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Freest: Nope... But the vehicle should be let to go... Cos justice will never be gotten by d bereaved and sympathizers... So this is a measure to calm them at least temporarily..

Y'know they say that "There is sense in every nonsense" but in this case.



There is no "sense" at all.

Freest: Its alarming the lives dangote trucks has claimed in Nigeria yet government isn't doing nothing about it

And burning the Vehicle would stop it?

iceberylin: ßĔĨŃĞ ŚĨŃĞĹĔ ĨŚ ÁŴĔŚŐMĔ

Ú ŴŐŔŔŶ ĹĔŚŚ
ŚÁVĔ ŤĨMĔ,MŐŃĔŶ ÁŃ ŤĔĎ ĔŃĔŔĞŶ



ĹŐŤŚ ŐŦ advantages

As in eehhh.


Plenty things dey dia to enjoy.

Just incase

Neldrizzy: somewhere in Paris for our honeymoon!!

With who

ronald4lif: Lol this is serious but what if she works, hardworking but still not far from being poor and would you prefer to be richer than you woman or she being more richer. Sorry for asking oo

Does it matter who is richer?



My point is that I have no business with broke ladies.

ronald4lif: Hahaha you don't mean it

I do

Dating a poor lady is like a trip to hell

So girls don't ask for sex? You can't be serious.


If we lived in the time that virgins weren't rare then no one would insist on sex b4 marriage.

But now that most ladies are pro in sex

they leave us no choice than to press our mango well well to know if e ripe rich inside before we buy am.

Tannie: *drags him back*

Living with a man is like signing your death warrant but with understanding and good communication, it flows easily like water. Too bad not everyone knows this. Same thing applies to women too.

Listen.

Women understand women and they hate each other. What does that tell you

Neldrizzy: noooo am a married man!!! i still love my claireshan <3

My son




where is that girl nah

I don't know.

since2005: Depends on the age gap

I can't imagine marrying a man 10 years older

They are the best.

Do you deserve him?

Tannie: So guys should stop complaining that ladies lives longer than them

Btw those guys arn't nigerians

They still won't live long.



Living with a woman is a problem on it's own.

*runs out*

How I choose my Women

“Wow, you’re amazing!” she said after we made love.

“With qualities like that, you must drive dozens of women crazy.”

“Not at all,” I said, “in fact I’m very choosy. I’m only into women I can really talk to, for example about politics, psychology, art, science, music, classical ballet … in a word, a woman has to be highly intelligent to land in my bed.”

She was obviously flattered:

“So what impressed you most about me?”


“Your breasts, of course.”

*runs outta da thread*

Who Send Them??


Women Live Longer Than Men Because They Don't Live With Women.

[quote author=Unionised post=/post/26831467]We are here to understand what still obtains.

you know say we don commot for market...[/quote]Read and go then.


To comment means you are still available.

Lols.....

Here is an update on all that health stuff we keep hearing about!!!!!!

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain. Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

From the place I was sitting, I could here Logicalmindy and Missmossy trying to order something. It was late already.

My girls have already had some trouble making themselves understood when I go over to take one table’s order.

Me: “Hi, would you like to order some food?”

Mossy: “Yes, we would like food please.”

(There is a long awkward pause, until I realise they are not going to order on their own.)

Me: “So… what food would you like?”

Mossy: “Oh! I would like this. This is steak, yes?”

(She is pointing to lamb shank on the menu.)

Me: “Oh, no, that’s lamb. Lamb shank, it’s like a small leg. We have a steak just here, if you like?”

(She remains pointing at the lamb shank.)

Mossy: “So this… this is steak?”

Me: “No, no, this is steak…”*I point*“…and that is lamb.”

Mossy: “So this… what animal?”

Me: “Pardon?”

Mossy: “What animal this?”

Me : “Oh! Sorry! That’s lamb. Uh, sheep.”

Mossy: “Sheep?”

Me: “Yes, sheep. Erm…”

Mossy: “Maaaaaaaa?”

(I am puzzled for a second, and then realise she is making a sheep noise!)

Me: “Yes, baaaaa!”

Mossy: “Oh! Yes! And this?”

(She points to the steak.)

Me: “Steak. Cow.”

Mossy: “Moooo?”

Me: “Yes, mooooo!”

(She points to each successive meat dish in turn, and eventually I begin to make the animal noises before she does, to save time. I manage to keep a straight face, The guy takes over)

Logical: “And this?”

(Logical says as he points at the last menu item, which is a venison dish.)

Logical: “What animal, this?”

Me: (Oh my goodness, so the guy does not know anything) “That’s venison, which means deer.”

Logical: “Deer? What is deer?”

Me:“Erm…”
(I stop dead as I realise that I haven’t the faintest idea what noise a deer makes, and am certainly not capable of reproducing it.)

Me:“It’s… ah… deer… well, it’s… stag. You know, stag?”
(In desperation, I hold my hands above my head in the shape of antlers. He looks puzzled for a moment, then seemingly has an epiphany.)

Logical: “Ah! STAG! Stag…”

(He looks questioningly at his Mossy, and then at me, seemingly without getting the help he needs.)

Logical: “I… like… stag?”

(He did end up getting the venison dish, and was very pleased with it. Mossy had ‘chicken’ and was likewise satisfied.)

MizMyColi: Goan take the test joor.

Done.

The Achiever.

Trifix is 3w2, 6w5, 9w8.

priscaoge: Lol u sef wan learn abi?

OK it means..... "Isi igba"

Head means "Isi"

Drum means "Igba"

ma obụ isi abia(a type of drum)

Coli don come again.

That No4 is true.

You don't know any woman until you marry her.

Congrats

obongproff: Yeah. U made a lot of sense above, I must confess.

Speaking of d law of attraction, how does a good girl with a good heart attract a serial cheat? How does a good guy with a good heart attract a runs girl. Dat shit's so complicated.

Hahahahaha.

Very Very complicated bro

Because "Good" attracts both good and bad............

cococandy: Well I guess. How else can they prove it.

What surprises me is the church harshness.
And that part of family and friends turning their backs on one.
What kind of love are they preaching then?

The teachings of the church and the teachings of Christ are not thesame.

Besides there are lots and lots of misinterpretations in the bible we are using.

Yea.... But it is rarely instant that is why sometimes you see too many genuinely evil and despicable people getting away with doing bad things without repurcussions(or so you think, because they will definitely pay for it).

whatever we do, we will either enjoy or suffer the consequences of our actions but karma does not come the way we want or expect it.

When you are dumped by someone you loved, your instant wish will be that they suffer in their next relationship, or that they never date again but it hardly work that way.

Karma sometimes allow them to enjoy their relationship to the fullest, then it will disguise itself and come as a husband or wife.

I'm still trying to reconcile karma and the law of attraction to see if they are the same.

pickabeau1: Beautiful
Another honest lady

So what's the topic about

Why r d females blaming married folks solely for something that both parties are guilty of

I will like to see her answer to this question.