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virussmart: “There are a few things men instantly observe when they meet a woman,
1. How Thick Your Hair Is

which type of hair are u talkin about...? Brazilian hair? Indian hair? Or nigerian hair..?

Is that Rihanna...? Damn.., she bleachin too much i must confess...

And btw.., 4 d record.., am d first 2 comment #haha#

I don't understand anythin he said..., but i sure do love that man... When i grow up and know how to read and write.., i will be like him, i promise...

Odunharry: yap...tell uncle i l b visiting this weekend..

oh okay and don't 4gt d nokia lumia u promised me o ooo... Winks

Odunharry: i am joo...i stil miss ur family though..
U knw it funi wen dy see us walk togeda n laff

lol... I don get cousin 4 nl whether i like am or not...

Enegod: wor wor girls looking for totally handsome + completely caring man... smh²

okay... U have been noticed.., ur user name is enegod... Now go french kiss a crocodile.. Just wonderin where if u are thinkin right...

Odunharry: it weird...so aw is uncle?

lol... Dude u aint ma cousin jaree..! But seriously havin that stigma was so funny cus of how untrue it was

[quote author=LOVE.HAPPINESS]I am that man, but I am too good for you. [/quote]oh! Common hun.., u dey beg jaree...

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[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]like the op.
Last Bullet:
Op, you can get them on dz site. Just use the search button.[/quote]lol

@op.., are u my cousin...? Cus when he was in skool with me.., people said i was havin an affair with him... Lol! Really weird i tell u...

At op, o common hun.., i won't demand..! Not at all but d money must be there 2/4 7... And btw have u gotten d criterials listed above..?

Ahem... I am lookin 4 a man who has never admired a gal.., who has never had sexual urge.., who has money to spend on me like mad but will never demand §e* in return.., who is ready 2 catch a grenade for me and yet will love me like the character rose in titanic... And btw, u must be tall 6'2 to be precise, dark, totally handsome+completely carin... Op, can u be that man...? Mtcheeeeew

ASUU plsssssssss call off the strike.., we can't continue like this o ooo... If this dude was busy with skool work.., he wouldnt be askin this kwesion... Eh?

Speechlesss

Is there a Doctor in d house...? Oh hi Doc, pls'd 2 meet u... (acts like Tom in tom n jerry when he meets a damsel) i've heard a lot about u.. Yeah... Am that ur very good patient.., u know na.., d one u always treat on weekends... <just kiddin jaree.., am so obsessed with Docs>

Anyway back 2 topic.. @op, pls begin now to kill an iota of emotionz u got on dis lady... She's AS, u're same and i belif u've encounted sickle cell patients b/4... The pain 2 come can b so unbearable....

Best thing 2 do.., complete avoid takin any chances with her cup it's obvious u've fallen in love with her and any attempt to have her will only heighten emotions..{in.my.own.opinion}

Dazl: my dear,5k can most definitely make meals for more than a week...and yes,it's same naija market we patronize
if you are given only lemon,you can make a good lemonade if you know your way around

yop.., u're right but am emphasisin d fact that been a woman is not about how much very little money she takes from d guy(though circumstances vary) but how well sth tangible comes autta her...

Odunharry: na so una plenti reach ni?
Let jus say bw a couple

lol... See try gettin ma point, 5k can be a huge run as well as nothing... But in an instance where d dude's got cash and he gives out 5k cus sissy is a woman not a girl..., then there is fire on d mountain

faithuak: WHY dos he do dat?am I dat ugly or wat?I can't explain it

now lemme come in there.., first ov all, no lady's ugly althoug sometimz we may feel a little awkward... Trust me...! Secondly ur guy may have this little dislike of starin in2 ur eyes cus maybe he feels u starin d life autta him... Who knows maybe u've got a set of mess.with.me.and.i'll.deal.with.u eyes... I got such eyes too and peers tell me it devours in2 their hearts so lots of me frnds don't look at me when we chitchat... Lol

Right now i've got top 5
1. Pink, just give me a reason
2. Justin timberlake, mirror
3. Tailor swift, u belong with me
4. One direction, what makes u beautiful
5. P square+lagbaga, unlimited...

These are my killer song presently...

Sanboy25: There are many points with which I disagree..... Anyway...

very true... Imagine d op sayin a woman can use 5k 2 make meals 4 a week... 4 which where...? 9ja...? I laff. Maybe some peeps havnt been 2 d market lately

It disgusts me...

That's all... Btw, good mo.o.o.o.oring Narialand....

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]A lot of things my dear friend, we just have to hop we are never faced with such depressing circumstances, and if we are, that we have the grace to overcome it.

A lot of people get suicidal, like after loosing your whole family, your job, maybe all your money, the list is endless.[/quote]thank u... Some people may never seem 2 understand d sins and secrets behind suicide till they are there...

Yomieluv: what of Steve Wonder,and our Son COBHAMS,aint they worth to be on the list?

no be garri to produce beat oooo

Good kwesion...

Decryptor: I hear guys here saying "i'll kill her","i'll beat her", "i'll throw her into the fire" bla bla bla!
You aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ the reasons why women treat us like scumbags! There is a way to teach a woman a lesson in such a way she can never forget!
Women hate humiliation and that is the only way to deal with them.
I f i were to be the guy (of course it can't happen to me cos i know how i handle the women i date)...I will just allow the jeep to burn without saying a word or reacting harshly...the effect: People will definitely ask her to come and plead with me and ask for forgiveness which when she does, i'll accept her back! Even if she does not come to me, i'll make serious efforts to reconcile with her.
Tactic: I'll start showing her love and we'll continue like we were before and i'd make sure i have a naked picture of her stored in my phone. Then i'll propose marriage to her and she'll sure accept my proposal.
Execution: On the day of the wedding after all the preparations and invitations, when an informant would have told me that the church is filled to the brim, i'll employ the services of an open trailer (long truck) that will convey the carcass of my burnt jeep to the church and on top of the jeep will be a very big billboard of her naked photo and the inscription, "You destroyed my car on "date of when the incident happend"...i won't allow you to destroy my life today "date of the wedding"! The pastor, her family members, her friends and everybody who came to the wedding will see it, it will be aired on TV news and trust bloggers. What other humiliation is worse than that?

lawd have mercy.., (slumbs..., regains conciousness within seconds) u can kill a generation... Are u 4 real...?