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i used to respect dbanj as the kokomaster, but if that old,public property Genevive is his idea of a kokolet, I AM REALLY DISSAPOINTED

All those crying about AVATAR, have you watched LOST? you should see the way Touchstone Television presented nigeria. its means nothing. the truth is that, this is what sells. violence,crime, drugs, prostitution ect. this is what the consumers(YOU AND I) want to see, and even if they portrayed nigeria as paradise, am sure some of you will will be the first to shout. "ah ahn  why are they lying "

Beauty, waking up everyday next to a beautiful woman,There is no better way to start your day.
Intelligence
Sexiness/Fashion/Girliness
Traditional/Homely
Career Potential
Virginity/Low Sexual Experience, I HATE VIRGINS

i have watch countless number of hollywood films and the question is:how many contries dose hollywood portray in good light? NONE. not even America itself. to them,south america equals DRUGS and kidnap,Africa= porverty and rebels,eastern europe,italy russia are mafia and gruesome murderer,all arabs are terrorists, and so on, it has nothing to do with nigeria.so those of you saying its because nigeria is a failed state,get you head out of your ass.

a brazillian player died exactly like that too on sunday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLnY5MacSc&feature=popular
may God be with his family

@poster
Get your head out of your ass.what do you mean by TALENTLESS NIGERIAN ARTIST? if they were talentless, how come they keep getting more international recognition and awards?surly in a big industry like we have in nigeria, there would be some wachkos but it would be silly of you to call nigerian artist generally talentless. secondly,if you think nigerian artist copy americans, come to brazil and see the way brazilian artist copy too, same as ghanians, jamaicans,south africans etc.even uk artist copy too.when someone is leading it is only normal that others will copy him and as of today, american artists are leading. entendido?

Bleep the hypocrisyy.i am %100 insupport of it.everyone has a reason for doing what they do and if flushing out some unwanted blood from your womb is what you need to do, then, get it done.

he should have done the honorable thing and resign but typical of Nigerian leaders, he has no honour in him.
may his soul rest in peace if It likes and if It dosent well, let it not rest at all.wahala ti e
as for his wife, May God give her the fortitude to bear the loss and if she like, let her not take it. oun lo mo
awon alokori

FROM WIKIPEDIA


Under his guidance, the Swedish National Team qualified for the Euro 2000 but lost in the group stages.

In 2002, he led Sweden to the World Cup where Sweden was in 'group death'. Sweden lost against Senegal. In 2004, Sweden qualified for their third straight championship. In the Euro 2004, Sweden made it to the quarter-finals where they lost against Holland.[7] That same year, Tommy Söderberg left the Swedish National Team to coach the U21 Team.

After the departure of Söderberg, Lagerbäck appointed Roland Andersson as assistant coach. In 2006, Lagerback took Sweden to their fourth consecutive championship, the first time in Swedish history. He led Sweden to the 2006 World Cup, losing against Germany 2 2–0[b] in the knockout stage[/b].[8] Under Lagerbäck, Sweden also qualified for UEFA Euro 2008, however they were eliminated in the group stage after losing 2-0 against Russia. The team's early dismissal from the tournament led sport columnists to ask Lagerbäck to be sacked..[9] Despite this, he signed an extension, which would keep him until the end of the 2010 FIFA World Cup campaign. After Sweden's unsuccessful qualification campaign for this summer's World Cup in South Africa, Lagerbäck resigned.[10]



ANYONE THAT SAYS THIS GUY IS A GOOD CHOICE, IS A MAD PERSON.
of all the coaches in the world,this is the trash Nigeria could appoint. I even heard someone saying he is the best. Koni da fun gbogbo yin.

Dose anyone know if any branch of BANKPHB in Lagos opens on saturday? i need to withdraw money urgently.
thanks

i think its good. that said, i have a problem with the shakers, a softer shaker would be nicer since its a slow beat.
keep practicing and surely you will improve. best of luck

@house
which nairalander has the highest number of post?I think with 12782 SPIKEDCYLINDER[size=10pt][/size] beats everybody hand down. correct me if am wrong.

the guy is enjoying his life, you are busy hating. as for his wife, if she cant stay, let her go, there are one billion and one hot women that will take her place within the hour.do you think its easy to be a multy billioniare?if he was nobody would she have married him? abeg shift,

BROS
see your mouth. lekki. you live in lekki and you are still complaining.there is a place between ijora and orile called Alaba Oro.I am certain that place will rank 1st as the worst slum to live in the world and still there are people living there. you berra thank your God.
On gbe ni Lekki o tun complain. Akebaje.

O boy
There is no way you can live in the uk and have a business in Nigeria.If it were in another country where things work, it would have been different but not naija, you have to monitor your business in person.To live in the UK and run a business in Nigeria, you need a trustworthy person. Am sorry if this sounds insulting but from my own experience, NIGERIANS ARE NOT TRUSTWORTHY, including family members.I can assure you, you will most likely regret it.
I would suggest you look for what you can invest in there in the UK or go back home and manage your business YOURSELF

Goodluck should have acted fast. once you are the president whether acting or not, you have alot of powers. Goodluck should have used it in time.the north will never give up power without a firce fight because thats the only natural resources they have.
God bless Nigeria

Omo, i did not want to read this loooong essay before but after i did, i am very glad i did.you help me finish all this niaja girls.this girls that only know how to demand for this and demand for that. infact, if i personally see you, i will personally date you. ha, my belle sweet. ton ba gun eshin ninu mi ko ni kose

when one person chop 15billion from Nasarawa, wetin wan remain.no wonder people from that state always look angry.

the poor guy no wan kaput for jeddah. (he wants to die where is cloths are)
o fe ku si ibi ti aso e wa.

they are crazy, those bunch of evil servant that resume whenever they want and do nothing but chat all day in the office,very rude and incompetent, behave as if they are diong you a favour. 100k as minimum wage. in fact, when these old fools have nothing else to do, they decide to waste our money holding senseless seminars. awon Alakori

Ayemokhia:
Whenever Police authorities beat their chests asserting that they are one of the very few institutions in Nigeria that have zero tolerance for corruption, many people will look the other way.

In fact, many will boldly assert that their claim is the other way round. However, this Police claim got a boost  last Thursday in Lagos when men of the X squad at the Force Criminal Investigations Department (FCID),  Alagbon, publicly paraded nine members of the force for engaging in corrupt activities.

The officers who were  attached to various police formations in the Force were arrested for allegedly conducting illegal checking points at various highways within the country.  The arrested policemen were also caught collecting money from motorists plying their route.



Crime Guard learnt that on February 12th, 2010, officers attached to the  X Squad led by on (SP)  Amure Iliya Takobi who were on anti-corruption drive found squeezed N12, 000 in various denominations on six policemen attached to the Federal Highway Patrol.  The Policemen were conducting illegal check point at a spot popularly known as Aso Rock along the Lagos_ Benin Expressway.

Identities of the six policemen were given as (Insp) Rafiu Akinola, (Sgt) Hama Dogavi (Sgt) Dana Umar, (Cpl) Ason Usere Ikombosa and (Cpl) Adelowo Olaleka.

The other three arrested police officers were identified as (Pc) Leyi Isong attached to Ojo police division, (Pc) Stanley Okobia and Corporal Ley Kabomi.

The FCID Alagbon image_maker, Mr. Friday Achibong told reporters that detectives attached to X squad swung into action after getting series of complaints by members of the public about the nefarious activities of some of these policemen on the highway bordering on intimidation, harassment and extortion.



“In line with the Inspector-General of Police, Ogbonna Onovo anti-corruption posture and based on stern directives from the Assistant Commissioner of Police (ACP) in-charge of the squad, Innocent Chibike,  detectives attached to X squad swung into action and rounded them up after carrying out surveillance for hours along Lagos-Benin Highway.  During the operation, some of them fled abandoning their rifles.

We later recovered those rifles and we have spread our dragnet in search of them.  They will be made to face disciplinary action by the authorities to serve as a deterrent to other such corrupt officers still remaining in the force”.
When Crime Guard spoke with some of the officers during the parade, they pleaded for forgiveness assuring that they will never engage in such criminal activities again.

Boooooh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

their office is close to 1004 estate in VI. same street,its almost opposite 1004. i dont really know the address but i know they share the same building with south african airways.just find the address of the south african airways in vi (i think that will be easier) and you have foun them.
hope this helps

your passport
air tickrt
hotel reservation
a good story to tell the immigration at MMA

But bros,I HOPE YOU ARE NOT CONSIDERING kOSOVO.

i have eperienced to same to at MMA. one useless guy who could bearly pronounce dollars to me i had to disvirging my pasport with $100.i simply smiled and pretended i did not understand what he meant.kobo i did not give him. let him go and disvirgin his mother.alakori

sorry i dont know the official rate but,if you are in lagos, i will advise you use an agent because the stress in ikoyi + the process is no childs play and its 18k.if you dont know any reliable agent, go to the lagos house of assembly and ask any of the civil servants they will derect you but shine your eye o.
hope this helps

no be small thing
the first time i climb or should i say enter escalator, though it lasted for about 15 seconds, oyi ko mi( i dont know how to say it in english).
it was at mega plaza

i am sure you will find nigerians there or atleast ghanians.that said, i dont believe that everyone going outside Nigeria should go to london or america but when it comes to eastern europe,i will advise you have a WORTHY reason for going there and also make sure YOU HAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS COMPLET.one black in the midst of a thousand white people,bros, there is no hiding place, also start learning whatever you can of the language now.you will need it.
one more thing, from experience,i have learnt never to completly rely on others. bros, find small change hold o.
best of luck

Amodu MUST be sacked because

1,Its Nigerias birth right to win every match and since Amodu connot achieve that, he must be fired.
2,Every Nigerian  (including those that couldnt pass ordinary WAEC) know more about   team selection, match reading , player motivation,
  team management  ETC, than Amodu
3,White coaches are magicians so once we hire one, all our problems will be over.

Foolish people.

norway ke? i hear there is lots of money (opportunities) there but cant stand the cold.i used to live with a norwawgian guy.he moved to rio because he could bear the cold and the boredom. goodluck guys.

the problem with nigeria is infrastructure. transportation, water, electricity,schools, etc, if we had all this, most people outside including myself, would run back home.its not the things are rosy here but the things our government consider as luxuries (eg internet, phone) are considered as basics outside thats why we prefer to stay outside.

china. useless country. human right, zero pheeeeeewww