₦airaland Forum

Ramon92:
have you seen or heard him before?? And I ain't talking about the self induced hallucinations you do have..

Raiders:
Another dumb question in nairaland. People do stupid shit in the name of religion. Why would I kill my child for a God that don't exist?

bethyz:
I have known this guy for close to 5years. We talk about mostly everything. We enjoy each others company. One time we traveled together to the east we talk and enjoyed each others company all the way. He is not the type that talk about love or a guy full of love talk. But for that five years I can't teLl if we are in a relationship or not. We are very close and do what lovers do but , he won't tell where we are going. If I talk about it he will change d topic or make fun of it. I want to marry someone eles I no I will miss him if I do. I don't want to lose him? If we were married am sure we will be the best couple. How do I get him to tell me if we will be together or not? Should I leave him I marry someone eles?

drimpeccable: Who does that? In this century? Mission Impossible!

cococandy: Your dad sha

Erm what will I do?
1)
Check his temperature first to see if he's still alright.
(Dude has to be suicidal to try that with me)
2)
Check the date to see if it's april fool's joke.
If neither,

Lock them both outside and call some akpuobi ppl to come and whisk them away.
Change the locks the next day.
And settle the rest in court.

mesoade: And when did age become a pre-requisite of maturity?

mesoade: Most people that fall in love don't know how they fell in love.

You might see her beautiful face this morning,and to your surprise your still thinking about her throughout the day,

Tommorow u see her sing in church with a beautiful voice(now that's when the loving starts),after some other characteristics u see in her(you'll fall in love)

And this girl u fell in love with,you've never had a conversation with her,it's crazy but it's true.













LAST BULLET: we can't really control our falling in love

Blebleswag: Asin, I dnt get it, re u a single mother's child dats experiencing dese stuff or sumtin?

Ishilove: So Mynd44, I am supposed to woo you. Well, I see others declaring undying love... BULLSHIT!!

How can I say I love you when we hardly know each other?? Is that how love starts? Anyway, two strangers first become acquainted with each other, then friendship grows, then comes love. So Mynd44 darling, I am not in love with you

As Micheal Bolton sang, "how can we be lovers when we can be friends?"

I remember the first time we I saw your picture on facebook, I was like "so this skinny , though handsome nigga is the one roaring like a lion on NL? ". However, as time moved on, I started feeling ancient stirrings in some deep, unnamed part of me. You confessed feeling the same way but I was sceptical. I mean, how can you, Mynd44 handle Ishilove? Seriously, how?

But overtime, you have showed me what a rich, warm personality you have beneath your dour exterior. You are full of mysteries, mysteries that I, Ishi, axe and pickle in hand intend to dig through in order to fathom what makes you tick. You intrigue me, Mynd44...and to be sincere, I send you die...



Mynd, will you be my special friend? I am not promising you heaven and earth. What I promise is much deeper and profound than those..if you're willing to give it a try...

Tannie: Didn't know women hate theirselves. What's your proof

MizMyColi: Ditto
Epathra
Where are you na.

Ishilove: Mynd44, where you?

claireshan: She DON disappear

Chuksemi: I love her so much. I can die for her. Her name is jane and she is from Russia.Last week she told me she doesn't like me no more. I cried and cried but she wouldn't listen..

So I came back to nigeria, and soon as I landed my girlfriend here told me she is married.. Why me, why always me I ask. Answer me now oh.

So I WANT TO Kill myself. Please just let me do it.. Don't beg me. i will kill myself oh. I have warned you.

Neldrizzy: me and claireshan naa

MizMyColi:

@Tallesty, nwannem, ezigbo oyim, what's poppin?
Why the sad face?


@Irishkez Asampete Nawnyi *hands her the other part of my earpiece.

Logicalmindy: Tallesty, nawa o.

donlexph8: Am dating this gurl and we love each other so much, our relationship is months old a distance one to be precise we have seen just twice and of recent something came up and she told me she and ah family are relocating to Germany permanently. Buh according to her prediction she should be back in Nigeria in the next 6 years hopefully厖. The ish is dis am 20 and this gurl is 15 tho more matured dan ah age. She wants to continue the relationship and nt ready to let go. Wot do u tink I can do, all things being equal wot are my chances and also considering my age厖厖�. Nairalands I need ur advice

Xcapist: Tallesty1, even you Hehehe

MizMyColi:
*listening to Ada Ada by Flavor*

Keenly following the thread too.

Elantracey!!!

Thou art where?

marvelck: Most women would prefer their husband moving/hanging out with married men instead of single guys. Most of whom are generally seen to be weird, randy or promiscuous. Not that some married men aint like that, but single men are more prone to such lifestyle, that's why most married women don't like seeing their hubby hang out with unmarried guys/friends, so that their 'bad' lifestyle wont rub off on them... They feel such guys or friends would be a bad influence on their husband. But come to think of it, boys will always be boys. Even when he's with his mother, he'd still want to go out and play with his friends, no matter the restrictions...and the same thing applies to most married men...

claireshan: Lol am here anything for me?