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Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Are To Meet 5 Nairalanders by Switup: 9:52am On Oct 06, 2013
1.Odun Harry- my kozin(wonderin where he's been off to)

2.mynd44- one nl'der i admire but who got me e-vexin(lol)

3.190-to find out why he so hates (hot) naija babes

4.cuddleme-my most loved writer in writin section

5. Pending... The nlder am to fix in here is currently not available..... Pls i'll try again later
RomanceRe: What Does She Mean When She Playfully Tells You That You Are SHORT by Switup: 6:40am On Sep 30, 2013
Sagamite: I think he is just speculating and included that height.

To some girls, 5ft7 is short.

There are many girls that want a guy to still be taller than her in their heels. For example if a girl is 5ft4, she might think a 5ft7 guy is short because if she wears a 4 inch heel shoe, she would be taller than him.

That does not mean 5ft7 is short though, it just means he is below her height requirement/desire/fantasy.
hmmm.... I see
RomanceRe: What Does She Mean When She Playfully Tells You That You Are SHORT by Switup: 6:50pm On Sep 29, 2013
Sard: how 'short' are we talking about here? 5ft7? 5ft4? 5ft1? 4ft10huh undecided
what da.....? Is 5ft7 short...huh

Then u must be a G.I.A.N.T
RomanceRe: Let's Talk About The "Silent Treatment". by Switup: 6:33pm On Sep 29, 2013
What about the silent treatment given here on NL...?






Yeah..., most of us will say it's a faceless forum...! But it's so annoying when one ask s/one a kwesion and there's this silence thereafter:@
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Switup: 8:28am On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]I can start with Harry Potter 1-7[/quote]ooooops.... Nope...! I don't do Harry Potter... Don't do vampire stories either...

But am so so crazy about crime novel or detective novels (and i love them most when they've got comedy in between d linz... Killer!) authurs like Brian Hagg or d like....
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Switup: 7:39am On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]What format can your device read? E-pub of pdf?[/quote]i guess it should be E-pub cus ma device doent download pdf... So may i know d genre u have available...? Or is that my chioce 2 make...?
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Switup: 6:40am On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]You can download em or someone can mail em to you[/quote]i like d second option.... Would u mind mynd...?

Sounds funny but am dead serious
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Switup: 6:36am On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]You can download em or someone can mail em to you[/quote]i like d second option.... Would u mind mynd...?
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Switup: 6:26am On Sep 27, 2013
Just finished reading Harlen Coben's one false move(again) two days ago... In the present..., am book-readingless(that is if bookreadingless is a word)

Anyway may i know how i can get 2 readin e-books...? I'll be grateful 4 any 4thcomin replies
LiteratureRe: Short Story Competition by Switup: 6:13am On Sep 27, 2013
(walks into thread..., sees how far the writing competion has gone... Sobs in agony) i've missed again...! An opportunity to show what i've got in stock(sobs).....

Wish i could turn back the hands of time so i'll be among the interested nominees......(sobs) (sobs) and (sobs some more).....
PoliticsRe: How Effective Are Our Emergency Numbers (767 And 112) by Switup: 1:11pm On Sep 25, 2013
^^^EvÉn before I make a snapp of the finger..., s/one's has already quote me... And fyi..., like I said Mr..., 80per cent were critisin.., makin negative statments and all... The nigerian team is not as bad as it's been painted... True it's bad but I said not as bad... So when sth good is said..., showin appreciations isn't bad at all.. So With all due respect Mr.Aboki stop hatin...

And I didn't critize nobody..., mind u
PoliticsRe: How Effective Are Our Emergency Numbers (767 And 112) by Switup: 12:49pm On Sep 25, 2013
Now I know most nl'ders are pathetic...! S/one just said how good emergency numbers in Nigeria are and virtually 80per cent of the posts here are criticisin....! So dumb

If u heard sth like 'armed robbers killed 10 and the emergency didn't show up' you'll have such oodles of oomph to rant gibberish... But then it isn't and many are hatin...! Na wah o
Foreign AffairsRe: Snake Found On A Plane In Australia, Passengers Stranded by Switup: 6:11am On Sep 24, 2013
dimdim001: *in Samuel L Jackson's voice* I'M TIRED OF THESE GOD DAMN SNAKES ON THIS GOD DAMN PLANE
lol
PoliticsRe: Michael Anthony Who Saved A Baby From Fire, Dies by Switup: 2:16pm On Sep 23, 2013
SPEECHLESS














































(that blank space above was 4 a minute of remembrance of ur good work).... I have hope 2wards God that there is going to be a resurrection of the righteous...¡
PoliticsRe: Michael Anthony Who Saved A Baby From Fire, Dies by Switup:
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Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Switup: 12:06am On Sep 10, 2013
VanTee20 if I send d end time committee to beat u up now..., pÉople will ask me how it has affected d price of garri in the market and others will scream all izz well...! Why on earth have u stopped po§tin naw..? Since august 21th...!

Do and come jaree... I miss ur jokes ni..! cry sad embarassed
LiteratureRe: Let's Write A Story Together!! by Switup: 10:17pm On Sep 09, 2013
Bossforeva: Bimbo: Am doing good doctor,My granny has been suffering since she fell down the staircase when i was 16.
and she left home in a bid of never coming back home(sobs) I tot I would see before she give up...! I am so....
BusinessRe: Can You Start A Business That Is Contrary To Your Faith? by Switup: 5:36pm On Sep 09, 2013
nairaland22: Does d church approve d use of CONDOM? IF or not it does, as a christian can u sell CONDOM?
fact is the use of condom is rational... A married couple who may not want to procreÀte but have sexual satisfaction have no penned warnin from the holy book not to use condoms...! However when youths indulge in fornication but makes use of condoms so as not to procreate..., u apparently know what has gone wrong

And by the way.., d holy book does not mention the word 'condom' and neither is there a hinderance to sell condom... So if as a seller.., I happen to have condoms in stalk.., I will freely sell it to patronizers since I do not knoW for what purpose it is required..!
BusinessRe: Can You Start A Business That Is Contrary To Your Faith? by Switup: 5:13pm On Sep 09, 2013
rodeo0070: See question o!
Ok, let me ask you this: Can you work in the Breweries(Guinness Nigeria)? Or Tobacco industry(BAT)?
as for your post.., it is a conscientious matter but a well (scripturally) trained conscience should allow you to make wise decisions




@topic...;can I start a business that is contrary to my faith
Ans: loud NO(except and otherwise when I've killed my conscience and that will be when a lizard becoms as taLl as a crocodile)PERIOD
LiteratureRe: Let's Write A Story Together!! by Switup: 4:43pm On Sep 09, 2013
Kslib: Yes,nurse,what is it?
the old woman; she's dead...! And at the last minute a girl came runnin in, saying the old lady is her grand mother who...
LiteratureRe: Let's Write A Story Together!! by Switup: 4:37pm On Sep 09, 2013
Kslib: Yes,nurse,what is it?
the old woman she's dead...! And at the last minute a girl came runnin in, saying the old lady is her grand mother who...
LiteratureRe: Let's Write A Story Together!! by Switup: 3:54pm On Sep 09, 2013
Kslib: She said she wanted to tell her daughter something..
The girl is on her way..
(nurse still thinking aloud) oh lawd.., I wish he can just notice how much I'm crazy about him... Instead he's all so annoying

(Another nurse runs in screaming...): doctor
LiteratureRe: Let's Write A Story Together!! by Switup: 3:27pm On Sep 09, 2013
Kslib: What?
Lets go,lets go..
(thinks aloud) what a doctor..! She is old and is dying as she as wished for... What's d rush..?

Doctor: nurse, are u lost..?
LiteratureRe: Let's Write A Story Together!! by Switup: 3:11pm On Sep 09, 2013
Kslib: "Is it the guy with a fractured skull",he asked...
No him,she replied!!
it's actually that old lady askin 4 mercy-killing..! She is finally dying peacefully grin
LiteratureRe: Let's Write A Story Together!! by Switup: 3:10pm On Sep 09, 2013
(This is not part of the story)I double pasted

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