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ojialo:
bros me no dey tire to re-chop same food as u call am no be the same thing all of them be?

They are not

Rapzino:
Scary!

Or Romantic?

AirborneLacer:
As the headmaster, you would be expected to be busy working on Animals Federal University of Technology's curriculum.

You won't have the time to study mating skills.

So I insist you went to serve

Corpers, headmasters, principals, rectors and vice-chancellors are all servants nah.


BTW studying their mating skills is one of my many Extra-curricular-activities

Jaycool18:
you forgot to mention showing off biceps.. kangaroos do that

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Em fit dey workout oooo.

ronald4lif:
That says it all. Coz it takes an animal to woo one. I hope the OP realize he's one of us though.

E be like say u no understand my post oooo

AirborneLacer:
It's certainly not out of place to assert that Tallesty1 just returned from the Animal kingdom where he served as a Youth Corper.

Not youth corper bro, I am the headmaster in one their community development primary school

No light is a green light

Rapsainot:
Tallesty1 is misogynistic.... He is not hiding it anymore

Eyya

akoshanti:
God has perfectly positioned the female species to be loved n pampered

But males sha.... Anything for some action

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No be today nah, Adam left the whole Garden Of Eden just to be with Eve.

There have been threads and lotsa threads bout some stupid, crazy, annoying and dangerous things guys do to impress women. So I created this one to let you guys know that even animals are not left out in the game of love.

1. Spending For Chick: Funny right? Sha, animals are also guilty of this. A male Monkey give gifts to a female to make her like him. Male macaques will even pay (in form of fruits) to get a peek at the hind quarters of a female macaque.

2. Urinating On The Females: To court a female during the short mating season, a male porcupine stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 feet away, and drench his would-be paramour from head to foot!
If the female wasn't impressed, she'll scream and shake off the urine. But, if she is ready, then she'll rear up to expose her quill-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that's the only safe position for porcupines!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!(Yes, it exists in Animal kingdom).

3. Bellowing and Bobbing of Head: To determine who gets to mate, male Galapagos giant tortoises will rise on their legs and stretch their necks. The shorter tortoise will cry uncle and leave the taller, larger tortoise to mate.

The victor then proceeds to attract a female by bellowing and bobbing his head furiously. When he has found a mate, the male rams the female and nips her legs until she draws them in, thereby immobilizing her. He then proceeds to mount her.

4. Starving For Love: Once the egg is laid, the female Emperor Penguin transfers it very carefully to her mate who then keeps the egg warm by tucking it under a large fold of skin until it hatches. The female penguin immediately returns to the sea to feed, leaving the male without food for about two months. The male penguins would huddle together in large groups to conserve body heat in the cold and harsh environment, where winds can reach up to 120 mph (200 km per hour). When the female returns, she finds her mate (and chick) by listening to one particular bugle over thousands other.

5. Moonwalking to Impress the Ladies: There's dancing and there's dancing- like the moonwalk that the male Manakin does to impress the ladies! Michael Jackson has nothing on them manakins! There is even a youtube video of them moonwalking

6. Frigatebird: Fanciful Big Red Balloon: A male frigate bird has a throat sac that it can inflate with hard work - it takes over a period of twenty minutes - into a giant red, heart-shaped balloon. He then waggles his head from side to side, shakes his wings and calls the females to check him out.
A female frigatebird will mate with the male with the biggest and shiniest balloon. During sex, the male bird will sweetly put his wings over her eyes to make sure she doesn't get distracted by other males with even nicer balloons! (I wish them ladies will learn this)

7. Arranging and Decorating Room: To attract a mate, the male bowerbird builds an amazingly complex structure called a bower. It is made of twigs and often shaped like a small hut.
The male bird then decorates his "bachelor pad" bower with a variety of objects as gifts: flowers, feathers, stones, and even bits of discarded plastics and glass. Hundreds of pieces are carefully arranged in monochromatic themes (i.e. all blue items). The bird is so anal that it will get really angry if you mess up its pile (say, by putting one differently colored pebble in its pile).
The male bowerbird spends hours sorting and arranging things. In fact, it will break its focus only to go to a different males' bowers to steal stuff and mess the place up!

BONUS. Honey Bee Give Up Their Testicles To Make Sure He's The Real Owner Of His Kids. Their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen during sex! Strange as it is, this actually makes evolutionary sense: the snapped-off penis acts as a genital plug to prevent other drones from fertilizing the queen.

SOURCE, slightly modified

mirexxx:
sexiest lips

I will beat you flawlessly there if you clean that emulsion paint

Come back here

Just Die

Maybe she's got a smelly lagiranti

midolian:
If they say "Any man that beats up his wife is a coward, for his job is to love respect and protect her", then what do we call a man that gets beaten by his wife? Is he not the real coward?..in fact, this yeyeman deserves to be stripped off his "husband" title..

Women and double standard are like Eve and Forbidden things

mirexxx:
why would anyone turn down a handsome guy??

It happens

TimeTable of My Son-Inlaw KingTom

Orijin101:
As if he can lash 6 punnies in a day. . . Blood go jez finish for him body

Every guy can go more than 8 rounds oo if em go gree change babe after every round.

Nah choping and re-choping of same food dey tire us

Nigeria Men

I don't find them adorable

okotv:
All these advice on relationship sha.

They are Boring and useless

KingTom:
Tallesty1 so all this uncle, dede wey you dey form na lie? God don expose una today!

You believe him?

And She Uploaded it Online

Why kunfu is good

EroticAngelina:
lmao!! oboy. the person driving this car should jx carry mechanic wherever he drives to.. shikina

Why??

And Our Insatiable Sisters Are Here Talking Trash.










God Knows We Are Trying

Women and this "He does not satisfy me" excuse when they bleep out.










Nah Only God go Help Us Sha

quivah:
you really don't need to prove anything so I wonder why you are trying to dribble with your own words.

I am not trying to dribble with my own words, thing is, what I meant and what you think I meant are not the same. You get?

quivah:
you made a snide comment: na God go help some people after asking a question.

Yes, that God will help the few of us who have phobia for pregnant women when the time comes

quivah:
its very easy to conclude you think people having s.ex with pregnant women are wrong,

Easy things are rarely good, your conclusion was premature and wrong.

quivah:
hence 'na God go help their case'

Ofcourse I need his help ma and I know it, What do you think will happen if things continue this way till I get married?

quivah:
which is quite insulting.

Someone needs to redefine insult for you.

quivah:
you don't have to change your words, not everybody cares.

I am not among the people that change what they say to please people, I don't give a damn of what you or them think of me.

quivah:
I only interpreted your post the way I read it.

The way you read it was wrong.

quivah:
now that's my business! if I wanted you to bail our self out.

My comment and what I meant are my business not yours.

quivah:
I would have asked! don't feel all guilty.

Guilty? Nope, rather I feel sad that something this simple is hard for some people to understand

quivah:
btw

not trying to have some Bleep with you, so I don't care when you finished your menstruation.
have a nice day!

I pray you have a nicer one.

Behind every successful man there is truly a woman.














Because women don't run after unsuccessful men.