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Get well soon first lady, we are all praying 4 you. God forgive those who are making mockery of your condition and those who lied to us about year mission

Seun: Mark Zuckerberg is ambitious and growth-oriented (doesn't care much about profit).
Mark Zuckerberg is healthy and fit.
Mark Zuckerberg is based in Silicon Valley, surrounded by great role models, world-class talent, and eager investors.

I don't understand!If Mark Zuck cares less about profit yet making it big and worth billions of dollars why not tow his line. I believe you are hiding and protecting this your baby too tightly. Loosen up a little; look for investors, there are many of us willing to invest. It can become second to fbook in d world and 1st in Africa. The wisest man that ever lived said that he that seeks to save his life will loose it, but he that gives up his life will gain it. What a paradox. The owner of wikipaedia made it free and takes no advert and it became the most search engine friendly site. Don't (afraid to loose money. Throw the forum open,inject new ideas frm investors, and the rest will be history

Blue moon: i can't marry a disabled person just because i can't cope with the responsibilities. The girl has mind. may God give her strength

emmycee: blind love..lol

girl king: me marry disabled ni? it was just yesterday I had a chat wit my friend on d qualities I want in my man:
Tall, dark, handsome, flat tummy, pink lips

When I read some of these comments I see people that think in one direction. I ask, supposing anytn happens to that your tall, dark and handsome fone-speaking dude that leaves him on a wheel chair, will you divorce him? Ok, turn it round.. Supposing it was u it happened to, how wld u feel if he leaves u. Learn to fall in love with a being not the looks. And if u can't encourage those dt did: they brought sunshine into someones life

@muskeeto. U don't need to fix anything. Even when u think its a mind thing, never operate it independent of the spirit. Spirit this time refers to your human Spirit that interacts with the Holy Spirit. U do that thru prayers. The Bible says "lean not on your understandn,rather in ALL your ways acknowledge Him"Prov 3:5. Your best calculations can be faulty if not backed wt prayers. Abrahams servant Eliezer prayed while looking for a wife for Isaac before he used his mind to give criteria

It all depends on the leading of the Spirit and the individual. Some people will never go to Deeper Life because its not in line with their upbringing. They were brought up wearing trousers as a lady. They would find Christianity boring and quit. Others sence of decenc
y abhors women wearing trousers, even as an unbeliever she believes she is holier than all the trouser wearing ladies. She may not cope in all the women-trouser-wearing churches. Semi-literate people can cope in RCCG for instance where they have interpreyers but would be wasting his/her time in Chris Okotie church where even a literate man struggles to catch some words while others enjoy the way the trendy pastor weaves words.
So consider those factors and don't force the person to your church especially if you know he won't cope. I have had people come to our church and run away because they feel they are too different from this rich and well dressed guys. They feel intimidated and no amount of love could revive their self-confidence. So many other factors I can't mention here come into play. But PRAY and follow the Spirit

“You can buy attention (advertising).
You can beg for attention from the media (PR).
You can bug people one at a time to get attention (sales).
Or you can EARN attention by creating something interesting and valuable and then publishing it online for free.”
– Create a blog today to share what you know to the world and more people would want to BUY from an 'expert' like u.

You get emails and calls almost every day, with customers and prospects asking questions. Take that email/call/enquiry and put it into your blog (change the names) and then answer it. You will be adding values to your customers/clients that your competitors are not

What about unauthenticated stories that make front page? Sometimes before the subject knows about it, the damage is already done. I advocate every post making front page should have an authentic link because of the danger of a damaged reputation to a person or company.

ajoguegbe: In descending order
Pastor David Ogbueli
Bro Gbile Akanni
Poju Oyemade
Pst Sunday Adelaja
Steve Akinola
These men stand out for me and they are always FRESH

Opening the floor!!! Hope you are the one who liked their status

chukwudi44: Adelaja, founder of the LARGEST church in Europe, The Embassy of the Blessed Kingdom of God for All Nations in Kiev,


I wonder how you came about this?even in ukrain the largest church is the ukrainian orthodox church.Pentecostals will never cease to amaze me

Truly, Sunday pastors the largest CHARISMATIC/EVANGELICAL church in Europe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunday_Adelaja
Note that the Church is less than 2 decades old and has grown tremendously. While the orthodox membership is decreasing, the Embassy of God is growing remarkably in membership. Let's appreciate God for what he is using one of our own to do instead of coming from a denominational point of view. The only reason Christianity has not dominated the scene the way it should is because we are the only religion that criticize each other on paper and everywhere. Jesus said a divided Kingdom cannot stand(Matt 12:25)that's why he prayed for unity, God even confessed that nothing can stop a united people from achieving results(Gen 11:6). Why are we quick to criticize a fellow believer? who bewitched you. You are not of God going against His agenda.

Pastor Sunday Adelaja has achieved a lot... Google him and you would be amazed how God has used this man. See other popular Nigerian preachers and a brief biography http://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.117107168321000.11289.117103751654675&type=3

We are running a contest for Nairaland's most favorite Nigerian preacher. A gallery of 57 most popular Nigerian preachers with their profile appears on this page http://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.117107168321000.11289.117103751654675&type=3 You are to LIKE the preacher whose message has changed your life. Just click on the pix and the profile appears. If your most favorite does not appear on any of these, send a brief profile of the preacher and why you feel he should be included to nigeriangodsgenerals@gmail.com.
We will keep you updated of the results of the "top twenty most voted" on Nairaland monthly

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I don't knw about you nd others, buh I like my bank Access Bank. Not because I also work there buh because they r very friendly and courteous in d midst of challenges like network downtime or product knowlegde gap.
Let's discuss your banks here[/quote]Well if you are expecting to reach your 'target'
Thru Nland, reconsider! There are better ways of getting people to bank wt your bank thru u. And if u are looking for people's opinion about your bank, then ask us "what we think about Access Bank" and hide your identity as a staff. If your bank is paying you to manage their social media presence, I doubt if u're doing a good job

Be careful and prayerful while investing this money. In your carefulness checklist consider your passion, knowledge and skillsets. Are u going to be directly involved in the business or u're working elsewhere? In your prayer checklist, ensure the money was genuinely made else return it; if genuine, pay the tithe and then ask God for divine direction in investing. Finally remember you are just a steward of God's resources His watching to see how wisely u'd utilize this opportunity to know whether to entrust more to u, for he dt is faithful in little much will be given to him. I wish you success in all your ways

You don't benefit by criticising peopl :oe that take a step towards progress except such analysis is constructive. Online business is relatively new in Nigeria but will dominate the scene in few years to come. All those who were willing to take the risks and make mistakes will be repositioned to be the market leaders of that period. READ MY LIPS

Mind what you call disabled. The right word is "differently-abled". The man is abled in other areas which some physically abled people lack.

Social Media Abuse- the negative side of the new media is its ability to spread uncomfirmed messages. Be careful how you regard this digitized new media and its viral potency. Government's are caught unawares on the sudden rise of social media and are yet to come up with laws to regulate its use

Most times I open a frontpage story,I see Nairalanders asking questions like, "and how did this make the front page?" I therefore created this topic to get our general view and I hope the administrators/moderators will bring this to the front page so we get many peoples opinion. This is democracy Seun and it will be nice if u get people's opinion as it will eventually increase and sustain traffic.

CeaserB: Well Congrats To Both Of Them In Advance.
I Hope He Has Paid His Bride Price Or She Has Paid Her Dowry?
I'm Confused Whom Married Whom?

Talk about the power of fame. While some men struggle to plz a lady, many ladies wld rather count it a privilege to be associated with stars like Peter, while many businesses are struggling to raise money to advertise on the media,Facebook gets FREE adverts even on CNN,most media would count it a privilege associating wt them.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
How can one build such large traffic that people count it a privilege associating with your BRAND. Meditate on these through out this weeken and you would come out a better person with fresh ideas next week. Catch ya

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What then does Noah's Ark represent in our day since the Old Testament is just a shadow of the New. What is the substance?

Cyber war is the next level of battle that will determine the nations that will be counted as superpowers. The situation will be same in the market. Market forces will soon be decided by various online indices. What this means is if your epresence is weak, your competit
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One day a mechanic asked a heart surgeon, "we do the same business of dissecting engines and cleaning it up, why is it that you earn far higher than I do?" The doctor thought for a while and said, "try doing yours while the engine is running! that's the difference".
There are so many reasons why Seun is not as rich as Mark Zuckerberg which is also why your own site may not be given you the type of income as that of your competitor. Learn the difference:
1. Facebook's Content Management System allows any 'dummy' go online and pay to advertise, while Facebook reaps. How many of you have advertised on Nairaland with such ease. The more you make your services easily accessible, the more you keep people coming and the more money you make
2. Facebook is about the most visited sites in most countries of the world,2nd in US and even No 1. in Nairaland's own homeland(where Nairaland is ranking 9). Bottom lime is that the more traffic you drive the more people patronize you and the more money you make. And here is a blog on how you can drive traffic to your website/blog; follow the link http://eloquentseo..com/2012/07/how-to-drive-visitors-to-your-website.html
3. One of the best ways to grow rich in any economy is to develop services that can be utilized and patronized by the rich. Facebook is used even by fortune 500 companies. Build your business to target every strata of society and watch the money rush at you. Why do you think the telecoms are making it? because they have different packages targeted at every individual. Look for ways to stratify your market. Ok, enough for today
But one more thing: Don't forget Mark Zuckerber is a Jew YOU CAN'T BEAT THE JEWS-they are under a covenant
I rest my case

With these three keys any 'ediot' can make it big in the internet age

After all these funny advices are ended, please remember to transfer this to the JOKES section lest somebody take it serious and deface his/herself. nairaland una no go kill me

OP and all Nairalanders, be careful about all the advice you get. This blog will help you identify the scammers among them
http://eloquentseo..com/2012/07/ways-to-identify-online-scammers.html

I received the mail. Its a scam. Meanwhile this blog will help you identify the activities of scammers and how to avoid being caught
http://eloquentseo..com/2012/07/ways-to-identify-online-scammers.html