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Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh Deported From USA - Headofsocials.com by SycophanticGoat: 8:41am On Nov 01, 2017
Why won't they deport him when his useless, meaningless lyrics noise are/is capable of causing dangerous migraine and increasing high blood pressure to an alarming level. Americans don't want to put the lives of their people at risk, so don't blame them.

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Health / Re: 200,000 Living With HIV In OYO State- The Nation by SycophanticGoat: 8:27am On Nov 01, 2017
Ologunsunny:
God help us all

You must be a senseless pedophilic dingbat to post such a disgusting picture here. Tell me how tge useless and animalistic picture you posted relates to the thread topic.

Well, many are mentally incapacitated, but only a few of them use the internet.
Nairaland / General / Re: Africans Attack DHL For Tweeting "Bushland" Africa Advert. by SycophanticGoat: 8:24am On Nov 01, 2017
Useless Africans only know how to unite when they perceive a white making a degrading comment about them; only to go back and continue perpetrating genocide against themselves.

Tell me what is degrading about that post or they always want to find racism in everything.. Nonsense..

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Politics / Re: Buhari Aware Of Maina’s Reinstatement, I Warned Him —hos In Leaked Memo by SycophanticGoat: 1:12pm On Oct 31, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
Mynd44 did anyone bar you from commenting on this Mainagate or you are a paid hack that doesn't want his benefactor to get angry. Buhari your saint knew about Maina but did nothing.



Mynd44 i dare you to speak up here and shame your critics or you are not different from sarrki

There's no difference between both bigots you quoted..
Religion / Re: Church Members Walk Out On Pastor Adefarasin Over Tithing by SycophanticGoat: 9:34pm On Oct 29, 2017
FortifiedCity:
Alright, remember to check on me everyday.

You two should get a room na.. SmH undecided
Politics / Re: Maina: Garba Shehu Needs Psychiatric Evaluation - PDP by SycophanticGoat: 1:21am On Oct 27, 2017
NigerDeltan:
angry
Even sarrki of nairaland needs brain surgery for supporting Maina

You mean brain transplant?

The truth is, a dogs brain is more useful and works better than that of 99% of Buhari supporters'.
Politics / Re: Buhari Knew Of Maina’s Governorship Campaign In Kano - Junaid Mohammed by SycophanticGoat: 8:45am On Oct 26, 2017
Where is that useless and idiotic cleverly foolery, jumping from one thread to another since the beginning of this saga; and attacking Jonathan instead of facing his useless god called Buhari?

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Family / Re: My Sister Is Cheating On Her Husband For Not Supporting Her Financially by SycophanticGoat: 5:59am On Oct 25, 2017
Melodyz:



Going to a year now, the husband has never for once asked about his daughter, his son that is with him sef has no formal textbooks they use in school and my sis refuses to send to him to buy textbooks for him, saying he is his responsibility

Bear in mind that the son she shipped off to the father will definitely grow up to hate his mother. She should've just catered for him rather than shipping him off to the irresponsible man she got married to.

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Family / Re: My Sister Is Cheating On Her Husband For Not Supporting Her Financially by SycophanticGoat: 5:56am On Oct 25, 2017
Melodyz:




Seriously I don't want to Invade her space, and besides I'm graduate but have no experience via marriage stuffs.... I don't see it as a big of a deal asking those sort of questions

Stop using "via" wrongly bro.. Hope you know it's a synonym of "through". It should be I have no experience about (not via) marriage.

That said, advise your sister to get a divorce. It's as simple as that.
Politics / Re: Destruction Of 337 Bottles Of Beer In Jigawa: Hypocrisy Gone Too Far by SycophanticGoat: 7:34am On Oct 24, 2017
stinggy:


Since you asked for it, here are few benefits of beer consumption:

- Prevents Cancer

- Protects Heart

- Increases Bone Density

- Prevents Anemia

- Lowers Blood Pressure

- Delays Aging

- Prevents Gallstones

- Improves Digestion

- Reduces Risk of Kidney Stones

- Stress Buster

- Diuretic Quality

- Cleanses Gastrointestinal Tract


Now tell me the benefits of the hard drugs and snuffs they inhale in the North - tram, gum, etc, yet there's no war against it from the same government. They smoke like chimney, almost every boy above the age of 12 accompany a bottle of coke with 2 sticks of cigarettes. Which one kills faster - cigarette or beer?

How is it the government's business if I choose beer over drugs?

The worst part is that those foolish northern governors will still request for their share of beer tax generated primarily by southern states and lavish the money on women and drugs.

Hypocrisy is the first enemy of Northerners.

They chew tramadol like biscuits and consume benylin and codeine like water, yet they pride themselves as non consumers of alcohol. The worst part of it all is that the alcohol they banned is of health benefit if consumed in moderation (although I neither consume alcohol, smoke nor abuse drugs). However even when consumed in excess, alcohol isn't even as harmful as the drugs northerners abuse, neither is it as harmful as cigarettes.

Hypocrisy sure stinks!!!

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Politics / Re: Destruction Of 337 Bottles Of Beer In Jigawa: Hypocrisy Gone Too Far by SycophanticGoat: 7:26am On Oct 24, 2017
BabaRamota1980:
What good is beer anyway, beside gets you intoxicated out of your cognitive senses?

Beer is cherished by people that want to escape conscious awareness and self accountability.

The same peoplw in the north who reject beer abuse various types of pharmaceutical products (benylin and codeine, tramadol, etc.) which are even more harmful to the human system than beer. The north should free itself from open hypocrisy. Allow beer consumption and see northerners shun drug abuse.

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Politics / Re: Southern Governors Forum Meets In Lagos Tonight (Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 7:14am On Oct 24, 2017
This is what we've been pointing out about Nairaland and their biased moderators. They were quick to hide the comments of Igbos they presumed to have hit the nerve but then left the comments which attacked Igbos and clearly broke the rules.

Later it's the same people that will come out to spit faecal deposits about Igbos destroying bridges. What is this if not double standards and tribalism? These same set of people will climb to the top and you expect anything positive from them? Never! No difference between some Nairaland moderators and the nepotistic president called Buhari.

Cc Seun, Mynd44. I don't care if you ban me, I will always say it as it is.

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Politics / Re: Dambazau Lied, I Didn’t Reinstate Maina – Head Of Service by SycophanticGoat: 9:15pm On Oct 23, 2017
obonujoker:
Anytime I visit threads such as these, and I don't see the likes of Vedaxcool, passingshot, Omenka (the bl**dy big*t), Modast., etc, defending baba, I get angry

Fixed! cool
Throwback:


I swear Buhari is a wanton disappointment. Like you opined, he has failed himself, not us. From almost being the best civilian president that never was, he is now the mistake that never should have been allowed.

He has so effortlessly demystified and unravelled himself as aimless and hopeless. From the medical trips abroad, to the slow response to corruption within the presidency, we have a president who has displayed the worst of the character and attitudes he once criticized.

How can the government of the day be in so much disarray simultaneously?

Now I remember the retort, "which presidency?", Who is the presidency??.

Once again we are on the march, looking for a worthy President a nation can be proud of.

Fixed! cool
Politics / Re: Dambazau Lied, I Didn’t Reinstate Maina – Head Of Service by SycophanticGoat: 9:11pm On Oct 23, 2017
yaki84:

attention, this account has been hacked.

doctokwus has since retraced his step (say since early 2016 if I'm not mistaken). So he's very much aware of what he typed.

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Politics / Re: Dambazau Lied, I Didn’t Reinstate Maina – Head Of Service by SycophanticGoat: 9:07pm On Oct 23, 2017
obonujoker:
Anytime I visit threads such as these, and I don't see the likes of Vedaxcool (vedaxf**l), passingshot (the idi*tic big*t), Omenka (the bl**dy big*t), Modath (the cl*set big*t)., etc, defending baba, I get angry

Fixed! cool

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Romance / Re: Ex-Corper Who Had Three-some In Owerri With 2 Facebook Girls, Shares Their Pics by SycophanticGoat: 4:27pm On Oct 23, 2017
Continue doing party with runs girls until you end up with a disease bigger than you.
Celebrities / Re: Gucci Mane’s Wedding Cake Vs Nigerian Independence Cake! by SycophanticGoat: 2:27am On Oct 23, 2017
ijobaooorun:
U can't use dat to compare joor.

Nigeria is in recession but gucci mane isnt grin

You'd be surprised to hear that tens of millions of naira (very possible) was budgeted for that crappy looking cake which no one will eat after the dead brained dullard cuts it.

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Romance / Re: He Is Spreading HIV, Am I To Blame? by SycophanticGoat: 3:25pm On Oct 22, 2017
Bibi294:

That's what you get when you ask lame questions... Why asking me the number of boyfriends I control grin... Sheybi you're one of them shocked

How will I be one of them when I never see your punaní before! SmH.. undecided

By the way, I don't like sharing my pie.. tongue
Romance / Re: He Is Spreading HIV, Am I To Blame? by SycophanticGoat: 2:03pm On Oct 22, 2017
Bibi294:

Ask google... It has answers to all questions

Lame and overused inarticulateness...

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Romance / Re: He Is Spreading HIV, Am I To Blame? by SycophanticGoat: 1:53pm On Oct 22, 2017
Bibi294:

What if your girl has another guy

How many guys do you have? cheesy grin
Travel / Re: The Proposed MKO Abiola International Airport Osogbo, Osun State (Photo) by SycophanticGoat: 6:25am On Oct 22, 2017
birdsview:
Benue State Governor said he was going to build a cargo airport..a cargo airport in a state with almost zero commercial activities... well well well.graders and bulldozers were brought to site..cleared an area of about 200 square metres..the start off ceremony was elaborate and colourful,and the rest as they say is history..I just hope this wouldn't be the case in Osun...Gov Ortom is just a nightmare to benue state

Buhari is a curse/nightmare to Nigeria and Nigerians.

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Phones / Re: Itel Celebrates 10th Year Anniversary With The Launch Of Dual Selfie Phones by SycophanticGoat: 5:34pm On Oct 21, 2017
alagba333:

see kettle calling pot black

Scam artist, nobody will fall for your useless and idiotic local scam. Go find work do. If na to carry blocks for building site, start from there. After all, people wey dey do am, no one wey you better pass..
Phones / Re: Itel Celebrates 10th Year Anniversary With The Launch Of Dual Selfie Phones by SycophanticGoat: 2:33pm On Oct 21, 2017
koolaid83:
See my account balance is working for all mtn sim

You are a very dull or should I rather call you a brainless scam artist? The way you've been typing your scam message for ages (using "is" instead of using the right words "it is" or "it's"wink is the same way you still type till date. You even used numerous monikers and the same terrible grammar to reply your own self.

Only foolish illitrates will fall for your scam.

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Education / Re: UI May Withdraw 580 100 Level Students For Poor Academic Performance by SycophanticGoat: 2:16pm On Oct 21, 2017
kay29000:
Wow! That't almost a quarter of all the year one students. They need to give them a second chance. I remember my first year in unilag, after partying and chasing girls up and down the first year, my eyes opened when i saw my GP at 1.5. I became serious in year two, and got so many 5's in many courses...i sha graduated with 2.9GP. I try small...when i first saw that 1.5GP, one of my friend advised me to drop out...thank God i didnt listen.

You for continue dey party and rock nyansh up and down na.. Na probation you for graduate with.. LoL

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Politics / Re: Omojuwa Replies Governor Okorocha: You Should Have Ignored Instead of Lying by SycophanticGoat: 7:31pm On Oct 18, 2017
Bolustical:
I bet the handler never knew who J.J Omojuwa is, he might have thought he's just an ordinary Tweeter.

This is damage control gone sour.

BTW, I don't really think Governor Rochas is really nursing any political agenda after his tenure coz no sane politician will embark on projects that will permanently remain an albatross for him.

He could have used that same amount of money to make the notoriously dirty Douglas Road a cleaner place.

Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!! I thought that you APC jobbers claimed that Okorocha is the only Igbo man worthy to be elected as the president of Nigeria?

On behalf of the entire Igbo tribe, I donate Okorocha Rochas to you lots free of charge. grin cheesy

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Education / Re: Panic In Ondo Schools Over Vaccination (Photos, Video) by SycophanticGoat: 3:07pm On Oct 17, 2017
lurther:
@Hungerbad.......... where is Hungerbad and his stupid epistle on how the south east and south south are illiterates.

He cant type again? Oh it is now his own brothers from ondo state the south-west?

All those Buhari supporters from soth-west that were condemning the south-east children from running away from an unknown vaccine, should go and donate their children to the military to inject them with the vaccine. No be to the talk up and down.....The military don show for Ondo State, let them take their kids to them.

@Hungerbad the only educated man...... take your children to the military for vaccine injection, they are in your state

Are you minding that hypocritical numbsk*ll? You will never see the mor*nic imbec*le here. Even if his children or relatives are involved, he will be the first to go sneak them out forgetting he had insulted and maligned the whole of SE and SS for doing same. May Nigerian military vaccine fall on him and all his generations! Usel*ss fellow like him.

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Politics / Re: Nobody Should Kill Nigerian In South Africa – Jacob Zuma by SycophanticGoat: 5:36pm On Oct 16, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
angry sad grin wink sad undecidedOfcus what do u expect when some set of BSS lunatics with dagger,cutlass,guns dey dragged/looked for Hausa to kill in Abia state nkoh?And those Bastards wey dey developed Somebody backyard with crime nkoh.

You mean the skull miners from your state? God will help them all..
Romance / Re: Zimbabwe Man Accuses Girlfriend Of Giving Him HIV, Leaks Her Sex Video & Pics by SycophanticGoat: 5:18am On Oct 16, 2017
Ritajovy:
Why should he use social media to destroy me? It only takes a single post to destroy one’s life. What if my parents see those pictures and the post? I have a life to live and I don’t know why he wants to destroy me like this.”

Childish n immature. Engaging in premarital sex already destroyed you before he completed the destruction. I don't know how girls do this. Think of the repercussion of whatever you want to do before engaging in it. Be ready to face the brunt of any fallouts!

Engaging in premarital sex is cool (you can try it for yourself). What's not cool is allowing a guy to take your nude pics..
Properties / Re: ₦151Billion: World's Most Expensive Home, This Is What It Looks Like(Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 2:38pm On Oct 13, 2017
NeeKlaus:
One former Minister of Petroleum can afford this without breaking a sweat. .


I didn't call names, please. I am not really feeling fine. sad

A present GMD serving in the ministry presently can afford to buy 10/of that houses..
Crime / Re: Man Beheads His Sister In Benue During Hot Argument (Video) by SycophanticGoat: 7:34am On Oct 13, 2017
ABJDOT:
Remember Buhari is someone father, it's only here in Nigeria we don't respect our leaders, Shame on you.


Buhari is a useless, brainless, senseless, headless, tactless, worthless, visionless, directionless, bigoted, divisive, idiotic, animalistic, tribalistic, nepotistic, demonic and barbaric never-do-well!

If e pain you, go hand yourself..

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