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Yeah I see it as a joke but truly you’re right even kids use this words but at the end it’s not really funny because kids being kids go the extreme with every joke even if it’s no longer funny

Jeon:
which type of stay and which type of enter dy make me dy hear those kind words?


IS THE MATTER DIFFERENT FROM OP OR ARE MY LIVING WITH THE OP...


IS SOCIAL MEDIA HELPING OR PROMOTING THE USELESS WORDS PPL MAKE?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE TRASHY COMEDIANS USING VULGAR WORDS [ OR YOU GONNA SAY I ALSO LIVE ON SOCIAL MEDIA ]

so surprised to see kids not up to 6years saying shitx[no Capricorn this, you dy joz, I go put am for ur body wotowoto ]and we just laugh at it because it seems as fun.

Maturity sir or ma, no forget say na where you Dey stay and where you Dey enter make you Dey hear those kind words

Jeon:
ANOTHER REDPILL SIMPING BEHIND KEYS..





she did well...
WE HUMANS SUFFERS FROM FOOT IN MOUTH SYNDROME
Even when ppl make the pupoplar comment " nah cultist phone you touch ooh, no push cultist, blah blah blah " from that day I view them as wayward... I cut my limits with them. NOT ALL WORDS ARE MADE FOR JOKES.

Your friend no lie my brother since you’re not a woman beater and she gives you no opportunity to explain yourself she just wanted an excuse to dump you

Googledman:
Hi guys, just opened this account to stay anonymous.

I've been dating this girl for 5 months now, everything I've been smooth until just yesterday evening. I was chatting with her through WhatsApp, it was all fun until i used a sticker of this skit maker ''ogb cultist". In that sticker, he raised his hand like he wanted to slap someone and his signature slang "You wan collect??"..

The response i got almost got me mad... She said she has known that I will be abusive, I'm wicked and all manner of talk. Then she said its over... IT'S OVER BETWEEN US. I tot it was a joke, like how can i explain me trying to joke and then the joke is now on me. I told her, i never meant it, it was just a joke. Even the preceding conversations before i sent in the sticker was all fun nd jokes but she said she couldn't risk being with someone that sees slapping someone as a joke. Moreover, why should i joke with such sensitive matters that just recently a claimed life of someone she look up to.

Now, this is serious has she have blocked my lines and no form of communication since.

Pls what should i do... A friend of mine said she is just looking for a slight opportunity to dump me. Is it enough reason to call a sweet relationship off. Pls i need advise.

Pls remove the question mark pls tell him HE DEY MAD

EmptyGarden:
You dey mad?

No mind them why them no show mainland

Oga still show us the ghetto side abeg,I wan confirm something.

Same way you stopped masturbation, apply same energy in trying to stop nacking ashawo

kenzysmith:
I stop masturbation 2yrs ago after 9yrs in bondage u asking me to go back to it

Some group people have the Brain of a Ram, whoever you are, I think you’re one of the leaders of that group

Iyaebe:
I don't believe in men's sexual abuse,if it was an abuse why did he sustain erection?

Family matter no concern me

Oyindamolah:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MY COUSIN:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?

Your topic alone is alarming

First how old are you ?

Wow 2010 really, Na wa ooo, thanks for the info, I Dey comot for this area

greymiles:
Dat aboru matter na spiritual problem... even as far back as 2010, they have been having issues with electricity

Good day people, sorry to bother y’all and pls mind my grammar. I happened to live In Lagos iyanapa Aboru to be precise and I noticed since I moved to this area last year we usually have light for about 5 to 6hours a day Excluding Wednesdays because they said Wednesdays is off day, then the annoying part is we don’t even sleep with light... All of these was before the power grid palava now with the power grid wahala we only see light for a combined 30mins a day for the past 2weeks, and they bring serious bill I mean my apartment alone pay over 10k per month, I AM TIRED OF THIS PLACE ALREADY, thinking of moving to another area but agents palava Na another one.

Where our politicians Dey see weed

lalasticlala:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/03/27/russia-ukraine-war-nigeria-ready-to-step-in-as-alternative-gas-supplier-to-europe-says-sylva/

Build for rentage first

Ndlistic:
Property gurus in the house, please, how long will it take someone that saves at least 400k - 450k a month to complete a 3 storey building in the South East?

Let's say land is already available.

Again, would you advise build own personal house (duplex) first or build a 3-deck house for rentage before building own personal house?

Thanks.

Note: I Said savings, not earnings. Thanks

Who give am

JonOfAustrlia:
My wife got pregnant again even with an IUD. We werent planning for it. As these babies are so small and require so much care already.

Its not like raising them in the village. We live abroad and we dont get help. It means we always have to be with them if not for daycare but then we are working. We are already so tired.


I dont know if I am venting or asking for advice. We are grateful but we are so tired already... what to do...?

Wetin concern Nigeria for this matter again

Aufbauh:
Kai, Ukraine should not involve or rope Nigeria in to any foreign relations animosity.
We've being in war since 2009 in our country with terrorist already so, let them face theirs.

We don't need commendation or condemnation from either Russia or Ukraine.

Op sorry to say this but this is Childish reasoning,

Flahyuq:
If they had to arrest a Nigerian Skit maker for being too boring....who would it be??

Mine--Broda Shaggi

Funniest Skit maker for me is Nasty Black!
Taoomma is becoming so boring too



Who is yours??

We plenty for here

NOETHNICITY:
I'm a staunch chelsea fan. I hardly miss a Chelsea match. About 5months ago I bought DStv and subscribed for the compack package for 7900 + other changes making it 8k. And I ve been doing this since Nov.
However, to my disappointment I couldn't watch chelsea's champion league matches against lille. I also discovered that DStv compack package doesn't show other english teams games in the champions league. For instance the compack package didn't show Man City vs Sporting, didn't show Man U vs Atl Madrid and also didn't show liverpool match as well. Immediately I realized it makes no sense to me staying in that package. So I downgraded to DStv yanga.

I bought DStv because I was told that with the compack package I would be able to watch all Chelsea games. But I kind of feel disappointed that after paying 8k I've to still visit the viewing center to watch my match.
Besides I hardly ever have time for TV except when it's match time

Besides I ended up discovering a nice viewing center in area with a very big screen and mature audience.
So good for me

Just wondering if there are others too who feel they aren't getting value for money

Great deal your community or area got there but it’s a shame we’re still talking about the issue of electricity in this country

nedekid:
Light.
It is an intra network.
We buy our electricity cards from the provider, we don't know when it is Nepa or generator.
Expensive though, 5k for 46 units. Last 2 days on average.

There’re many areas with light but me my area no even get light

Brendaniel:
It's like you people are not in Nigeria, the power grid has collapsed, nobody has light in Nigeria presently except from personal generators...

Buhari is in london chilling, you people should wait till he is back...

24hours light or blackout ??

nedekid:
24 hrs.

That depends on your current condition, if you’re unemployed I advice you take the 50k job first

blue01:
Good morning nairalanders, please you guys should pardon me because am not much of a good writer. Am here to seek advice from some of the great minds we have here, I got this little issue that has really put me in a state of confusion.

I applied for a job sometime last month and the job is 108k/month but the issue is that the opening is still very much shaky like they are still contemplating if to employ more hands or not so the person that linked me to the job anytime I call him he keeps telling me to pray hard because of the nature of things over there, then sometime Last week he called me and asked if I can manage another job of 50k pending when that other job will be available, both jobs comes with free lunch but the one of 50k comes with extra incentives like 2k everyday but the one of 108k come with no incentives (only your salary every month end), so am really confused if to wait or just resume at the one of 50k.

Any advice is highly welcome and will be appreciated.

I forgot to add that at both jobs I will be working morning shift two days, night shift two days and I will have two days as my off days too and it's not something stressful too.

My sister every man that approaches you want to nack you for sure but there are serious ones so try to choose wisely

Preshieben:
Omoh...
I know I'm not supposed to be worried but I have to

Whenever a guy approaches me,no matter how nice and lovely he looks,
All I think is,he just wants to explore my pussie and move on..and gbamm I'll just ghost him and this goes on with every guy I meet.

I've had failed relationships, infact the last one ended when I discovered my ex bf was cheating on me with my cousin that I'm four years older than and I'm sure that I've moved on completely but I don't seem to trust any guy any longer

The way I reject men who approach me cos all I think is "he only wants to fvck you, nothing else" is sooo alarming, and I fear if I continue like this,I may not marry

How do I change this mentality?
How do I change my mindset about men abeg?

Go Deworm yourself first

Zordgrub:
TL;DR: I was diagnosed with Herpes. I have a constant itch that now looks like ring worm circle on the upper left side of my ribs and I also have hook pain on the lower left side of my abdomen, just below the ribs(spleen region). I've gone to the hospital but doctors said it's nothing. What's the cause and what can I do?

I recently got diagnosed with Herpes and I'm currently on aciclovir. The thing is, before I did this herpes test, I have been having itch from the inside of the left side of my body for like months now and when I looked at it at the mirror, it has this circle like ring worm like. Though it isn't really visible but it's something I can notice and it has this slight dark coloration.

Now, I've been having this hook pain too for a while on the lower left side of my abdomen, around the spleen region, just below my ribs and it's usually prevalent at night. Mind you, I've gone to the govt hospital to complain about this and the doctors are saying I should not worry that it's nothing.

The way kidney infection news is flying here and there, I don't wanna be caught on the web.

Please Doctors and other health practitioners, what can I do? What kind of cream can I apply to the rash and what should I do as regards the hook pain too and what's the likely cause of this?

Please help!!!

We never talk our own finish OP carry us go US matter

Go to court if they don’t refund in full payment then complete your rent you paid

This Na result of cheap bleaching cream Na

True but not all of us has got that boldness to stand up for ourselves, I guess he’s one of many

Alexgeneration:
Stop being a pussy and stand up for yourself.


Most people treat you the way you carry yourself. If he refuses to carry the food,she will only demand that he is withdrawn from guarding her, he will not lose his job.

The girl Na bad girl, other guys for Dey pour sperm for the idiot face.. smh

Merlissa:
The boyfriend must be extra special because I am not just understanding

Yes for sure they will come back after the World Cup

Darkseidxx:
Una go still come back

Not really his fault because if he stand his ground and refused to do what he’s asked they will report him and punish him. This is Nigeria

You deserve 25 liter of fuel for your car or gen����

Ryda:
Not surprised!

Even the super cop with questionable character amassed dozens of awards.