a book.
Nwaubani was one of the pioneer editorial staff of Nigeria's now defunctNEXTnewspapers, established by Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Dele Olojede. She was the editor ofélan, the fashion and style magazine ofNEXT. She was later appointed to the position of opinion editor.
Nwaubani is the first writer in the history of world literature to capture the 419 scams phenomenon in a novel. She is also the first African writer to have got an international publishing deal while still living in her home country. She does not have any formal writing training.
In 2012, Nwaubani was selected as one of 15 emerging leaders in government, business and civil society from across West Africa, to attend a "Leadership for Change" training program sponsored by the Private Investors for Africa (PIA). Managed by the African Leadership Institute (AfLI), the program aims to create a network of "world class, pan-African, high potential, emerging leaders across all sectors, working in partnership as catalysts for change in Africa".
She lives in Abuja, Nigeria, where she works as a consultant.
I Do Not Come to You by Chance is Nwaubani's debut novel. It was published in 2009. Set in the intriguing world of Nigerian email scams, the book tells the story of a young man, Kingsley, who turns to his Uncle Boniface for help in bailing his family out of poverty. Boniface—aka Cash Daddy—is an exuberant character who suffers from elephantiasis of the pocket. He also runs a successful empire of email scams. But he can help. It is up to Kingsley to reconcile his passion for knowledge with his hunger for money, and to fully assume his role of first son. Publishers Weekly described Nwaubani's novel as "highly entertaining".The Washington Postdescribed it as "a lively, good-humored and provocative examination of the truth behind a global inbox of deceit." The Times said: “This is a fast, fresh, often hilarious first novel, by one of the remarkably talented young African writers who are rapidly making everyone else look stale.”
Nwaubani has expressed concern over the largely somber tone of African novels. She credits Irish-American writer Frank McCourt's Pulitzer-winning Angela's Ashes with showing her that she could write about serious issues in a humorous tone. She is also a great admirer of British humorist P. G. Wodehouse.
Nwaubani's articles often generate heated debate. Her frank opinions in The New York Times and The Guardian have been known to anger sections of the African public. I met this beautiful author in a rainbow book festival in Port Harcourt, 2010. she was amazing.... and that her book: I Do Not Come To You By Chance, it was #amazin, #authentic, n well #everythingNice.... |
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| Romance › Re: Nairaland Is Anti Women. by Switup: 10:46pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Stupedinluv:
You lucky i don't waste time on women who call themselves bitches. and she kept to her words..... lol |
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