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Health / Re: Resident Doctors Proceed On Indefinite Strike, Reject FG's Offer by SycophanticGoat: 4:29pm On Sep 04, 2017
nemynely:


Pardon my language but the fellow that liked the comment above is a .................
The fellow who posted this misinformation above belongs to one of the following categories below:
?someone who desired to study medicine but was denied by JAMB amongst other factors
?someone who was shipped out in 1st year of med school
?someone who was advised to seek an alternative course having failed to scale through either the 1st/2nd MB exams in med school
?someone who studied a four course, couldn't get a job 2-3 yrs after, only to run into his first year med student roommate who was getting paid as an intern at the time
?someone who is totally ignorant of the rigors, challenges, sacrifices, hazards Naija Doctors face/are subjected to in the course of training and practice
?you may choose to fill in other definitions of this fellow

Like I say "naija eye go soon clear" as most, if not all, Doctors are leaving/plotting to leave the country on a daily basis.
Fast forward to just 10 years from now I.e if the govt continues to play the ostrich:
?there will be a dearth of doctors
?only established private hospitals will be well run which only the rich clients can afford - there will be no room for "doctor abeg, my money no complete"
?doctors will desert the public health institutions
?NHIS/HMO would only be available to those in paid employment as more Nigerians would continue to loose their jobs, no thanks to our unfeeling, apathetic govt
?traditional/herbal medical practice will be on an all time high with an unassailable record of end organ damage eg kidney failure etc
TO CUT THE LONG STORY SHORT, a time will come when only the rich can access quality healthcare while the poor will be abandoned to their fate for failing to speak up for doctors now while it is day and I hope the fellow who spewed the comment above doesn't find himself at the nightmarish end of the divide!

Replying that brainless goat just put a huge pile of dirt on your beautiful post bro. I studied Engineering and even though we have never been given our due place as Engineers in this shithole of a country, I will never open my mouth to spill a full tank of watery faecal deposit like that goat you mentioned.

This is because, inasmuch as we are as important as medical practitioners to a nation, the importance of having well paid medical practitioners cannot be over elucidated. This is due to the level of risks doctors are exposed to but how will that goat (you quoted) take such into cognizance when he's probably one of the most ignorant beings the world has seen?

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Health / Re: Resident Doctors Proceed On Indefinite Strike, Reject FG's Offer by SycophanticGoat: 4:19pm On Sep 04, 2017
Firefire:
Things fall apart. embarassed embarassed

Nigeria is now technically on strike, since the president has also decided to be on strike by absconding from duty at Aso-Rock.


Painfully, only average Nigerians without private medical health insurance suffers. embarassed


1. ASUU on strike
2. Resident Doctors on Strike
3. Buhary on strike

Who will deliver Nigeria?

ajepako:


Indeed, There was a Country...

Things fall apart, the center cannot hold..
Brainless Buhari is loosed upon the world.. grin

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Phones / Re: Chinese Branded Smartphones: Would Your Ever Buy Again Or Go Back To Mainstream by SycophanticGoat: 1:22pm On Sep 03, 2017
ubev01:


Samsung phones are over priced, apple too. Xiaomi for me is best value for money, so i will keep buying xiaomi over and over again

Your head is there. I actually wanted to ask why someone would put BlackBerry (to me, anyone who buys overpriced and useless BB should have his testiclēs ripped off of his scrotal sack and used to play professional tennis tournament) in between Samsung and iPhone. Also you are 100% sensible. Why would I buy a phone for 280k when there is another of 100k that would gimme same specs as that of 280k?
Phones / Re: Why You Shouldn't Give A Roadside Engineer Your Phone by SycophanticGoat: 4:08pm On Sep 02, 2017
Benart:
Due to the limited service centres of smartphone and cost of repairs at service centre many individuals prefer to visit a roadside mobile engineer, who will definitely help you cause more damage to your mobile phone. Below i will be giving u 5 reasons why you shouldn't give a roadside engineer your phone

1. UNIVERSAL PARTS: Many smartphones definite part are very scarce in the market, so this engineer use a unniversal part in your mobile phone. How do you expect a machine to perform properly, with a universal part which it wasn't programmed to work with?

NB: it might work normally for some months or weeks but later that fault will definitely arise again or might lead to another problem.

2 YOU CANT GRANTEE AUTHENTICITY: Most of the mobile parts sold in the market are fake and it cant never be like follow-come part from the manufacturer. When this engineers use this parts in your mobile phone it may lead to a breakdown sooner or later

3 TRYING TO CUT COST: Most of this engineer are greedy individuals, they prefer to buy substandard parts too use on your mobile phone, just to make alot of profit from the job or to make you return back 2wks - 3wks later complaining about the same issue.

4.UNSKILLED ENGINEERS : This is very common in our country today, many of this so called engineers are not properly skilled, just because of the urge for independence most of them don't finish their training because they think they already know the basics. when such engineer is given a device which suffers an issue worst than the basics he tries to use patch to work technic to solve the issue, unknowingly to him that every circuit in your device are properly linked once one is alter it leads too a critical damage or another issue.

5. LESS KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DEVICE: Many Smartphone companies have their various technics, way they build the panels of their devices and computer programs designed to debug the panel of their products. Most of this engineers have limited apparatus to fix some mobile devices so they just try to patch and try anything that will make it get back to shape, whereby reducing and destroying the life span of the device.


My Experience: In the year 2014 i got a brand new device from an online store, the device i got actually has a service centre in were i reside. After using the device for like a year, it actually started developing some issues due too my carelessness.

When this issues became unbearable i actually decided to take my device to a roadside repairer who helped me fix the issue. The night i fix the issue i actually started noticing signs of what i fix but i actually ignored it with all confidence that it was never coming back. grin By the next morning the issue fully returned, so i had to return the device back to the repairer. This time he assured me 100% that it was never going to come up again, i happily joined faith with him.

Not up to 1month again i noticed signs of this issue again, i ignored it and managed my phone because it wasnt severe and i didnt have much money for monthly repairs. Some weeks later the issue became unbearable and i actually wanted to fix my touchpad so i decided to visit the engineer again. After he fix the touchpad and the issue, everything fixed was working fine and i left town, but i started noticing some new issues like 2 new issues and dirt in the fixed touchpad.

I was every confused i didn't know what to do, so i sold the phone out stating the issues to the buyer and we agreed terms. The buyer currently have fixed the issue developed by the phone and the issue developed by the roadside engineer over 5 times now in a space of 6months.

If u calculate the total cost spent on repairs of this my phone it could get you 2 of this mid-range device.


Remark: My advice for every mobile phone user is that he shouldn't get any device that doesnt have a service centre in your state or country and never give your device to any roadside engineer.

The way people abuse Engineering profession is quite alarming. It has gotten to the extent that even educated folks call technicians, welders, bricklayers, builders, tilers, painters and labourers engineers.

Even the moderators didn't deem it fit to correct this error of branding a phone technician an Engineer before pushing this to the front page. SmH
Romance / Re: Ladies Rate My Pic. No Guys Allowed Here! by SycophanticGoat: 3:06am On Aug 28, 2017
Augustap:
Ha okay o. I didn't know it was a corruptor. Op, take time o grin
shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by SycophanticGoat: 7:01am On Aug 25, 2017
emmasege:
Are you Yoruba? I'm one but never supported him in 2015 because I was convinced beyond every reasonable doubt that the worst of Jonathan would still be better than the best of Buhari. I've lived and worked in the north and I knew what his presidency was going to be like. Get me right, not all northerners are like Buhari. When I see a clueless northerner enmeshed in bigotry and nepotism, I can always tell, and Bubu happens to be one of them.

Next time, please bring your education into bear when electing our leaders. Good morning.

Very very sensible and reasonable of you. I schooled in ABU for five years and my encounter with them, especially during the post election violence made me conclude that I'd rather die than vote Buhari. Even though he's one of the worst politician in Nigeria, I'd rather vote for Atiku (no matter how corrupt he is) than the likes of Buhari, El Rufai, Kwankwaso, Ali Modu Sheriff and Kashim Shettima.

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Politics / Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by SycophanticGoat: 6:53am On Aug 25, 2017
Saheed9:
feed who?

You dey mind the mumu? Person never feed him poverty infested country finish, but him dey look for a more developed South Africa to feed.

Some Nigerians have their brains buried deep inside their bottom orifice, such that faeces usually rubs off of their brains before making it out and into the toilet. What a pity!

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Jokes Etc / Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by SycophanticGoat: 9:54am On Aug 24, 2017
ahaz:
who on earth could be more idiotic than you.

You're 100% right on this. It's only insane and idiotic elements who still support this animalistic and demonic government. So for someone like him still supporting a useless, disgraceful, distasteful and barbaric government; we can as well conclude that it's him and his ilks that are Insane and idiotic.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Campaign Organisation: Pasali & Bayero Supporters Clash by SycophanticGoat: 9:29am On Aug 24, 2017
PassingShot:

Your frustration is just starting. It hasn't even started.

Get the "like" you crave for and crawl back to your cave. grin grin

Oh! So this hypocrite is still alive? I thought that most sai barber demons kicked bucket.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Campaign Organisation: Pasali & Bayero Supporters Clash by SycophanticGoat: 9:27am On Aug 24, 2017
If the useless position wasn't lucrative, would these animals be battling for it. This goes to show the kind of government we have. They're more preoccupied with image laundering than delivering any of their campaign promises.

May it never be well with all the hypocrites and sycophants still supporting this diabolical government.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Blasted Obasanjo In 2003 For Spending 110 Days Globe-Trotting (Throwback) by SycophanticGoat: 2:48pm On Aug 23, 2017
Eluwilussit:


Obj was traveling around the globe for a good cause. Nigeria's foreign debts were mostly his reasons for traveling, and he got most of the debts cancelled. That's the difference. angry

Hey mister, I'm even on Ebola Ewu's side here. I only asked the guy to change the one year he wrote to 3 years and some months.

I don't want to know what he globetrotted for, just want to see the actual number of years placed in that comparison. Shikina.
Romance / Re: Man Refused To Pay Prostitute For Service After All Night Sex (video) by SycophanticGoat: 2:44pm On Aug 23, 2017
GeneralOjukwu:
Look at this girl well....

You would understand why Nnamdi Kanu said 99% of their women supply these services as IGR for Biafra.

wink

The guy sef. ...He should have wank3d when he knew he couldn't afford her

Slackened her vagina. ...increased her mileage and then refused to pay. I suspect he's an Afonja. ...too much agbojedi and burantashi

This one's skull was definitely supposed to be used as a sacrifice in an Ogun shrine but he escaped. The gods have been dancing on his destiny after the encounter.
Politics / Re: Buhari Blasted Obasanjo In 2003 For Spending 110 Days Globe-Trotting (Throwback) by SycophanticGoat: 2:25pm On Aug 23, 2017
tobdee:
What goes around, comes around.
Obasanjo: 110 days in a year.
Buhari: 103+83 days in 6 months.
Who is the bigger devil here undecided undecided

Change that of Ebola Ewu (Obj) to 3 years. The number of years he flexed around the world was 3 and some months (1999 to 2003).
Politics / Re: Engineer Refutes Hon. Amaechi's Statement On Railway by SycophanticGoat: 5:31pm On Aug 22, 2017
icedfire:
Engr is just a tag

Would u rather give your car to a Japanese or Chinese technician who works at Toyota and has years of experience or a Nigerian automotive engineer with an M.eng in mechanical engineering who can not diagnose a faulty car let alone design one?

Nigerian certificates are grossly overrated.

Ameachi i am sorry was right. The Chinese technicians as you call them have years of experience building railway lines in China, Kenya and other African countries. The Nigerian engineer is only good at gathering titles and certificates. Mni, mnse, M.eng, b.eng etc

All these statements of yours still boils down to the failures of our useless political elites who have failed woefully in discharging their duties and ensuring that our educational system is a priority. If not for their lack of regard for the institutions that people produce half baked graduates with only theoretical knowledge, our engineering graduates would've been better employable.

So the fault still hangs on the neck of the incompetent and animalistic minister/ex governor.
Politics / Re: North Is North, There Is No Middle Belt — Yahaya Kwande by SycophanticGoat: 10:23am On Aug 22, 2017
PatriotTemidayo:
Ofcourse! When its time for politics and election.

But once it's over, hausa-fulani takes all d goodies, agnore d middlebelt political appendages, and favour only their gworo munching folks
......
We are wiser now

If the above listed were the only consequences of aligning with the north, I wouldn't have been overly pertubed. My major concern is that they still go about shedding the blood of the so-called North Central people relentlessly.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Reacts To Buhari’s Speech, “Buhari Goofed Big Time In His Speech” by SycophanticGoat: 8:19pm On Aug 21, 2017
EgunMogaji:


You care too much.

You wrote a silly long winded thesis in response to a simple short sentence that I wrote.

You should focus more on folks that may care about your putrid, latrine style of writing as I don't read gibberish.

The good thing is that you ended up reading my reply to your own gibberish. Hopefully, my message penetrated into your "skull".

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Reacts To Buhari’s Speech, “Buhari Goofed Big Time In His Speech” by SycophanticGoat: 8:16pm On Aug 21, 2017
Nedfed:
Who's Seyi?
I only pray his obesity daughter doesn't inherit this cray fish brain from him.

Cos you get little change at your pocket you think you can mis-yarn right.

You should be more concerned about your terrible use of the English language. Did you attend only evening lessons in your village?
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Reacts To Buhari’s Speech, “Buhari Goofed Big Time In His Speech” by SycophanticGoat: 8:09pm On Aug 21, 2017
Richyicon:
Mumu seyi law go and concentrate on your over sized kid. That should give you more concern than the president's speech.

Your irrationality, insensitivity, inhumanity and your unattainable levels of hypocrisy and sycophancy, should give you more concern than Sheyi's daughter.
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Reacts To Buhari’s Speech, “Buhari Goofed Big Time In His Speech” by SycophanticGoat: 8:04pm On Aug 21, 2017
EgunMogaji:
Oma se o, even this thing has an opinion on Presidio grin


He's now a thing because he made reasonable analysis about the dumb jhadist president's speech? Even after all your exposure, you still are no better than an average hate-filled, hypocritical and tribalistic Nigerian.

People from your side seems to be very good at encouraging the north to embark on a full bloodletting against the SE. To think that even your people will benefit from such bloodletting (e.g. 2011 post election violence and some other ones) makes me ponder about your levels of reasoning.

You should have moved down to Nigeria fully before you begin to encourage a demented and demonic president to go on a full offensive against the Igbos. The chicken always goes home to roost.
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Reacts To Buhari’s Speech, “Buhari Goofed Big Time In His Speech” by SycophanticGoat: 7:53pm On Aug 21, 2017
Amajerry83:
Aunty Kemi Uncle Sheyi av started again!
Learn to use the English language more appropriately bro.
Politics / Re: Public Holiday For Buhari: Kogi State Trending On Twitter by SycophanticGoat: 1:59pm On Aug 21, 2017
kennygee:
The most useless Governor in Nigerian History.

I just pray marriage takes me away from that state.

Will you marry me?

kiss embarassed
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Musicians Categorized Into A - F List By AdebisiOlumide5 by SycophanticGoat: 10:51am On Aug 21, 2017
Essentials1:


Did you just say I missed Flavour N'abania in that list?? grin grin grin grin

If you have Yemi Alade and Wande Coal as A list and then Tekno and Phyno as B-list then your list is crap.

Do you know since when Phyno has been in the game, producing on the background? Heck he even has enough hit tracks (even as a rapper) to earn him a place above some of the people you placed above him.

For Tekno, you're doing yourself a great disservice by not considering how far that guy has gone dropping hits after hits. A rare talent. Producing hits like "IF" and also having dropped several hits even at a not so long a career. If Tekno has released 30 songs since he started, then nothing less than 28 were hit tracks.

And that your list isn't even complete without Don Jazzy.

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Family / Re: Parents Gone Wild: Bleaching Children's Skin by SycophanticGoat: 10:28pm On Aug 18, 2017
1Sharon:
Here we go again. undecided

Bleaching is not always harmful, doctors even prescribe hydroquinone. But applying those creams on a newborn, I don't think is right.


I wonder why woman that relax their daughters hair don't get much heat?

Nigeria is not a country that appreciates dark skin. Someone here called the woman on my profile a black demon.

This is all a charade.

Bleached skins are disgusting! I'd rather be with that cute black beauty on your profile than have a woman with up to 4 different skin colors.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election Will Hold - Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB by SycophanticGoat: 9:41pm On Aug 18, 2017
Abagworo:
https://www.channelstv.com/2017/08/18/ipob-withdraws-threat-stop-anambra-election/

www.punchng.com/ipob-withdraws-threat-to-stop-anambra-election/

The mugu has once again chickened out after the death of some stupid followers at Ekwulobia. Only fools can continue dying for his scam. The best thing for him at the moment is to disband IPOB and all secessionist agenda once and for all. He should use his followership to create a platform for unity and advancement of Igbos instead of preaching hate.

Isn't it ironic that you heartless soul claim to be an Igbo man but yet support a government that uses security forces to kill at little or no provocation?

Isn't it disheartening that you have and still support a demonic government with full geared northern agenda but yet claim to be an Igbo man?

Isn't it alerming that you claim to be human and reasonable but don't see anything bad in citizens of this country maimed by supposed terrorist herdsmen while the Fulani/Hausa tribe are fully protected (Mambila) by all our security agents?

Isn't it barbaric that you criticized previous government but yet support all the evils and tyranny of this present anarchist leader called MohamMAD DULLhari?

Even though I'm not a member of IPOB, I'd rather be one than live your double standard lifestyle laced with unimaginable levels of hypocrisy.

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Celebrities / Re: Juliana Olayode In "REBIRTH": Why I Lied That I Was A Virgin by SycophanticGoat: 8:57pm On Aug 18, 2017
sinaj:
am truthful wink
itu ò la asi.. tongue
Celebrities / Re: Juliana Olayode In "REBIRTH": Why I Lied That I Was A Virgin by SycophanticGoat: 8:08pm On Aug 18, 2017
sinaj:
and why do u want to know
Cuz I want to know if you're truthful or not... cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Juliana Olayode In "REBIRTH": Why I Lied That I Was A Virgin by SycophanticGoat: 4:46pm On Aug 18, 2017
sinaj:
That's one thing with lying. You just have to continue lying to cover up your other lie until you get fed up nd confess sad

So lemme ask, are you a virgin?
Crime / Re: "Lady's Breast Sucked On Orders Of Oyo Task Force" - Twitter User Claims by SycophanticGoat: 4:52pm On Aug 16, 2017
Sterope:
It is sexual assault. It is illegal. Nothing under the law provides for such despicable act. They can be prosecuted and imprisoned for such behaviour. It is so wrong on many levels, their job description does not include the power to punish. If they want to arrest for public indecency, they should and let the law take its course.

I bet you also think prostitutes should be raped because of the nature did their profession. I bet you believe raping a cheating GF is justified. Bloody hypocrite! You call yourself a Christian yet you condone such act. Mr holier than thou! Is it your body? There is something called averting your gaze, it is not very hard.

Ironically, your signature happen to speak to you. You should do well to reflect on it.

I'm really surprised that your likes who are reasonable humans and have working brains in your skulls; will see demonic and animalistic pervs and engage them on Nairaland.

The useless he-goat you're quoting has probably raped several girls and also believe that rape is a justifiable punishment for any girl he spends his useless money on.

When you see such never-do-wells, best bet is to leave them to their folly. At least, one day, they may have to pay for their crimes against humanity.
Crime / Re: Goat Thief Disgraced In Akure (Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 5:13am On Aug 16, 2017
AlwaysPad:
The accused man's head is flat which means he is a pig from that region. No wonder the name was hidden!

Igbos eats crime daily. I've started wondering if the blood of Jesus can wipe away the curse placed on these parasitic fake jews

Isn't it funny how a demonic and animalistic pig calls humans pigs? It can only happen in Nigeria tho. Useless skull miners everywhere!!
Celebrities / Re: Peace Samuel Omana's New Photos by SycophanticGoat: 5:07pm On Aug 15, 2017
Young03:
I need her number asap
paedophile spotted!!!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 10:31am On Aug 13, 2017
psalmistkakah:

I no get money to buy soap but atleast i dey baf..... Respect Men of God and leave them to God to judge.. Abe na u b God lawyer

If a supposed "man of god" sleeps with your wife and rapes your daughter, don't judge him ok?

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by SycophanticGoat: 10:27am On Aug 13, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

I can comment freely on Apostle Johnson Suleman and Biodun Fatoyinbo without any reservation or inhibition.

But that my grace no carry me reach where Bishop Oyedepo dey ooo.
Before my device go catch fire tongue

God has blessed this man beyond measures.

The bold phrase will happen after he has opened the gate of hell?

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