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chariisGRACE:
Chaiii!
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The total number of tanks wey Naija get, na person dey take play Love.

Romanoff:
There should be a line. Leave kids out of the trolling.

I agree with you, but anty tboss is just chasing clouts ...anything to remain relevant. there was no need for such an over reaction. Seyi law's daughter was also trolled, we didn't see him crying. How can she be crying for some random stranger who probably can't afford a 3 square meal ? Think of it, it doesn't make sense at all. Thousands of fans complemented her, but she singled out just the said individual and made so much fuss about his/her comment....like I said, anything to remain relevant even at the detriment of her daughter. She would grow up and get to know that someone called her ugly when she was a baby cos her mum was stupid enough to make so much fuss about it. Nobody probably knew there was such a comment till she blew it open.

DrDax:
My first experience taught me to respect myself.

Beautiful girl, the stuff of wet-dreams, I was only 20.

We met at a movie rehearsal, and discovered she lived quite close to me.

So, we became friendly-strangers, the type that greet each other, say "how are you", and engage in short small talks.

After monitoring this lady for months and gathering info from friends and neighbors, I decided to approach,

Shout out to my cousin, my coach. lol

So there I was wobbling and fumbling, and wondering what I had got myself into while she just kept smiling and shaking her head.

"what say you?" and the classic response "I'll think about it"

Well, the following week was her birthday and I had emptied my piggy bank to get her the most expensive perfume I could find as well as a classy birthday card to buttress my point.

On D-Day, I got into my sunday best, sprayed some of my cousin's perfume, shined my shoe till I could see my reflection on it, and mustered all remaining confidence, and yes a little prayer before stepping to her house around 4pm.

Please picture this nervous wreck, holding a gift pack, and knocking on his prospect's gate while muttering to Cupid to please shoot his arrow into her heart and make my day. Infact, cupid told me she would jump right into my arms on seeing me.

Well the mum appeared on the balcony, took one look at me, and joined two and two together. She peered back into the house and called her daughter, "you have another visitor oooooo. Hmmmmmmm"

To cut a long story short, the girl of my "wet-dreams" came sauntering out in all her innocent beauty with some handsome tall dude. They both walked right past me into a car parked across the street.

And while walking towards the car, she uttered the sentence that would change my life forever.

She said, "give the package to my mum", and they zoomed off.

There I was standing at the gate like Charlie Chaplin feeling like an idiot, and her mum at the balcony trying unsuccessfully not to laugh out loud.

I swore to never try that nonsense again.

Till date.

End.

lmao @ emboldened....

pocohantas:
Most times a guy does like that, he is new in the game, an introvert or he is chyking a girl he considers out of his league.

I have one trying to chyke me, yet he is calling me "Ma" He will send message, then delete it. I feel so much pity for him. The girl didn't have to be rude though. Just politely dismiss him if you are not interested. Except if the need to apply force arises.

CosmicJames:
It is a natural attraction. Not jazz.
The thing is; girls are like shadow.
The more you run after them, the more they run away. But if you run away from them, they will run after you.

The thing is that girls expect guys to come after them because that's the normal and usual thing in this part of the world.

So when a particular guy stay back in an environment or neighborhood while other guys are coming after them, they (girls) usually get curious as to why he's staying back.
The curiosity is their attraction. In the process of knowing why and how, they will do anything within their power to be with you. In other words, they will woo you!

But it is important to know that as a guy, for girls to be curious about you and to who you, you must be alive, active, calm and intelligent.

jimyjames:
I don't think we had these many tradional rulers at ojukwus burial

lefulefu:
so what of if u in a country where majority of the ladies are beautiful .that means u will just suffer from high blood pressure

I go relocate

Wazzaowner:
So 2 u nw, u feel u beautiful?.

annayawchee:
The guy's name is DC not Batista and they are not blood brothers but they are from the same town but different villages and how do I know this? They are both from my town.

GAZZUZZ:
No de enter people compound unna no de hear



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PxTsZXGhKg

Riele:
Metaphor ;Direct Comparison I guess .

***Ocean of love ***

nice dp ... for a moment i thought that was some foreign country, then on a closer look..i saw Sterling Towers.....cool stuff tho

absolutefrag:
Let me share an experience for people to learn to be cautious.

As an undergraduate, I was in my room (a girls hostel), just had my bath and I was changing. A female friend was around and we were gisting. She was kinda focused on her phone screen. I angrily snatched to see what she was doing. She was actually recording me dressing up. I did not hand back her phone till I had deleted the video.

Sometimes you need to protect your privacy even with people of the same sex

u dey fvcked up sha ..... y didnt you smash the phone??

SlyfoxxjReturns:
been thinking the same thing. It’s like this incident is becoming more and more rampant. Almost every day there’s a new story like this.

It’s especially funny when I hear the man took drugs to sleep with a Prostitute. Like really? What point do you have to prove to a prostitute?.

I can understand if it’s your wife or girlfriend and you’re trying to satisfy them but trying to prove to a prostitute that you’re a strong man is just ridiculous. Just do your thing with your normal power and leave. Even if you last one minute.

Amanda4life:
I will advise the wife not to see the corpse at all.

Just give people money to do the burial.

Don't appear at all.
Why will she be present on the burial day?

What will wife tell the children.

Maybe DADY traveled

Harpheez50:
40k

come be like say u dey prize am based on the inch

2dmax:
Lekki

Shared flat

Each room ensuite

400k total package

320k p/a renewal

nameo:
Will you keep kwayet.

Restricting Nigerians from travelling to USA is a BIG deal. A very big one. Dont limit it by calling it "...a mere immigration policy".

It is another indication of how low Nigeria has fallen.

I know Trump is crazy. But there are some countries that he would not have done this with. Not this easily. Moreover, the excuse he would give is the terrible security situation in todays Nigeria with Boko haram, ISWAP and herdsmen/bandits killing indiscriminately.

The security situation directly reflects on the President, who is C-inC

Matrimonous:
So innoson manufactures state of the art fire fighting trucks yet a SW governor traveled overseas to shop for it.
What a shame.