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RomanceRe: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Tallesty1(m): 10:45am On Apr 14, 2015
PunkyOh:
What does this have to do with watching romance movies? Didn't I just say *I* (ME) find it disrespectful & disgusting? Why would I want to smell somebody's fart anyway? We all have different comfort zones & *I* am NOT comfortable with someone tearing a fart around me. It's a turn off FOR ME. If that's cool with you then to each their own. It's that simple.
Easy nah, no be fight.

My point is, when people are really comfortable with you, they do weird things.

When a new gf wants to poo, she will say "I want to use the toilet".

But when she is really comfortable with you, she will say "I want to sh1t".

Your partner farting before you is nothing as long as it doesn't become a habit.

You that is saying this will also fart before him, don't tell me you will walk out or hold it, some farts cannot be held and there are ones I call surprise fart.

They come when they want and sometimes you may even wonder if you are the one that actually released it.
RomanceRe: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Tallesty1(m): 10:26am On Apr 14, 2015
PunkyOh:
These kind of things are passion killers for me. I find it disrespectful & disgusting. Just because we're in a relationship doesn't mean you must lack manners & turn into a gross pig. No nose picking or farting in my presence, please. Privacy is sexy.
You watch too much romantic movies and it is obviously doing you no good. If a woman I am dating farts in front of me, or feels free to do something else potentially embarrassing then it means I have made it to that comfortable point where it just doesn't make sense to hide things any more, and that feels pretty sweet.

Those guys you see in movies ain't that gentle and careful in real life.

They scratch their balls before their partners, they pick their nose, they fart and do anything else you deem embarrassing and passion killer. That is reality for you

loomer:
If my girlfriend no fit fart by my side den she de pretend for me o
If my gf farts before me then ama buy her a nice gift.

Farting b4 your partner is cool but make sure your farts ain't rat killers.
RomanceRe: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Tallesty1(m): 10:10am On Apr 14, 2015
mirexxx:
must he fart beside me to show his free spiritedness ?? undecided rubbish!

RomanceRe: What Your Phobia/share With Us You Might Get Help To Overcome It. by Tallesty1(m): 9:10am On Apr 14, 2015
Haemophobia and Fear of Pregnant Women. They freak me out.
RomanceRe: Does Love REALLY Conquers All? by Tallesty1(m): 9:03am On Apr 14, 2015
I don't keep side chicks
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Famous Person Do People Say You Look Like/post With A Picture by Tallesty1(m): 8:36am On Apr 14, 2015
Weird MC.






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RomanceRe: Should I Be Jealous? by Tallesty1(m): 6:41am On Apr 14, 2015
Why you go ask another bae out when you already got one?
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Like Bosoms Like Crazy? by Tallesty1(m): 6:27am On Apr 14, 2015
trendiitee:
Weldone..... na bosoms u analyse like dis.
gringringringrin
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Stayin In Lagos Always Rush Down To D East To Marry Dia Girls by Tallesty1(m): 1:54pm On Apr 13, 2015
Another advantage of being a guy
RomanceRe: Be Aware Of Nigerian Man Scamming Women To Marry Them by Tallesty1(m): 1:51pm On Apr 13, 2015
Sorry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Foolish Things Some Girls Do On Romance Section by Tallesty1(m): 12:12pm On Apr 13, 2015
Your number 2 should be foolish things guys do.
RomanceRe: Help My Dad Is Cheating On My Mum by Tallesty1(m): 11:03am On Apr 13, 2015
Chai.....



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RomanceRe: Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys by Tallesty1(m): 10:20am On Apr 13, 2015
Caring voicehuh
RomanceRe: The Worst Type Of People To Be In Relationship With. by Tallesty1(m): 10:17am On Apr 13, 2015
Your worst type of people may be my best type of peopleundecided
Christianity EtcRe: My Question On 'heaven Helps Those Who Help Themselves' by Tallesty1(m): 10:15am On Apr 13, 2015
BodePolScience:
The statement 'heaven helps those who help themselves' cannot be found anywhere in the bible but I do think the principle behind the statement is correct and biblical. For example, Jacob helped himself by trying to appease his brother(Esau) with gifts. Also, David helped himself by asking God weather he should chase those who plundered his properties including wives and we know the rest of the story. Paul admonishes the Christians to work with their own hands. Also, on the issue of salvation, Paul said we should work out our salvation... Though the statement is not in the bible, is the statement a godly or biblical principle?
God
helps the helpless! Isaiah 25:4 declares, "For
You have been a defense for the helpless, a
defense for the needy in his distress, a refuge
from the storm, a shade from the heat..."
Romans 5:6 tells us, "For while we were still
helpless, at the right time Christ died for the
ungodly."

Jacob tried to bribe Easau but showed him that the work of his hands cannot get him anything. Easau refused his gifts
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To All Chauvinistic Misogynists by Tallesty1(m): 10:07am On Apr 13, 2015
cy4cent:
I don't have to banter words with you, you not worth it,
Oh really? Are you sure you didn't underestimate my worth?



Because this was typed by you?
cy4cent:
if you like you can change to an hermaphrodite I don't care, but for your info 'Mr know it all' this is a faceless forum where what you tell people you are is who they take you to be , I don't have to come ask you to pull your trousers down to clarify if you males or female. as shallow mind as you are that became an issue to you.
You explain something to people, you become cmr know it all' I should have allowed you to continue swimming in your ocean of ignorance and hate.





You can dry hump my nevers from now till next year, I won't take you serious.
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To All Chauvinistic Misogynists by Tallesty1(m): 9:58am On Apr 13, 2015
cy4cent:
thank you so much for taking your time to analyse what I wrote it shows you read it n understood , since you took it personal it was directed to your kind,
I don't have to banter words with you, you not worth it, my msg is passed,n it is understood that is the essence of communication.

and for your info we do not use same time zone,you do actually need that sleep you recommended!!!!!
I didn't take it personal, I don't have that time to waste. I analyzed it to make you understand what politics is about but it seems like its still beyond your comprehension.

Sha, politics is a game, and in a game, it is either you loose or you win and you should accept whichever one you get in good faith. I don't know why you are bringing gender into it, the Okey Ezea that I used as example lost again and be has accepted it. I expect you and Ashia to the same. She lost because her opponent is better not because she's a woman.

Victim cards don't have a place in politics.

Sure your message is well understood but is pointless.
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To All Chauvinistic Misogynists by Tallesty1(m): 6:19am On Apr 13, 2015
cy4cent:
God bless you, I had to go check again to be sure you are a man, cos you spoke with so much passion for the women folk, which many women cannot do ,let alone a man.
So selecting male while creating account here automatically makes one a man? I see.

Maybe I will change mine to "F" and become a woman. I may even develop breast if I am lucky enough.

cy4cent:
Nigerian men need to change their mentality about women.[/Quote]Which mentality? Do you think she would still lose if she had campaigned well enough and have gotten all the votes of all the women in Taraba?

[quote author=cy4cent post=32661221]For the sake of ego n pride they will never want a woman to head them, unless it is an appointment.
I am lost here. A man contested and a woman also contested and unfortunately for her she lost to the man, same way many other men lost to their opponents in all other states and you are saying that men would have allowed her to rule? How? Buy not voting for the other candidate? Is this really how you think? Just like I said earlier, this woman would have won if all the women in Taraba voted for her. Okey Ezea in Enugu state has failed election more than two times yet we are not crying because we know that most men failed in their first attempt. I have always supported women empowerment but seeing the way you guys reason, I think I am beginning to have double mind. I think the only time you folks should be allowed to be in the front is only when you are getting it from behind, ie doggy style.
cy4cent:
when it comes to voting we the women queue up behind them n vote for them, when it comes to our turn, they queue up behind the men, intimate their wives to vote for the men, n make sure they use protest votes against us,
Pathetic. Are you saying that no man voted for her? Are you expecting the people of Taraba State to not vote for the man at all? I really don't get it.
cy4cent:
what wrong have we done, is it a crime to be a woman in Nigeriahuh
Nope, but it is a crime to think that politics is a game you can win with pet names and sweet words. It is a game for the toughys.
cy4cent:
we have female presidents in some countries, you think it was only the votes of women that gave them victory??
And you think men didn't vote for Aisha? You think she lost because she didn't get support from men? You are funny. Buhari lost presidential election how many times?
cy4cent:
nah it wasn't men that see nothing wrong in a woman leading also voted for them!!!
Abia....... Abeg go back to sleep. The best person won and it has nothing to do with Gender. The woman did more I expected, I mean she a ridiculous amount of votes! Over 261k votes in her first attempt. That's impressive, Okey Ezea didn't get that many votes in his second attempt. Believe me, she is likely to win the 2019 election if she continue like this.
cy4cent:
for how long are we going to remain relevant only in your kitchens and bearing children??
If you think Nigerian women are irrelevant then I think you need a hard squeeze on your bosoms.

cy4cent:
pls Nigerian men change your mentality about us, support us cos we can lead as well!!!
Support unah by not voting for men abi?

Lemme just tell you one funny truth, it is the women in Nigeria that do not want women to be recognized the way you wish.

As for that kitchen thing you mentioned above.

God gave women shorter legs so that they can stand very close to the sink.


Write a letter to him toogrin
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairalander Needs Urgent Response! by Tallesty1(m): 5:38am On Apr 13, 2015
At least, everybody knows better than to go near the other 3 animals because we are all aware of what they can do.


But a woman?



Nobody knows.........gringringringrin
PoliticsRe: English Palava!!! What Do We Call Husband Of A Female Gov? by Tallesty1(m): 5:29am On Apr 13, 2015
First Gentle-Man
CelebritiesRe: Woman Arrested For Beating Herself Up by Tallesty1(m): 10:08pm On Apr 12, 2015
Aya, see as her face come be like missclassy own.
RomanceRe: Wow!!!!! I'm Finaly Free by Tallesty1(m): 9:42pm On Apr 12, 2015
Some dudes don't know the difference between, girlfriend, fiancee and Bleep-mate.
Christianity EtcRe: Should Christian Couples Pray Before Making Love? by Tallesty1(m): 9:38pm On Apr 12, 2015
Iceflox:
As the bible says seek ye first the kingdom of God before doing anything, i think couples should should pray ernestly before making love. The man should lead the prayer and ask God what direction to follow as he is entering.
After the love making, the should say the benediction.
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RomanceRe: Clear Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend by Tallesty1(m): 9:24pm On Apr 12, 2015
FLAWLES:
I din laff;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;me cannor even ask dah kin mumu question****anyways is Okocha still playing for Liverpool@ Tallesty1?

Nairaland GeneralRe: Warning: Those Who Have Ears; Let Them Hear. by Tallesty1(m): 9:19pm On Apr 12, 2015
This preaching carry force!
RomanceRe: Ladies: Would You Date A Guy Wearing Earrings? by Tallesty1(m): 9:17pm On Apr 12, 2015
ggrin:
why evilsembarassed

Why always ggrinhuh
Good evening
RomanceRe: Why Does Every Single Ladies Claim To Be In A Relationship Nowadays? by Tallesty1(m): 9:13pm On Apr 12, 2015
I think because they are dating DPs online.
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Like Bosoms Like Crazy? by Tallesty1(m): 9:12pm On Apr 12, 2015
farano:
I think guys like bosoms because they're always covered. And that means men are not supposed to see them cool ,so that makes men want to see them the more. Also they're close to the face and they stick out so much especially if a woman is well endowed.

But can there ever really be a clear answer to the question of why men like boobs?
Good bosoms are the best and most attractive milk containers in the world.




Why you dey ask sef? No be unah dey call us baby? Babies no go drink milk again?
RomanceRe: Ladies: Would You Date A Guy Wearing Earrings? by Tallesty1(m): 9:10pm On Apr 12, 2015
Ggrin will
RomanceRe: Can We Still Find The Good Ladies Or Are They All Fake? by Tallesty1(m): 9:08pm On Apr 12, 2015
Are you good?

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