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Choilila:
Nigerian men are cheap and useless.

Nigerian men are cheap and useless.

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Wife and Pikin dey house

Deadmeat:
There was a girl I met last week, not too far from my G's street. Me and my guy was just taking a walk looking for a bar where we can just pop some drink around 11am in the morning sha.
Luckily as we were going we found a big store where they sell provisions, they also sell alcoholic drinks. I just told my guy we should buy drinks there since they have a place we can seat. Omo na so this fine girl come out o.

I met her mom there, she was helping her mom in the store. Her mom was very hospitable, she welcomed us as if she we knew each other and her daughter sef just dey friendly. She really caught my attention no be lie.
We bought a liquor and we began gisting so I joking asked for her number. She said she doesn't have phone but I can have her mom's number so we can communicate.
Why fine girl like you no get phone? I just told her i can get her phone if doesn't mind. Omoh na so she just dey thank me o, she told her mom sef.

After we left, I called her through her mom's phone, we talked and talked but never asked her out.
So I just got her a new phone yesterday, she was so happy and her mom too.
Now I am thinking of asking her out before another man does but my issue is,
I don't know how it would sound to her. Won't it appear like I'm asking her out because I bought her a phone? And the fact that her mom knows about this. Won't she start thinking like I'm asking her daughter out just because I bought her a phone?

How can I indirectly ask her out?
If I can get some scope or format from any nairalanders here

I really like this girl but I don't want it to look like "I want something in return"

Excusez-moi, s'il vous plaît, How old are you?

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Supreme145:
After sending loads of applications for remote web dev positions throughout December without success I stopped applying and went into blockchain development. Last week I was replying a message on my LinkedIn account when I saw this jnr WordPress developer vacancy that popped up. I just applied since it takes less than a minute to do so on LinkedIn.

I was surprised when they sent me a mail two days later with a link to an assessment which I took and submitted. They got back to me some days later to fix an interview date, I choose Feb 9 among the listed options. The time options included 7pm, 7:15pm and 7:30pm and I chose the 1st option. The interview was supposed to last for just 15 minutes.

I left Chelsea's match that I was watching at half time to prepare for my interview. I asked one of my Nairaland friends for data and he sent me 3gb, I was all set up by 6:44 pm with a Bluetooth that I borrowed from a friend for the occasion. I didn't want any stories. If only I knew what was lying in wait for me....6:52 pm.....Boom!!! NEPA took light.

My laptop was fully charged but knowing fully well that my battery was not trustworthy, it would last 2 hours when it's in a good mood and 5 minutes on it's angry days. I grabbed my charger and extension and ran off to a nearby restaurant in my area. You think Usian Bolt can run baa? If you see my speed this evening you will like me. It was a combination of Bolt and Ben Johnson. I ran like a criminal that was escaping an angry mob about to lynch him, with the way I was grabbing my PC under my armpit I could easily be mistaken for a thief by the way.

I got there by 6:59 pm, plugged my stuffs and connected to the zoom call by 7: 02 pm, the beautiful oyinbo woman was already waiting. While she was in a well lit apartment, I was in a place with red and blue bulbs with my face barely visible even though I supported the light with my phone torch light flashing straight to my face.

She smiled immediately I came online, and murmured something, omo the Bluetooth was not connected o. Something I tested before connecting to the call, I was fumbling with my Bluetooth settings while she kept talking and gesticulating if I could hear her. The Bluetooth was connected to the system but was somehow not working, she saved me from my misery when she suggested we port to google meet for the interview.

I used the opportunity to check my Bluetooth settings well and connected to the call through a link she sent to my mail almost immediately. In the middle of the interview the restaurant gen went off throwing everywhere into darkness.... Omo!!!

I had to keep shining teeth and stretching my small eyes to its elastic limit because they were the only visible things from my end. She burst into laughter and I couldn't help but join her. It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell. I apologized and she told me not to worry that she understands amidst another bout of laughter that she was struggling to contain.

She shaa finished the interview with the normal I will get back to you after accessing the performance of other candidates, I still apologized for my interview settings hoping it won't affect my chances, she assured me that it won't have any bearing on her decision making as regards to selection of the successful candidate. She couldn't stop smiling throughout the interview that lasted for like 20 mins.

I packed my kaya and went home. I laughed my heart out while I narrated everything to my friend who rolled on the floor with laughter. The image of my eyes and teeth in darkness was so hilarious. This was actually my first interview and it will definitely live long in my memory.

Have you experienced something similar?? Please share for the fun

Nigeria Factor, when you think you have scaled through one hurdle something keep pulling you back.
I had about 2 of such experience, one with Andela another with a foreign IT Firm.
Lesson learnt include invest in work tools (Laptop, power supplies which include Generator, Solar Inverter, Tables, Chairs, headset)

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I guess she is appreciative, congratulations on her graduation.

But Why?
Is it to save face?
Nawa Ooo, America will never extradite her citizens to any country they would rather request the citizen be punished at home than outside

Dapson73:
Are you justifying the corrupt super tailor cop?
If he's not guilty if probed by US, will that not add to his awards and credibilities ?
He has also probed a lot of people, let him face the music as well.

The same US tried Akinwunmi Adeshina of AFDB and acquainted him when not guilty.

Never justify criminality for whatever reason.

This is not justifying criminality, it's about national pride, and sovereignty

Rugaria:
Nigeria should NEVER extradite her security personnel to any fuckin power drunk country!
America will NEVER think of doing so and as such Nigeria shouldn't do so, and nothing will happen apart from useless sanctions. Nigeria has always been under indirect US sanctions anyways..
This zoo of a country is useless in her ways, but even amongst the zoo inhabitants, there should be some elements of national "zoological" pride

GOD bless you for this post, America will never extradite her own citizen for whatever reason.
They should prosecute and jail him here, he dies here.

Congratulations to them, street is different from Academic life Ooo.
They should grid their loin

bigpriik:
Seriously this house rent hike issue is becoming something else in Lagos if you are from another state trying to come to Lagos State abeg you in the name of God stay back,to leave in a comfortable apartment in Lagos for a start you must have at least half a million to even rent a single room you must have at at least 200-250k everything just dey add yet no jobs,infact infact in ten years time people will be leaving Lagos and flooding ogun and oyo not because they don't like their home States but because south west is the biggest economy in the Nigeria this government no care about humanity very soon banditry go start for south not really by northern terrorists but by southerners themselves youths are getting more and more frustrated and hopeless by the day since money ritual is now becoming useless and scam people will learn from bandits what am i even saying? It has started already.

It's not Government, it's the implications of the state massive growth.
Government can't dictate rent for landlords nor tell the motor drivers how much to pick passengers.

Jumbojnr:
Lol, That's 69 position bro

Yeah

Ehyah

Wait Ooo, no be missionary position be that?
I guess they died in the line of duty

Mumu Students, they could have easily pressed charges of property vandalism, and an injunction to restrain the school from prejudicial treatment while still in school.

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Tooh, I will pretend to understand

Another one

Radarada ti o da!
Friendzone Ko, EnemyZone ni.
Love kọ̀ Jollof ni

102Years Old and still standing.

Hope it's being protected from poachers

Tooh, she should keep it up

Nothing Further MiLord!
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I guess it's a mistake

Height Switching!

@Op who served you hot breakfast?

AlphaMale666:
Women weren't designed to be loved. They're just for sexual pleasure and that's it! Never in you life love this people. They're nothing but opportunists.
They'll take everything from you and give nothing in return. They all think that flesh in between their legs is gold. It's simps that made this to happen. And it will never be well with them! Never in your life love this vagina people!
They hate to you single and happy because they see they're witchcraft isn't working on you! 99.9% of vagina people are witches or as been one! Take my advice and live long and healthy life. Cheers to all the alphas who would never let any vagina creature manipulate them. Cheers!