₦airaland Forum

ToyozzieTohBad:
amen!! i claim it IN JESUS NAME!!!!

No matter how many Amen you type to claim prayers that are said online, nothing is gonna change if you don't have a good relationship with Jesus.

MizMyColi:


Tallesty1!!!!!!!!!!

Honeymoon go make better sense sha, if both parties did minimal or zero

Abegi! How many Nigerians dey do honey moon?

MizMyColi:
Biko......try dey get more sleep o.
Perhaps you've not been eating well?

I eat well, in fact overfeeding dey worry me here sef.

MizMyColi:
You fit dey drink tea for night, that'll help.
I no mean lipton o. Milo or horlicks

My stomach doesn't accept tea. It gives me belly ache.

I will see a doctor today.

How was ur weekend?

DECOtech:
Yeah, the broken hearted hardly act adultish. Would always want to do anything to feel better and any kind of revenge seems to be the answer.

owkies...


Served her right thou.



She will regret it 4eva.

I know that this Orijin wey you dey drink pass your brain.

BreezyRita:
Lol. .... Happy Sunday Sir!

errrm I came late so make I wish you happy new week



Hope your sunday was cool?

marieolae:
no nah, just message them They'll answer.

Phewww.


I no fit oo.


Make e just dey there, any person wey enter dia go see am.


Morning and how are you?

iyisco2001:
Many are mad, beti, few are roaming

Not funny

marieolae:
no big deal in it, but it feels good to make fp. That's all

Abi...... For the mods to acknowledge your post nah something.

But the coolest of my post no see fp


do you think I can sue the mods?

clemzo101:
That's just it? I had thought dere was some sort of award attached to it. But I have seen some very cool posts not making front page.

Maybe the poster is not cool with the mods.

AbdulAdam56:
Smh,our class room Here in france.

How una dey take write?

EroticAngelina:
And also how u present urslf matters.if ur d type that push men away, then it wil b hard

I think i gotta elaborate on this.

Pushing men away here doesn't mean yelling at them to stay the Bleep off.

Submitting your body easily pushes men away.

Indecent exposure pushes men away.

Weird hair-styles, too much make up and use of fake materials like, nails and lashes pushes men away.

Wanting too many things pushes men away.

Forcing yourself into a dress that is meant for a 3yrs old just to appear sexy pushes men away.

Too much paintings push men away.

Then how do you present yourself?

If you don't have the aura of a responsible woman when you walk on the street or anywhere then you are on your own.


NDEWO

kelvinmuffins3:
I slept with her junior and senior sister on a different occasion. That's the most crazy thing I ever did to my ex after breaking up with her.

You did to her or to yourself?

DECOtech:
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How about what I did to her in revenge for breaking up with me?
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She had dumped me in my down times but less than 4months later one of my jobs paid big.
I just found myself a prettier girl, took her places, went shopping, posted all the fun pics on facebook and then, tagged my ex on the pics.
_
Believe me, she begged to come back.

But that was kiddish nah?

I went to their house when everyone was inside.





Pressed their doorbell and ran away.............

naijaboiy:
You must be going through some hard times

He will soon tell us that he want to commit suicide.


Watch out.

Babygal4eva:
You don't have to start toasting her like that, I'm a girl and guys ho do that annoy the hell out of me, we just met and you are saying all this things thinking that what because you said I'm the only one that makes you feel like this that I will fall in love....

Be her friend, talk to her, but also hint that you would like more there is a fine line between being friendzoned and being a friend with potential, call her but not every damn second and then stop for a while and start confuse her a bit make her want to see you as a man not a gossip buddy.

Most guys I've met can't toast a fish it is just sad at times, be yourself and charm the socks off her

Typed this half asleep so bye

Are you staying in Kaduna?

All the girls wey dey ur side no do you?

Sounds more like it was Jona's bio.

dechandel:

Even if you've been straffing for years before you got married

Honeymoon is a must

They didnt construct all those exotic buildings in Paris for nothing
Even Obudu Cattle ranch sef

Dey there dey dream nah...... Girls be like "My honey moon will be in Paris" but 'em no get 10kobo for their bank account.

God bless my Igbo brothers wey no dey delay to go back to their business after marriage.

You gave all your honey out in the name of dating and yet you expect a man(who is somehow unfortunate) to carry you go do honey moon for France.

Honey Moon Kor Honey Month Ni.

Girls eehhh

pekeyim:
How did this get to FP?


The Ladies cannot commit all the listed "crimes" above alone.


Please Show me a Guy you know that has just 1 partner and never cheated and I'll show you a Liar.

Says cheats who think the whole world sleeps around like them

Exjoker:
You will never be serious in your posts...smh

Serious face gives one wrinkles bro and I don't like wrinkles

If Nairalanders where to be Judges that day.

clevvermind:
ur statement. that u sold urs for nothing. i am only talking about ladies.

Because you believe that virginity is important to women only.

clevvermind:
are u a lady? why posing as a lady?

when and how?

Girls need a good kick in the azz sometimes and good guys can't do it.

True that

FLAWLES:
Mwtsssss;;;;;don't forget that Jehovah witness's dnt date guys (out)from there church

One of their sister forced my guy to attend their meeting before he could get a kiss.

Peacock.

And God was like.


Dear Child,

Your search result did not match any document.

clevvermind:
are u a lady? who cares whether a guy is a virgin or not?

I do.....

I think those that collected a bottle of coke or 1/2 bar of duck soap are better than me.


I gave mine out for free. Not even a piece jenka chewing gum was given to me.