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cheapgadgets6: Blvd dt India beat Nigeria 100-1 in a football match,indian players n ball dey turn to lion wch mks our players and even keeper run frm post ,and d onli goal we evntuali scord ws wen okparaji kicked d ball as it turnd to a bg rock and he died aftrwrds......so funi#lik if u blvd dsi was told this particular story too.... Exactly like this...! (but it was a bigger kid called 'nor nor' that really made me believe it.....(and this 'nor nor' was our oga @ d top back then) ![]() |
Cold faya: Wat if I just quote u to say hi.lol.... I don calm.e down...! Say hi and i'll say hey...! |
Na wah o..... I hate double-pastin and i just did |
Emmadani: ^^^IYAMMI.MBOK cool down.okay dear..... (Gulp a glass of chiled water) mmedo okay..... |
(screams in pure ibibio accent) Abasi mbok...! See all nl sissy's callin d little-miss-sunshine a golddigger like most of us won't do even worse if we had d chance...? Abeg free d expado..... Guys now do hit and run while ladies try to enjoy d money while the hit and run lasts........ It's a 50-50 thingy (i don speak ma mind;quote me just to insult and i go giv u wat i got in ma goody bag....... I ready 2day) |
(takes a square look at the thread; only one female has commented yet after 790views... Implying that) Girls are angry...! We stay by ourselves; you say we play 'hard to get'.....! We courageously seek You....; You say its bad....! Whatever shall we do...? ![]() |
leyitto: hun, it's QUINTESSENCE...hmm..! Thanx... |
kofsy: Hi switup(blushing blue) thanks |
(Enters thread after two days) hmm so this made fp...(Coool) Narialanders and there comments..! Some got me lol'in.., others s owed xpression of hatraed 4 govt.., yet others unformidable anger..! Still very many showed reasonable..! Up narialand at all comments ![]() |
Siena: ^^^ Yes, I believe the vehicle was moved, assuming it really did get struck by a train.God bless you |
Lagusta: When the boss talks, everyone does nothing, but MELLOW!!!!!!weLl am annoyed because trains havnt been in this town 4 so long probably 5years..! So I believe there should have been a warning+the victim in question who was tryin to avoid the road and parked at the rail was out for a short while...! I don't blame govt I don't blame d victim..! Fact is time and unforseen occurances befall us all..! (That's d reason I brought up the thread) Btw.., your post was really well thought before posted onlike some others..! |
In the early hours of yesterday morning.., in the busy region of elelenwon in port harcourt.., the first train to ply the rail way after so long a time bashed a car parked on d rails to shambles. I find this rather annoying as am so sure there was little or no information passed as to when the trains would begin to ply the rail..! Anyway.., there was no lost live N/B: (am an eye witness to the victim not a reporter so I may not have said it so right) |
^^^kk... Here we go Quintences(hope I spelt it well..) A perfect example of sth Sent eg;narialand is a quintences of a social site... ![]() |
ceospecial:is it that am overly excited this evenin or d comments in nl are been excessively funny.. LOL @ listing instead of listen ![]() |
^^^Some nlders can brin da laff autta u... LOL ![]() |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Maybe he walks like a duck[/quote]L to the o to the L ![]() |
I hate double pasting...! And I just did it ![]() |
Odunharry: man?kozin..! You are so much of a hot cake now o! Hope am still ur no.1 kozin o... And hope no one's taken ma space... |
Uyi Iredia: That a dude had s€x with me.but u are a dude...! Oops now I get it! |
Lawd...! Where have I been from the onset of this thread..? I love love learnin new words... I'll give mind without origin sha Fickle;changing suddenly+often Sent eg:the weather today is so fickle..! Discocumbulate; confused Sent eg:only discocumbulated narialanders insult in forums |
I feel so sorry for the young man who who had such good intensions... Hope he gets well soon |
What really got me laffin were the op's expression at the end of each sentence... Just imagine the facial expression from all those end comments... Eg I don die O pari ooo Yeey...(lol) |
Í laffed... So that was funny to me... |
Thanx brother sexkillz(winks)...! |
Enegod:enegod been nice on a thread..? Am as speechless as d word |
This is goin to be the most derailing question ever asked here but pls pls pls I really do need assistance on how to check+reply a pm sent to mÉ... ThÀÑx 4 help in advance. |
So am not d only one missin s/one ehh..? Lol |
WackyJ1: Madam Go and sit down |
WackyJ1: Madam Go and sit downnl and different personalities... I get ur point sha ![]() |
What is this chillisauce thing that infiltrated my thread...? Listen you don't bombard other nairalander's thread and invade okay....? Rantin bladadash sayin i never met d nl'der i missed! So ur medulla oblongata cant make you realise that there are some really good personalities here even in the way they type(go to the sucide thread and see 4 urself) WARNING: stay away from my thread if you must be high on weed and stay away from weed if u must be high on ma thread |
Within the years, many new users have come and many (should I say) have dejected (to make the word lighter)or left family section in part and narialand as a whole... So who do u miss most..? For me.., it's bissybody! She was quite nice to me and a frnd too(I wonder if anyone even remembers her) So who do u miss...? |
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thanks for joining us
and thanks for the word quintessence, a perfect instance of something. If you've been following this thread, you'd observe that ortopazz is the quintessence of... *runs for cover*
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LOL @ listing instead of listen