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RomanceRe: I Need An Advise From U... by Switup: 10:57pm On Dec 31, 2012
jidegirl12: ^^^^ like that! cheesy cheesy cheesy MOFO alright cheesy
*winks* nothin spoil...
RomanceRe: If Ur Dateing A Guy Dat Is Fear Frm U Ad He Dnt Call Stady Lik Befor Pls Did Dat by Switup: 10:49pm On Dec 31, 2012
Ymodulus: u ne parlent mieux le français que
l'anglais? si oui nous allons
communiquer en français et ne
soyez pas en colère contre les
messages ou y répondre c'est
normal. bienvenue à nairaland
oh mon Dieu... Elle parle un peu anglais... Oh la la.. Je ne sais pas... Je suis tres desolee sweet angel.., pardon moi......
RomanceRe: I Need An Advise From U... by Switup: 5:32pm On Dec 31, 2012
Seriously, @op this guy just came out ofva strained relationship.. I mean we talkin 'bout a decade plus a year..
That's been so long.. apparently 'le' dude is devastated and is in a state of non compos mentis.
So all he needs is your commitment to him.. Do give him all that plus mooooore
however, if he thinks he's gonno transfer aggresion from that previous relationship on u or if he's gonno use as a fling.., then ''DUMP THE MODAF**KING MOFO'' and move on.... There's absolutely no time to waste so use your time while it last....
(inmycandidopinoin)
RomanceRe: Boyfriend's Guide.... by Switup: 5:11pm On Dec 31, 2012
Just passin by....., nice thread though
RomanceRe: If Ur Dateing A Guy Dat Is Fear Frm U Ad He Dnt Call Stady Lik Befor Pls Did Dat by Switup:
***comments missin***
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Shall You Be Remembered For As A Nairalander? by Switup: 4:57pm On Dec 31, 2012
winknairaland's most quietest....!! That's me8-)
CrimeRe: Woman Arrested For Assaulting Boyfriend Over Bad S.ex by Switup: 8:54am On Dec 31, 2012
hmmmm.............. Okay
RomanceRe: Can You Woo In Your Mother Tongue? by Switup: 6:37pm On Dec 26, 2012
Flashaldrin: thanks dearie embarassed
haaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaahahahahaha...... U hilarious......

only, just make sure u never have an e-fight with anywho....., it isnt worth it k.. Au revoir.*winks*
RomanceRe: Can You Woo In Your Mother Tongue? by Switup: 6:33pm On Dec 26, 2012
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RomanceRe: Can You Woo In Your Mother Tongue? by Switup: 6:25pm On Dec 26, 2012
NeuroBoss: Voila swit up! vous vouliez que quelqu'un te courtise en francais
ouuuuiii.... Vien ici..., commence nous maintenant...?? *haha*wink*
Jokes EtcRe: Do You Remember The Nwosu Family? by Switup: 5:34pm On Dec 26, 2012
Leboska: we, what we read then was Alhj Bako family
daaaaaammmmmnnn!!! Sir u must have been in primary school at the same time with ma mom........ She used to talk about that along side Ali and the angel.......... Ona be them oldies*winks*
TV/MoviesRe: 20 Nollywood Movies We Will Never Forget by Switup: 5:22pm On Dec 26, 2012
daaaaammmmnnn!!! Igodo is one movie i adore... It was very scary back then

how about glamour girls
state of emergency
full moon
true confesion
executive crime.........,
just to mention but a few
*plus back then i was used to committin the crime of peepin through people's windows 4 movies alot*hehe*
RomanceRe: Can You Woo In Your Mother Tongue? by Switup: 9:43pm On Dec 25, 2012
lonipeter: pardon her, she's probably wishing she'd be wooed in French, nothing bad about that!
hey thanx 4 bein a knight in a shinin amour
RomanceRe: Can You Woo In Your Mother Tongue? by Switup: 9:39pm On Dec 25, 2012
Flashaldrin: you must be a proper dunce! French na your mother tongue??
And now hope u're feelin so fly callin s/one you'ld never met in ur entire human life a dunce huh...... Well am shakin ma head for humans like u who get pleasure gettin obsesed with fantacy...... Anyway have fun....; u've got just one life
LiteratureRe: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Switup: 9:50am On Dec 24, 2012
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff][size=13pt]''Google Shey Light Dey For House?''[/size] cheesy[/color]
cheesycheesycheesy u funny bro.....
RomanceRe: Can You Woo In Your Mother Tongue? by Switup:
Hey here, mrnin..... Well am a lady and i do french..... So here we go: oh amouri, i luv you the way the indians love themselves.... J'adore, je t'aime..... I think of you like i think of maself.... Mon cheri, mon vivre......... What a fish is without wateris what i am without you... I luv u, je t'aime..... Bissssss;kissssses
RomanceRe: Money Or Attention: Which Do Ladies Prefer? by Switup: 4:09pm On Dec 21, 2012
i prefer both extensively...... Moooooooney+attention=we live happily ever after *winks*
RomanceRe: Who Has Been Single For Over A Year? by Switup: 9:19pm On Dec 20, 2012
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*yawns*
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gud nite NL...
RomanceRe: Who Has Been Single For Over A Year? by Switup: 9:18pm On Dec 20, 2012
Baby mama: [color=#990000]Since baby daddy picked race,I have been single for 5 solid years
5 years chara oku my people cry
hehe this is fuuuunnny. heyaa:... Sorri ooo..... BTW, how babie....., mama......??
RomanceRe: No Veil,no Marriage by Switup: 7:41pm On Dec 18, 2012
Cased close....

NEPA don go......

Every you, pack ya bag and go home........

BTW, i ninth'ed. Hehe
RomanceRe: . by Switup: 7:23pm On Dec 18, 2012
Anyway, back to ur topic......, i 've tried method 2 before and funny how it worked.. Hehe
RomanceRe: . by Switup: 7:20pm On Dec 18, 2012
Daaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnn!!! Chopurmoni l just luv the way you flow with words...............
High five.....
RomanceRe: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 2 by Switup: 12:48pm On Dec 18, 2012
Haha. Extend ma gritinz 2 ha when she(not a maniquin this time) comes
LiteratureRe: "Kidnapped For Rituals In Broad Day Light" by Switup: 12:35pm On Dec 18, 2012
Ddddddaaaaaammmmmnnnn!!! Please come out of the bloom and complete this, would you.... It's a thriller and me likey likie
Jokes EtcRe: Which Of These Is D Hardest 2 Find In 9ja(a) Virgin at 20 (B)Jobs (c)true Luv by Switup: 11:24am On Dec 18, 2012
Who says we don't have virgins above 20 in 9ijja.....?? At least our very ONILA is one.
And true love........?? At least first time lovers claim to have found true love...
But Jobs...?? Hell no. In my opinion, a job vacancy is 250:15 cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Most Popular Guy & Girl on the Romance Section by Switup: 1:21pm On Dec 17, 2012
The right topic should be most popular boy/girl on "romance section" not nl

well, my top three are:
1)idowuogbo...(am always havin problems gettin ha name right)
2)Mynd44 and
3)190+190theclown
RomanceRe: Tackling Bad Habits Yourself. by Switup: 12:43pm On Dec 17, 2012
Hey op, that's a nice one... Thanx, Gracias, Merci, Alligratto....

But op, dont u think u're postin this on a wrong thread.......?? I think it'll fit in perfectly in another thread
RomanceRe: Pls Advice, Its Urgent! by Switup: 11:31am On Dec 17, 2012
Am not really perfect on this thingy, but i guess it means: we'll date, have sex+have a good time, but we'll break up pretty soon and when we do please let's still be "friends"
RomanceRe: Facts About Relationship That You Must Know by Switup: 7:26am On Dec 17, 2012
Adufaye: Dats d damm truth...kudoz op..2 add 2 it,relationship,cn last 4 many yrs bt wil surely break...same wit courtship n marriageship(pls if u wnt 2 mari or u r maried dnt cal ur mariage,mariageship! Cal it maried lyf grin) BCUS ALL SHIP MUST SINK AND BREAK 1DAY
hahahaaa. This is hilarious
PhonesRe: Are You Experiencing MTN Network Failure? by Switup: 7:34pm On Dec 14, 2012
Well when i saw this thread i really really wanted to just rush in and scream-type: mtn is just as empty as an empty N(etwork), but, damn; NLders got me so L'ing o so L..............
Thanx 2 u'all who gat me laffin..
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many Of Your 2012 Goals Did You Achieve? by Switup: 12:03pm On Dec 11, 2012
Hellooooooo narialand
FamilyRe: The Most Important Lessons Your Parents Taught You? by Switup: 7:41pm On Nov 18, 2012
Dad: With ma dad i was taught never to BEG anyone for cash..., not even ma elder brother. 'work for the money you want' he always sayz

mom: taught me how to cook
Taught me how to dress and be good lookin
also taught me how to always seat with ma legs crossed... Can u imagine....??

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