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Thank you. Dont you have the 3G Ipads?

Why would I waste more money calling you when you can just state your price here? Or do you enjoy inconveniencing prospective customers?

How much?

oYaTo:
Did you even bother reading the entire thread?  

Better put your reading glasses on  

Hahahahahah . Honest mistake bro BUT does that change D̶̲̥̅̊ fact that some random fellow has come up with bogus tales without any evidence apart from "its common knowledge in my street in D̶̲̥̅̊ village" And grown men like you are asking for more 'insight' like D̶̲̥̅̊ illiterate almajiri you all Hate   . Lmao. Naija is a really funny country.

This is soo funny. Someone sits in his bedroom And concocts tales by moonlight without any evidence, comes to NL And posts it And educated grown men just sit back And lap it all up. Asking for "more insight" just because of their ethnic hatred.

I don't know which is funnier, that this poster is omnipresent And is somewhat privy to all D̶̲̥̅̊ backroom dealings of D̶̲̥̅̊ "Nothern aristocrats" And we should take his word for it OR his claim that Sanusi's Vice is "Homosexuality". Chai, i Can't stop laughing ooo .lmao

newmi:
Luke 4:18
18 The Spirit of the Lord[ is] upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,

newmi:
Christianity is not about wealth but wealth is a part of the good news that christianity brings
Fisrly, this is a very very silly question one that reveals the chronic fetality of the degree of ignorance on this display.
If you not aware He has done then be smart enough to fine out because l wonder if you have seen scriptures like this:
2 Corinthians 8:9
"For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich"

Please clear your see and see THIS IS WHAT CHRIST JESUS DID FOR US- THOUGH HE WAS RICH BUT HE BECAME POOR SO THAT THROUGH HIS POVERTY WE CAN BE MADE RICH and bible refers to this as a function of God's grace

Sorry, just a quick question. What do U̶̲̥̅̊  mean by Jesus was "Rich" then became poor. What where D̶̲̥̅̊ riches spoken of therein? Are you saying that in heaven there exists aplenty dollars, pounds, yen? Gold,silver? Is it that they possess many designer clothes/accesories in heaven? Do they even wear clothes in heaven? Or maybe there is soooo much food hence D̶̲̥̅̊ riches but, do they eat in heaven?

Even if such where present in heaven, of what monetary/currency value is it right there in heaven for it to be qualified as "riches"?

Bear in mind that even if you give a truck load Of Gold to a bush man in whose society gold is ηọ̥t  recognised as something of value or currency, you have effectively in his mind given him worthless junk.

So please, can you clarify D̶̲̥̅̊ riches you spoke of Jesus having above. Thanks

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=647074.msg8134571#msg8134571 date=1302880254]Osunbor and PDP must be your immediiate family members for you to make such comments.

Edolites have seen the man oshiomoleh in action and they have overwhemingly backed him and sorry PDP is a dead corpse in Edo State.

Good Oshiomhole has the political WILL to sack non-performing govt. officials. This I believe will make others to sit up and work hard for the state.

How do explain a commissioner of health who awarded hospital renovation to a contractor, failed to deliver the project and the commissioner kept telling lies at ECO meetings to the governor and other members of the cabinate

What will you make of a commissioner of agriculture who was asked to gonround the state and verify the real farmers/farmer group that should be given the 1bn agric loan only for him to ignore the farmers on ground and went tp meet PDP godfathers in the state asking them to send names that he could use to manipulate the loan to favour them!

I do not support all of Oshiomhole's actions but this sacking is long over due. If you are sincere with yourself, ask questions about these people he has sacked and what they have been doing in his government and you would be shocked by the responses.[/quote]LOL. Is it a coincidence that the so called 'non-performing govt officials' are all from Edo central where ACN lost elections?

190:
[color=deeppink]The birth of jesus christ in pidgin::



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Can you give us a direct link to the video so those of us on mobile can view it? We can't see embedded flash. Thanks

m.vuclip.com

It beggars belief that Bankole will be briefing Americans on how Yaradua bribed supreme court judges. Any sense in that? What kind of cooked-up story is this?

^^
You can use most apps including using the Blackberry App world without a BIS subscription.

However your Browser, email, BBM and facebook for BB will not work.

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Theblessed:
[size=16pt]Words of a fool! I wonder what he think he is?  The macho guy! Keep deluding yourself! 

Abusing women is fun for you, I hope you don't have daughters out this your nasty mess because, soon you will realise it.  Just give it another 20 years from now, you will reap what you sow and your sins will catch up with you, eventually! Watch it!

You are not really to blame but the lazy slags who sleeps with you and the society we are all brought up in - where women are compelled to catch any thing in trouser at all cost by spreading your thin legs.

In fact, all blames are on this evil society for failing to give their daughters a sense of self-worth, without dependency mentality. That's to blame! [/size]

How did he 'abuse women'? Did Tuface r@pe anyone? Did he force anybody? Did the women in question complain to you they are unhappy with the arrangement?

My God, two adults enter into a consensual relationship and someone is here hyperventilating, laying curses and insults.
Of what business of your is it if people choose to live their lives in a certain way? Have they broken any laws? Why can't people learn to respect peoples PERSONAL CHOICES.

This Nairaland sef. People should get a life and stop trying to live other peoples lives for them.

rasputinn:
You must be the most uneducated nairalander around,do you know that there's such a term as demonic and such a term a being bi.t.chy,oh I should pretend to be typing from a pulpit to please youNigga please

LOL. So now you wanna hide under semantics, right? Who are you deceiving? Even Jesus who you claim to represent knows you were being insultive. B.I.t.c.h.y indeed.lmao

You obviously think Jesus is stupiid. You are 100 times worse than Oprah. Hypocrisy.smh

rasputinn:
http://westerngh.com/2010/04/oprah-winfrey-opens-church-founds-religion/

Talk-show host Oprah Winfrey today celebrated the opening of her first church and the founding of her new religion, titled O, The Oprah Religion. The multi-tasking Oprah will serve as pontiff and deity for both.
“Expanding on Her enormously successful enterprises in television, film, the web, and Her magazine, Oprah Winfrey brings Her positive, motivational spirit to one of the most highly anticipated new religions since Scientology,” explained spokesperson and new Archbishop for the church, Gayle King, in a press conference in Chicago today.

“O, The Oprah Religion gives confident, smart women the tools they need to explore and reach for their dreams, to express their individual style, and to make choices that will lead to a happier and more fulfilling afterlife.”

“In addition, we’ve eliminated the regressive prohibitions – such as those against shrimp, clothing made of mixed fibers, and premarital sex – that older, outmoded religions still cling to, but which no longer fit in with the lifestyles of their congregations. In fact, Oprah loves to share a shrimp cocktail with her live-in life partner while wearing stretch-wool slacks! Now, with O, The Oprah Religion, you can do the same, and without the threat of everlasting damnation!”

King went on, “O, The Oprah Religion, has all the comforts of a traditional belief system, but combined with the uplifting spirit of Oprah, so that anyone from a religious background will still feel at home when they convert the new traditions of O, The Oprah Religion.”

“For example, instead of a spring fertility festival like Easter or Passover, with O, The Oprah Religion, you’ll celebrate the abundance of Oprah with Her spring holiday Oprah’s Favorite Things, which is observed during the second week of spring sweeps. During this holiday, believers smear the blood of a freshly slaughtered lamb on their television, and in the middle of the day the Holy Spirit of Oprah visits all supplicants and showers them with cashmere pajamas, gourmet chocolates, and Gladware”

“It doesn’t stop there!” added Archbishop King. “The Catholic tradition of confession has been incorporated into O, The Oprah Religion, but with a twist: confession occurs just once per lifetime, is syndicated nationally, and is officiated over by Oprah herself. Since Oprah serves as both pontiff and God in human form, penance is unnecessary, forgiveness is guaranteed, and it’s all done without the use of an intercessor! Verily I say unto thee: O, The Oprah Religion empowers all women with the tools for their own salvation! Praise be!”

Though Winfrey herself officiated over the opening ceremonies for the First Church Of Oprah, Savior, located on Chicago’s Magnificent Mile, O, The Oprah Religion does not require or even encourage Church attendance. Instead, believers are urged to stay home and watch services on their televisions. Regular broadcasts will be held every weekday at 11am. An additional service is planned for the most devout, to be called Oprah, After The Service.

Following her introductory remarks, Archbishop King spread her hands to the heavens, and Oprah herself appeared in the sky overhead, swathed in blindingly white robes and a pair of black leather knee-high boots with stiletto heels. Before Her, a mixed crowd of pre- and post-menopausal women shrieked in excitement, weeping openly at the heavenly vision. Several attendees were so overcome that they collapsed in pools of their own urine.

“Blessed are all who come before Me,” intoned Oprah after floating down to the podium, “and Blessed are all women who come to terms with things! Blessed also is this interesting hand-carved pepper mill; it is one of My Favorite Things! There’s one in each of your gift bags!”

With a flourish of trumpets from an unseen orchestra, production assistants scurried through the crowd, handing out gift bags to all and dispensing Egyptian cotton towels to the women who had wet themselves.

“Blessed is My church, enter ye now and view My services on the giant screen flat-panel Sony television within!” Continued Oprah, “Look within yourself, for you can overcome all obstacles when you believeth in yourself! Look also within your gift bag, as you all get a certificate for a free flat-panel Sony television of thine own!”

With a gesture from Her hands, the doors to the church swept open, and the crowds rushed forth to enter the church as an ivory chariot descended from the sky, whisking Oprah away to her apartment.

“Peace be with you! Praise be to Me!” she yelled as she drove out of sight.

In addition to Oprah’s Favorite Things, other holidays planned for the religion include The Feast Of The Assumption Of Maya Angelou, celebrated each summer with a poetry reading and live bird release, and the month-long Stedmanadon in the fall. Following similar marketing plans by the Kabbalah Center, a line of scented candles in the works, tentatively titled O, The Oprah-scented Candle, though plans for bottled water have been cancelled due to legal problems with Cirque Du Soleil.
Source: Davis McDavis

In your blind hate and intolerance you have failed to see that this article stinks to the high heavens of total bullsh.t. Praise be to me ko, give me a raise ni

Wonder why people loose all reasoning when the name Jesus is mentioned.

rasputinn:
I've always known that Oprah is anti Jesus,but it's okay.
I only pity all those who idolise the demonic b.i.t.ch,she'll be fully exposed in due time.

And you who is 'pro-jesus' is calling one a 'demonic b.I.t.c.h'. Way to go boss. Jesus is reeeaaal proud of ya. Lmao

sugafoot:
It installs wella on BB but for some odd reasons refuses to connect even with a bb data bundle

Wasssup Sugaman, how u dey. Its been awhile o. Hope u good.

As per d 2go, it works boss. Jus go to ur Tcp/ip settings and put the netwoek APN and password. Like web.gprs.blablabla for mtn.

Download youtube videos using this site, m.vuclip.com. You can also download movie series by going to www.fztvseries.mobi. This should help.

victorazy:
why are u saying this? Go to YouTube and watch Opra's old tapes "The Church of Opra" she is Anti-Christ, she has the mark.

Are you the one that "Marked" her? Na wa o

Nothing wrong with the Naija ones. This is the joke section. All kinds of jokes are welcome.
Pls keep them coming poster.

seanet02:
Until America shown us the Nuclear weapons in Iraq that they claimed before attacking the country i don't think we should take them serious. America is only interested in the oil of Libya. Why have they shown a different side to The Somalia crises for the past 20yrs? Simple as No oil no interest. Bloody mofos

Yes. When the US intervened in Somalia in the 90's, they probably went there to look for groundnut oil. They didn't find it, bloody mofos.

What's the guarantee the batteries are good?

Can I get a Storm 1? For how much

Can one get a used bold 2, 3 n 4? How much are they?

SMH. Jealousy no go kill some people.
Trust the black man, once you become rich your whole extended family want to leech of you. Lazy people, why won't they cry 'no love'.

Since 1987, na now the woman remember oprah fired her for Jesus. Lol

You guys are still here crying? So funny. Sometimes I think these so-called "racist" stuffs are done to whip up a whole lot of publicity and watch you all scamper like chickens hyperventilating all over the place. You people never disappoint.

A white lady or man might just call you a monkey necessarily not because he thinks so, but because he knows it will hurt you and he wants to get at you, annoy you, incite you.

IMO, you are a monkey if you indeed go everywhere crying and lamenting about it.

BigPhil:
It has never been my style to join issues with people who are less discerning and intellectually limited.Bottom Line is don't believe anything you hear from the western press.Read my post again.

Ok Sir. I am "less discerning" and "intellectually limited" because I have a big hole in my head from Libyan army bullets. That makes me a "civillian" in your esteemed opinion, right?

BigPhil:

What is happening in Libya is no longer a civil protest,Once the protesters took over military bases and are carrying military grade weapons,they have lost all legitimacy as per saying that they are civilians protesters.

Moreover,the amount of propaganda coming out through the western media is shocking,and the foolish Libyan Minster of justice came out last week to say that he had evidence that Qaddafi was responsible for the lockerbie bombing of the Pan am plane without any hard evidence and it made headline news all over the western press.

They have been violating Libyan airspace within impunity since this crisis began and if care is not taken Libya will go the way of Iraq.

I am no fan of Qaddafi but if there is no oil in Libya they won't have given a damn about what is going on there.

Oh, Sir, they should sit back and watch foot soldiers of the military despot withholding their freedom shoot them and rain them with bombs so you can be happy they are civilians, right?

A big bullet hole through their skulls is what makes them legitimate in your own opinion.

Jesus, some people are really amazing in the way they think.