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I don't knw about you nd others, buh I like my bank Access Bank. Not because I also work there buh because they r very friendly and courteous in d midst of challenges like network downtime or product knowlegde gap.
Let's discuss your banks here[/quote]Well if you are expecting to reach your 'target'
Thru Nland, reconsider! There are better ways of getting people to bank wt your bank thru u. And if u are looking for people's opinion about your bank, then ask us "what we think about Access Bank" and hide your identity as a staff. If your bank is paying you to manage their social media presence, I doubt if u're doing a good job

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Social Media Abuse- the negative side of the new media is its ability to spread uncomfirmed messages. Be careful how you regard this digitized new media and its viral potency. Government's are caught unawares on the sudden rise of social media and are yet to come up with laws to regulate its use

Most times I open a frontpage story,I see Nairalanders asking questions like, "and how did this make the front page?" I therefore created this topic to get our general view and I hope the administrators/moderators will bring this to the front page so we get many peoples opinion. This is democracy Seun and it will be nice if u get people's opinion as it will eventually increase and sustain traffic.

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What then does Noah's Ark represent in our day since the Old Testament is just a shadow of the New. What is the substance?

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One day a mechanic asked a heart surgeon, "we do the same business of dissecting engines and cleaning it up, why is it that you earn far higher than I do?" The doctor thought for a while and said, "try doing yours while the engine is running! that's the difference".
There are so many reasons why Seun is not as rich as Mark Zuckerberg which is also why your own site may not be given you the type of income as that of your competitor. Learn the difference:
1. Facebook's Content Management System allows any 'dummy' go online and pay to advertise, while Facebook reaps. How many of you have advertised on Nairaland with such ease. The more you make your services easily accessible, the more you keep people coming and the more money you make
2. Facebook is about the most visited sites in most countries of the world,2nd in US and even No 1. in Nairaland's own homeland(where Nairaland is ranking 9). Bottom lime is that the more traffic you drive the more people patronize you and the more money you make. And here is a blog on how you can drive traffic to your website/blog; follow the link http://eloquentseo..com/2012/07/how-to-drive-visitors-to-your-website.html
3. One of the best ways to grow rich in any economy is to develop services that can be utilized and patronized by the rich. Facebook is used even by fortune 500 companies. Build your business to target every strata of society and watch the money rush at you. Why do you think the telecoms are making it? because they have different packages targeted at every individual. Look for ways to stratify your market. Ok, enough for today
But one more thing: Don't forget Mark Zuckerber is a Jew YOU CAN'T BEAT THE JEWS-they are under a covenant
I rest my case

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Whether you like it or not, the internet is shaping peoples perception in this Information Age. It was announced on CNN last week that Obama's campaign team have developed a facebook application that will be used in the 2012 election to target individuals and mobilize them in a manner that will be the first of its kind in history: http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/17/obama-digital-data-machine-facebook-election?cat=world&type=article

What this implies is that if your business has no significant online presence, it will become obsolete in few years to come. Having a website is one thing-all the universities do but driving traffic is the yardstick. If your website is not attracting enough attention, it is as good as not having one

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I have made another interesting discovery in my research that shd make us apologize to Mukina. I read the interview Seun granted to CPA Africa last year about NL and it was only Mukina's name that was mentioned. She played a major role for the continues success of NL. According to Seun

I remember when I locked all Nairalanders out of the forum during a public holiday because I couldn’t keep up with spammers anymore.  I was spending several hours every day just deleting spam and I was tired.  Mukina2, a famous Nairalander, volunteered to help by moderating and recruiting other volunteer moderators

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I am surprised dt Seun is not paying these moderators. Haba, Uncle Seun. At least na. Edo man say na at all at all na I'm bad pass.
But I also want Mukina to consider what Seun answered when asked this question

What do you think has set Nairaland apart from other Nigerian online forums over the years?

Now hear his answer( emphasis mine)

Compared to Nigerian forums that preceded Nairaland: local point of view, better organization, more serious topics, and guest-friendliness

If NL must last, let reconsider. See the link to the interview:
https://www.nairaland.com/625594/cpafrica.coms-interview-seun-osewa-founder

I just went to one of Seun's topic where he was outlining guidelines to posting on NL. Check it out at https://www.nairaland.com/6/nairaland-forum-participation-guidelines when someone tried to compare NL wt another forum, hear what Seun said. I have highlighted some for emphasis

I imagine that Nairaland is a different kind of forum:

* Nairaland wants to be taken seriously.
* Nairaland wants to be as readable as a newspaper.
* Nairaland wants people to take time to compose their thoughts.
* Nairaland favors the sort of language that anybody can understand.
* People using the Internet for the first time should feel at home here.
* Nairaland wants to be clean enough for even the President to participate.

So welcome to the Nairaland World! People who come here are not here because they want "a forum". They are here because they want to share ideas/knowledge with many other Nigerians. I believe that we need to project a certain kind of image to get there

So those of you who say everybody is not serious and their interest shd be considered in the front page should hear it from Seun himself. I also agree wt the suggestion that other moderators should send their trending topics and not be colonized by one person

This thread is interesting and I suggest Seun shd brain storm wt stakeholders to agree on topics that shd make it to the home page. For the sake of business. It may have been presented and discussed comicaly but its realy not funny. I am alwayz shocked when I see topics that come to the front.

The front page represents NL as a brand, what u say there matters people may not open the thread to know wether its a joke and leave wt the wrong info. I once saw one that talked about Obama featuring in a Yoruba Movie. If I didn't open it, I wldve spread the wrong info. But if I had found that topic in d jokes section, for sure I know what's to expect

Many people are loosing on NL coming to open so many threads not worth their time. Mukina is doing a good job anyway for her gender. Now I know she is a lady, I can now understand.

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I thought it was only me until I went to their office to see many people with similar problem. Last week they cut N3,000 from my phone within two days. I will just see "your last call is N800", and i did not make any call. Is anyone else witnessing it?
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