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Romance › Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 1:34pm On Apr 17, 2015

FLAWLES:
.really?hmm

Yes

Romance › Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 1:05pm On Apr 17, 2015

FLAWLES:
I tink am too lazy to finish tiz;;perfect Day for me?Take me shopping and never ask me to stop picking

I don't like lazy girls angry

Romance › Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 1:02pm On Apr 17, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Mehn that Mouth Action alone can turn a very bad day to a good one. [/color]

LOLs.

Badest good guy https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy023.gif

I have never trusted a woman enough to allow her to gimme that sha.

Just a bite and I am a finish grin

Romance › Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 12:20pm On Apr 17, 2015

jmoore:
It is possible. But after screaming that she got the alert, the cashier who made the mistake of sending the money to her account would have corrected her mistake. A debit sms alert of 50 million dollars sent to her on her way to withdraw the cash.

https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy023.gif

Romance › Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 12:19pm On Apr 17, 2015

Cutehector:
Tallesty lol na wa...

What I do?

Romance › Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 11:59am On Apr 17, 2015

ireneony:
perfect day for me is when I receive a surprising alert of 50million dollars

case close

Choi.....

You aim for the impossible

Romance › The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 11:51am On Apr 17, 2015

FOR HER…

7:00 Wake up to hugs and kisses

7:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable restaurant

12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit

3:00 Nap

4:00 Three dozen roses from secret admirer

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers

10:00 Hot shower- alone

10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Mouth Action

6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked girl who bends over a lot

7:30 Car arrives

7:45 Several beers on route to the Work

9:15 Receives paper from the hottest secretary ever

9:30 A drive to meet someone (Mouth Action on-route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of wine

12:15 Mouth Action

12:30 Another Mouth Action

2:15 Watches sport

2:30 Argument with friends on which club is the best.

3:30 Late afternoon meeting with females that wore short skirts, who also bend over a lot

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle

5:00 Home, massage and hand job by naked Omotola ( who bends over, naturally)

6:45 shit, shower and shave

7:00 Watch news—and a war film

7:30 Dinner.

9:00 Brandy and cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 Night-cap Mouth Action

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

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Nairaland General › Re: Come In To See ,things Which Girls Love. by Tallesty1(m): 10:35am On Apr 17, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]Nice thread [/color]

First time in history

Romance › Re: The Funniest / The Most silly Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Tallesty1(m): 3:19am On Apr 16, 2015

You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies.

"Did you just fart? 'Cause your blowing me away."

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your number is not in it.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Sports › Re: Please Help A Brother To Acquire Martial Arts Skills by Tallesty1(m): 2:49am On Apr 16, 2015

Demmzy15:
Dear Nlders,

Please can you help me in acquiring martial arts skills by telling me some AUTHENTIC places I can go in Abuja. I live in Abuja, I really want to learn but I haven't gotten anywhere. I have downloaded books and some videos but learning is poor.

I need this because I'm bullied by some guys I got in trouble with. I was implicated, please guys!

No coach on earth will accept you if tell him that the emboldened is your reason.

Time is not my friend else I would have helped you a lil.

Just incase you eventually get a coach, tell him you need it because you like it and need it for protection and to escaped from troubles and dangerous situations.

Celebrities › Re: Teenager Gave Birth In Factory Toilet,abandoned Baby And Rushed Back To Work by Tallesty1(m): 2:37am On Apr 16, 2015

Chinese Lie

Romance › Re: How Do You Curb This Addiction? by Tallesty1(m): 2:31am On Apr 16, 2015

Paulpaulpaul:
You should get him a nagging wife

Romance › Re: Should You Take Someone Back After They Have Cheated And Says I'm Sorry? by Tallesty1(m): 2:29am On Apr 16, 2015

How can I trust her again?

I can't be with a person that I don't trust and a relationship without trust is nothing. It is useless just like a car without fuel or tires, you can sit in it as long as you want but you ain't going nowhere.

Romance › Re: The Woman Who Has 200 Orgasms Every Day by Tallesty1(m): 2:22am On Apr 16, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]i guess this should be the equivalent of a guy who cums very easily while having sex.

Any guy that releases sperm 200 times a day will die quickly. Cos one day sperm go finish for Sac and na blood go dey comot. [/color]

He won't last a week sef.

Culture › Re: Exaggeration...seriously Should She Have Said That? by Tallesty1(m): 2:12am On Apr 16, 2015

Even Jesus laughed

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Romance › Re: Guys What Will You Do?[photo](must See) by Tallesty1(m): 2:07am On Apr 16, 2015

Mprex:
lmao

tallesty1 come and answer

I will marry her for my father angry

but That can't happen sha.

The old guy get taste die.

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Romance › Re: 5 Problems Of Online Dating. True Or False? by Tallesty1(m): 5:58pm On Apr 15, 2015

starlingslimnet:
Have been doing online dating now for a long time.....nd i don't experience your problem....lets say u date for the wrong reason

Same here

Celebrities › Re: Photo: Timaya Still Saving The Dreadlocks He Shaved Off 3 Years Ago by Tallesty1(m): 5:46pm On Apr 15, 2015

For what?

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Romance › Re: What's Your Relationship Status? by Tallesty1(m): 12:58pm On Apr 15, 2015

cherryice:
letz b serious

Romance › Re: What's Your Relationship Status? by Tallesty1(m): 12:38pm On Apr 15, 2015

Going on a blind-date with a smart-phone tomorrow.

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Acquires Multi Million Naira Duplex For Parents (PHOTOS) by Tallesty1(m): 12:19pm On Apr 15, 2015

Why Naija men dey look diz bae nah?

Abi she no gree?

Romance › Re: Should She Wait For Him? by Tallesty1(m): 12:17pm On Apr 15, 2015

agarawu23:
the patient dog eat the fattest bone if the bone is worth waiting for

Apparently because the shapper dogs has eaten all the flesh.

The funny part of this is here. Now my friend is a medical student in a Nigeria University while the guy is yet to gain admission into University though they will both graduate at the same time from uni as the guy will be running a 4 year program in a Nigeria uni here.

Crime › Re: Girl Kills Herself In Delta After Her Fiancé Wedded Another Girl In Lagos by Tallesty1(m): 12:12pm On Apr 15, 2015

Lilimax:
What for ?
Why should you kill yourself cos a man did not marry you ?.
The best thing to do is to pick up yourself and continue with your life. You may not know what God
has averted for you in the future by that singular act.

No man is worth dying for

Walk a lil in her shoes before you conclude.

You don't know how much she invested in the relationship.

You don't know the plans she made.

Some people cannot handle betrayal.

God will surely handle the guy ie if he is not karma's punishment for her for all the other guys she used and dumped.

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Family › Re: No Child Marriage. by Tallesty1(m): 12:07pm On Apr 15, 2015

In Nigeria abi where?

It is only possible if she's got kids in her previous marriage.

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Celebrities › Re: Bimbo Akintola Shows Off Massive Breast by Tallesty1(m): 12:03pm On Apr 15, 2015

They look tired

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Pets › Re: What Is This Reptile Called In English? (Photo) by Tallesty1(m): 11:26am On Apr 15, 2015*

curiouses:
Please help with the English name of this reptile. I know it to be Alasunbere in Yoruba. I have searched for the name in English but to no avail. The website with info about it claimed that it's a newly discovered species of lizard fighting to survive among the sand dunes outside Perth in Western Australia. Meanwhile it's so common here in Western Nigeria.

https://cdn.phys.org/newman/gfx/news/2012/southwestern.jpg

I don't know if this should be posted in education or pet section. Mod please help move it to appropriate section.

Variable Skink

curiouses:
Yes. Do you know the name?

Here is another type

[img]http://science.psu.edu/alert/photos/research-photos/biology/hedges/Anguilla_Bank_Skink-credit_Karl_Questal.jpg[/img]

EITHER Rainbow Skink OR Striped Skink

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Politics › Re: PDP Chieftain Abandons Agbada, Jumps Fence Evading Arrest by Tallesty1(m): 6:15am On Apr 15, 2015

Oso Ndu

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Politics › Re: Hilarious Photo: Nigerian Police Spotted Carrying PDP Coffin To Cemetery by Tallesty1(m): 6:02am On Apr 15, 2015

Methinks they are taking the coffin to their station after arresting those that were carrying it.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Advice Needed!!! What Gift Can I Get My GF On Her Birthday by Tallesty1(m): 6:01am On Apr 15, 2015

What did she buy for you on your own birthday?

Romance › Re: hi by Tallesty1(m): 1:46pm On Apr 14, 2015

https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy023.gif

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Romance › Re: Are U Guy With Swag Or A Guy With Class? by Tallesty1(m): 1:13pm On Apr 14, 2015

Classic Swagg grin

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