₦airaland Forum

patriotic9jaboy:
Waste of funds. That money should have been spent on building an hospital for the community or repair the roads, but this is Nigeria where we priotise religion above humanity. Not impressive

I couldn't have said it any better. Thank you.

wtfCode:

plz who have dat pic lil wayne is calling someone ashawo

Please tell me how is an Ashawo? I am really curious to know.

Clinton9000:
99% of so-called Yoruba billionaires made their money from Niger Delta oil. From Adenuga to Otedola to Obat to Tinubus/Oando to Alakija to Folawiyo to many more; virtually all of them from Niger Delta oil. Niger Delta people...You see why they love One Nigeria so much!

How many percentage from the North?

temitemi1:
RIP to our democracy

You thought we had one before.

tonio2wo:
When banks charge above 400?
This man is loco.

Very Very loco. How did he manage to be head of cBN. The man is clueless,

kaen1317:
It's clear that APC have bitten more than the can chew and are clueless on how to move the nation forward. The change mantra has backfired in their face now change has taken a different meaning that they themselves cannot define

Backfired !!!! I dont think so. Nah Oga Jonathan f**ked up the joint.

Who is the appraisal for these houses. "Sunday PUNCH learnt that the properties in Lagos were four duplexes located at Plot 100 Tiamiyu Savage Street, Victoria Island. The four duplexes cost $1.3m (N364m) each" Each !!! Not to be disrespectful people, I am yet to see a house that I will pay $1.3M American Dollar for in Nigeria.

Omotayor123:
I heard Women are sexually Active between the age 35-40.
So men should use their body well so that they could satisfy that demand.

What !!!! Please tell me you joking. Ok I promise to satisfy that demand on one condition when you go into that hot flash period give me permission to downgrade to a 20 something chick. Fair deal

saintkel:
Short girls? I fear them alot

What !!!! You don't know what you are saying. Trust me anything over 5' 6 aint on my team. Ever Mix - A Lot said it. Only she is 5' 3

2sexycom:
Does CBN have right to impose a chairman or CEO?

My question exactly. Thought this is a publicly traded company. why is CBN interfering? I can see if the bank was being sold so as to guard against depositors account

dom:
U just spoke like a layman. Matrimonial proceedings are never rushed in any Nigerian Court, regardless of sentiments that may have played out. Secondly, its very likely that it is the lawyers and parties that chose that date themselves for sake of convenience. Be guided.

Hummm. wow at least the woman can file for a restraining order against her husband coming close to her.

UEDIBO:
HELP ME I BEG.
I AM A CASUAL STAFF OF FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC IDAH
KOGI STATE.
I READ ELECTRONICS/TELECOMMUNICATION (HND)
PGD IN EDUCATION
PGD IN INFO TECH
M.Sc INFO TECH
WITH 8 YEARS IT EXPERIENCE.
uedibo@yahoo.com

You have to be able to write code. Most of the assignment farm overseas involve coding. Sorry.

josephni12:
why are u deceiving urselfs are u from ss if not shot d trap what concerns u wit biafra

I wasn't aware that only self proclaim people from Biafra can offer opinion on anything related to Biafra. If you take the time to read some of my posts maybe those will give you insight to where I am from.

TRAVEL101:
This is dog shit. How can the military shot at civilians that are just marching. The Most you can used us plastic bullets not live bullets. This is inhuman... Insane. Barbaric and unintelligent for anybody to give such other.
How many fulanis has the military killed.
This is hypothetical injustice and will definitely lead to more crisis.

A lot. Go up North

Pprovost:
Not that SE/SS politicians don't invest in Nigeria at all. But you see their investments in Lagos, Kano and Abuja instead of Asaba, Enugu or portharcourt.

I tend to stay neutral when it comes to this Biafra business it is hard to remain objective but i will try. When SE people agitate for Biafra I always wonder why the addition on SS into the dialog. SS agitation is completely different from the SE people agitation. I am willing to bet that when presented with the option of either going with the SE or the rest of Nigeria an average SS will opt to remain with Nigeria. So why then the inclusion of SS in the conversation when it comes to Biafra !!!

UEDIBO:
i have been on #16,000 salary since three years now even with my M.Sc INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY with 8 years experience. and am having three children.

give me the job if no resign now from here.

All jokes apart. What languages can you write code. I may be able to help. If you cant code. Are you certified as an Oracle DBA if your are what DB version

Pesuzok:
I think you forgot what NDA is doing to our production

I agree that is the wild card in all this equation. We need to find a solution to the NDA issue. How about an increase in derivatives number going to the region?

2n2k:
At bolded, I thought the winter is more favourable to increase in oil prices because of extra demand

People drives/fly more in Summer hence more demand in Oil.

JaaizTech:
Most people do not even understand what they are reading, foreigners are asking you to devalue, for their own interest and not really Nigeria's interest. Quoting a part of the report " Foreign reserves dwindled as the central bank defended the peg, while foreign investors, fearing a devaluation, sold Nigerian stocks and bonds." This part I don't get, you thought we would devalue so you sold your Nigerian investment, and you are still asking us to devalue
The issue we should discuss is what happens when we devalue:
If today CBN devalues naira from 199 to 300 naira per dollar what will be the ripple effect and consequence Does who are against Buhari's currency policy should please shed light on this.

Devaluation helps only foreign bond holders. The made their bet that the value of oil will keep going up but the bet went south when oil prices crashed now they went Nigeria to bail them out by devaluing the currency. 99% of stocks on Nigeria Stock Exchange are owned by Nigerians so exposure to foreigner selling is non existence. The drum beat you are hearing for devaluation is because some people are holding certificate of bonds that are ready to mature and will be worthless panic set in. Once summer get here most analyst expects the price of oil to hit $60 - $70 that will help with the budget and gives the CBN more flexibility. Need to get rid of the remittance policy to free more dollar into the parallel market.

DMeanMan:
Stop hating unnecessarily.

The over sabi people that wrote this article proffered a devaluation solution.

If Buhari should go with that, you will still buy your dollar at about #290.

What difference is there. Really?

Wrong !!! The official rate will be 290 but the parallel rate will be around 450 - 500. If Nigeria devalues their money they are going be truly F*vked. Only people shorten the money will make money, along with bond holders. The country has a sovereign fund why not peg the currency to the sovereign fund portfolio. This will drive off the short sellers, and at the same time allow the country to buy more time until the price of oil rebound. Brent is already at $50 from $30.

proeast:
Every policy is Nigeria designed to favour the elite. People like Dangote & others with conection will continue to buy dollar at 197 naira. Its indeed a crime to be poor in Nigeria, no wonder many of our youth have decided to either make it or die trying.

Mexico earn $82B dollars from remittance per year, that is Mexicans working in US and send sending money home to their people. The people gets their money in dollar when they go and collect. The collected money gets circulated into their economy at the black market rate, This make dollars available for people that do not have access to Forex. Nigeria earn $58B dollars in remittance per year, but instead of making this money available for the parallel market. what do we do, we made the bank pays the receiver at the banks pre-defined exchange rate. The banks then turn around and sell the dollar at a higher rate to the Parrallel BDE market. That scarcity of no dollar in circulation is what is causing the exchange rate to be very high. The Central Bank President is a Banker (Zenith Bank) so this arrangement favors the banks at the detriment of the Country economy. Removing this directive will lower the exchange by N50 using a conservative estimate.

President of the court, Everyman Eleanya, adjourned further hearing in the case till June 8.

Only in Nigeria. Adjourned until June8 !!! Ever heard of no cost divorce. The woman aint even asking for any money she just want to let out of the marriage. This is an open and shut case. "Love don't live here anymore"

asha90:
Niger Delta people should be respected because without their black gold there is no Nigeria.

Please tell me how much respect do Nigeria need to give Niger Delta people? I am confuse maybe you can help me. The government has given billions and billion of dollars to the region and what is the outcome to show for the all money spent. The people of Niger Delta need to look inward at a mirror to see the actual enemy.

UIA04:
Nice pictures
He has the temperament of someone who'll be very sweet and patient with kids (phlegmatic)

You know all this by merely looking the pics. Woman if you truly have this power the mega million jackpot is $230M all i need is 6 number between 1- 55 help a brotha out aiight

Youngmaster0:
So those children are officially US citizen

If they are male remember to register them for selective service once they turn 18. In case there is a war we need people to draft and go fight. It a felony not to register. You want to be US citizen, got to take the good with the bad. Congress is seriously looking at changing this law. One of the parent has to be a citizen in order for the child to qualify for citizenship.

rose54321:
If only ladies can learn to be like this...

HUMMMM Oh boy Latina babes don't play. Food wey look good for eyes may not be good for the stomach

MadCow1:
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But after marrying B, we cheat on her with A...

Which one of them nah dey read Cosmopolitan and does not watch Oprah. Nah that one I go marry. NO ALIMONY, NO JOINT PROPERTY, BETA YET MAYBE I GO BACK TO AUCHI GO GET ONE

OBAFEMIawolowo:
The list should be

1. Lagos
2. Abuja
3. Port Harcourt
4. Enugu
5. Ibadan
6. Kaduna
7. Calabar
8. Kano
9. Uyo
10. Owerri.

My opinion though

If Lagos is still ahead of Abuja after all the money spent on that city. I think Nigeria need to ask for a refund.

mradjoy:
The type of statement made by a patriotic Nigerian. Well done sir.

Can you list me one incentive Nigeria has put in place to encourage investment.

AngryNigerian:
Take him to court, claim damages worth $1mil, kpere

I was think the same thing. Is there any civil suit option in Nigeria legal system. Over here in US the claimant can claim the following just from the slap. Depression $2.5M. Emotional distress $1,5M. Then the mother load of all claim lasting condition against future earning $12M. By the two lawyers agrre on a number I can $5M settlement here, Count your blessing you are in Nigeria. Litigation is big business in USA,

emekamigo:
I should have married her instead of this one-

What !!!!!

Vinshu:
What? The guy never loved me. Promised me marriage and all sorts meanwhile he was screwing my best friend. So I had to play along until I milked him of all his money and wrecked him. I didn't do it well. He is still rich

I wanted to reduce him and reduce him to grassroots. I wanted to keep him there and put his name on poverty. It hurts that I failed at that.

Whatever happen to your best friend?