₦airaland Forum

flyingsnail:
But you open border for free import of rice

Funny set of people

If you don't no what to do, hand over to Osibanjo

Osibanjo is still a child when it comes to the previous administration minister for Development Agunga or some name like that. He was blabbing all over the place about the need to increase duty on imported cars because the country was about to become a hot bed for car manufacturing. Now don't forget this is a country that cant even produce toothpick despite the abundance of trees in the country. The A** hole increased the duty by 35% just based on that fabricated assumption, without one related ventured ever being launched. Now that the smoke has cleared you will think they will revert to the old duty tariff since we all now know that fool was just selling us a bad bill of goods. Can someone tell one initiative any past or present administration in that country has ever proposed for the benefit of business environment in that country. I cant think of one.

Promhize:
Fucking Islamic bastards.

Imagine the brains that could have died from this attack.

Islamic cunts. Stone age animals.

I am just being real when I say. I know not all Muslims are terrorist but all terrorists are muslim. It is going to get to a point when I am going to firmly believe that a good muslim might be a dead muslim. Something about that freaking religion that teaches violence.

fiftynaira:
That's one politician I respect.


#IamIgboNotbiafra

You are a perfect exhibit of someone suffering from dementia. Now I know why that country is in her current state. I keep saying it, Nigeria is a failed state. Lets drop a nuke and start all over again.

romelady:
Nigeria was not developed in d past and will never b rank as a develop nation because she lack d basics indices of development

NIgeria is a failed State. That is the truth folks. Facts are stubborn things

totorimi:
The SE and SS would pull out surely because there is no connection between the South and the North apart from their craving to rule and continue to use our God giving resource to enrich themselves. As for the Yoruba's they can continue to delude themselves by pretending to accept this unity but they know that deep down in their minds they are just waiting to see if we succeed before they can capitalize on that to break free. They will just become servants to the Fulani's as they have always been.
Right now the SE & SS have resolved to seek pur own future where we have same religion and understand our selves much better.

I wonder where the capital of the Biafria nation will be. You guys cant work with anybody just look at your name. IBO. I Before Others. That right there should be an indication to your mindsets. By the way does your SS include EDO? since you share the same religion, or its only include the oil producing areas. Greed is all people care about screw that talk of togetherness.

einsteino:
It is more complex than you think. If biafra goes, the south south may or may not join them depending on what the south east agrees to offer. If the south east offers resource control and only demands that tax be payable to the central govt, know that south south would join them. Also the fact that the south east stood solidy behind gej would make things easier. If they dont agree, an agitation for republic of niger delta is expected.

Coming to the middle beltz I doubt they would agree to remain in nigeria. The way I see it, biafra leaving would actualise gowons fear of nigeria splitting into numerous countries.

Still a united nigeria is better for all of us if only we can stop this hatred

I knew this was going to happen. When GEJ was in power you never heard any Biafria nonsense talk cos the SE was part of the power structure. Now that they are out of power all the stupid Biaria talk starts all over again. I say let them go, call their bluff. They are all noise and no action. They hope and pray that the SS people will come with them. I got news for them, that is a pie in the sky dream. Greedyness is what is guiding them in everything they plan.

Omololu007:
these one is already scared of biafra ...you ibos will soon achieve your biafra,with your 5 south eastern state

They aren' going no where. They can shout all they want. I dont think they have told their people in Festac/Amuwo Odofin area what deal is. They may have to abandon their million naira houses and investment for the good of Biafria. They are just a bunch of noisey neighbours.

linearity:
From time immemorial, the US has been using social security number and today, all 300 millions in the US have it; it is also central base numbering system, without which you cannot basically not do anything meaningful in the US...BVN is a good thing in 9ja and it does not help or hinders the anti-Christ as, they don't need it.

Against, the anti-Christ will not issue the mark of the beast under false pretense or through an agency...when anyone gets the number, they will know exactly what they are getting, it is like an initiation number, you will know that, you are denying Christ and henceforth are worshiping the anti-Christ.

If you dont have an account with any bank . Do you still need BVN. Why do you need to submit your Biometrics profile in order to get a number. I cant imagine US goverment requiring people to submit their Biometric data into a database. Only people you keep Biometric data on are people charged with felony or under arrest for something.

Fireson:
They have really freezed my naira account and I'm not in Nigeria... what a country!!!!!!!!

Imagine living in Hawaii, and you are a Nigerian that just happen to have an account in NIgeria. Do they really expect you to fly from the Pacific Ocean over to Nigeria, or the Los Angeles just to have some BVN taken. Whoever came up with this idea is a joker. What does having BVN in Nigeria has to do with my Social Security number. If the choice is between having a BVN number and me giving out my SS# just to have BVN number. They can go screw themself with their freaking BVN number.

Bj5all:
I was at the bank this morning to monitor one of my fixed deposit accounts and also to open another one when a news came to the bank via their mailing portal that CBN as changed the fixed deposit rate for all deposit holder.

The interest rate for deposit between 100k to 50 million is now 2.5% for 30 days and 2% for 60 days and above. For deposit from 50 million and above is 3% as against the 10% ihave been dealing with the bank.

I don't know if this is the same for other banks but i think it is bad news for Fixed Deposit holder.

Please i will want our financial analyst here on nairaland to explain the implications of this decision on the economy.

I left the bank feeling very bad.

Now I know why banks charge crazy rate when loaning out money in that country. How one can expect to make 10% for 60 days on deposit in beyond comprehension. Annual interest charge in USA is between 1.9% - 3% and the bank then turn around and pay .75% to 1.25% to depositors. How do your expect the economy to expand with those kind of rates. No wonder that country in in such a bad situation. No logic to anything.

teyus:
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Shortly after celebrity blogger Linda Ikeji's younger sister Laura Ikeji broke the news about her sister getting a new mansion, there has been rumour about the price... Some people argued that the mansion is worth N450million. Later yesterday, Blogger Linda Ikeji confirmed that her mansion is not N450million that it worths over N500million. Despite Linda saying the price is worth over N500million, some people still don't believe. But as a matter of fact. The mansion worth over N500million.

In order to be sure about the price, we at kokovibes.com.ng went extra mile to confirm the price and the mansion description. We contacted some reliable sources. According to our findings, Linda bought the mansion for N850million.

Here is the mansion description:

Newly Built and Exquisitely Finished 6 Bedroom Mansion with 2 Rooms B/Q, Located at Banana Island, Ikoyi, Lagos

Fittings and Fixtures:

2 Rooms BQ, Swimming Pool, Water Fountain, Fully Fitted Kitchen, Stuco Walls Everywhere, Garden Area, Masters in Pent House with Large Terrace 3 Sitting Rooms, Laundry Rooms, Cinema Room, Central Sound System, Master's Room With Fine Wooden Floors, Water Treatment Plant, State Of the Art Fittings.

Ample Parking Space, Gate House, Electric Fence Wire, CCTV Camera, Panic Alarm System, Video Phones.

No doubt, Linda is a big girl ooo!

Source http://www.kokovibes.com.ng/2015/10/see-actual-price-linda-ikeji-bought-her.html
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She got a raw deal. How much is N500 million in Dollar? About $2.5M ?. For $1.5M price she can have a 12 acres ranch with a 12 bedrooms and 5 full baths 15000 sq ft house with olympic size swimming pool along with Sauna bath, a S500 2016 Mercedes Benz. Before you start thinking where is that possible. How about Charlotte. North Carolina, in good olde USA. That will still leave her with a cool $1M fetching annuity return of $5000 per month Principal still intact. That country is too expensive. Lawd have mercy.

Luckymay:
I prefer her face to her hip. She s beautiful sha

Just imagine a man saying the same thing you just said about another man. What will we call him. A GAY.

bdemix:
I need just only 2..

Wow. Are you selling any liters.I am in the market for some pit bull offspring. Holla brother.

I am staying away from eating suya for long time.

levelszik:
weyrey

Thanks you immensely for letting me know how to spell that word.

FatIjeomaOkolie:
This is excellent development

Kudos to the government

Let's see what Igbos will do now since Lagos is no mans land

Going by your statement the only and main reason this action is being taken was simply to punish the Igbos. Will you be in agreement then if this kind of thing happen to your Yoruba people.

OutOnBail:
Yoruba actresses are whack, fat and shapeless. Don't quote me cos I'm also Yoruba

You ain't !!!!!

CuckoldMaster:
Yoruba girls are always looking dirty and bleached.

All yoruba girls? hmmm interesting. I despise people like you that tend to lump every single issue along tribalistic criteria.

RedCard1:
Yoruba actresses are so classless. Na wa for them o

Since you are an expert on which tribe girls are classless. will you mind telling us which tribe girls are not classless. Inquiry mind will like to know. Thank you.

FreeGlobe:
Out of 21 only 2 from SE? Meanwhile onuh is not from abia.. By the way are these the angels?

Shut the F**k up you should be happy you got two. Did SE voted for the guy? In politics there are consequences and this is it.

Alphaoscar:
How can someone already nominated as a commissioner be nominated for ministerial position again?



Kemi Adeosun is a commissioner nominee in Ogun state.

Only in Nigeria.

Rastamann:
What about those in dispora?

Imagine living in Idaho, just to open a bank account you will need to spend $3000 to fly down to Nigeria and have some BVN taken. Trust me the banks are going to lose a lot of depositors. Being Nigeria I think they are counting on millions of accounts being dormants and their residual funds stolen by the banks, the country economy be dammed. What a Country. It is a sad commentary. I have never seen a government that has never done anything to help business. Increased duty clearance because they had a dream of mass producing cars in a country that can not even produce a tooth pick. When their dream died, did they revert back to the original amount ? Nah. Instead with this policy, they are indirectly aiding the economy of their neighbouring country immensely They don't really care about their own people, and the people don't even know it.

Confirmer:
You are sub consciously being controlled by the media

Nah you are wrong. This is personal to me. I knew some people that died when the towers came down. I am sorry I look at Islam or Muslim whatever sh*t you call the religion as a cult. Only a cult could have inspired sane people to fly jets into buildings. I am still trying to comprehend the whole thing. Everything about that religion is violent, nothing is peaceful. Start with making a woman dress up like a bee keeper.

IYANGBALI:
you no know say naija babes dey go sell toto for mecca?i hear say those arabs like naija toto die

I think you are misinform. African/Asian girls in Dubai command lesser money at the club when compare to European or Russian girls. Dont ask me how I know this. Well on second thought, in case you wondering I saw that in a documentary.

missKiffy:
They don become Alhaja be that o

That is all it takes to be call an Alhaja? I never knew that. On second thought everything about the Muslim religion is foreign to me. Never understood a religion that promise someone 16 virgins for killing other people. What men in their right mind wants 16 virgins? It just seem like a religion that condone violence to me.

Ishilove:
Hmmm, it is a very serious issue. She should confess who own the children. It isn't fair that the man is fathering and bearing his neighbour's children. Return to sender!!

Imagine if the poor guy reside in USA, having signed the freaking kids birth certificate at birth, the law says he will be responsible for the kids welfare until they turn 18. If he ever decide to leave the woman he is still on the hook for child support for the kids that might be his own. I am not condoning a man killing his wife in this sort of situation but as a man I will understand where the man might may be coming from. Like I always say Mama babies, Daddy's maybe. Having DNA done at birth is a must even if the woman is your wife. Woman even though you my wife, and I trust you, having this DNA on this child is just my own affirmation of the trust I have in you. Now ain't that a valid reason.

Kachisbarbie:
A standard sperm count is 20million> (per ml), but based on the Nigerian climate/stress level_ 15million(per ml) can pass.

Motility is the speed of the sperm (40%> is viable), how fast does it move( that answers your sluggish question). Here his sperm's motility is 0%_ that means it ain't going nowhere baby. Pregnancy is not achievable.

In a situation where the count is high but motility is a bit low, then the numbers (count) can cover up. His case is a case of 'severe oligospermia'. They sometimes don't get better, except if they try ARTs (IUI, IVF/ICSI...)

Taking zinc and folic acid helps. Then lifestyle is an important factor.

Are you kidding me!!!! If I follow your analysis correctly just leaving in Nigeria has some other side effects that are beyond comprehension. This Kosi Kosi Kosi Country, nah wah oo. Kosi electricity, kosi owo, kosi water now I need to add kosi sperm. Yee mogbe.

Kachisbarbie:
A standard sperm count is 20million> (per ml), but based on the Nigerian climate/stress level_ 15million(per ml) can pass.

Motility is the speed of the sperm (40%> is viable), how fast does it move( that answers your sluggish question). Here his sperm's motility is 0%_ that means it ain't going nowhere baby. Pregnancy is not achievable.

In a situation where the count is high but motility is a bit low, then the numbers (count) can cover up. His case is a case of 'severe oligospermia'. They sometimes don't get better, except if they try ARTs (IUI, IVF/ICSI...)

Taking zinc and folic acid helps. Then lifestyle is an important factor.

Are you kidding me!!!! If I follow your analysis correctly just leaving in Nigeria has some other side effects that are beyond comprehension. That Kosi Kosi Kosi nah wah oo. Kosi electricity, kosi owo, kosi water now I need to add kosi sperm. Yee mogbe.

ELTON123:
how to get 78 virgins after death recite allah akbar 3times then go and commit suicide

That was funny

Elzends:
Abeg, this tin tooo long johr
# sips yoyo bitters while waiting for summary

Its attitude like this that contribute to the decline in the social fabric of the country. Large percentage of Nigerians seem not to care or dont want to know what is going on in their country.

edwife:
The court should grant that poor woman the divorce as soon as.

The marriage is as good as over and nothing will salvage it.The man is a fake and irresponsible husband.

So you want to dissolve a 12 year old marriage because of mere fu*king trespass? hummmm

MARKone:
This his daughter resemble Ogbeni Rascal

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2756359_ares_jpegc62de399b8edbf55f2b6c6770556bb70

When did Muslim people start wearing Wedding white dress, and Tuxedo. I was not aware of that.