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Nairaland GeneralRe: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Switup: 11:56pm On Sep 07, 2013
cheapgadgets6: Blvd dt India beat Nigeria 100-1 in a football match,indian players n ball dey turn to lion wch mks our players and even keeper run frm post ,and d onli goal we evntuali scord ws wen okparaji kicked d ball as it turnd to a bg rock and he died aftrwrds......so funi#lik if u blvd ds
i was told this particular story too.... Exactly like this...! (but it was a bigger kid called 'nor nor' that really made me believe it.....(and this 'nor nor' was our oga @ d top back then) grin
RomanceRe: Is She A Gold Digger Or Is It Just A Coencidence? by Switup: 9:59am On Sep 04, 2013
Cold faya: Wat if I just quote u to say hi.
Chai like U woke up ready to fight today abi. Hehehe. Coolu down!
lol.... I don calm.e down...! Say hi and i'll say hey...!
RomanceRe: Is She A Gold Digger Or Is It Just A Coencidence? by Switup:
Na wah o..... I hate double-pastin and i just did
RomanceRe: Is She A Gold Digger Or Is It Just A Coencidence? by Switup: 9:38am On Sep 04, 2013
Emmadani: ^^^IYAMMI.MBOK cool down.
okay dear..... (Gulp a glass of chiled water) mmedo okay.....
RomanceRe: Is She A Gold Digger Or Is It Just A Coencidence? by Switup: 7:02am On Sep 04, 2013
(screams in pure ibibio accent) Abasi mbok...!
See all nl sissy's callin d little-miss-sunshine a golddigger like most of us won't do even worse if we had d chance...?









Abeg free d expado..... Guys now do hit and run while ladies try to enjoy d money while the hit and run lasts........ It's a 50-50 thingy

(i don speak ma mind;quote me just to insult and i go giv u wat i got in ma goody bag....... I ready 2day)
RomanceRe: Girls Are Now After Guys by Switup: 6:11am On Sep 04, 2013
(takes a square look at the thread; only one female has commented yet after 790views... Implying that)
Girls are angry...!






We stay by ourselves; you say we play 'hard to get'.....! We courageously seek You....; You say its bad....!
Whatever shall we do...? angry
LiteratureRe: Word Of The Day- Improve Your Vocab by Switup: 10:55pm On Sep 03, 2013
leyitto: hun, it's QUINTESSENCE...

example...., nairaland is a quintessential social site...
hmm..! Thanx...
LiteratureRe: Word Of The Day- Improve Your Vocab by Switup: 10:51pm On Sep 03, 2013
kofsy: Hi switup cheesy thanks for joining us wink and thanks for the word quintessence, a perfect instance of something. If you've been following this thread, you'd observe that ortopazz is the quintessence of... *runs for cover* grin grin Welcome dear smiley!
(blushing blue) thanks
Car TalkRe: First Train To Ply Port-Harcourt Bashes A Car Parked On The Rails by Switup(op): 8:08am On Sep 03, 2013
(Enters thread after two days) hmm so this made fp...(Coool)


Narialanders and there comments..! Some got me lol'in.., others s owed xpression of hatraed 4 govt.., yet others unformidable anger..! Still very many showed reasonable..!

Up narialand at all comments sad
Car TalkRe: First Train To Ply Port-Harcourt Bashes A Car Parked On The Rails by Switup(op): 4:23pm On Sep 02, 2013
Siena: ^^^ Yes, I believe the vehicle was moved, assuming it really did get struck by a train.
God bless you
Car TalkRe: First Train To Ply Port-Harcourt Bashes A Car Parked On The Rails by Switup(op): 4:20pm On Sep 02, 2013
Lagusta: When the boss talks, everyone does nothing, but MELLOW!!!!!!
weLl am annoyed because trains havnt been in this town 4 so long probably 5years..! So I believe there should have been a warning+the victim in question who was tryin to avoid the road and parked at the rail was out for a short while...! I don't blame govt I don't blame d victim..! Fact is time and unforseen occurances befall us all..! (That's d reason I brought up the thread)


Btw.., your post was really well thought before posted onlike some others..!
Car TalkFirst Train To Ply Port-Harcourt Bashes A Car Parked On The Rails by Switup(op):
In the early hours of yesterday morning.., in the busy region of elelenwon in port harcourt.., the first train to ply the rail way after so long a time bashed a car parked on d rails to shambles.

I find this rather annoying as am so sure there was little or no information passed as to when the trains would begin to ply the rail..!

Anyway.., there was no lost live
N/B: (am an eye witness to the victim not a reporter so I may not have said it so right)
LiteratureRe: Word Of The Day- Improve Your Vocab by Switup: 12:12am On Aug 29, 2013
^^^kk... Here we go
Quintences(hope I spelt it well..) A perfect example of sth
Sent eg;narialand is a quintences of a social site... grin
RomanceRe: Am In LOVE With Ashawo Girl In Benin Citry by Switup: 11:48pm On Aug 28, 2013
ceospecial: angry oh... My Mentor.. Ayam Listing Common English I can't Spoke.. *lends him brighter grammer*
is it that am overly excited this evenin or d comments in nl are been excessively funny..huh LOL @ listing instead of listen grin
RomanceRe: I Saw Everything Live by Switup: 10:58pm On Aug 28, 2013
^^^Some nlders can brin da laff autta u... LOL grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Heard People Say About You?? by Switup: 9:59pm On Aug 28, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Maybe he walks like a duck[/quote]L to the o to the L grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Heard People Say About You?? by Switup: 9:52pm On Aug 28, 2013
I hate double pasting...! And I just did it angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Heard People Say About You?? by Switup: 9:50pm On Aug 28, 2013
Odunharry: man?
kozin..! You are so much of a hot cake now o! Hope am still ur no.1 kozin o... And hope no one's taken ma space...
RomanceRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Heard People Say About You?? by Switup: 9:41pm On Aug 28, 2013
Uyi Iredia: That a dude had s€x with me.
but u are a dude...! Oops now I get it!
LiteratureRe: Word Of The Day- Improve Your Vocab by Switup: 12:55pm On Aug 26, 2013
Lawd...! Where have I been from the onset of this thread..? I love love learnin new words...

I'll give mind without origin sha

Fickle;changing suddenly+often
Sent eg:the weather today is so fickle..!

Discocumbulate; confused
Sent eg:only discocumbulated narialanders insult in forums
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Battles To Survive After Rescuing Baby Form Fire by Switup: 10:04am On Aug 26, 2013
I feel so sorry for the young man who who had such good intensions... Hope he gets well soon
Jokes EtcRe: Some Facebook Gbagaunised Updates! by Switup: 11:43pm On Aug 25, 2013
What really got me laffin were the op's expression at the end of each sentence... Just imagine the facial expression from all those end comments...
Eg I don die
O pari ooo
Yeey...(lol)
Jokes EtcRe: If Vision 2020 Is Achieved, Dis Is What A Church Service Would Look Like. by Switup: 11:30pm On Aug 25, 2013
Í laffed... So that was funny to me...
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by Switup: 8:42am On Aug 25, 2013
Thanx brother sexkillz(winks)...!
RomanceRe: 12 Shocking Bad Habits Of Nigerian Babes by Switup: 12:20am On Aug 25, 2013
shocked
Enegod: grin grin
enegod been nice on a thread..? Am as speechless as d word
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by Switup: 12:03am On Aug 25, 2013
This is goin to be the most derailing question ever asked here but pls pls pls I really do need assistance on how to check+reply a pm sent to mÉ... ThÀÑx 4 help in advance.
FamilyRe: Who Do U Miss In Family Section..? by Switup(op): 11:47pm On Aug 24, 2013
So am not d only one missin s/one ehh..? Lol
RomanceRe: Ladies, How do you Avoid Guys U Are Sexually Attracted To by Switup: 7:05am On Aug 24, 2013
WackyJ1: Madam Go and sit down


No offence but does your life mean that little?


Did you see the contradiction up there? God fearing Virgins and Erotic Novel reading Onila?
How can you be trying to vouch for the two In one stroke?
RomanceRe: Ladies, How do you Avoid Guys U Are Sexually Attracted To by Switup: 6:54am On Aug 24, 2013
WackyJ1: Madam Go and sit down


No offence but does your life mean that little?


Did you see the contradiction up there? God fearing Virgins and Erotic Novel reading Onila?
How can you be trying to vouch for the two In one stroke?
nl and different personalities... I get ur point sha grin
FamilyRe: Who Do U Miss In Family Section..? by Switup(op): 6:33am On Aug 24, 2013
What is this chillisauce thing that infiltrated my thread...? Listen you don't bombard other nairalander's thread and invade okay....?

Rantin bladadash sayin i never met d nl'der i missed! So ur medulla oblongata cant make you realise that there are some really good personalities here even in the way they type(go to the sucide thread and see 4 urself)

WARNING: stay away from my thread if you must be high on weed and stay away from weed if u must be high on ma thread
FamilyWho Do U Miss In Family Section..? by Switup(op): 6:13pm On Aug 23, 2013
Within the years, many new users have come and many (should I say) have dejected (to make the word lighter)or left family section in part and narialand as a whole... So who do u miss most..?


For me.., it's bissybody! She was quite nice to me and a frnd too(I wonder if anyone even remembers her)


So who do u miss...?

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