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What happened when John came back?

diddydiva:
*clears throat



you don't understand ,do you?



would rather have the honey pot than being fed honey

Diddydiva would rather be the honey maker.

The app isn't a mistake, it is a error .




Sounds like Blackett

Make I suspend for air if Diddydiva is not lying.

diddydiva:
Before I could be offered this to leave the guy that means he worth much more



Am not leaving him sis

Shezhawt:
Go and join or stop complaining..

You can do better.







@OP, how close is the church to your house? Ayaf had a similar experience, the church was very close to the building where I was staying and their noise no be here.

I met the pastor and tried to make him see reasons but he wouldn't listen so I bought a Tecno phone, I can't remember the model but it is a T-series and has a big speaker on the rear.

The next morning when they came for morning devotion or whatever they call it, I place the phone on my window, selected Terry G's free madness, tuned the volume to the highest and sang along with the phone.

The track never finish sef when the pastor come talk say I dey disturb them. I ignored him completely, he complained to my landlord and I told my landlord that that was what I have been getting from them since they started worshiping in that building.

Nah be person tell them to lower they voice when em pray.

I didn't stay long 4 dia sha.

SuperSuave:
But joking with Jesus is not funny

And you think Jesus do not understand jokes?

And when we grow annoyingly fat, we will start running in the streets like over-fed baby elephants to loose weight. We hit gyms and spend alotta money just to achieve what generations ago got by simply living.

Sorry eeh

missKiffy:
You said you don't care about age, so what's the problem, age is nothing but a number if you two really love each other, another thing you can do is to make sure you don't let your family members know she is older than you so that they don't bring up unnecessary issues

Weed(igbo) is nothing but grass and jail is nothing but a room.



OP, I don't advice you to marry an older lady, you will regret it one day.

You have a gf and a sister bah?










Ask Them.

Mynd44:
Don't you people get tired?

Tired of what sir?

MizMyColi:

I still have a long way to go.

^^^That is maturity

You know that feeling when you say/do something and someone tells you that you are Immature or that you should show maturity?

It is not a nice thing to hear tbh, but the truth is, if such statement annoys you then you are truly not a matured person because maturity refers to our ability to understand and manage our emotions, actions and thoughts. Maturity is what enables us to create the life we desire. A life filled with happiness and fulfilment.

Here are the things you should do to be a matured person.

1: You Should Be Approachable To achieve maturity you shall be easy to get along with and people should feel comfortable approaching you.

2. Be Humble: The hardest words in the English language to say are “I’m sorry” and “I was wrong”. Learn to say them. These words are growth words; they grow you as a person. There are times when you will be right in life, despite what others have said. Instead of rushing to say “I told you so,” realize that everyone has a different view of reality. You don’t need to gain satisfaction by gloating about an outcome. People will respect you when they see that you are willing to admit your mistakes, and when you are big enough to just let things go.

3. You Should Be Dependable: Maturity means dependability and coming through in a crisis. When you say you are going to do something, do everything in your power to make it happen. If you find out you cannot do something you said you were going to do, be sure to let the other party know why and explain alternative options. Get organized in life so that people learn that they can depend on you and know that when you say you will do something they can guarantee that what you say is golden.

4. Don't Be Judgemental: Variety makes the world a more beautiful place. Even when you disagree with people, don't pay attention to the need to criticise them. Instead, respect their right to their beliefs and correct them gently.

5. Have A calm demeanour It’s hard to be calm 100% of the time but you should endeavour to remain calm the majority of the time. Best decisions are made when the blood is calm

6. Seek Alternative Views on Issues When Necessary Knowing that the way things are done can always be improved, matured people expect you to willingly seek out the opinions and views of others. Don't feel threatened when people disagree with you. Pay attention to them and learn from them.

7. Pay Attention To Your Personal Growth: Meeting the challenges of tomorrow requires learning and development today. You should have a desire to learn and a thirst for knowledge. Learning and development activities should form a key part of your schedule.

8. Be Responsible For Your Actions: You should learn to take responsibility for your own life. You should understand that your current circumstances are a result of the decisions you have taken up to now. When something goes wrong, do not rush to blame others rather try to identify what you can do differently the next time and develop a plan to implement these changes.

9. Be Flexible: To achieve maturity, you should learn to see each situation as unique and you can adapt your style accordingly. Matured people don't run complaining when things go wrong, they are always in control of the situation.

10. Learn To Exercise Patience: It is true what they say: the best things in life often take time to come to fruition. You should be willing to pass up immediate pleasure or rewards and realize that sometimes the best solution to a problem is to go for the resolution that gives us long-term gain.

11. Have Knowledge and Vision: Knowledge to know that you will not always have the needed answers/solution to a problem and Vision so that once you identify the problem, you can visualise a solution and research the best way to implement that solution.

12. Have a Sense of Humour: You don’t have to take yourself too seriously. You should be able to enjoy a good laugh with friends and colleagues, even when you are the butt of the joke.

13. Talk Less and Do More: Don't be a talker, be a doer! So many people have good intentions but they never follow through on them. To achieve maturity you should learn not to spend your entire life thinking of all the ways you can do things and then end up doing nothing.


BRB

Lols....... Ireneony is gonna start grinning from ear to ear like an over-fed baby crocodile to attract Seun.

Lols, it's not possible to know who is the most beautiful. E for easy if u asked us who has the best edited pix.

I no marry again if na me, she should also get a husband elsewhere

Break the least of my electronics and I will bend your kpengere waist.

You are wrong, it happens when the guy is interested in her body alone.

That Space dey important gan!!!!

Guys may not but a Father definitely will.

I think he's a generous guy who likes helping many sisters

I have been on my own for about three years now and I don't see myself doing it anytime soon.

The guy get belle?

DuchessLily:
Pity! She fell into her own trap

She was careless

Sorry for the loss.


Tecno phones and every other phones that use Mediatek processor do not survive water damage.

That's the No1 disadvantage of Mediatek Phones.

With that 30k you can get a decent snapdragon phone that is faster and would last longer.

Come to play? Unah be small children?

Sha, here's what happened one day. An ant and an elephant share a night of passion and romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
“Darn!!” says the ant. “One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”




Reason am @Op,.

Id1ot, your cell-mates will soon use your butt-hole to fight boredom.

Rapzino:
me wey be virgin go die be that for my wedding night, de way she go use me climb mountain Everest ah!

Virgin abi Ginvir?

We don't enjoy hearing them, we pretend like we enjoy them because we enjoy what we are getting from them.




It is also nice to watch a liar tell a lie when you already know the truth.

Rapzino:
when she no dey tire?

Hahahahahaha.





Nah wetin I want be that oooo.