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1.Odun Harry- my kozin(wonderin where he's been off to) 2.mynd44- one nl'der i admire but who got me e-vexin(lol) 3.190-to find out why he so hates (hot) naija babes 4.cuddleme-my most loved writer in writin section 5. Pending... The nlder am to fix in here is currently not available..... Pls i'll try again later |
Sagamite: I think he is just speculating and included that height.hmmm.... I see |
Sard: how 'short' are we talking about here? 5ft7? 5ft4? 5ft1? 4ft10what da.....? Is 5ft7 short... ![]() Then u must be a G.I.A.N.T |
What about the silent treatment given here on NL...? Yeah..., most of us will say it's a faceless forum...! But it's so annoying when one ask s/one a kwesion and there's this silence thereafter:@ |
[quote author=Mynd_44]I can start with Harry Potter 1-7[/quote]ooooops.... Nope...! I don't do Harry Potter... Don't do vampire stories either... But am so so crazy about crime novel or detective novels (and i love them most when they've got comedy in between d linz... Killer!) authurs like Brian Hagg or d like.... |
[quote author=Mynd_44]What format can your device read? E-pub of pdf?[/quote]i guess it should be E-pub cus ma device doent download pdf... So may i know d genre u have available...? Or is that my chioce 2 make...? |
[quote author=Mynd_44]You can download em or someone can mail em to you[/quote]i like d second option.... Would u mind mynd...? Sounds funny but am dead serious |
[quote author=Mynd_44]You can download em or someone can mail em to you[/quote]i like d second option.... Would u mind mynd...? |
Just finished reading Harlen Coben's one false move(again) two days ago... In the present..., am book-readingless(that is if bookreadingless is a word) Anyway may i know how i can get 2 readin e-books...? I'll be grateful 4 any 4thcomin replies |
(walks into thread..., sees how far the writing competion has gone... Sobs in agony) i've missed again...! An opportunity to show what i've got in stock(sobs)..... Wish i could turn back the hands of time so i'll be among the interested nominees......(sobs) (sobs) and (sobs some more)..... |
^^^EvÉn before I make a snapp of the finger..., s/one's has already quote me... And fyi..., like I said Mr..., 80per cent were critisin.., makin negative statments and all... The nigerian team is not as bad as it's been painted... True it's bad but I said not as bad... So when sth good is said..., showin appreciations isn't bad at all.. So With all due respect Mr.Aboki stop hatin... And I didn't critize nobody..., mind u |
Now I know most nl'ders are pathetic...! S/one just said how good emergency numbers in Nigeria are and virtually 80per cent of the posts here are criticisin....! So dumb If u heard sth like 'armed robbers killed 10 and the emergency didn't show up' you'll have such oodles of oomph to rant gibberish... But then it isn't and many are hatin...! Na wah o |
dimdim001: *in Samuel L Jackson's voice* I'M TIRED OF THESE GOD DAMN SNAKES ON THIS GOD DAMN PLANElol |
SPEECHLESS (that blank space above was 4 a minute of remembrance of ur good work).... I have hope 2wards God that there is going to be a resurrection of the righteous...¡ |
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VanTee20 if I send d end time committee to beat u up now..., pÉople will ask me how it has affected d price of garri in the market and others will scream all izz well...! Why on earth have u stopped po§tin naw..? Since august 21th...! Do and come jaree... I miss ur jokes ni..! ![]() |
Bossforeva: Bimbo: Am doing good doctor,My granny has been suffering since she fell down the staircase when i was 16.and she left home in a bid of never coming back home(sobs) I tot I would see before she give up...! I am so.... |
nairaland22: Does d church approve d use of CONDOM? IF or not it does, as a christian can u sell CONDOM?fact is the use of condom is rational... A married couple who may not want to procreÀte but have sexual satisfaction have no penned warnin from the holy book not to use condoms...! However when youths indulge in fornication but makes use of condoms so as not to procreate..., u apparently know what has gone wrong And by the way.., d holy book does not mention the word 'condom' and neither is there a hinderance to sell condom... So if as a seller.., I happen to have condoms in stalk.., I will freely sell it to patronizers since I do not knoW for what purpose it is required..! |
rodeo0070: See question o!as for your post.., it is a conscientious matter but a well (scripturally) trained conscience should allow you to make wise decisions @topic...;can I start a business that is contrary to my faith Ans: loud NO(except and otherwise when I've killed my conscience and that will be when a lizard becoms as taLl as a crocodile)PERIOD |
Kslib: Yes,nurse,what is it?the old woman; she's dead...! And at the last minute a girl came runnin in, saying the old lady is her grand mother who... |
Kslib: Yes,nurse,what is it?the old woman she's dead...! And at the last minute a girl came runnin in, saying the old lady is her grand mother who... |
Kslib: She said she wanted to tell her daughter something..(nurse still thinking aloud) oh lawd.., I wish he can just notice how much I'm crazy about him... Instead he's all so annoying (Another nurse runs in screaming...): doctor |
Kslib: What?(thinks aloud) what a doctor..! She is old and is dying as she as wished for... What's d rush..? Doctor: nurse, are u lost..? |
Kslib: "Is it the guy with a fractured skull",he asked...it's actually that old lady askin 4 mercy-killing..! She is finally dying peacefully ![]() |
(This is not part of the story)I double pasted |
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