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esof1: Kill yourself or kill your mama.

So, a girl told u to your face that she wishes ur mother death and you are still asking for what to do? Chaii.
No matter what ur mother has done to her, that's a cruel thing to say.
Abeg, forget that girl.

I don't think his mother did anything to her.


I believe she is one the girls that thinks all mother inlaws are devils

arobafingi: I love this girl and will like to marry her. she means so much to me. But the day we planned to visit her people was the same day to visit mine too.
to my surprise, she told me she can never marry someone whose mother is still alive. I tried to ask her the reason for her position statements but up till this moment she hasn't said anything.am so worried, feel like killing myself. what should I do.anyone with such experience should please come to my rescue.

What goes around comes around.


Tell her that none of her children will get married while she is still alive.

I'm not after fp sir, I'm waiting for you to finish what you wanna post So that I'd fire back.

This Is Getting Serious............

Wow

naturally: I dream of me being successfully successful

Dream is not what you see while sleeping but what kept you from sleeping.

Your point?

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...

Help-desk : Double click on "My Computer".

Lady : I can't see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on "My Computer" on your computer.

Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer .. double click on it.

Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.

To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

Lies

Superstar007: Click on the "L&S" link on the header




You mean the notification?

Yea

krall: you have nothing to fear. your days of saving likes is finally over.

You don't grab.


I checked and they disappeared so I want to know if it happened to him............

Princecalm: What was her first response after you told her you will do anything in the world to please her. We have heard where other girls will just turn off the guy,in some other cases she will say"i will think about it" and stuffs like that.

I have never said that to a lady. Believe Me.

I can't even remember using sweet words to get a lady because I don't ask them out directly.

adonbilivit: speechless! touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm. i just hope reading this alone is not a sin. only God knows the truth.

national award is not the ultimate, if he(the journalist) is really what he appears to be then he will get the ultimate reward which is heaven.

Scripture says that knowledge will abound in the end.

Why some people have chosen to remain in the dark is what I can't comprehend.

You know you are a talking when you visit your friends and they chose to press their phone instead

Nothing

Superstar007: I just checked my shared post and discovered that uncle Seun has added the total number of likes and shares accumulated by a user. I have 1706 likes and 90 shares. Have you noticed the feature too? Whats your take on this

Did your likes and shares disappear after you checked them or are they still there?

Your business............




None of mine.

onome710: 1. Let's say ur love (for her good side) blinded u to the faults (her bad side) I'm sure there are people who may not cope with one of such 'bad sides'

I wasn't blind to them, they were clear like print but Ignored them because i can handle them(Decision).

onome710: 2. I thought se.x was 'making love' and not 'lust'? Lust doesn't last, love is for all time!

Hahahahaha............ Love is a changeable emotion bro. It doesn't last forever.

Calling se;x "love making" is a lie invented by Satan to sugar-coat fornication, adultery, etc so that people will rush into it............

Love is a feeling, You don't make it............

You show it.............

Lust is very important in every marriage.

onome710: @ Tallesty1 : I agree that love is a decision, but I disagree on your formular for a relationship.
Come to think of with what blinds us to certain 'faults' in people and still make us love them? In as much as love is a decision it blinds us to the 'wrongs'...

Blind to their faults? Maybe I'm different because I knew all the bad sides (faults) of my gf when we were dating but I ignored them because the good side of her outshined the bad side.

onome710: @ MzMycoli : Lol. I guess u'll agree with me that love and lust can't cohabit!

Bros you see eehhh

no matter how much you love somebody.

Your sex life will be very boring if you don't lust after 'em

I will reply you when I wake up.

MizMyColi: Hmmmm
This is a new perspective.

In other words, you're saying, gimmee 60%Love and 40%Lust and we'll

It is not new my dear.

Read my thread "The Marriage That I Want"

@Emboldened, In a way because the friendship cannot last without love but that love is different. It is not the type that our generation knows/wants

Woged2005: I know my brother, but more than one hour on top of a lady becomes punishment... remember it's flesh you are rubbing on plus both partners get too tired, sweating profusely to continue. Sometime they have to stop without the man releasing..

This is punishment.


Exactly what happened to Moses.

He wandered in the bush.

Climbed mountains.

Fought wars.

Even saw the promised land but could not enter it............

Wickedness

Blind?

Love isn't blind, it is a decision.

You will enjoy your partner if you make a wise decision.

You will suffer heart-breaks and disappointments if you make a foolish one.

Me, I don't need love.

Gimme 60% Friendship and 40% Lust and we will last forever.

priscaoge: Yes naaa, am proud of my language

lols


it is good............ I just wish I have enough time to enjoy the thread.

Because they are lazy.



What goes around comes around.

MizMyColi: Ha!

Tallesty!

Somedays bah?

You're just too harsh

She dey form James Bond nah.

Lmao

priscaoge: Please write ENGLISH I don't understand French

Nah English jaree

priscaoge: Mizmycoli
Tallesty1

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