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elantraceey:
First I'll like to know your reasons for not having having sex , The fear is not reasonable.


But I'll tell you if you have a good reason then stand by it and let him go , trust me he'll regret his actions later and you'll find love again.

Story for the village chiefs.



Regret ko, register ni.


Is she the only one that will find love?


The guy really tried because it is not easy to be loving and caring and still not get what you want.......


There is always a better girl out there.

Ndi Uka-White dey wear uniform on a date?

Of whose report shall we believe?

It is not ceremonies that institute marriage. It is the words you said to her in "Good Faith" that makes her your wife and your parent's consent legalizes it.



I don't understand what you mean by "Take Her and Have Sex With Her."

Lols

Good luck

Tell us his moniker first......

E be like say some ladies no dey see dia size again when they wan buy cloth.

Auction your sister on OLX and use the money to take care of your Mom.

mployer:
You are not an introvert. You probably think you are.



True introvert hardly feel bored. He hangs out with himself and enjoys himself by himself. He stays alone but he is never lonely.




That is what the op called 'richer inner world'

That introverts rarely get bored alone does not mean that they don't get bored at all. They get bored when something they love doing or addicted to is not available.

Ositainklord:
if u didn't backup your data, you might lose it cos mehn, ure flashing that phone to get rid of that virus. I'm guessing it's an android. I've heard of hijacks like this for Mac... I never knew it happened on droid.

I saw the same thing while I was surfing the net last night but my phone's anti-virus was able to take care of it. It heated up pretty bad and I thought I was going to lose it.



These guys mean business

benjanjo1:
Na lie! ladies love only outspoken bad boys. Not quiet people like me.

Nobody is talking when everybody is talking.


Ladies want to do the talking while you listen.



They may allow you to talk when they want to get your opinion, not really your opinion, it is a repeat of their opinion in your own voice

shachris:
tallesty na grand master. he's just screwing with you.

Grand Master kwa??







You talk like you witnessed my coronation

Cutehector:
wow.. Dats a first.. So hw do u manage sex den

Not interested for now.

shachris:
So not true. ladies love to talk....and they love guys that would listen to them when they talk. introverts are the best listeners.

I listen without hearing sometimes

czarr:
....lol..okay
hope say you go defend me ooo

Definitely. What are we brothers for?

Cutehector:
u will.. Wen she gvs u a bj

I don't like bj, just a bite will ruin me forever

shachris:
being an introvert is never boring because we are our own best friends. we do not need an external influence to get high. we make ourselves high. when your phone is down, there are still many fun things you can do with you....like singing. lol

I don't know how to sing

czarr:
.....give us something to work with na.
are you of the same faith/doctrine?
isn't the woman supposed to submit to the guy?
isn't your love more important than which church you worship?
a girl is giving you an ultimatum for marriage?

Lemme know when some group of women start attacking you for this comment.

Being an introvert is boring when you phone and laptop battery are low, there's no good book to read and the noise from outside won't just stop coming

I love this.



Some pastors are just business men and will never tell you this.

Same thing happened to me when I heard her first song.

I was on bed for 3days

Even the Jehova Witnesses cannot convince me to sleep on the first floor.

Ymodulus:
Lol!!! . my brother I come dey look my phone. If the phone don depreciate to 31K. Lol!!!!


The guy no serious, make him go buy infinix.
Cc:Tallesty1

Some of them thinks anything from China is fake.

You will weep if you see how much someone priced my MX4 PRO. Jesus wept.


I don't think I am ready for mediatek devices yet.

pinkiberry:
gay

You Need A Bottle Of Holy Water.

Nice blog bro. Check mine here

izuch:
On point! Thqts why i drink at home. Op which category do you belong to?

He's one of the pot belied men.

Cutehector:
Nice grave, op let's go hav sex in it

Two nairalanders died while having sex in the grave.



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