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Crime / Re: Kidnapped Female Corper Rescued In Nasarawa (Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 7:23am On Oct 13, 2017
Too many idiotic and animalistic he-goats on this thread. So if na una sister them kidnap and later police rescue am, first thing you go do na to call am ugly girl or disown am? Some guys need to have their balls ripped out of their nuts sack and used to play baseball. SmH..



@Kingtom my nigger! I see you!! wink

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Crime / Re: Police Nab Graduate Who Traps Victims With Sultry Ladies by SycophanticGoat: 5:17pm On Oct 12, 2017
Proffdada:
he schooled in the yEAST, what do you expect? undecided

I'm sure he would have been worse if he was brought up in Ogun, if you know what I mean. Skullastical mofo!
Crime / Re: 50 People Arrested With 48 Bags Of Drugs In Lagos(photos) by SycophanticGoat: 8:40am On Oct 12, 2017
vchykp:


you dont know what i mean by street, u no dey street, no just bother, even with your voice, if i carry u waka 1 day, u fit no gree great me again for life.. street is not smiling.. #u no fit understand

Bros, anyone who's hustling (legitimately or not), is on the streets. I must not go the extreme before I'm considered a street guy na, abi?
Politics / Re: Army Denies Rumour That ‘Soldiers Force Injections On Pupils’ by SycophanticGoat: 8:33am On Oct 12, 2017
Marshalxv:



Mr man nobody is hating Buhari here.
How can you kill people in a region ,make them drink mud water and weeks later u come back to give same people free medical care.
Are you not aware of the bad relationship between the easterners and Nigerian army?

Now answer this question, if I come to ur place kill ur brothers, father, mother and beloved one and punish u extensively then weeks later come back to give u free medical care without any prior notice.what will be ur reaction?

A stone cannot be reasoned with. Please don't waste your time talking to stones bro.
Politics / Re: Army Denies Rumour That ‘Soldiers Force Injections On Pupils’ by SycophanticGoat: 8:25am On Oct 12, 2017
TeamSimple:
your username says it all

Yeah, my username is almost a perfect example of what you are. Add the word "hypocritical" to it and it becomes a perfect fit for you.
Politics / Re: Army Denies Rumour That ‘Soldiers Force Injections On Pupils’ by SycophanticGoat: 8:20am On Oct 12, 2017
KemjikaEme:

I've been going through comments by non Igbos on this issue since yesterday and i see a Generation of people that have lost all senses of reasoning due to astronomical prejudice and hatred for Igbos.
Since when did Military personnel start administering vaccination on children in Nigeria? What happened to the local health workers from the Federal and state ministry of Health.
Immunization of children have always been conducted in the East by government health officers and parents willingly bring out their kids for such immunization. So how come we didn't hear of children running away from immunization before now? When did it become the primary responsibility of the army in a sane democratic dispensation to provide and enforce vaccination programme on kids?
Were the school authorities and Parents informed prior the commencement of the vaccination exercise in the East?
If there was truly an outbreak of epidemic that requires a vaccination,shouldn't there be a Nationwide vaccination campaign in schools,churches and clinics?
Why would any reasonable parent allow a child to be vaccinated by the military when the government has not adequately sensitized the public about the contents of the vaccine?
You and your fellow bigots are displaying extraordinary ignorance which i'm utterly ashamed of.



There is no outbreak of an epidemic disease in the East and we have sufficient medical facilities in the face of any outbreak. I'm absolutely shocked that you consider the East a hotbed of deadly diseases and a region with insufficient medical infrastructure.
It's pathetic that Nigerians have your type of mentality because of deep resentment of Igbos. Wow!!

Why on earth do you deliberately waste your precious time trying to talk sense into a stone? You can never achieve success in this regard bro.

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Politics / Re: Army Denies Rumour That ‘Soldiers Force Injections On Pupils’ by SycophanticGoat: 7:57am On Oct 12, 2017
TeamSimple:
I wonder why the igbos I meet on daily basis as friends aren't silly as the ones I meet here on nairaland .Are the igbos on nairaland a special breed of no sense tribe ?

You are a perfect description of what you attribute to the Igbos on Nairaland. Check yourself very well; don't use a stone with which you should hit your skull and throw at another person. You can't stereotype a tribe and still think you are reasonable or sensible. You are just a perfect example of what a senseless tribe is.
Politics / Re: Army Denies Rumour That ‘Soldiers Force Injections On Pupils’ by SycophanticGoat: 7:51am On Oct 12, 2017
raker300:
’this person was once a mod here..

Imagine the mind on such a person.’


So I am an Ipob youth (indigenous people of Biafra)...along with 40 million people like me.

What’s your point exactly?

Abeg ignore that useless girl..

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Crime / Re: 50 People Arrested With 48 Bags Of Drugs In Lagos(photos) by SycophanticGoat: 6:32am On Oct 12, 2017
vchykp:

enter street, u go know howfar.. i no wan talk sum kain thinx here, i for call names of SARS wey dey collect settlement for som certain areas.. nah social media b dis

Omo me I be street guy. But which SARs wan collect anything from me when I clean pass whistle? I no dey even take alcohol, I no dey smoke, I no dey womanize, I no dey keep dreadlocks, I no dey do yahoo yahoo, etc.

Na just me and my little hustle. Police people done search my bag severally when I dey travel. Them go see laptop but dem no go even open am talk more ask me if I be yahoo guy.. Even if them wan on my laptop, I go oblige sharply. The way I go even oblige, them go know say nothing incriminating dey the laptop.
Music/Radio / Re: Eminem Disses Donald Trump At The 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards by SycophanticGoat: 8:59am On Oct 11, 2017
mpowa:

Donald Trump is far worse than Buhari, he's only lucky to be in a country with proper structure and rule of law. Everything is not dependent on him on like in the case of Nigeria.


Haha haha haha haha!!! This is the biggest and funniest ever comment I've read since I was birthed into this world. No president, military dictator or tyrant, dead or alive, matches Buhari's incompetence. Buhari is a colossal failure. cool
Music/Radio / Re: Eminem Disses Donald Trump At The 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards by SycophanticGoat: 7:15am On Oct 11, 2017
Mynd44:
I love this part

"And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his
I'm drawing, in the sand, a line
You're either for or against
And if you can't decide who you like more and you're split
On who you should stand beside
I'll do it for you with this:
"Bleep you!"
The rest of America stand up
We love our military, and we love our country
But we bleeping hate Trump"


Guy is not joking

Donald Trump isn't even as bad as the useless, brainless, tribalistic, bigoted, demonic, blood guzzling and barbaric maniac in Aso Rock, yet people haven't even lashed out at the failure personified fool we have here.

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Crime / Re: 50 People Arrested With 48 Bags Of Drugs In Lagos(photos) by SycophanticGoat: 8:56pm On Oct 10, 2017
vchykp:


come to nigeria and see how it works..

I full ground inside Nigeria my brother.. I even dey Eko as I dey yan you so.. grin cheesy
Crime / Re: 50 People Arrested With 48 Bags Of Drugs In Lagos(photos) by SycophanticGoat: 4:46pm On Oct 10, 2017
vchykp:

I am not defending them in any way, if it where my wish, i will personally link them up to arrest d main drug lords in my area, but they will still come out in 2hours, SARS walks into every weed bunk to collect settlement and leave, they only cum bak for arrest when dey refuse to settle well.. what am saying is, they should do d main job of arresting and leaving them to face the law fully and not finding thier own pocket

The bold statement is probably what the SARs people have done now but you're still complaining.. cool
NYSC / Re: Ogun Corper Beaten By SARS (Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 1:19pm On Oct 10, 2017
deepwater:
My dear friend, i am sorry about your experience.
But honestly the govt doesn't give a Bleep about you or your ordeals with sars.
You are still alive, you are lucky.
Many young men were killed innocently as the python danced.
What was your reaction? You didnt give up on Nigerian then, because it did not concern you right grin
Last week i witnessed the brutal beating of a man and his wife by a 2 Nigerian soldiers, just because the man said 'oga comot for road' so his bike wont hit him, he lost some blood for daring to tell a WHOLE Nigerian soldier to leave the road.

Like i said earlier,e go reach everybody one, by one.
Una no go see wetin go hit una!!!
In other parlance, you won't see it coming undecided
Keep cheering evil, a beast has no owner, it bites as the evil spirit leads

We gave up on this country before we were born, still can not believe how we got here in the 1st place.


In as much as I'm not happy with what happened to the OP, I must confess that your comment is apt and so meaningful. I made similar statements when some useless beasts of burden were rejoicing over the killing of Igbos for daring to protest and ask for their own country. I told them that the beasts they cheer today will attack them tomorrow.

There's not two ways about it. Every Nigerian or one or more of the people they care about will definitely experience police or army brutality/extra judicial killing. It's only a matter of time.

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Crime / Re: 50 People Arrested With 48 Bags Of Drugs In Lagos(photos) by SycophanticGoat: 1:07pm On Oct 10, 2017
vchykp:
this was a collective arrest of different weed sellers who refused to settle the police, i can only applaud the police when they stop oppressing people who dont have money

blessedweapon:
I just feel the police arrested local weed sellers who refused to settle them

That doesn't in anyway exonerate the criminals. They're still criminals and should face the law. Stop defending criminals from your region.
Politics / Re: The Crocodile A Niger Delta Man Killed (Photo) by SycophanticGoat: 1:02pm On Oct 10, 2017
Very soon we will hear or read about crocoflu, doggypox, piggy cough, cat swag, whaletiasis, etc. since Nigerians don't want to stop feeding on anything that has legs and reproductive organs..
Romance / Re: The Beautiful Ones Are Underground by SycophanticGoat: 12:47pm On Oct 10, 2017
Kriszzy01:
I'm innocent O and I'm sure Angel knows it too...It's so glaring even from my dp lol.
BTW, that hand on the fair babe in Ur DP is really long. I can't still figure out who has it. Help me out bro.

Hehehe, na so we see am oh.. Everyone you swing one that pic are related apart from the short guy there. By the way, both of those female cousins of mine are 6ft2in. So you can estimate the height of others... cool

The hand on the shoulder of the girl with red singlet belongs to the guy on specs (6ft 5in), while the two hands raised up belongs to the guy behind (6ft 1in).

The pic was taken by the girl in front.
Events / Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!+1 Today::(photos) by SycophanticGoat: 6:57am On Oct 10, 2017
sekxy:

winkthanks alot..I appreciate! !...bless you

You're welcome. Please do tell that beautiful girl by your left in the first pic that someone is seriously tripping for her.. Thanks in advance.. cool

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!+1 Today::(photos) by SycophanticGoat: 6:33am On Oct 10, 2017
Slayer2:
See her ugly face. After you don insult people finish for here. You they find happy birthday undecided

Ada di ora nma!! Imara nma nwanyi inu go? No mind this frustrated entity. If e pain am say people dey wish you happy birthday, make I wish you 10 of it in arrears..

Happy belated birthday oh yeh beauty from the east. May your sun continue to shine and blind the eyes of haters like the one I'm quoting here. May your enemies come to you seeking paid employment in the nearest future. May they wish that their girlfriends or wives get to half your level. Amen!

Cc Sekxy: PS.. You deserve a lot of likes..

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Romance / Re: The Beautiful Ones Are Underground by SycophanticGoat: 6:27am On Oct 10, 2017
Kriszzy01:
Lol. Whatever means U R okay with. U could send me a mail through my profile, then we'll see.

Hunter done dey find bush meat.. SmH..

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Romance / Re: The Beautiful Ones Are Underground by SycophanticGoat: 6:26am On Oct 10, 2017
What is a "deadrat" doing on the internet? Bia rat, I hope say you no follow destroy Aso Rock when our dullard president been go on medical tourism?
Romance / Re: Sex On First Visit. Does It Mean She Is Cheap? by SycophanticGoat: 5:47am On Oct 10, 2017
adajoe555:
which girl will do that, just visiting for the first time then sex?

I wonder

What you are bound to do in 10 years time, why not do it on the first day and get it over with?

It saves both of us the arduous stress. I've had a few first date sex, I've also had a few second date sex. Never have I labelled such girls as cheap.

It only takes a foolish guy to do such..

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Fashion / Re: Makeup Artist Does Blackface When She "Can't Find A Black Model" by SycophanticGoat: 8:09am On Sep 29, 2017
grin grin grin grin

It's only on situations like this (or when Nigerians are specifically targeted) that you will find black men from various divide, uniting to attack the white man. Once the heat cools off, they continue with butchering one another or carrying out genocide against themselves; like they aren't actually far from the porch monkey they're usually called..

I have never found white racism as bad as the black man's tribalism, religious bigotry, nepotism, etc.
Career / Re: Nkem Okechukwu, Graduate Who Taps & Sells Palm Wine (Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 11:59am On Sep 27, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
cool we Afonja train people to be useful/respectful to to the society.Those ones Dat Kal themselves Igbos miscreants following dat lunatic, hunchback school dropout terrorist better think twice..God bless u Nkem okechukwu.U'll shine

What of the skullanders from your side? I'm very much aware you trained them.
Music/Radio / Re: Are these P'square's Top 10 Greatest Hits? See inside by SycophanticGoat: 4:13am On Sep 27, 2017
MrBigiman:


Maybe u are one of Paul Boys, don't come here and say thrash, I know my onions when it comes to music. Listen to B2K, if u where in that Era, Omarion and Lil Fiz where doing the most singing, they both thought they where the bedrock and went solo, today Omarion is largely unsuccessful, while Lil-fiz not in the limelight anymore. People only accepted B2K because they where young teenagers with a different perspective. So forget about praise singing for Paul.

Maybe you're one of those Peter boys I guess.. Peter himself even acknowledged that Paul's songs were the secrets behind their success so all these useless comparison you're bringing here doesn't hold water.

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Music/Radio / Re: Are these P'square's Top 10 Greatest Hits? See inside by SycophanticGoat: 10:57pm On Sep 26, 2017
MrBigiman:
lf Seniorita or any of those songs in the Timbuk 2 album is not there then forget about it. That was the sincere P-square. Other songs sang afterwards are merely commercial stunt and facades. If their first album under Timbuk2 where sold now based on sincerity, passion and content, it would be worth a million dollar, for it was a piece from the heart. Peter though largely misunderstood have always tried to protect the initial driving force of the P-square brand, but sadly greed, quest for money and fame and cheap popularity on Pauls path, and an elder brother who thinks only about his belly have split their ranks. Paul and Jude feel Peter is less talented, but little do they know that people stood with them because they were united, individually no one will give a hoot about them. I'm out!

People will just come on the internet and spit bumkum. They will make assumptions, rather than call it what it is (an assumption), they will brand it a fact.

Do you even care to know if Peter was the one who's being an ingrate here? Paul has been doing the tedious task of writing and singing all their songs. That P-Square blew was because they had songs to release. No one would have given 2 furks about them if they dressed like Michael Jackson/Usher and only jumped up and down in the name of break dancing; without dropping dope songs to back it up.

If Peter and Jude had being riding on mostly the efforts of Paul to hit fame, success and wealth, then both of them owe their current existence to Paul. Stop jumping to conclusions and taking sides unnecessarily because it suits you.

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Crime / Re: Police Parade Vicious Armed Robbers/kidnappers Captured In Abuja (Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 9:55pm On Sep 26, 2017
PearlStreet:


It's not enough. You can donate those of your family members too.

No no! I will advise you to follow the trend in your state. Those Alufas and pastors use relations, friends and well wishers, so do ensure to mine the skull of all your family members and that of relations too..
Crime / Re: Police Parade Vicious Armed Robbers/kidnappers Captured In Abuja (Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 7:28pm On Sep 26, 2017
PearlStreet:


Kidnapping is wrong and is a crime.

However, a particular tribe in Nigeria has an unusual affinity for crime and criminals. They celebrate criminals and give them chieftaincy titles.

Even here on Nairaland, they celebrate notorious criminals and thieves. They even adopt thieves from other regions and take them as theirs.

You'll see the elders at a family meeting ask a father to give up his seat for his son simply because the young man has money to buy them beer and snuff.


Like Tinubu was given jagaban and as Buruji KashAMU was elected as a senator?

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Crime / Re: Police Parade Vicious Armed Robbers/kidnappers Captured In Abuja (Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 7:25pm On Sep 26, 2017
PearlStreet:


He's awaiting sentencing in a Lagos Court for his crimes.

If it were in Potopoto Republic, he would have been given a chieftaincy title like Osisikanwu the Armed robber.

We from the poto side sincerely hope you can mine Evan's skull and testícles for your ritual delight.

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